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4 d past 1 yr, I don go rehab on top ashy mata. B4, I dey knack dem lyk say 2mao no dey.

PANDOGARI:
OP, you forgot to mention BADOO.

Na oloshos full dt place.

Masikay:
I see no reason why Yu have to prove ur love

because love transcends just saying those 3 words. Anybody (including ur worst enemy) can tell u dey love u bt only d few who really mean it wld b able 2 prove it.

soulpeppersoup:
What boat can contain 13 people and still have a place to sleep on? That was a boat of a class not your conventional fishing boat that is what I want you to understand.

Peter had abandoned fishing so it can't be his.

Peter's boat that will contain fish from one net can't contain 13 people and still have a place to sleep on.

So u v nt seen pple dt sleep in tight danfo. My broda 1ce slept on Okada sef. If u r exhausted, u can sleep almost anywhere.

soulpeppersoup:
Bros he rode a cot. Not a full grown donkey. He didn't borrow it. He asked and it was given to him for free with consideration of his status.

All the animal you mentioned would not give him the swag and flamboyancy that will give the crowd time and space to throw their clothes and palms on the ground.

It is termed, "triumphant entry". A classy show of victory, opulence, wealth etc.

If Jesus was on earth he will have a private jet. How did I know? His lifestyle show opulence and wealth. He once entered a boat where he had a bed to lie to sleep on. How many bed can afford a bed now with all the development that has greeted the marine industry. But he choose that. That was a classy boat.

Dt was a fishing boat he was on, nt a ship or a cruiser. It probably belonged 2 Simon Peter or any of his disciples who were fishermen. U can't prove dt he had a bed on dt boat just because he was sleeping in it. He cld hv just laid down on d floor of D boat after all didn't Jacob lie on d ground in bethel using a stone as a pillow? U can't prove dt d animal Jesus rode wasn't borrowed & I can't prove dt it was given (dashed in 9ja lingo) bt wt was obvious in d bible was dt Jesus lived a life of simplicity, self denial & sacrifice.

Okies27:
. Giving to idps is good. Bible talks about giving to the poor n he that does it is lending to God with immense blessings. Tithing is a command. Jesus didn't abolish it but rather, he came to fulfill the law that was why he said we must not also neglect other matters of the kingdom while addressing the pharisees. The argument pple come with is were are the Levites to pay to. We want to enjoy Abraham blessings but don't want to do what he did. He paid his tithe. God said thru his seed the earth shall be blessed. In Malachi, God commanded us to bring our tithes to his house n those who don't shall be cursed. It's foolhardy to be ignorant of proofs of paying tithes. We question what churches use tithe for instead of being obedient. Read Malachi n see benefits of Tithing. You obey commands. Do other good like giving to the orphanage, idps bt also know there are people who enrich themselves thru them. That shdnt stop u from giving so is tithe. Every genuine giving is a spiritual seed. Obedience to to God is the key. Leave it to God to judge

Isn't it d same bible dt told us 2 b wise as serpents & 2 learn hw 2 discern by questioning? Y is 1 man or a few men telling multitudes 2 bring a tenth of wt dey earn meanwhile he doesn't pay tax (didn't Jesus tell us 2 render unto Caesar wt is caesar's?). Do u know dt d Jews unto who tithing was decreed 4 dnt pay tithes again due 2 D loss of genealogical records? Wt Abraham gave 2 Melchizedek was a portion of D spoils of war & plunder nt a portion of his earnings. Any man 2day who tries 2 enforce, cajole or threaten pple 2 pay tithe 2 his ministry is nothing bt a reformed gangster using d bible 2 extort IMO. By claiming dt dey do it in d name of God, dey r belittling d almighty God 2 d status of a mafia don who demands money 4rm his followers 4 protection (against d devourer, dey say) & prosperity, when d bible tells us dt God sends rain on both d just & d unjust.

danemenike:
This guys were not exceptionally talented..... The goal of football is to ensure that goals are scored. Red card or not, a player should play an entertaining football.

Raul, giggs , van Der sar & del piero weren't talented. Oga nawa 4 u o!

NLchat:
Okay fair enough.

Say she casually mentions you're the 30th guy she's been with. Would it turn you off at all? And how would you behave on the flip side, if the lady you're courting enquiries about your body count, would you be comfortable with telling her?

No. Y does she wnt 2 know? Hw wld dt help both of us?

Fabulocity:
Why would I even ask him how many girls he's been with

Abi o? Wetin I wan take dt 1 do? As long as she doesn't hv any disease & can bear children, wetin concern me wt d number of men she do b4 me? Bygones men.

gen2briz:
http://www.leadership.ng/news/563418/how-my-samsung-galaxy-exploded-and-destroyed-my-property-worth-n2-million

Good 4 am. No b d phone wey Samsung issue recall 4? Trust 9ja pple nt 2 hear word.

wiloy2k8:
Throwback photos of Ex-model and Nigeria’s Top Blogger, Linda Ikeji and CEO or Mudi Clothing , Clement Enajemo .

She posted the photos on her page and wrote;

Oh my! One of the best male designers in Nigeria, Clement Enajemo, the CEO of Mudi Clothing Africa sent me some old modeling photos that made me smile. I became the first female model for his clothing line back in 1999 and we've remained close ever since. The photo on the right was in 2000 after a photo shoot and the one on the right was taken just last week after we met up for drinks.

He was one of the first people to tell me I would amount to something. He had the option of over 20 other models to be the face of Mudi Female Clothing back then but he chose me. He tells me all the time that he's not surprised I became successful. He said to me 'You had a drive and hunger when you were a teenager that I'd never seen in any other female'. lol. Good friends!

http://www.digestng.com/2016/12/11/linda-ikeji-and-designer-mudi-16-years-after-photos/

I go lyk gbensh dt Linda ikeji o! Even if she no gv me kobo & I gats swear wt amadioha say I no go tell anybody, I still go lyk do am.

Africa Maka y? Which way nw? Meanwhile c wetin oyibo dey do. We tlk say power no dey yet c as mountains of waste boku 4 our side. Shey d brain wey oyibo take dey use waste 2 provide electricity no dey our own head? CHAI!!! I just wish say otunba Gaddafi (founder of DMT) no die o. Na wetin im b wan do den bt im still dey try arrange am b4 im kpai.

ivyy:
You guys should also share your experience.

Have you ever had a girlfriend who made you get rid of side chicks?

In case you haven't, can a girl make you do It?
I personally have never tried it but I'd like to get some inspiration on how to handle a cheating boyfriend just in case it ever happens.

Let's have fun.

As 4 me, side chick Mbanu!! Hypertension wld just kill me early. Even 2 find 1 woman is hard nt 2 even tlk of juggling women. I lyk myself too much 2 try it. If I get 1 woman, na 2 just dey her side lyk skintight.

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NinjaX:
Matthew 10:34

Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the world. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.

Sword = Strife

Time and again, this simple but concise verse starkly betrays the grand scheme of christianity which is none other than to spread disunity, war, conflict, pains and disaster in its wake.

I bet God is damn satisfied with the way things are going.

The sad part though is that our Christian brethren would still bend the meaning of the said verse into its metaphorical sense to further the cause of their movement.

Nothing in the bible is ever bad to them, provided Yahweh endorses it.

And just this time, yahweh is speaking in a figurative sense to show us he has a flair for literature. How sad. Lol.

Jesus regularly spoke in parables.

lonelydora:
Seun, put a creed on Christian threads just like you did to Muslim threads. Stop allowing non christians to post rubbish on our thread.

No dt wldnt be necessary. We wld only be descending 2 their level if we do dt. Our God doesn't teach us 2 stone or behead pple who blaspheme his name. He teaches dt he wld fight 4 us & we shall hold our peace & dt no 1 is beyond his mercy. Afta all, didn't He convert Saul, 1 of D most avid persecutors of D early church in2 Paul, 1 of D greatest Christian preachers & scholars dt ever lived who even laid his lyf down 4 d sake of Christ?

Okies27:
. You don't read, if not you will know of white folks who gives millions of dollars as tithe. Go to America and see great ministries with crazy tithers. You sit here and blab instead of seeking true knowledge to clear you confusion. Go to church n be enlightened cos God said he will give us pastors after our heart to teach us. You fit spend thousands on a night out on beer with friends but to pay 1k out of 10k for tithe. Tithing is a kingdom principle requiring total obedience. But I doubt if you know that. Seek understanding of God's word to be enlightened of Kingdom mysteries.
Come on, people wey dey pay tithe no dey complain, so in a dey carry am 4 head?

I hv no problem wt tithing if & only if d pple demanding dt I pay tithe show me their authentic genealogical link 2 D tribe of Levi in Israel because only a levite cld collect tithe in d bible. Our Lord and saviour, the author and finisher of our faith didn't collect tithe because he descended 4rm Judah neither did he gv his disciples d go ahead 2 do such. So let any MOG who tells me 2 pay tithe provide d aforementioned evidence & I wld pay wt out complaints. I wld rather carry my money & gv idps in their camp.

realmindz:
Tithe the biggest scam ever.

Read Deuteronomy chapter 14 and thank me later.

The book of Malachi your pastors use to bully and threaten you has been misunderstood and deliberately mis-used.

Blacks dont read, even if they do, they cant comprehend. It is easier believing than seeking knowledge. people love a bandwagon effect and will rather stick to public opinions.

And here in Nigeria, miles away from Israel are a group of people still practicing ancient Jewish culture.

Talk of mental slavery and delusions

Even d Jews unto whom tithing was instructed of dem dnt tithe again.

Jidibia:
Go siddon for gutter jur. U can't even back up ur empty write ups with bible quotations.

If u read d bible, u wld hv no need 4 dt. All u wld need is rmbr d verse dt tnks abt dt topic.

semmykiki:
If I may ask what was the price of the mule then? Maybe if Jesus had come to Nigeria and say go to seun's house and untie his mule and tell him 'oluwa ni fi se',I'm sure jungle justice will be our next line of action. Here is the analysis, he was so much a honourable man that untie anyone's mule then was a great privilege for the owner. We are talking of a man so rich that He ( Jesus) employ the service of an accountant who kept draining the purse without any fuse or challenge from anyone.
We are talking of a man on whose robe lot was cast, a man who owns the universe. We are talking of a man who can make individual store up gold like the a and of the sea. He man so great that no economist can analyse Him.
Now to all who confuse Christianity with poverty and pain, let me remind you whatever Buhari possess as a president is automatic what the son possesses, Bill gate's daughter can't be seen drinking garri without the world showing great concern and sending insultive message to her father. Any christian who those not radiate the glory of his father in wealth and affluence is nothing but a B***tard. Let all who says they are doing nothing tell me the last time they fed a dying cat from their purse, how many here can point to just one person, either living or dead that survive on them. What a shame. Buhari came out after all promise to say I promise you change but it begins with you. We all know the bible so saving a soul is not only for pastors it begins with U U U U U and U.
Don't follow the trend o, God has so many resources that He keeps looking for people to spend. Many biblical billionaire,including everyone that follows Him, will emerge and that soonest.

A man 1ce wntd 2 follow Jesus & Jesus told him "foxes hv holes & d birds of D air hv nest bt d son of man has nowhere 2 hide his head". Dt was Jesus 4 u. He had d power & capacity 2 lay up stores of wealth 4 himself bt he didn't. Instead of mounting d choicest beasts of burden, he mostly trekked. Can u rmbr when He was asked 2 pay tax @ d temple? He had 2 tell his disciples 2 go & catch a fish & then dey wld c d money needed in d fish's mouth. When Jesus sent d disciples on ministration, wt did he tell dem? "take no purse". We didn't hear dt Jesus was buying houses & living in d lap of luxury. No rather he lived a lyf of humility, self abasement & sacrifice. D 'accountant' u r tlkn abt was Judas Iscariot, who as d bible put it "held d common purse" nt just Jesus' money, all their money. D reason y he wasn't challenged was probably because Jesus didn't wnt money issues 2 distract him 4rm his mission on earth. I'm sure it was d honour & simplicity of Jesus coupled wt his penchant 4 doing good dt made d owner of dt unridden donkey lend it 2 him because dey were sure he wld return it back or maybe even transform it in2 somtn bigger (as he did wt d 5 loaves & 2 fish). Dnt get me wrong I'm nt saying MOGs must be poor or wear rags; I'm saying dt d display of opulence smacks of avarice & insensitivity. Also ur referral 2 poor xtians wt dt offensive word shows hw materialistic & misguided u r. Even Jesus said "u wld always hv d poor among u". Can u rmbr d parable of D sheep & goats? Wt did he call all those pple (d poor, hungry, sick, imprisoned, naked etc)? He called dem "the least of my brethren" & u know dt in d Kingdom of God, D least is often d greatest. D only guarantee being a Christian gvs u is salvation of ur soul. All oda things lyk long lyf, wealth, security etc r nt guaranteed. Jesus promises us rest 4 our souls & peace dt transcends d understanding of ds world nt flashy cars & stacks of cash. If God chooses 2 bless 1 wt all those, gud, if nt, nt bad. 1 shld just work hard & honestly, leaving d rest 2 God almighty, whose blessings maketh rich & addeth no sorrows. If we r 2 follow ur line of thought, hw do we explain d trials of pple lyk job in d bible? Being a true disciple of Jesus entails self denial & mortification. Even d bill Gates & mark Zuckerbergs of ds world despite their huge wealth live simpler & less flashier lives dan a lot of MOGs.

Bobbyrobby1:
me I don't understand Nigerian ooo so a pastor can not drive a gud car becos say poor people dey.but some people commenting here drive gud cars and r very stingy.abeg free all the pastors all u hypocrite

So a Honda, Toyota, Kia or even Mercedes Benz or range Rover is nt' good' enough 4 him abi? U hv d heart 2 drive a car dt is worth over 50 million naira & yet u dnt pay tax? It shows d deficiency of altruism & empathy. Such extravagant lyf styles in a country as poor as Nigeria is insensitive.

soulpeppersoup:
If Bentley was there Jesus will ride it.

U r wrong. In his day, he rode on a donkey (which he even borrowed) nt a prize stallion or an elephant or a chariot or any exotic mode of transportation. He rode only 1ce on a borrowed donkey in2 Jerusalem on d day dts celebrated as palm Sunday. Dt is who he was on earth. D simplest of persons. So IfJesus was here 2day,he wldnt ride in luxury cars, hv a private jet or engage in open flamboyance. He wld be moved wt compassion @ d sight of so many in penury & lack.

Nw 1 ignorant idiot wld open his mouth & tell us dt d West is behind d woes I'm Africa. Pls is d West involved in ds 1? We r our worst enemies in Africa & r responsible 4 majority of our problems. D useless man wld most likely throw his coun3 in a civil war because he is so greedy & power-hungry. We need 2 do away wt such sit tight dictators lyk jammeh, mugabe, biya, yayi etc dt blv dt leadership is d birthright of dem & their families.

Eya d dude has polio sef. If only his backward-thinking parents had taken him 2 b immunized as a child, ds wldnt hv happened. Northerners & ignorance ehn.

dre11:
http://thenationonlineng.net/pastors-wife-kids-guest-killed-mistress-sets-home-ablaze/

2 any man currently cheating on his wife, it shall nt be well wt u unless u change. Useless men. Mschew!!

No be hw 4 unilorin convo, dem announce say 2 PhD recipients kpai. 1 of dem die dt morning. C as Dem pple dey scream exclamations.

I hope say 9ja girls no go start dey find pestle d way Dem dey find Chidinma's veg.

Charly68:
Journalists should let this couple be now...the noise about their marriage brouhaha is too much. We should be praying for them to come together because divorce is not palatable for anybody regardless of ones achievement,the scar will remain permanent

Wld u wish ds if it was ur sister dt was involved? 2 b wt a cheating, irresponsible, psychotic junkie 4 d rest of her lyf huh? If tiwa is foolish, she wld get back wt d dude bt any man who wld go online & say such evil things abt his wife (even if it's true) is a weak pu$$¥ & doesn't deserve 2 b given a 2nd chance.

Tolexander:
Stupid people!

If not for FIFA axing Nigeria, I think NFF should be disbanded!

It's because it's run lyk a govt parastatal. Pple who hv d true interest in moving sports forward lyk adokiye amiesimaka hv several tyms in his column "penetrating passes" prescribed d way forward. D NFF shld b under d NSC & dey shld source 4 their funding 4rm majorly d private sector. D govt shldnt b their main funders. Ds wld get rid of D lackadaisical attitude most of these so called administrators exhibit & force dem 2 put their house in order. D ministry of sports shld serve as a Liaison btw d govt & d NSC.

Oya make I go invest more money 2 buy item number 26. Stream 2 loading... Man must let off steam 4 dt camp.

willian10:
Since I've been seeing generation pictures like this, na only female i do see, why not male

because man dey kuku kpai early pass woman.