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No b John utaka b dt nw. Na Peter utaka wey bn dey play 4 Odense b4.

FunnyDude:
Thanks so much, the truth is I don't feel like attending my convocation because I don't want to remember some memory; and coupled with the questions people Will be asking one though.

Oga no shaking! Enta dt place lyk a boss. Evrybdy dey happy say dem dey comot skul. Nobody go get tym 2 dey ask u ques besides, brochure dey so those wey wan know d class of honours u comot wt go still Sabi. Just bone dt side. Me wey comot wt low 2.2 still ball in turn up. If u c d way i dey dance dey dab, u go tnk say I carry 1st class comot. I c pple wt 3rd class & pass sef wey happy pass me.

kennynelcon:
You know how it feels when u have no fun, live a cool triangle life and still grad with a cgpa lower than expected.

My guy wey live life, and I was busy telling him to stop having fun with girls, even get higher cgpa, when result show he told me "I ate my cake and had it", you wasted your school fees.

I have gotten over it, I don't care, I pray I have enough money by then and get a nice suit.

I thank God, in God we trust.

Nigga I did $hit in uni. Afta d session when I almost killed myself wt book & still had 2 change course because of low grades & skul told me on top 2 defer 4 1 yr because of administrative 4k up, I no stress myself again. Na so so games I dey play, movies I dey watch, ashys I dey bang, joints I dey blow & oda vices till dem tire come gv me 2.2 comot.

BiafranBushBoy:
Mtcheeewwww... They won't read and come here to wail!!!

Nonsense!!

Dude e be lyk say u neva enta uni na y u dey tlk ds. Enter uni 1st. U go c course wey if u carry c 4 am, u go waka gv testimony 4 church. 4 uni, u go c ur padi wey teach u course wey u no understand & because of am, u go understand am write exam 4 dt same course & u go get A or B, ur padi wey teach u go get D, E or even F sef. U go c pple wey dey jack fire dey fail fire. U go write exam dey beat chest say u don murder am, when u c result, u go clean eye say u no dey c well. D kain grade u go c on top dt course go b lyk say u no even read am @ all. Also, u fit write course dey expect carryover or poor grade come c A or B. I 1ce wrote 2/3 pages 4 a course & got a c. I also 1ce almost finished an answer booklet & got an E in a course. Falz no b fool when im tlk "1st class no be who collect Xtra sheet". Person wey get dt kain GP wey op get carry an average of Bs & Cs in im courses.

uboma:
the summary of it all is IF.

If he invest his loot wisely, then he may be able to afford their services for as long as he lives. How about his loved ones? Will he provide bodyguards for them as well?

And if he fails to invest wisely, your guess is as good as mine.

Nigerians r very forgetful pple. In d next 2 yrs @ most, nobody wld b tlkn abt ds mmm scam. D pple cheated wld accept it docilely. Wt dt amount, he can hire enuf bodyguards 2 protect his family & loved ones until evrytn blows over.

kingarizona1:
cool but lets be honest, this award belongs to YCEE coz YCEE is our next rated artiste

IMO Mr eazi is d ish. His voice & lyrics r beta dan omo alhaji.

Coldsteel:
I still don't get.. Is he the only guider? What about the others? They also made mind blowing profits from this scheme, why weren't they mentioned. Why deliberately endangering the life of this young man?MMM investors knew the risk b4 investing ,blaming guiders won't solve the issue (Anybody could make a guider through the school).

He is d kingpin. He said it himself dt he's d number 1 guider of mmm who brought it to Nigeria.

casby:
Bank has put my money on hold for 2months 2.5m customers money I was almost lockt up for it, yet at month end they deduct their charges while I was unable to withdraw

Did u complain 2 D bank? Even if u did & u didn't get answered, did you report dem 2 CBN?

uboma:
lol.

For how long can he afford the services of the bodyguards?

Dt guy made over 1 billion naira 4rm d mmm scam (some pple r even saying 5 billion). Dts over 2 million dollars using d current exchange rate. Dt is minus d fronts he most likely was using 2 operate dud accounts dt some poor, oblivious participants were PH 2. If he invests half dt amount in2 various business interest, he would be able 2 afford those guards 4 his entire lifetime.

peacesamuel94:
Rockefeller believed in tithing.

Just as We have Christians who are broke(which is due to the fact that they do not practice what they claim to believe) so also we have atheists and skeptics who are also broke though they claim to be master economists.


And as regards unbelievers who are rich despite their unbelief I will say, that the law of giving and receiving is a natural law, it is possible for a poor Christian to go to heaven.(Although that's not God's plan for us) Mark Zuckerberg , bill gates, and so many other billionaires give selflessly, even more than some "so called christians" so it is only normal for them to be as wealthy as they are now.


But do not select a handful of rich unbelievers and use them as the yardstick for judging the ratio of rich christians to atheists. we have so many Christians who are wealthy just as much as we have rich unbelievers if not more.

Actually, studies hv shown dt religious nations r poorer dan nations who r less religious, D only exception being d USA.

blackberlin:
Don't mind the OP and the fart supporters. We know it's a natural thing, but a neat person would never feel comfortable farting in another person's presence no matter the closeness.

So u no mess when u dey play among ur siblings? Mess wey we dey use follow ourselves play 4 my house. If u mess & pple no laff, dt 1 mean say ur mess MO dey smell. Nigga stop d forming jare. 1 day,1 day, babe go mess 4 ur side either as gf or wife & vice versa. As 4 me, if I dey comfortable 2 c d girl naked, y I no go dey comfortable 2 smell her mess? In fact, na 1 of D requirements 4 me 2 get serious wt any girl.

totowater:
@virginkpekus you mean you are just finding out about this? It's called the burrow penetrative style...been using it since God knows when

Oga prove it 2 me or I wldnt blv.

Well said my Father in the Lord.
Quote me wrongly and u won't see the end of this year

because u r God abi? Dude u r a human being lyk every Ida person. U eat, sleep last, $hit & breathe lyk any oda person If u r shot or stabbed in certain parts of D body, u most likely wld die, just lyk any oda person. If u r dissected, we wld find 1 heart, 2 lungs, 2 kidneys & 1 liver, just lyk any oda person. So recover quick 4rm ur god complex. I dnt tnk God almighty is as petty as u r so if per chance, I die b4 d end of ds yr, it wld b because my tym is up, nt because I quoted u. D fear of death isn't sufficient 2 scare me 4rm airing my views & opinions because death is inevitable. VALAR MORGHULIS. All men must die. Evry person in ds world wld die 1 day, including u whether u lyk it or nt. So ur puny threats do nt faze me.

nwamehn:
Oga, rather, u ar the person that is supposed to get ur facts right, and very right o. People claim that the election was characterized with massive rigging just as so many other elections in Africa including Nigeria's but Mugabe won. Mugabe's party also won in the parliamentary votes.
Opposition to Mugabe grew, particularly through the Movement for Democratic Change, although he was re-elected in 2002, 2008, and 2013 through campaigns dominated by electoral fraud and nationalistic appeals to his rural Shona voter base.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mugabe

Don't be in a haste to quote, always get ur facts right, oga.

My bad... I apologize. Tnx 4 d info.

Abegi we no wan hear ds 1. Na matas abt d oda room wey I wan hear. Hw d knackn? I hope say she no go dey form spirikoko 4 dere. Hw we even sure say dem wait till dem marry b4 dem start dey run package?

nwamehn:
I'm neither in support of ur view nor his but if u read what he wrote well, u would have seen that he said they wouldn't have conceded defeat after elections if they were Muslims. So, I guess u would have to find non-muslim presidents who didn't concede defeat after elections that they lost and use them as examples (I believe there ar many of them) and not Kabila and Mugabe, cos those two ar yet to lose elections first, let alone conceding defeat.

Didn't mugabe lose 2 Morgan tsvangirai? Get ur facts ryt.

tsdarkside:
btw..since when our african warriors die of water and food..??..

have they forgoting how to dig wells and hunt for food..??..

they want us to import bush men warriors from south africa to teach them how to survive the prarie??..

Dude dey r in an arid region. U can c dt dere is very sparse vegetation in dt area connoting very little soil water, meaning dt d animal population wld be very little if any. I bet d only thriving lifeforms r animals lyk scorpions, centipedes, cockroaches etc. Also u can't blame dem 4 d poor training dey received. When d bulk of training u receive as a soldier entails physical punishment & nt woodcraft & environmental survival training, u r bound 2 be defeated by d forces of nature. Thirdly, their orders were 2 capture & retain presence in dt community, nt 2 go scavenging 4 food and water. Imagine as dey go looking 4 food & run in2 an ambush set by d enemy. Dey wld likely b routed & lose possession of dt place. Lastly, it is d height of betrayal & irresponsibility 4 a superior officer 2 send his men out on an operation wt seeing 2 it dt dey hv all dey require b4,during & afta dt operation. D fact dt a soldier is willing 2 lay his lyf down doesn't mean he has 2 die due 2 negligence of duty by superior officers. @ least every battalion has a supply & logistics department dt shld b in charge of such things. Ds is clearly dereliction of duty by those responsible.

tsdarkside:
from tb joshua??..

you christians are something else..

jellyfishes..

i am immun against white brain washing...

I can see that you are also 'immun' from spelling and punctuating correctly. Please stop bringing religion into political issues.

switch47:
the scam that has helped the helpless when your government refused to pay six months salary .... i stand with MMM

It's clear 2 c dt u pple r beyond hope. U hv lost d ability 2 reason rationally. Only tym wld tell d veracity of both our claims bt let me leave u wt a quote I hope wld Jumpstart ur tnkn process. It is until d fattened cow sees d butcher's knife swinging towards its throat dt it wld realize dt its owner wasn't being benevolent by feeding it well.

ScienceWatch:
A truth seeker, this will be interesting to you.
The Holy Scoan Church, and the Holy prophet TB Joshua has blessed me. Every time I watch the instantaneous Deliverance of Evil spirits and also the immediate healing of various terminal sickness and the deep acceptance of the Scoan congregation that Jesus is alive. On Emmanuel TV I witness the deepest love of Jesus the Messiah for the suffering masses regardless of their religion, race or creed.
The Holy Books Of ACTS has come alive in the Holy Scoan Church Nigeria.

The sincere suffering masses from all religions and cults world wide, finally have scientific verifiable evidence that the Messiah, Jesus Christ came to usher in a new covenant through the Holy Scoan Church, Nigeria. The Scoan church provide 24hr transmission on Emmanuel TV world wide that provides abundant evidence of the full LOVE of the Father for the masses, which is free deliverance from Demons, free healing even from terminal sickness and free material blessings and all kind of breakthrough. MIRACLES, SIGNS AND WONDERS.

So tell me pls, wasn't true Christianity being practiced in d world b4 d advent of SCOAN?

Diligence:
It behooves all great stakeholders of MMM to be steadfast & never allow the spineless little tyrants who want to remain ignoramus cast misgiving on ur chosen stakes. With respect to Mrs Obama, when they stoop soon low, we go hi! I hereby activate this from this day: may that which they wish MMM participants befall them all!

D Michelle Obama u r quoting is d 1st lady of a coun3 dt outlaws d practice of ponzi schemes, 1 of which u r currently defending steadfastly. MMM can't even tnk of setting up shop in d USA because b4 d masterminds say jack Robinson, dey wld be languishing in a federal incarceration facility. As 4 ur so called 'hex', here is I wish 4 d participants of ds scam. I dnt wish any of u evil (som1 very close 2 me participated in ds scam & is even affected by ds freeze) bt I wish dt u wld put aside ur greed & start 2 reason clearly, dt u wld stop trying 2 cut corners & as d quote u gave by Mrs Obama "go high when odas go low". Always take d high road in wteva u do & avoid sharp practices totally, especially when it's nt d favorable thing 2 do because it shows character & moral fiber. I wish u wld stop trying 2 cut corners. Yes, D economy is bad bt mmm isn't d solution. It doesn't add 2 D national GDP neither does it promote d stimulation of local production dt wld wean our nation off importation & strengthen our local currency. It only takes money 4rm d numerous members @ d bottom of its pyramid & gv it 2 d fewer, earlier investors & guiders. I wish u wld expunge dt criminal tendency dt drove u pple 2 invest money in a scheme even afta u were warned abt d fraudulent origins of D scheme. Dt makes u more Dan just a victim, it makes u a minor accomplice 2 fraud. It is d same I don't care attitude exhibited by d pple leading us dt led our beloved coun3 into d mess she currently is in. I personally wish & hope dt u guys get ur money back in January bt going by d modus operandi of D mmm scam in oda coun3s previously, it seems highly unlykly. Also, I doubt dt u wld learn ur lesson shld u get ur money back; u wld only continue mindlessly singing d praise of mmm, blindly following its destructive tunes lyk d doomed rats in dt fairytale dt followed d Pied piper of Hamlin until dey drowned in d river. So if u hv 2 lose ur money 2 gain ur senses, so be it.

RealityShot:
Who told you chuddy had or has control over the MMM website?
Is he Sergio mavrodi?
If Na you be the owner of MMM will you give a single person
That kind of access you speak of, knowing he can rig the system?

This guy eh.. . Get real

Let me gv u an analogy. Mavrodi is d owner/CEO. Chuddy is lyk som1 who comes looking 4 a business franchise probably promising 2 gv a cut & maybe or nt cover d operating costs. It's just lyk those pple who pay Trump 2 name their buildings afta him. Wt dt means is dt chuddy is actually in charge wt Mavrodi as more of a silent partner. So since Chuddy is in charge, he has d ability 2 do as he pleases.

DancingSkeleton:
MAY GOD NEVER ALLOW US TO BE ACCUSED OF THE CRIME WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

Abeg leave God out of ds 1. So r u trying 2 say u r beta dan dt man? Is he nt a human being lyk u? So as long as it happens 2 odas & nt u, it's okay abi? Deres somtn terribly wrong wt d Nigerian justice (or shld I say injustice system). A police officer can just pick pple 4rm d Street 4 no gud reason & charge dem wt any crime dey deem fit. I hv seen pple who were picked up 4 sitting in front of their house who were only let go because dey paid sums of money 2 D officers. Do u know dt majority of d pple in Nigerian prisons r nt convicted bt remanded dere? Dere r pple in prison who hv spent more tym dere 4 a crime dey hvnt been charged 2 court 4 dan d recommended sentence 4 dt crime? Y can't we as a pple (especially d legislature & judiciary) brainstorm on a solution 2 these problems instead of praying dt such misfortune doesn't befall us because it feels it's allowed 2 continue, it's just a mata of tym b4 we bcom victims ourselves.

My own ques b say if doctor no fit do abortion 4 9ja, who dey do abortion 4 all those girls wey carry Belle during my university days?

CHAI!!! D heart of man is indeed wicked. C as dey snuffed lyf outta of dt beautiful woman & 2 kidnapped a small girl. Pple truly hv lost d fear of God in Nigeria. When dey start suffering d repercussions of their actions, dey wld start 4rm pillar 2 post seeking help 4rm perceived enemies when dey demselves r their worst enemies.

Gista01:
Why don't you guys just leave Mmm alone for christ sake. Na una papa money dem take do am ni, or what joy are you actually getting from all dz stupid news here and there of the so called fake crash. Bunch of evil, attention seeking idiots

D joy dt karma was spot on in ds mata. D joy dt while dere r numerous injustices in ds world, justice is being rytly served in ds case. D joy dt truly, we who didn't engage in it weren't mad 4 nt engaging in sharp practice & cutting corners, D joy dt my parents weren't fools when dey inculcated d virtues of contentment & honesty in me during my formative yrs, D joy dt come Jan 14th, D scales wld fall 4rm d eyes of a lot of Nigerians & dey wld c d folly of knowingly investing in a ponzi scheme & hopefully, dey wld learn d hard way dt greed is a terrible vice & pple shld always pay d full price & stop looking 4 shortcuts in lyf.

switch47:
MMM NIGERIA has not CRASHED ........ the same Logic should tell you that after the Christmas the Provide Help which i see is increasing daily now will return back to normal and MMM will be back to its pre Christmas ways . I STAND WITH MMM !! Common sense

Use D highly developed brain God almighty gave u as a homo sapiens. If nobody is GH, who or where r pple PH 2? MMM has no central account; members pay directly in2 each odas account afta being linked. Put 2 & 2 2geda & come up wt d ryt ansa.
Spoiler alert- mmm is a scam & obviously pple r being asked 2 pay money in2 dud accounts operated by fronts of D masterminds of ds scam.

switch47:
ADDRESSING THE FAKE NEWS ABOUT MMM PAUSE MODE.
Tell this to your downlines , and other participants that has good intentions for our benevolent MMM community.

*THERE IS NOTHING LIKE MMM GOING ON HOLIDAY OR PAUSE MODE during the festive season*.

This is yet another failed attempt by mischief makers to truncate this wonderful platform; having woefully failed in all previous attempts. Recall, they also said just last week that MMM crashed in Lagos.
whereas there is absolutely nothing like MMM Lagos.

We only have MMM Nigeria which is increasingly getting robust and formidable by the day. This is evident from the fact that you GH and get matched in as fast as a minute or two if your account isn’t on moratorium.

Guys, *”muru anya”*; be very watchful with your antennae fully attuned and aligned only to signals that officially emanate from our cherished MMM Nigeria platform.

*Tell everyone that that misleading news is not only false but diversionary*.

Ask yourself a question, *is it NOT THE SAME PUBLIC HOLIDAYS THAT OUR MUSLIM brothers and sisters enjoyed that would also be enjoyed by Christians during Christmas?*

*Did MMM pack up because of democracy day holiday Did it pause because of independence day holiday?*

Guys shine your eyes and shut off any one that is peddling such *unfounded and wide of the mark rumour*.

HERE IN TEAM MASTERMINDS, once we see them, we should not hesitate to declare them *persona non grata*.

Oga false prophet. MMM panegyric lead vocalist. R u ready 2 sing anoda tune? Hw d tables hv turned. Presently, D news u proclaimed false turned out 2 b true & u became d peddler of lies. Hw do u feel taking huge bites off D bland figurative meal dt is humble pie? Pls make sure u drink a lot of fluids 2 lubricate ur oesophagus so d words u hv 2 swallow doesn't choke u.

I swear I love her feet. I wld luv 2 kiss dem (especially her instep), suck on her big toes & gently nibble d pads of her soles. Then I wld start d long journey 4rm dere 2 her hallowed hollow, increasing d intensity of kisses & caresses as l ascend. B4 divesting her of D fabric causing her camel toe, I wld sufficiently stroke her thru d fabric so as 2 get her sufficiently running. Those 2 fat lips wld get serious attention 4rm lips, tongue and hand followed by her pleasure button lying atop dem. Then, D holies of Holy wld be entered.

I didn't really lyk d undertaker lyk dt because he used 2 scare me & beat pple too easily. My best wrestler of all tym was d heartbreak kid, Shawn Michaels (I lykd his intro song) wt his finishing move (switch chin music). Dt dude was a fighter. I also lykd Chris Benoit, hit man, nature boy Rick flair, John Cena, D hardy brodas (b4 dey became d wack clowns dey presently r on TNA impact), D rock, Rey mysterio & dave batista.