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Travel › Re: This Hole At Maryland Can Swallow Anyone by gemale(m): 7:17am On Sep 29, 2016

rotvick:
How is this a front page material?

So until someone falls inside it, it's not worthy of front page? SMH meanwhile if it is olajumoke or Tonto dikeh snapping selfies, pple wld be jumping up. Op deserves commendation 4 pointing out a future death trap.

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Politics › Re: Protest At High Court Lagos Over Victimisation Of Patience Jonathan By EFCC(pics by gemale(m): 11:07pm On Sep 28, 2016*

tommykiwi:
What made her a thief? Amaechi and Tinubu Na saint abi?

Her being a thief is debatable. Dts y she needs 2 b investigated thoroughly bt her case doesn't look gud. FYI she wasn't "witch hunted" as most pple claimed. She incriminated herself by claiming d monies found in dudafa's companies' accounts. She nw has 2 explain hw she was able 2 hv more Dan d total Worth of D president of the United States of America. Nigerians lyk u need 2 wake up & stop defending corrupt pple. D fact dt oda pple got away wt corrupt practices in d past doesn't mean pple caught nw shld b released or else nobody wld pay his / her crime. D ques u shld ask ur self is patience Jonathan guilty of D offenses she was charged wt (money laundering)? IMO D answer 4rm d facts presented is a capital YES. However, a thorough investigation shld b conducted 2 truly ascertain d mata. Anyone who doesn't want her investigated is an advocate 4 impunity & continued corrupt practices.

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Literature › Re: Oko Ashewo:musings Of A Brothel Crawler (18+) by gemale(op): 7:20pm On Sep 28, 2016

Sorry for the wait. Battled with chronic writer's block.
Continued....
Why was I risking so much to acquire entry to the dangerous and unknown (in the biblical manner to me but undoubtedly familiar to numerous men) depths of puna land? The plain, unabashed answer to that question was that I (like many men) find the feel of warm, wet vag against my rod indescribably sweet. Nothing can sufficiently compare or compete with the pleasure obtained while hitting that kitty cat. So why, I asked myself again, couldn't I do what most 'normal' pple do? - get a gf & do it with her? The problem with that was that no female I've met seems interested in me that way. Shockingly, I am quite good looking (I'm not bragging o. It's just a statement of fact & observations by people around me, both male & females) but it seems that something about me (maybe genetic or in my body language) kills female libido. Women seem to only want my friendship and not that 'package'. It's just something I've learnt to come to terms with as previous attempts to take things to that erotick arena ended woefully leading to awkward feelings & an abrupt end to my friendships with the females involved. Also, I find the thought of pretending to like or love a female just to get into her pants quite underhand & nauseating and the idea of rape is a disgusting no go area. So here I was taking care of my need the way I knew how to. To those who still don't understand my reasoning, I would employ this analogy. Why would I go into the forest to hunt for Food when I can step into a buka / mama put joint and still satiate that hunger?
"Bros, you no wan release? Abeg release sharp sharp. You don dey Bleep pass the time you pay money for". Her voice jolted me out of my reverie. I had lost track of time and even started going soft (FYI I'm not afflicted with that male plague called erectile dysfunction so don't go thinking that way) similar to the way a vehicle with manual transmission goes off when the accelerator is not applied for some time. "no harm, no foul" I thought as I decided to reverse my philosophy. I focused every iota of my thoughts on the X-rated, dirty acts I had carried out with her, going into the sordid details.
To be continued.....

Crime › Re: Graphic Photos: Suspected Thief Burnt To Death By Angry Mob In Lagos by gemale(m): 2:14pm On Sep 28, 2016*

Pple can b barbaric & wicked o. Dere was police around & instead of dem 2 hand him over, dey took d law in2 their hands. Later pple wld vex when 9ja is called a zoo. A zoo is even beta Dan 9ja because dere is no jungle justice dere. Meanwhile, some of ds pple wld b ready 2 lick d excreta 4rm d anus of 1 kleptomanic politician who has carted away millions & billions of public funds. Smh

Crime › Re: 7 Strange Laws In The Nigerian Constitution That Could Land You In Jail by gemale(m): 11:11am On Sep 28, 2016

naptu2:
Most of these laws are not in the constitution.

I tnk dey r in d criminal code (I'm nt sure o). All of una wey read law, over 2 una.

Crime › Amnesty Report And A Police In Denial - Bayo Olupohunda by gemale(op): 10:35am On Sep 28, 2016

In spite of the characteristic denial by the Nigeria Police authorities, the latest report by an international humanrights group, Amnesty International, entitled, Nigeria: You have signed your death warrant, was damning. While thereport may seem a revelation, its content is by no means new as it is only a documentation of the reality Nigerians, especially the victims of torture, are painfully aware of. No doubt, despite the tantrums thrown at the rights group, human rights violations among Nigeria’s security forces- especially the police are an established fact.
http://punchng.com/amnesty-report-police-denial/

Romance › Re: I Need A Girlfriend by gemale(m): 9:25am On Sep 28, 2016

My Candid advice 2 u as a nigga in d same boat is ds- get some strong a$$ kush, blow dt $hit & 4gt abt chicks. Dey b nothing bt trouble. I bet dere r a lot of guys in relationships wishn dey cld b as free as u r ryt nw.

Romance › Re: He Wakes Me Every Morning Just For Sex. by gemale(m): 9:21am On Sep 28, 2016

Dt dude deserves special commendation. He's a nigga's nigga. A Tru disciple of j. Cole (rapping) "can I hit it in d morning? X3. D sun rising while u r moaning"

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Describes Pastors As "Yahoo Boys In Pentecostal Suits" by gemale(m): 5:11pm On Sep 27, 2016

Harbosede02:
What I don't understand is student fellowship on campus collecting tithe from students?? 10% on allowance or wah

Is dt 1 nt Oju kokoro? U r askn pple who receive pocket money 4 10%? R dey working? D avarice exhibited by some pple can b quite astounding.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Describes Pastors As "Yahoo Boys In Pentecostal Suits" by gemale(m): 4:58pm On Sep 27, 2016

In as much as I detest repeating my words like a scratched compact disk, I wld hv 2 do it 2 educate pple on ds tithing issue. Kindly read my reply 2 a similar thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/3327458/non-tithers-board-church-publishes-names/2#49063221

Family › Re: DEATH OF Bode Thomas PORTRAYS PRIDE kills, humility spares(A True Life Story) by gemale(m): 4:16pm On Sep 27, 2016

Bootybuttchic:
the tongue is indeeed powerful........heard a similar story once,policeman slapped an old man,and the man told him he will keep slaping till he dies,and the man kept slapping the tarred road ,u knw the rest .. ...

It was a nollywood movie osuofia starred in very long ago. I can even rmbr his name in d movie "Sergeant anwurru".

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Health › Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by gemale(m): 3:57pm On Sep 27, 2016

intbizoil:
so you are now making judgement on what sec, anyway I was like you before but now I can never be like you

How am I? so is SEC lying? So I shldnt make judgment on d experience of experts? Tlk nw.

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Describes Pastors As "Yahoo Boys In Pentecostal Suits" by gemale(m): 3:46pm On Sep 27, 2016

soberdrunk:
The one way dey pain me pass nah my neighbor way dey call am "Gods money", you say God is 'all powerful', "all everything", "the almighty" and yet he needs my 45k every month?........ . Some will say pay 'tithe' for "protection", sounds more like 'the mafia' to me.......

oga u funny. Bt u must b loaded o. Dt 1 mean say u dey kpakay 450k as salary monthly. Nna u r a big boy o. Instead of gvn dt huge amount as tithe 2 1 pastor, y nt Roger 2% (or even 1%)enta my hand afta all I'm 1 of D least of D Lord's brethren. grin

Politics › Re: Sex For Food Rocks IDPs Camps, Female IDPs Offer Camp Officials Sex – NOI Polls by gemale(m): 1:53pm On Sep 27, 2016

Smellymouth:
On the last day, na so people go see me entering Heaven majestically and they will ask the same Quesshion==> "How did Smello make it before us?"

Na the same reply I go give them...

Na GOD Ooo..

Bt guy u sabi say 4 u 2 enta heaven b4 us, u gats die b4 us? So b careful wt u wish 4.

Health › Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by gemale(m): 1:00pm On Sep 27, 2016

Sergioaguero:
Thousands lose money as MMM crashes in Zimbabwe

Thousands of people, among them civil servants and vendors, have lost thousands of dollars to fraudulent online pyramid scheme known as MMM Global Zimbabwe after it crashed recently. The social financial network, which relied on an accelerating number of new members to pay off the old, abruptly terminated its services last week leaving participants stranded.

This comes as Econet’s mobile financial service platform, EcoCash yesterday distanced itself from the pyramid scheme. Participants claimed they were using EcoCash for their transactions.

Zimbabweans have in the past months been joining the online investment scheme in droves in a bid “to get rich quickly”. The Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe warned people that the scheme was fraudulent and there was no legal recourse in the event they lost their money. Read full story on http://www.idonshayo.com/thousands-lose-money-as-mmm-crashes-in-zimbabwe/

SEC 4 9ja don warn pple say na pyramid scheme (or scam). Na money 4rm new clients wey dem dey take pay old clients. D money no dey increase by 1 kobo. So as soon as customers no dey apply again, D thing go crash bt trust some 9ja pple nt 2 hear word. As Dem dey tlk, house fly wey no wan hear word..... Make una complete d rest.

Health › Re: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by gemale(m): 12:30pm On Sep 27, 2016

Abeg o! Make op share d hustle im dey do wey don make am dey start dey build im house already. Me wey go uni still dey my papa house. Abeg I need an honest hustle ASAP.

Romance › Re: My Sex Buddy Is Quitting On Me. How Do I Get Him Back? by gemale(m): 3:58pm On Sep 26, 2016

April4th:

Nice legs though

Nigga wait till u c face & oda parts b4 u compliment. E fit b say d babe face worwor & she dey pity uglyphobic pple lyk me make she no show us wetin fit send us 2 D great beyond.

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Romance › Re: Damn!!! Why Are puussies So Hairy? (pic) by gemale(m): 3:41pm On Sep 26, 2016

agbonkamen:
i think op is up to something am sure he is indirectly talk about human pussies...............meanwhile i need a sweet caring short sexy guy because short guys turn me off/on if you a short guy let me know so we hook and chook

I wld hv loved 2 take u up on dt offer bt I fear Edo babes gan. Make I no go waka lyk lamb 2 slaughterhouse. No offense.

Education › Re: 10 Hardest Military Training Exercises In The World by gemale(m): 12:02am On Sep 26, 2016

nNEOo:
the us navy seal sha

1 if d best elite units in d world. It's nt lyk d quasi ragtag units we call Nigerian army dt only hv liver when dey c unarmed civilians. Dey train their men 2 b competent in fighting 4rm d sea, air & land. Go & watch movies lyk "lone survivor" & "American sniper" dt were based on true stories of Navy SEALs & u wld bow. Dey dnt beat chest or make mouth bt when dey fight, u wld troway salute. In spite of their great strength & toughness, u don't find dem brutalizing civilians or engaging in human rights abuse unlyk Nigerian army. Dey dnt act lyk dey r above d law. Dey act mature & respectful. U c dem & u wnt 2 b lyk dem.

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Education › Re: 10 Hardest Military Training Exercises In The World by gemale(m): 11:49pm On Sep 25, 2016

Fidelismaria:
wicked

u expect me to drink cobra blood

olorun maje

It's training 2 prepare dem 2 b able 2 eat anything in case dey r wt out food. Also if dey r in a temperate combat zone, dey wld hv 2 drink animal's blood so as 2 keep warm.

Politics › Re: EFCC Links Patience Jonathan With 9 Houses, 2 Hotels, One Plaza by gemale(m): 11:43pm On Sep 25, 2016

When buhari calls d typical Nigerian corrupt or a criminal, pple wld open their & start wailing. Only a pathological bandit wld defend such outright thievery. Som1 who has no concrete source of income has such huge amounts of money in her possession & pple r making excuses 4 dt person. Mind u; I'm nt finding pej guilty of anytn. I'm saying dt dere is very strong evidence of criminality dt shld b investigated thoroughly & wt out bias, fear or favour. She has 2 xplain in details hw she was able 2 amass more money Dan d total worth of D president of the United States of America in 5 accounts & ds is a man who's d author of @ least 2 bestsellers (audacity of hope & dreams of my fathers). She has 2 xplain d work she's doing so as 2 b able 2 afford such a luxurious lifestyle. A 1st lady doesn't earn salary so dts out of d ques. 4rm where did she source funds 2 acquire such expensive properties? Wt business was she in2 b4 her husband went in2 politics? 4rm d little i garnered, she was a housewife & her husband was a lecturer. It doesn't add up. She owes d EFCC serious explanations b4 she's acquitted & those assets r returned 2 her.

Politics › Re: EFCC Links Patience Jonathan With 9 Houses, 2 Hotels, One Plaza by gemale(m): 11:18pm On Sep 25, 2016

MrPresident1:
You think you are wiser and so much more righteous than those people who have stolen from the public till? I have come to realise that those people who make the most noise about looting are usually the greediest people and would steal more if given the chance. Majority of Nigerians care less about government looting, our collective resources have been looted since 1960, yet we are still here, only provide food and other basics and Nigerians are fine, do not impoverish us.

You dearie, are a dishonest person because you have spoken like a saint when you clearly are not.

I dnt blame u. I blame successive leaders in ds coun3 dt hv so caged d minds of D average Nigerian dt dey c corruption as a way of lyf. If u tell a human being 4rm childhood dt d world ends afta d boundaries of his hometown, he wld grow up 2 blv dt & wldnt venture beyond his hometown 2 c oda parts of D world. So it is OK 4 pple 2 steal & misuse their positions as long as d pple r nt impoverished? U count nt stealing public funds as sainthood? Tufia!!! If dts d way a typical Nigerian tnks, we r finished. It's nt a mata of self-righteousness. It's a mata of regard 4 pple's welfare, listening 2 ones conscience & d knowledge dt amassing illegal wealth is an exercise in futility as all men wld die & leave behind all wealth on earth. 1 problem dt we fail 2 realize in ds coun3 is dt everytym som1 in power steals, D pple around him wld follow suit & so wld d pple around those pple & so on. It exerts a -ve domino effect on ds nation & no mata hw vast our resources r, it wld get 2 a point where dere wld b nothing left again. Pple r nt supposed 2 steal 4rm govt coffers & if dey r caught, shld face d full wrath of D law & made 2 refund wt was stolen.

Politics › Re: 4 Decomposed Bodies Found In A Sock-away In Bama During Sanitation Today (Pic) by gemale(m): 10:10pm On Sep 25, 2016

sarrki:
It seems you are quite familiar with their modus

Operandi.

The fact remains that they are criminals

& wt, pray tell me, is their crime. Hv dey stolen, killed, robbed, raped or pillaged? Dey r askn 4 self-determination & engaging in nonviolent protests & u call dem criminals? Is it dt u v neva read d constitution of ds coun3 dt lists among its fundamental human rights d freedom of xprsn & ryt 2 peacefully protest perceived wrongdoing? D fact dt pple r nt sayn wt u wnt 2 hear isn't reason enuf 2 try & gag dem. It's called tolerance. Ur stand on ds ipob issue shows u 2 b of an anti democratic, tyrannical, despotic mindset. U dnt hv 2 agree wt dem. U only hv 2 allow dem xprs their views wt out being harassed.

Romance › Re: Which Of These Hot Chicks Would You Hang Out With by gemale(m): 11:08am On Sep 25, 2016

laribari:
Bro make I nor deceive you. I have a 9 running after me everywhere oo! In fact I dey ignore her chat on whatsapp. Anytime I change my DP she kept saying I'm tempting her. Bros me tire o!!

As a concerned humanitarian, lemme kindly relieve u of ur overweight burden (no pun intended). Forward her contact 2 me.

TV/Movies › Re: Okiemute Ighorodje Wins MTN Project Fame Season 9 by gemale(m): 11:05am On Sep 25, 2016

iFuck:
I hope the 5 Millie will go a long way in improving her looks.

KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM!!!! (mushroom cloud, vaporized flesh, blood & bones, nuclear wasteland). Nigga u just killed it big tym.

TV/Movies › Re: Okiemute Ighorodje Wins MTN Project Fame Season 9 by gemale(m): 10:54am On Sep 25, 2016

Congrats 2 D girl bt abeg she wowo gan. She Sabi sing o & she deserve 2 win am bt if u c her face wt out makeup ehn, u fit nearly die of shock. D spots on her face b lyk Leopard own. D person wey dey do makeup 4 project fame deserve national award 4 d work im do on top her face.

Romance › Re: Which Of These Hot Chicks Would You Hang Out With by gemale(m): 10:49am On Sep 25, 2016

As a flexible guy wey no get Oju kokoro, I fit hang out wt 3 - 12 bt if gbenshn dey involved, 4-8.

TV/Movies › Re: Okiemute Ighorodje Wins MTN Project Fame Season 9 by gemale(m): 10:44am On Sep 25, 2016

Opistorincos:
Wia i fit c diz gal? i have a crush on her

Na nw she don hammer wey u get crush abi? Make dt crush crush u dere.

Romance › Re: I Think My Boyfriend Might Be Gay by gemale(m): 10:29am On Sep 25, 2016

Talk2Bella:
I heard weed is sweeter

& cheaper. grin

smoke dt ish & u 4gt d word Konji. Ur mind gets tuned 2 zion's airwaves.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by gemale(m): 5:57am On Sep 25, 2016

lezznjr:
.....and beyond the euphoria of football and its associated fanatism, it is you I desire more than any trophy obtainable.

I could be a life fan to your beauty.

Yoruba demon spotted. Sweet talkn their way in2 women's pants since 1960.

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