₦airaland Forum

Haute:
I don't understand this kinda dance. Why will a girl be grinding her anus into my crotch like I'm some kind of toilet paper? Really beggars belief. Estharfabian, Raine80, cao, Evaberry, Ireneony, Mikylopez, LegalBaby, Raemystix. Can anyone explain this act? I've seen a dog rubbing it's behind on grass before, but this I do not understand. Is he helping her to clean up, is this evolution's next bus stop on the human relations road?

Guy u dnt hv 2 understand. Experience it 1st den u wld sing a different tune.

Catalin:
You knew she was a third Class graduate and went ahead to marry her, what did you expect? Now you are complaining about her grammar.
Your wife is unintelligent and she doesn't want to stress herself in school, why push her when you know her capabilities.

You say she takes in every time even though you want only 3kids. Are you not the one producing the sperm? I am not understanding.
you guys should go to your doctor and choose a family planning method that will suit you or you might end up with 10kids.

About her clothing issues, why not buy her new set of clothes like bum shorts, sexy gowns and lingeries. Married women most times forget that men are moved by what they see cos they are now married and the think the don't need to impress anyone anymore.There is no crime in buying her clothes you want her to wear.

Why not teach her how to speak good English since she does not want to enroll in school?

Open a small scale business for her and if she refuse to do or mismanage it, then don't give her money for upkeep anymore.

Save your marriage, don't divorce her, divorce will affect your kids I tell you.

Sista chop knuckle. Ur head is dere. If 2 say man dey ready 2 settle down, I 4 find u try c if I fit marry u.

[quote author=Tiny23 post=52506277][/quote]So na ds 1 wey resemble Transgender wey dey open her smelly mouth dey yarn trash. So wld she say dt Oriental Asians lack home training when dey use chopsticks 2 eat their rice or noodles? Na correct werey asiko she b.

Mikylopez:
i hate tattoos.

Sista swear by ogun say ur nether region no go wet if person lyk August alsina or trey songz serenade u specially. If u no off pant open leg, I go chop 1 cooler of $hit.

Jarizod:
Reactions from species of Nairalanders that'll see this..

Pic 1--> Fellow stoners association of Nairaland (FSAN)

Pic 2 --> Sanctimonious association of Nairaland (SAN)

Pic 3 --> IDGAF Association of Nairaland(IAN)

X high commander gemale of Mary Jane division of FSAN reporting 4 duty sir.

pocohantas:
Today I was chatting with a friend, she met this guy...she went on and on about him. When I thought I have heard it all, she said "he wore a sparkling white vest inside his shirt". I was surprised, I thought all guys wear vest na, she said no...his own was a white shirt, not 'singlet' plus it was so neat!

I am still in shock.

I guess, neat guys with white inner shirts is a turn on to her. I find guys with full eyebrows attractive.

4 me, it's d eyes.... & only 3 girls I've met had dt effect on me. Just looking in2 their eyes had me tripping lyk mad. Somtn indescribable I saw in those eyes attracted me 2 dem. 1ce in a while, I still look @ their pics just 2 check if deres a resurgence of dt feeling & I still feel d same.

ethene:
abstract qualities are not physical. example is 'good character', intelligence, good morals, piousness, e.t.c.

U know dt deres no word lyk "piousness" ryt? It's piety.

Princess4ng:
Lol.. I guess u weren't talking to me

I'm tlkn 2 you Princess4ng & only u. I've neva bn ds.... rash or caught up by any female bt just seeing a pic of u, I'm smitten & I really want 2 @ least get 2 know u b4 I try & get 2 KNOW u. Hweva if u ain't down wt it, no ish. I wld just bone it.

Well said my Father in the Lord.
Quote me wrongly and u won't see the end of this year

Nw u petty coward hiding under d anonymity of nobody, can you c dt u r nothing bt a false prophet & utterer of falsehood? Ur prophecy dt I wldnt live 2 c 2017 because I quoted u is as false & fictitious as ur intelligence. Men lyk u r only adding coal 2 fires of God's wrath by saying wt he didn't instruct u 2 say. Can u c dt God doesn't share ur petty mind & vengeful nature? I'm here 2 gloat @ d impotence of ur empty words which isn't even worth $hit (@ least dt can b turned 2 manure & enrich d soil). D fact dt u can even wish d demise of anoda human shows dt ur nature is nt of God & dt I r a hypocrite extraordinaire.

Princess4ng:
I read but didnt understand

I wld explain d theory if u facilitate a more personal communication avenue away 4rm d prying eyes of oda nairalanders. Depending on hw things turn out dere, u can decide whether i shld explain wt practical sessions

lielbree:
I do yoga 3times a week. I'm a Nigerian woman.

Pics or idontblvit...

Hades2016:
That lady go sabi doggy style wella .... that last picture though

No b only doggy she go Sabi. Na all d style 4 kamasutra she go Sabi. Dt dude go enjoy o bt only if im gud too 4 matas in d oda room. If nt, na im waist go suffer gan.

Janetessy:
When u want to contribute to green house pollution

My nigga. 4 Jerry cans of fresh, undiluted palm wine 4 u on me.

Donmichaelz:
Just help me forecast one week game ,for Bet9ja,,,,,,,,
All your prophesies no dey reach football,,SMH
100% of what he said has already happened and some are about to happen,we can see signs,even Cobham's can see them

Abi o! U Sabi hw many pple ministry im go epp if im just gv us d correct score 4 1 match? Dt 1 na odds of @ least 3 point. 300% returns on stake. If im do am 4 1 epl match day nko? Niggas go pursue, overtake & recover all d money wey bet9ja don chop 4 Dem hand wt interest.

Princess4ng:
Bros
.. Rub mind
Which other things sef

Things mutually pleasurable & interesting. I blv in spontaneity & d element of surprise so o can't start unmasking dem nw. In tym, we cld get dere. It all depends on u.

Princess4ng:
Thats true dear

So hw difficult wld it b 4 me 2 finagle ur contacts 4 a beta conversation? I relish d prospect of rubbing minds (amongst oda things) wt u.

Princess4ng:
E no easy oo

Nothing in lyf is easy especially anytn of high value & quality. Yes, it might be difficult bt few things r impossible.

Princess4ng:
Lol... Ur on ur own oo

Bt it isn't gud 4 a man 2 b on his own. Y don't we c if we can b d Ying 2 each odas yang? Deres nothing 2 b lost by tryn 2 find out.

BAMSRAY:
i never see nigerian celebrity wey never get child som born out of wedluck.....i never see thrre wedin pix na there son or daughter den dy advertised.may God hav mercy......is gud to hav a son

Mr holier than thou, angel Gabriel doppelganger, Mr more righteous dan our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. D boy was conceived & born when she was still married.

realGURU:
is she married, so he is a bastarddds

She was married @ d tym d boy was born. I dnt know if she's still married or divorced nw, Aunty judgeena Judy.

andreiose:
Just becuz you don't have money to afford a meal of jollof rice doesn't mean you should say trash about Nigerians.. besides what has this gotten to do with recession and education?

I'm saying dt we shld stop being nitwits in ds coun3 (FYI I'm also a Nigerian). Out of all things we r boasting of hvn dts beta dan ghana, it's jollof rice? It's lyk dt Igbo proverb abt d foolish man dt was busy chasing afta rats whilst his house was on fire. Our coun3 is on fire & we d youths, d supposed future r busy engaging in such foolery. Y can't we compare d rate of tangible development & growth btw our coun3s instead? D same ghana dt we were saying must go when dey trooped in2 our coun3 some decades ago r busy elevating their coun3 whilst we, D so-called 'giants' of Africa r sinking deeper daily. Y don't we compare our respective power sectors? Where were we when nt too long ago, ghana celebrated a yr of regular power supply? Can d same b said abt us? A few months ago, dey unveiled a fully functional oil refinery dt wld hugely cut down their importation of petroleum products meanwhile we r currently praying seriously dt Dangote doesn't change his mind & pull d plug on his local refinery establishment. Y don't we compare hw bad each of our respective currencies hv fallen in value these few months? Companies r closing shop in Nigeria & going 2 invest in Ghana due 2 our harsh business climate & we r busy saying our jollof rice is beta dan their own. Tufia!

Glory12345:
No

Then y r @ least 2 of ur last posts abt infinix?

Princess4ng:
Lol.... Bros weldone oo... U gather the grammer well.. All the same.. Thank u

Or u wnt make I flow in pidgin? If na so, nothing spoil. Shey Make we enta 1 under g level 2 yarn person 2 person?

NaijaEntertainm:

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Let dumb Nigerians continue doing jollof battle while Ghanaians r building strong infrastructure lyk functional oil refineries & constant power supply, while parents in ds coun3 feel more comfortable sending their children 2 legon & oda Ghanaian skuls 4 tertiary education. Dnt worry, our fantastic jollof rice wld save our coun3 4rm economic recession, attract foreign investment & elevate our status as a failing state. Smh.

Princess4ng:
Ohhh... Ok

Ur indescribable beauty is d culprit here, responsible 4 muddling my senses & rendering my spelling abilities mushy.

Princess4ng:
Putlizer
Whats that

Pulitzer pls... My bad.

Princess4ng:
If only wished were horses...
I would have been in the field as a journalist

& u wld win a putlizer...

Princess4ng:
Lol... Thank u dear

U r welcome. If only wishes were horses...

Princess4ng:
Lol... I no dey there o

Where u dey if u no dey dere? Y ur mind enta dt side? I was just singing innocently o! BTW ur profile pic is pretty.

Mandu11:
"for i desire steadfast love not sacrifice,i rather have people understand me than burn offerings to me.-hosea 6 vs 6
"shall i bring before him(God) burnt offerings of calves.Is the lord pleased if i bring him thousand of rams or endless streams of olive oil.Shall i offer him ma firstborn child for ma sins?No,the lord has told us that he requires this from us:to do justice,and to love kindness and to have humble relationship in God.-micah 6 vs 6-8
I desire kindness not sacrifice (mt 12 vs 7)

1 carton each of Malta Guinness & peak evaporated milk on me.

Princess4ng:
Hahahahahaha.. Lol... The pastor dey pray for her well na

(Sings) anytym X 3 im dey gv her o, she dey feel d anointing. Mr eazi no lie.

No b small thing 2 manage pikin bt 6 @ d same tym? D parents deserve award.