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slurryeye:
I love this

I will tell you all why I love this. Apart from the fact that this shows huge religion tolerance between the priest and the traditionalists (trust me, we need religion tolerance in Nigeria and Africa as a whole), it also show identification with indigenous religion.
Why is identification with indigenous religion important for us in Africa? It is important in order to emancipate ourselves from mental and spiritual slavery. Until we emancipate ourselves from these slavery, we will continue to remain backward among all races.

Hear me out.
An arab man believes that an Arab looking man called Mohammad was a prophet from their supreme God
A caucasian man believes that a man called Jesus is the only son of God. Though he was born in middle east, they have altered things, and they have shown us that he had blonde hair and blue eyes (caucasian looking)
A chinese man believes that a chinese looking man called buddha is their God
A jewish man believes that jewish looking men like David, moses etc. were prophets from their supreme God
An indian man believes in indian looking being such as Vishnu, Devi, Shiva etc. as their deities

But we Africans continue fighting and killing ourselves over which is more genuine between a caucasian religion and an arabic religion. Meanwhile, we have tagged deities and gods looking like us as evil and doomed

What does this implies? Owing that we are mostly Christians and Muslims in Nigeria and Africa as a whole, what this implies is that we have mentally and spiritually believe we are inferior to the arabs and caucasians since the messenger of God and son of God we believe in are Arab and Caucasian looking respectively.

Do I imply we should leave Christianity and Islam? I'm not saying so, all what I'm saying is that we shouldn't condemn our traditions and indigenous religions, instead, we should find a way to eliminate awkward and barbaric believes in our indigenous traditions/religions, we should have more tolerance for others belief and religion, and we should believe more in our black skin and black abilities. Until we do these, we will continue to remain backward because we have serious identity crisis

FYI Buddha was an Indian nt Chinese.

djblue007:
I used to respect this forum before but I think it has no good to offer as per MMM of a thing.
Why are u so particular about MMM alone? There are other schemes out there. You don't go after them.
Dear MMM participants, it is high time u people stopped panicking. Pls be positive and encourage others. Of course you all understand MMM ideology.
Nairaland is being used to spread panic among participants.
All you just have to do is be strong and patient.
In Sergey's opening message to us at MMM resumption last Friday he made it clear that the poor and economically disadvantaged people (partipants with little GH requests) will be attented to first and that the richer can wait a bit while the system normalizes and the new sustainability measures being implemented.
He told us there will be panic at the resumption but we shouldn't mind and go about our normally life. He said they will gradually make paybacks.
We seem to ignore several points in his write up and listen to our media who are being sponsored against MMM progress.
Pls stop the panic and encourage others. People with little GH request are already being paid in my structure.....just be positive and patient and MMM will stand.

Let mavrodi himself come out & stop hiding. Let dt spineless fraudulent twit called chuddy ugorji & oda top guiders also follow suit instead of hiding in shadows & parroting $hitty lines. Let Dem start ph 2 bail out d participants. U too, oga guider start 2 PH, preferably in huge amounts. Pple eligible 2 GH since December hvnt received a dime & all guiders do is say $hit. Som1 very close 2 me currently has over 100,000 stuck in dere. If chuddy ugorji ph of 500m out of D 4 bn he allegedly made 4rm MMM, 5,000 pple lyk ds loved 1 of mine wld b able 2 get their money back. U pple hv bn making mouth abt mmm, nw is d tym 2 put ur money where ur mouth is.

Meanwhile my Igbo brodas r already looking 4 ways 2 make money 4rm ds. 1 guy has already dropped a sweet highlife track abt mmm. Soon & very soon, i wld c anti-mmm medicine @ ukpabia trado-medical Centre when I go 2 buy agbo. Posters wld start advertising night vigils & crusades titled "let God arise & mmm guiders be scattered". Then the last bt d not d least, nollywood.... Dey wld use mmm sotay we wld lie down & beg dem 2 stop. Expect titles lyk "d rise & fall of mmm", "mmm babes", "chukwudi d mmm guider", "return of mmm", "mmm boys", "mmm Kingdom", "mmm money", "my wicked mmm guider" etc.

tyson99:
If MMM is real make chuddy come out

Baba don cut out wt im wife. Dem both dey obodo oyibo dey pop Champagne probably listening & dancing 2 Kelly handsome's "Maga don pay".

Drienzia:
They should give this man a fair hearing. They should send Judges... Everything no be gragra .. He might have evidence that the election was compromised ..

Y did he accept defeat & congratulate adama barrow? He's nw singing a different tune. Dem beg am make im step down, im no wan gree. Baba dem form say im dey unshakeable lyk sumo wrestler. Na tym 2 clear im doubt. 4sk any fair hearing. Make dem ice dt dude ASAP. My mama pple dey tlk say fly wey no wan hear word go follow dead body enta grave.

nairaman66:
This movie would be nice to watch on 3D- "Capture of the Gambian President"

This guy should have accepted defeat and hand over power honorably. Now look what ECOWAS would make of him..

Guy na nollywood mentality u dey use name film. Make we leave am d way op tlk am;" THE LAST COMMAND"

RZArecta:
I read something this afternoon, explanations need to be made and heads must roll honestly. My mouth no dey there again

Abeg share wetin u read make we understand.

RZArecta:
have you heard of system malfunction or you think the pilot just decided to kill civilians for fun ? Please be reasonable here. Its a jet with guided weapons not bow and arrows

So are there not competent engineers and technicians in our armed forces? Part of preparation for flight would entail total check of the aircraft especially if it's carrying ordinance. Someone somewhere has to accept responsibility for negligence of duty. This is unacceptable.

I suspect Jammeh. Dt dude b lyk person wey dey do jazz. Im no fit get papa, Im come get d pikin.

Guyman02:
Using force to remove him will create suspicion and enmity that will take years to resolve like we saw in Ivory Coast where soldiers who helped Ouattara to power are holding him to ransom with mutiny or in Libya which is still at war.
Portugal did not have a Govt for several months and EU never invaded them.
Ukraine is still in crisis after EU and US forcefully removed Victor Yanukovic while Yugoslavia was decided into several countries after NATO invaded, Iraq is still in turmoil after America invaded.
West Africa should not be pushed into a situation that would complicate issues further by western Govts, there should be an African mechanism for dealing with issues like this. What happened to the ECOWAS court which Buhari has made irrelevant because he has not himself obeyed any of their injunctions against him.

Abegi! Show of severe force is wt is needed. Dem don beg am, im still no wan comot, wetin remain again? U wnt make dem allow am 2 continue 2 dey rule? Na im papa own d coun3? Shld tyranny be allowed to go on because of fear of destabilizing d coun3? IMO Jammeh has already destabilized d Gambia by trying 2 annul d election so any action carried out 2 remove him is justified.

Emeskhalifa:
I know Jammeh does not want to leave the presidency sit, but I feel, court and ECOWAS shud give this guy a listening ear na.
Wat if he is right?? Wat if the election was compromised??
This is Africa, anything is possible

After he blocked the international community from observing the election? After he claimed the election to be free from rigging? After he had conceded defeat & congratulated his opponent? Abeg make that Jammeh swerve enter Atlantic Ocean. Make im no comot dt seat of presidency afta im tenure don end. Na either Hague or coffin im go enta.

Political prostitution in full glare.

richommie:
Don't mind her. . GOD




I no knw, Wetin be bongos.. ooo
U mean "weed pipe" or rizla?
Which one?


#YOLO

My bad... Weed bongs. Dt lamp-lyk stuff dt dey use 2 smoke weed.

If Trump withdraws aid from Africa, do you know how many African would die of diseases like aids, malaria, polio etc? Do you know that there could be a humanitarian disaster in our continent?

Newmanluckyman:
... Everyone has a right to undertake a measurable risk that they are comfortable with. Though, I am not a participant, but I don't think it is good to badmouth, discourage, and deride people who choose to participate in the scheme. It is their rights to do so and more importantly their 'headache' too to borne the risks or consequences therein just like any other business venture one decides to engage with.

Let me tell you a true story. This happened in December. My friend was in a vehicle that was stopped by a police officer. As the policeman was talking to the driver, his phone rang and he started talking with the person on the line. It seems that the person was managing the policeman's mmm account and was calling to inform him about the freezing of mavros and due to the sudden nature of the freezing, the manager insinuated that mmm had crashed. Immediately, the policeman heard this, he corked his AK-47 rifle and kept on talking with that person. People in the vehicle interrupted and alloyed the policeman's fear that it was a temporary thing. Why do I tell this story? It is because there is local adage that says that if one finger is dipped in oil, it soils the others. Directly or indirectly, this mmm saga would find a way to affect some nonparticipants. Some people would lose their jobs, accommodation, education etc over this mmm saga. There are people who might attempt suicide if they don't get their money back thereby inflicting trauma on their loved ones. People who land in the hospital nko?

dmostcheerful:
You should note that, there is no central account, in mmm participants pays one another, so pledges will determine how get help is going to be.
It's not like you invested in mmm, in mmm you don't invest you donate to one another.

Stop sounding naive. Anything you put your money into and expect profit is an investment. Donation is what you do in church, mosque or any religious Centre or d money u give to a beggar or someone in need without expecting reimbursement. You don't get paid for donating. Now why are you paying another person? Did he/she render a service or sell you a good? If mmm is not a scam & there is no monkey business, let them allow an independent accounting firm audit their operations. Let us know how much they are spending to maintain their operations and let us know where the money is coming from. Let us know how much has entered and how much has gone out in payment. Let chuddy ugorji and other top guiders too allow their finances be audited.

judefcc:
no skywalker for here , na life destroying oshogbo weed dey , me no dey do pass normal kush

Blame that on those NDLEA bastards. The whites they are sheepishly copying are already starting to legalize Marijuana. They are teaching various branches of hempology in universities & coming up with different strains for different purposes. Quality is going up and prices going down. Jobless People are now getting gainfully employed & the industry is growing in leaps and bounds. Also government is earning more money in the form of taxes, criminal gangs are losing their grip on the Marijuana market because more people want to get their products from legal stores. Meanwhile in this hell hole afflicted with high unemployment rates, those idiots are busy burning the farms of growers and arresting & sometimes killing dealers who have no other connection to crime. Do those butt4ks know how long humans have been smoking weed? Over 3000 years. A millennium before the birth of Christ, niggas have been rolling and smoking that kush and these fools think they can stop it? Of course they know that if weed is legalized, a lot of them would lose their jobs. I also can bet that some of them make some cash reselling a portion of the stash they impound & let me not forget the kickbacks they would likely receive from some dealers who can afford to pay. The war against Marijuana is a twisted farce and a waste of funds that should have channeled to better the lives of citizens. Anyone who wants to come and rant about the harmful effects of weed should first go and look at the effects of alcohol and tobacco products, which are far more harmful than weed yet are legalized.

TrapQueen77:




Long before they gave different names to marijuana...

I too, tried this one.. But this one makes me weak and sobber and makes me more irritated.. So I guess MaryJane & can never be friends ever again..

That doesn't sound like the Mary Jane I know. I think the one you tried was adulterated. Try and source the products from local peeps. My last dealer was in a village-like community so I always got premium, untainted stuff. It was so good that all the potheads around my side used to beg me for a hit of my stash.

tundeks:
Get rich or die trying, no dey carry other people's matter for head, join MMM before its too late, MMM pays

My soul & conscience are not for sale. Thank you. Besides, I don't believe the ultimate goal in life is to make money by any means. What you have is different from who you are.

richommie:
Ok


Stoner dudes seem to get a bad rep. Perhaps it’s assumed stoners are lazy, messy, perpetually high (okay, that part might be true).
Am not recommending that you wife up your drug dealer.
But if looking for something casual. . . Loving and dope, trust me ,dating a Stoner could be sweet.

Here's why


1). They Always Have Cash

How fvcking annoying is it when you don’t have enough singles to pay your cover charge at the bar? Unlike the majority of our credit-card clinging population, if a guy is buying and/or selling weed, he’s always got cash on him.

2). They Always Have Bud

Ladies love dudes for the constant free drinks, but if you like to smoke as much as your dude, it’s all about the free bud. If he’s smoking, he’ll obviously invite you over to sesh. And if he’s trying to get into your pants , trust me, he’s never going to ask for you to throw in a few bills for the weed.

3). High Sex > Drunk Sex

While a few drinks can get you relaxed before sex, they also get you sloppy (and possibly sleepy). If a few drinks turns into a lot of drinks, you might not even remember the sex. When you smoke before sex, you’re completely aware, but you seem to forget everything you’re worried about except for your orgasm.

4). They’ve Got A Sensitive Side

Dudes that are super into smoking are generally not into drinking, and are way more in touch with their creative and/or romantic/spiritual sides. What does that mean for you? No shame in snuggling up with a documentary on a Friday night with a blunt and some naija food. If things get serious, he’s a lot less likely to rely on alcohol to get him to tell the truth about how he feels for you.

5). You Will Never Feel Self Conscious About Eating

The best thing about dating a dude who’s got the munchies all the time is that he’ll always be the first one to suggest heading to a restaurant and he’ll never think twice at ordering an extra appetizer…or dessert.

6). Less Trust Issues

Most of the times you worry about your boo are probably when he’s out drinking with his boys. If your man prefers smoking over drinking, he’s less likely to “accidentally” black-out and f*** a bitch from the club. Not that you should be dating a dude that will do that anyway, but just saying.

Abeg op u Sabi where dem dey sell bongos? U know nw dt ish dt make weed smoking healthier dan using blunt? I don dey find am since... If yes, hw much person fit get am?

decatalyst:
I actually wanted to say Nollyhood is back again
But on a second thought, I know people go through far worse experience.

1. You are a woman, you should know better how to control your home. The event that happened shows you do not "own" the home yet! If you "own" the home, you can influence who comes into your home and when they come. Don't get me wrong. Ain't saying you should chase away your husband's family or friends but there is a way women of yesteryears determine these things. Go for grooming!

2. Having sex with your husband's friend is a betrayal of trust and loyalty under any circumstance. Don't get me wrong or feel hurt by the way I put it. Be it in the front of a sibling or a relative, under no circumstance should a woman be half unclad. The mistake is yours and it's a lesson to others reading this.

3. Forgive yourself for what is done. Its not your fault after all. Don't dwell in the hurt, move on and take the lessons learnt to heart.

4. Sit your husband and tell him in the most sober and reflective way you can think of. Not letting him know is far worse dear. Ensure you are prepared for his anger and hurting words. He will heal in no time id he really loves you. But by telling him, you have lessen the burden of guilt on yourself. Implications of making this a secret between you and his friend is far worse. The friend would be an oliver twist in your life and he could result in blackmail.

5. Pray hard and give your mind rest.


And to the beast in the form of a friend, his doom is near cause no one betrays a childhood trust and go scout free.


Please, accept my sympathy.

Rape is neva d victim's fault.

Masonic:
The niipples on that NL girl tho...

As in... Pebble hard d way a nigga lyks dem. Gud 4 rubbing & sucking.

TrapQueen77:
Ooh I see... I never tot that interracial is a category in porn

Hahahahahah. ..

Women & lies. Oya use iron swear with ogun say u neva watch porn b4...

OneSentence:
and while u r at it, pls tell me y the banks who don't have such deficits were unable to pay in December but now at least they are paying although their atms still have limits.

@ least dey didn't totally freeze withdrawals lyk mmm. Yes some branches ran out of cash bt some of dem remedied d situation by borrowing cash 4rm oda branches dt weren't besieged by withdrawal orders 2 cover d deficits. Limits were imposed so dt a certain threshold of liquidity wld b maintained by d banks so as b able 2 carry out business activities lyk giving out loans so dt dey cld make their own money. Some Pple I know who didn't use atms were able 2 access funds dey required 4 d season. U wnt 2 compared ds 2 mmm dt didn't pay out a dime ds Xmas season?

Ideye has really bn trying of late 4 his club. I hope dt he's able 2 replicate his club form in d super eagles.

kYjelly2:
So why must there be attached 30% in such a "wonderful helping" scheme

...you guys make too many assumptions, so someone that GH of 2 million naira, is that person a barber or cobbler too

what about the guiders what about chuddy and his 4 billion naira GH guess shoe making must be really paying off huh

___________

truth be told, if you want to properly execute what you are saying, there would:

A) be no outrageous "guaranteed" profits and bonuses paid out just for "helping".

B) be a system in place, whereby potential investors can invest in up and coming businesses, choosing from an array of options, like your up and coming cobbler, programmer... then the potential investor would need to perform his/her due diligence, while the both parties agree on a profit sharing formula through the system.

both of which mmm is not.


something tells me you already know it's a ponzi scheme though, but you just don't care or are simply arguing for argument sake.

You sir are blessed. I was starting to feel like how prophet macaiah in the Bible must have felt when he saw other prophets under the influence of a lying spirit. Indeed, the speaker of truth has no friend. Thank you for making me realize that I am not insane for choosing not to jump on this pro-mmm bandwagon.

wahabian:
Let me educate you a little.MMM takes from plenty and gives to less.How? when you provide help,you are lending out money you don't need immediately to someone-say, a cobbler,a baker,a barber etc.He uses that money to produce new shoes, buy new materials to increase production and makes more sales.Then he in return takes profit and provides help to some other person who will use the money for some other thing.what MMM does is to facilitate the flow of money in the system which some people have been hoarding before its arrival.

The only flow of money mmm is facilitating is from the bottom of the pyramid to the top with the guiders at the pinnacle. Your first sentence is inaccurate. MMM takes from those with plenty, promising them more, that is then taken from those with little. Set aside sentiments for awhile. Everyone who put money into mmm gets more out of it. If the money isn't being increased, wouldn't there be a deficit in the balance sheet? Deficits don't just go away permanently. They can only be delayed. Inevitably, someone has 2 shoulder them. I don't like writing epistles but I just have 2 because all evil needs to flourish is for good men to say & do nothing. Let me use this analogy to simplify mmm. MMM is like a pot of stew/soup with no meat inside initially. The owners of that pot of soup/stew now tell me to put 10 pieces of meat inside their pot & get 13 pieces after some time. A little while later, while my meat is still in d pot, they now tell you to bring 10 pieces to put in the pot, promising you d same 13 pieces after sometime. We now have 20 pieces of meat in the pot meanwhile the returns we both expect is 26 pieces (13+13). Thats a deficit of 6 pieces of meat. So what mmm does is take 3 pieces of meat from u & give me that put my meat 1st 13 pieces of meat. They (or u) then go & look 4 another person to put 10 pieces of meat into their pot promising him/her the same 13 pieces. Remember that instead of 10,you now have 7pieces of meat. To be able 2 give u 13 pieces, dey now have to take 6 pieces of meat 4rm that person. That person now has 4. Meanwhile the owners are removing 1 or 2 pieces in the name of bonuses. Tell me, Isn't it a mata of time before someone who puts his 10 pieces of meat expecting 13 pieces in that pot ends up with no single piece of meat?

kalindaminda:
It's funny how topics like this make the front page, but the news that has been everywhere for weeks, like how Putin had planned to blackmail Trump with videos of him sleeping with prostitutes and corporate bribery in order to influence his decisions don't. Things like Trump is the only US president to win an election but lose the popular vote so badly. Things like 73% of Americans actually think Trump will fail as a president. Things like Trump is trying to make Americans pay for his stupid wall.

Nigeria is the only country in the world with people who applaud Trump. The rest of the world is horrified and astonished by him. Mexico's president actually insulted him on twitter. China has been insulting him daily. The U.K. Ireland. Canada. EVERYWHERE. But you come to Nairaland and see idiots cheering. Why is Nigeria's own different? It's embarrassing.

because most nigerians hate anytn truthful or factual. Dey dnt lyk thinking deeply. Dey love divisions & attaching unsavory labels to pple who r nt lyk dem. because dey r gullible pple who hv bn & wld continue 2 b deceived by bad leaders nt only in their country bt in oda coun3s. Is it a wonder y our coun3 is a failed state?

Mufasa27:
They have always been in hell, so Bros hold your peace!

Dey were in hell meanwhile pple r ready 2 kill demselves 2 get dere. We hv pple in Nigeria dt come & gv testimony in church because dey were given visas 2 travel 2 D USA. Pastors hold special prayer sessions so dt their members r granted visas & green card. So Nigeria is heaven ryt?

wahabian:
some people are doomed, after criticizing MMM it has come back,now you say people are lying that they got paid,why are you so bitter? you're gonna be so pained people will get paid,FYI some of us have jobs ,good jobs.

This is why Nigeria is where we are.The next man doesn't want his neighbour to prosper.

U r prospering by taking anoda person's money wt out providing goods or services 2 dt person in exchange. No consumer satisfaction is being met or satisfied. U keep passing d increasing debt load thru ur downlines adding 2 it as u collect 30% interest & oda bonuses. Everybody cannot get paid. Dts d truth mmm hides 4rm its participants. Som1 someday has 2 foot d bill. Dts d underlying fact of any pyramid scheme.

fewj:
Human beings are more important than cows, BOYCOTT BEEF NOW in sympathy with people killed by Fulani Herdsmen

Chop pork, chicken & chevron instead.