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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 11:56pm On Jul 17, 2021
davit:
Guys, try as much as possible to avoid trips to or from Tom Ogboi way at Itedo Estate off Freedom way. The water level there is just too high. Been like that for weeks. Now worse. The girls there too are the worse you will see on ehailing. Na one of them got my account blocked today. It is a blackisted area for me moving forward.
That itedo estate na ocean, and the yeye estate gate men go still dey ask for code, even though na inside swimming pool dem dey live, and you're also correct about the girls, same thing with the guys, they wear their pride with PRIDE.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:08pm On Jul 14, 2021
eyinola:
hmmmmm, na so this guy booked me on sunday pu coppers ikoyi, got the only maid and litle baby came to Join me in d car, I took them to buy food and brought them back , alaye call for phone that i should text my acct, I did immediately i got another trip to lekki 2 so I left, 1 hour after no alert i rush call him, he said he forgot imagine, from then till now this nigga no pick my calls again, I hv a very free time today na so i just dey buzz him line with my 2 lines next thing he text me to day his app has been down that how much is the money again lol, i replied from 11am till now no alert...called again no answer to even think this guy is British baffles me
Lol, na those British/naija stingy pass.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:02pm On Jul 14, 2021
Blackbishop:
No lele
black bishop to the rescue!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 7:56pm On Jul 14, 2021
Blackbishop:
Lol...

I think they should be tired of that by now
Dudu bishop, abeg dhey make I come scan my car for your side tomorrow ni
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 10:21am On Jul 14, 2021
Abeg wetin dey happen for 3rd mainland wey come make surge full everywhere.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 12:57pm On Jul 13, 2021
Pearl1910:
Another experience...reason I don't patronise olden days filling stations grin they most likely have water in their underground tanks or their meters aren't correct.

Sorry man
Thanks bro
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 4:38pm On Jul 12, 2021
Pearl1910:
It's apparent they are crooks in that filling station. They have been mentioned for notorious reasons too often here. Best is to avoid them, if possible but they are strategically positioned.
Aswear, now na water fuel i eventually buy.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 4:37pm On Jul 12, 2021
geezyk:
Something happened this afternoon on my way from church, wanted to fuel my car at mobil along airport road, got down from the car with the engine running, my lil bro was in the car with wifey.

Gave my card to the attendant 5k fuel, he inserted his nozzle, immediately my brother called my attention to the fact that the engine was still running, I comot eyes as I no want make dem scam me, immediately the attendant asked me to switch off the engine, my spirit say this guy wan scam me, as I didn't even like his face.

Checked the meter before proceeding to switch my engine off, meter was at 90, as I switched off and faced the meter, suddenly it became 975, I tell my guy say wetin happen, werey say na gas tank wey dem.on cause him own meter to stop, I didn't say anything, werey balance me 4025, I checked my gauge it was not complete, na so I tear for am say he must complete my fuel oo, na so one of him partners came, probably the supervisor, baba tell am straight up that he'll pay for the fuel and he helped me fill 1k again.

Moral of my story is shine ya eyes, these attendants are not your friends.
las las na mechanic workshop i end this afternoon, got trip from home to Oniru estate, trip went smoothly, ended and got paid, positioned for another trip, got unilag, accepted, as I wan start car battery told me NO! went out to find mechanic werey say na 2500, na how much come carry me come VI nah, las las the bas*tard collect 1k. Luckily the former rider was ready to go back, I say thank God.

We move, and I started noticing that car was moving mad, not accelerating well, but after the first gear, moves wonderfully. Na so we enter traffic i have to tap the gas like thrice before it moves.

Las las i ended up at my mechanic, and it was discern that it was a bad fuel mixed with water, I do change fuel filter, service nozzles, changed plugs and bought fuel again.

Mobil. NO MORE.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 7:22am On Jul 12, 2021
https://twitter.com/ikay_Omio/status/1413788734601023492?s=19

Read this guy's thread and laugh your ass out.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 5:12pm On Jul 11, 2021
Something happened this afternoon on my way from church, wanted to fuel my car at mobil along airport road, got down from the car with the engine running, my lil bro was in the car with wifey.

Gave my card to the attendant 5k fuel, he inserted his nozzle, immediately my brother called my attention to the fact that the engine was still running, I comot eyes as I no want make dem scam me, immediately the attendant asked me to switch off the engine, my spirit say this guy wan scam me, as I didn't even like his face.

Checked the meter before proceeding to switch my engine off, meter was at 90, as I switched off and faced the meter, suddenly it became 975, I tell my guy say wetin happen, werey say na gas tank wey dem.on cause him own meter to stop, I didn't say anything, werey balance me 4025, I checked my gauge it was not complete, na so I tear for am say he must complete my fuel oo, na so one of him partners came, probably the supervisor, baba tell am straight up that he'll pay for the fuel and he helped me fill 1k again.

Moral of my story is shine ya eyes, these attendants are not your friends.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2021
[quote author=dru23 post=103595770][/quote]I still have it available for sale oo, any publicity at all is good publicity.

Interested peeps should contact me.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 8:00pm On Jul 09, 2021
BAZ001:
That is not me ooh

I’m too a lazy a drive to drag for trips , I used inDriver twice and since then I don’t know where the app is. Uber has been disturbing to update documents since June.
I only do bolt for now

I dey eko bridge like dis rider wants to drop and take bike, I told him the bikes are robbers they will rob him on the way. That’s it’s safer we get to costain and then he can take bike.
Na me u wan leave inside traffic to be burning fuel. Baba heard robbers he gentle for car begin complain.
Guy you be fuuuuuuul abeg grin grin

Same thing I did for one guy yesterday, Mafoluku to dolphin on 1.6 surge, baba say he no wan late, na me make I lose money abi, we're in this together my man, no Okada on the road, see me driving like mad man as road free small.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 7:55pm On Jul 09, 2021
Gabrinchi256:
Except she insisted it's around Ajah, there is Ilaje in Apapa, Alaba, Dolphin, Bariga, Mile12 and Ikorodu
But there's an ilaje bus stop just after Ajah toward vgc, picked a guy there last friday
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 12:20pm On Jul 07, 2021
peeps4u:
That's College Road junction, if I'm right.
Nope, the stadium side linking to college road.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 4:53pm On Jul 06, 2021
pope191:
Now I see d Gee in d zyk, u r mouthed... no worry, we go arrange d table back grin
tongue tongue
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 10:49am On Jul 06, 2021
Pearl1910:
Guys, as a partner-driver, just like u enjoy all your earnings without remitting to anybody, u are also soley responsible for all repairs and maintainance cost of your car.
But my question this morning is which is more painful, between the cost of repairs and the loss of income due to repairs downtime?
For me, it's definitely the cost of repairs oo, you might have been saving the little you can, and then the car develops a fault, then.you have to dig into your savings to repair the fault, once I dig in for repairs, I just lost motivation for a day or 2, then work my ass back up.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 10:36am On Jul 06, 2021
pope191:
I didn't need to say dis mama, but on the second tot I feel it's ok to air it regardless. People that never contributed will always take advantage of offers like this for reasons that may seem outrageous. The love in here is not bright, majority of the known moniker's are being mindful and honestly not interested, opinions and reserved opinions are not just mere cruise and let's leave it the way it is for the love of one house, but it becomes unhealthy chain of reactions. Secondly, there is chances of me as a driver having friends that go as 150k in a week and reach out to him to come so and so place, one Dru wants to share money, boom they rush up, upload, claim price and like air, they r gone, they were never part of the fun, fight and buzz here. Do u blame them? No! Someone here hits d alert on them and most known monikers here may not even have interest in any of this.

To everyone, no gesture of offence, it's been fun and I wish we can keep the tempo, we may catch cruise, but purge ourselves of every form of hatred and find healing where need be, heal whatever pain one of us ( if there's us) may have done to each other. Needless for insults as well, yabbing and insults are not the same and for those saying no stories from the previous pages, just jonzing. I'll speak for myself, I've shared countless stories over and over, but someone that have never share one in the name of silent reader is having an opinion (that's funny), why not lead by sharing one, instead of talking down on folks that are embalming the platform. If we all keep silent like the so called silent readers, they won't even b a post to read in the first place. Oga Dru will b so bored grin

Nice work Baz001 and geekyz I receive block cos of you on Sunday grin

Good morning everyone?
Baba it's not my handwriting oo.

I've always been a silent reader here till I started the hustle, I believe everyone is mature enough to know when its Cruise and otherwise, one thing I like most of the regular commentators on here is the fact that no matter how heated the argument is, we all find a way to laugh at the end, and its no hard feelings.

Dru, pope, feli, bazz and the rest i can't really remember keep this thread alive with experiences, memories and whatnot. We learn one or 2 here everyday through to the stage where know we're filled.

Regarding the giveaway, I bet you, regular commentators on this thread won't post their dashboard, not that they don't want to, but the fact remains that whatever you say on here can be used against you in the near future, and moreover they don't wanna go against their no posting of dashboard rules. Ballers dey here oo.

But then, it's a good way to motivate drivers by the giveaway, but regular commentators suppose get inside cos they keep this thread alive regardless of their dashboard. How outsiders go dey come chop my family food nah.

Good job guys.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 10:05am On Jul 04, 2021
pope191:
U that is still chasing bonus up nd down, how many 7 up u use ur teeth open again for d last family meeting?
If I can count correctly, probably 2 crates cos dem too get extended family.

Pope your mouth no good at all.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:57am On Jul 04, 2021
ifec92:
Guys please be careful out there..I was robbed on apapa oshodi expressway few days ago…it was around 3:14pm inside traffic…they took all my money

Thank God for life
Which section of the expressway? Oshodi, ladipo, isolo, cele or which side.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:53am On Jul 04, 2021
pope191:
Boss we been hold u in high esteem, no they Fall our hands like this. All ur write up is honestly not making any sense, all you say is you r going to make profit in the long run, yet you still say I might wonder how you make profit, is it not in long run again? grin you are in USA, we thank God on behalf of you, how is life over there in Jupiter? Do they give u cars for free dia? If no, in good faith state ur total cost of landing a car to earth and puttin it up to ur deceptive "uber standard".

Naija used won't last 6 months on a lucky hand, and mine is going 2 yrs now, whose report do u want me to believe like this?


You get money pass me grin Dangote self get money pass u, nah so me self take get money pass Baz001. Is there any sense in this? 7 billion people on the face of the earth with 7 billion different realities. Wake up menh! Wetin face me nah d back u go deh see. No emotions, just reality, if I go emotional on u, I'll use foul words.

U say a busines man will never reveal his trade secret? And you measure or access me within the horizon of ur window? U still support someone displaying dashboard here, that's dumb boss, get of dat powder, it zaps thinking
Na only few people know the meaning of this meme wey you post oo.

You just break table wey everybody dey manage, table wey people dey break small small, e reach you turn you demolish am.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 11:07am On Jul 02, 2021
Felicity0001:
Yeah I've noticed something because I really don't know how this their commission thing works.

In two different occassion I topped up 1k each and my balance was showing -N550.

Current balance started same way now see my balance.
That -999 is the amount you're owing them, while that 1444 balance is what they're owning you, probably you accepted a request and canceled afterwards, the money is deducted from your main balance.
You still have 445 as your main balance though.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:12am On Jul 02, 2021
Be like indriver is now giving out ride request even if you're owing them commission. Been owing them almost 1k now and I still dey receive requests, this is really a good thing coming from them though.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:10pm On Jul 01, 2021
This bolt tariff increase na dust, imagine from Orchid road ikeja bus terminal ended 4700, with that mad traffic yesterday on the 3rd mainland oo, used almost 3hrs but indriver is very lucrative on the island, took a trip from Orchid to toyin for 4800 today, smooth journey, just only that Maryland traffic.

One has to work smart on this hustle oo, or else.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 9:50am On Jul 01, 2021
IFSHR:
Guys lets be careful out there..

Just saw on instablog....2 riders on bolt almost killed their driver. One sat at the back and one at the front....na from back the rider use rope tie the driver neck, after much struggle and disfiguring of the drivers face he sha managed to escape but the two riders zoomed off with his car.... All happened in PH last night..

I pray God's protection on us always....I don't work late into the night though...but anything wey go make me pick rider for late night....if it's two guys I am canceling immediately. And if na just a guy, if u are too big to sit beside me, you will have to order another ride...infact for me o going forward any late night trip, I won't pick more than a passenger except the other riders are kids.

God protection on us always...let's be wise and vigilant
Baba mi, that's why no matter where I am by 6pm, I'm heading home, trip or no trip, home straight.

If God is watching us make we dey watch ourself too.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 8:23pm On Jun 30, 2021
Una wey dey 3rd mainland bridge i hail oo.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 1:39pm On Jun 30, 2021
Be like military police (MP) are now searching cars for military paraphernalia, saw them at charity oshodi today stopping cars with any military paraphernalia.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2021
radautoworks:
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WHY DON'T MY GIFS WORK cry
I upload mine as pictures though.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 3:31pm On Jun 27, 2021
radautoworks:
I said I come in peace na grin
This your own own peace na violence full am oo.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 3:22pm On Jun 27, 2021
radautoworks:
On the real tho, dru is not a lightweight FR. Cruise is fun but truth is dude has bank but hustles like he's broke.

But can he drive? IDK

I come in peace grin grin grin
Omo! Mama ra don open closed wounds oo.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 12:50pm On Jun 27, 2021
Na werey full this thread aswear never a dull moment with y'all.

Anyways I'm here for the violence.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by geezyk(m): 8:33am On Jun 27, 2021
Felicity0001:
I like what you did but you shouldnt have dropped them off like that instead you should have cautioned her and ask her dad to talk to her daughter and any more word from her you have no other option but end the ride.


I had similar experience too some days back and I'd to stop and told her in not interested in going on the trip again but that one has sense so started begging instantly and finally we got to the airport even b4 the ETA and she waz happy then i told her "just try to be nice to drivers", she apologised again and I wished her save flight and las las she smile with a thank you.
Baba mi, most people going to the airport are generally rude, both genders and alphabet people. They're always in a rush, always complaining about your driving wanting you to speed to hell.

When she started complaining about the lady's voice on my maps being mute is where I know shell be a problem, complained about driving with one hand, started saying how will I know where to turn if I can't hear the voice, I just dey laugh, the father was mute through that, took me to a wrong route and still blamed me for the maps voice, father was mute.

Was even making a joke out of it all, but she carry wahala for head like tomato basket, the trip was to even take me home sef, but as she was rude, threatening me about not paying like say I be beggar,I dropped her off like a fly and left her to her woes and zoomed home with my speakers blazing.


I took one lady to the airport from osapa 2 weeks back, has a 6 o'clock flight and we left past 4, she was even calm that she'll meet up, but for one mad traffic at gbagada, told her I would take Maryland, she said oshodi through airport road will be faster to mm2, and the map was showing Maryland was fastest, I obliged and we got into another stand still after the airport toll gate, she wan mad, started complaining with her tiny voice, I felt bad too, but we got to the airport 5:56, she just dashed out, didn't pay and told me to text her my details, she paid extra before being boarded sha and we both texted and apologized later.

Got home and saw a key on my back seat, I just left it at home. Forward to 4 days later, a call came through and it was the same girl asking if I'd seen a key, omo I just laughed and said yes, she was happy, asked if I could bring it to her as it was her apartment's key, told her no issue, flight touched down 9:30 she called, I just left home to give her the key as I stay close to the airport, later on she did transfer of 3k for my troubles.

We're good friends now, airport waka na somehow sha.

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