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Bnladan:
I am a 25-year-old virgin, I swear. I dnt knw y I'm still one, but I'm proud of it. And I pray may God keep me dis way till d day I tie d knots with a special lady( I pray a virgin too)

Nigga lose dt thing ASAP. 25 yrs virginity Dude dts nt virginity, it's frigidity. If u were a woman, it's understandable in d name of forming decent bt as a guy? Oga all those crap abt wedding nyt is balderdash garnered 4rm romance novels & hyperactive, oestrogen-saturated minds. Deres nothing special abt $£x. All animals do it. U dnt need a special man or woman 2 enjoy it wt. Just grab a nearby willing, mature member of D opposite sex & do it wt. If u hv zero libido or an aversion 2 sex, just say it instead of hiding under d guise of saving ur self 4dt "special someone". Newsflash everybody is special in 1 way or anoda.

Op Y ds mata dey pain u? If u no wan dey look baby bump of preggos , no look abi dem dey force u 2 look? Abeg learn make u learn hw 2 live & let live. Kindly mind ur business.

My own b say if Dem kill anybody 4 jazz purpose, make almighty God no allow dem get any peace & progress 4 ds lyf. If Dem shed any innocent blood 4 ds ceremony, make God visit 7X d consequences on top dem head IJN.

sofadj:
Coq is a monster

I agree. He is very comfortable making d hard tackles & doing d dirty jobs dt a lot of players wld shy away 4rm. His partnership wt carzola is a beauty 2 behold.

I SAY AM!!!! I know say dt Aunty kemi get grudge against men folk. D way she dey always write 4 dt her messed up column on Sunday punch, u go tnk say we men b 2 IC 2 Satan wey im send on special assignment 2 derail female destinies. I always knew dt woman was nothing bt a man hater who tnks dt all men r lyk d 1s dt maltreated her. Abeg make she swerve enta therapy so dt she can move on 4rm ds miserable phase of her lyf instead of badmouthing d entire male species. Abeg I blv dt a woman shldnt b shamed because she has a high libido & tries 2 satisfy it afta all r d days of youth nt d days 2 explore numerous facets of ur personality (including d s3xual parts)? Despite all d civilization & refinement in human behaviour, we r still animals & r driven by d urge 2 mate.

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jeffizy:
Moji, tough times don't last, tough people do.
I am not in a position to judge you, but I believe you should not have thought of making another baby with the present situation around you.
And your mum, I think was just upset with you for being a single mum.

All in all, life must go on. For the sake of your kid and the unborn blessing within you.

If any member of your family can assist you to change your environment, it will be a step in the right direction.
Ironu o da nkan kan o, so gbo?
Your light will still shine so bright only if you believe in yourself.

Blessings to you in bundles.

I hope say afta all ds ur tlk, u go drop somtn 4 d woman o because only tlk no fit fill empty Belle (especially dt of woman wt belle).

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OlajumokeBread:
Another rubbish

Who is the MOD that pushed this stinky shiit to front page ??


You said Nigerian men living in the USA that killed their imported wives and you just mentioned only 4 people

Mention another 4 Nigerian men that killed their "imported wives" and i will deactivate my account


And why wouldn't a man kill his wife when the American government favors women, if you divorce a woman, she takes everything you hand you also pay her every month

Somtn dt wld hv bn solved if u as a man made ur wife sign a prenuptial agreement b4 marriage. Get a gud lawyer 2 draw 1 up & in d event of divorce tender it if she tries 2 breach d agreement. It's called planning ahead. Shikena.

Big up 2 fayose. Normally, I find him too controversial bt in ds case, I like wt he did. Nt only wld fulanis reduce their grazing activities bt beef wld bcom cheaper 4 pple in dt state. He nw has 2 brace up 2 expect reprisals 4rm those savages & beef up security in ekiti. Oda governors shld borrow a leaf 4rm his book especially dt spineless Abdulfatah Ahmed, dt allows those bororos run around uncontrolled everywhere in kwara even on d premises of UITH.

mekd:
hey...and wat makes you think excess of it can't cause death

Dude excess quantities of anything wld kill a person (eg extreme intake of water wld lead 2 turgidity of cells & subsequent lysis which leads 2 death, even inspiring highly concentrated oxygen is deadly) so if we wnt 2 go by ur principles, everything wld b banned because @ a certain quantity, it cld kill pple. 2 ansa ur questions, it has bn scientifically proven dt it wld take d ingestion of abt 700 pounds of weed 2 kill a human being. Dts abt 350 kg (d equivalent of 7 bags of rice or cement). So tell me is it possible 4 som1 2 consume 7 bags of rice (or sugar) @ a go? If som1 tries it, wldnt d person die? Besides b4 d person reaches ingesting dt amnt of weed, he wld hv passed out long ago. So u c dt weed is as deadly as rice, water, oxygen, sugar & oda things u use.

MackBrooklyn:
So, yesterday, my mum and I were strolling when we walked past a weed joint. My mum started coughing cos of the smell. I had to start coughing too so it won't look like I've joined bad gang

My nigga!!!! Chop knuckle! Ur head is very dere

C sweet arithmetic fyn man + fyn woman= fyn children. No b lyk some pple wey go born nwajoka wey fit make pple mistakenly drop d pikin when dem sight d ugly face. Baba God abeg no make my pikin dem ugly o! I fit deny paternity if my wife born ugly pikin or even gv am 2 little Saints orphanage

lustychima:
Wailers should cry me a river


Let buhari b a dictator but let him chase corruption from all crannies of this nation

Hw many tyms do I need 2 say ds? Anyway, as many tyms it wld take 4 pple 2 listen & understand. A dictator can't successfully fight corruption because dictatorship itself is corruption. Hv u nt heard d saying "absolute power corrupts". Nobody shld ever b empowered 2 D point where dey dnt hv 2 ansa 2 individuals & institutions. Whenever we encourage any1 2 trample on legal institutions & act contrary 2 constitutional provisions, we r indirectly telling dt person dt he/she is above those laws & breeding impunity.

JUBILEE2000:
Infact you took those words out of my mouth. Omeruo, Elderson, and the young man that played right full back on Sunday have no business in that team. We need to shop for good replacements for them from the local league or Europe asap. Watching Elderson in particular was a nightmare for me on Sunday. Again Brown Ideye needs to improve on his confidence level, i still prefer him over Ighalo. We need a good defensive midfielder that will be doing the "dirty" jobs behind Mikel but definitely not ONAZI.

Did we watch d same match or did d TV I watched my match on hv virus? Onazi was far beta Dan mikel joor!!! He made necessary interceptions 2 win d ball, didn't lose d ball as often as mikel did, & tried few tyms 2 join d attack & link up wt iheanacho (sometn he wldnt hv had 2 do if mikel did his job well). Mikel just sat back & did little & apart 4rm 2 attacks he spearheaded, was exactly as he played in d 2014 world cup. Onazi work lyk monkey, mikel chop lyk baboon. If mikel had done his job well, iheanacho wld hv had space 2 do more damage 2 D Zambian defense.

E b lyk say Rohr get F9 4 maths when im dey skul. Even 4 uefa champions League wey 2 teams dey qualify 4 grp stage, a team needs 12 points 2 qualify safely, which sef isn't 100% sure. Who still rmbrs d yr when arsenal, dortmund & Napoli were tied @ 12 points each? Napoli didn't qualify due 2 inferior goal difference. In ds world cup qualifiers, it's only d winner of D group dt qualifies & u tnk 11 points out of an available 18 wld gv u automatic qualification? Does he know dt either Algeria or Cameroon can finish wt 16 points & Zambia wt 15 points shld any of dem win all their remaining games? Ds statement makes him seem lyk a mediocre. Y cnt he aim 2 go 4 d max 18 points or even 16 or 14? He's aiming 2 lose 2 matches & draw 1. If dts his game plan, he shld kuku resign nw so dt som1 else dt wants 2 achieve more can step in. @ least we still hv small tym b4 we play Algeria 4 d new guy 2 settle in. Rubbish.

Zceesneh:
onazi? Onazi was better than mikel against zambia, u didn't watch the match at all

I thought I was d only 1 dt noticed. Mikel was supposed 2 b our link btw onazi (DM) & iheanacho (AM) & he failed 2 do dt either by running d ball or using long, accurate passes in2 space 4 pacy players lyk Moses Simon & ideye. He only did dt 2ice in d game. D 1st tym led 2 iheanacho's goal (his only clear-cut chance). D 2nd led 2 a shot on target taken by mikel himself dt was parried by d Zambian keeper. Most of our attack came 4rm d wings wt iwobi leading d charge. Moses Simon was also nt so efficient because he made numerous blunders in d final 3rd & attempted unsuccessfully 2 play 2 d gallery. His pace & power hweva kept his match up on d back foot.

It's high time laws r passed & enforced 2 stop ds madness. Religion is a personal thing nt something u use 2 inconvenience ur neighbors. Pple need 2 stop acting lawless in d name of worshipping God. I had a similar experience where I was threatened wt violence when I tried 2 dissuade a so called xtian fellowship around my house 4rm beating drums in d midnight due 2 D fact dt it kept me awake. All those incessant public displays (eg preaching in public vehicles, on d road, noise pollution by d use of loud public address systems) shld be discouraged. Isn't it d height of wickedness 2 disturb pple wt high decibels of sound when d ryt thing 2 do is soundproof ur church building or regulate d volume of ur speakers? It's indiscipline, insensitivity & impunity @ its peak. Freedom of religion isn't d freedom 2 disturb pple in d name of religion.

egokudiowomoney:
Just go through this write up,i think you will gain one or two things there.Crime Guard spoke to a 32-year-old Liberian simply called Andre (surname withheld), who was released from Medium Prison, Kirikiri, on Monday, June 27, 2016 after spending four months in prison custody for car theft. Excerpts: “My trouble started immediately I was handed over to the warder after being taken to the court in Ikeja. The warder asked me to pay N1000. I gave him the N500 I had with me and my Investigation Police Officer (IPO) gave him additional N500 as transportation to the prison. As soon as I got to the prison, I was taken to a cell called the Welcome cell.” Welcome cell It was a new experience for him, he said, and added: “Inside the Welcome cell, I was beaten by fellow inmates that night because I had no money to pay for the cell fee, before I was taken to the general cells.” Inside the cells Narrating his ordeal, Andre who studied computer science and mathematics at the University of Calabar, Cross River State, said that inside the prison, they have special section for VIPs, where inmates who have the resources pay between N30,000 to N100,000 depending on how well furnished the rooms are. Some of the VIP rooms, according to findings, have fans and radio. Such inmates, Crime Guard gathered, are allowed to use mosquito nets, iPhones and iPads. Further findings revealed that they also watch movies while the general cells are for inmates who can’t afford the VIP cells. Cell Cell “In the general cells, we have about 65 to 75 inmates. The cells include H1, H2, H3 and H4, while the VIP cells are C2, K4, New Building, Abia House, built by a former governor of Abia State. “Some of the inmates who are currently residing in the VIP cells are Philip Osas who is facing charges on armed robbery. He occupies K4 cell. Also, there are one Kola and Ifeanyi who have been facing robbery charges for six years. Ifeanyi was released two weeks ago by a Lagos State High Court. One Mr Akpan from Akwa Ibom State lives in C2 cell; he has been there for the past two years.” Extortion of inmates According to him, “Each cell has a marshal who is like the president in charge of the cell. Each marshal buys the position from the warders and generates revenue for the warders. “Warders usually collect money from inmates to install them as marshal. Marshals pay the warders money to enable inmates cook in the cell. They pay money to warders and also buy new inmates who are kept in their cells like slaves. ‘Inmates are bought for between N500 to N1000’ “These inmates are extorted by the marshals. During the four months I spent, I paid twice to repair federal vehicles that took us to court. I had to pay for vehicle tyres to be bought. “If inmates don’t contribute money for the repair of the vehicle or for buying of tyres, they won’t be taken to court especially for those whose cases are still awaiting trial. “The last time, we were made to contribute N350,000 from the 52 cells in the prison. The headache before I left was that every week, cells were made to contribute N1,300 which they use to purchase diesel for generator. The generator was bought by an ex-inmate who was released two months ago. “He gave them money to buy diesel for a year but unknown to the donor, we were being extorted. The chief warder informed us that the prison spends about N750 to feed each inmate daily, but the quality of food we are given cannot be served to a village dog because it is poisonous. “For instance, the soup for garri is made from grounded beans, no salt, no pepper, and no oil. In prison language it is called shapa. “The warders sell 75 per cent of the food items to inmates who have money. These inmates in turn resell the food stuff in retail qualities to other inmates who don’t eat from the daily food rations served in the prison. Extortion at the clinic “Another avenue where the warders extort inmates is via the prison clinic. The doctors and nurses sell to them, free drugs meant for sick inmates. There was a time I wasn’t feeling too well, and I was forced to purchase two sachets of Ampiclox from the clinic for N500. Several inmates have died as a result of improper medical care. Improper medical care “Each time our family members, friends or relatives send recharge cards to us, the warders make money. For instance, they give us N1000 for N1,500 airtime and N600 for N1000 airtime. Some of them even claim that the pin has been used after they have recharged it. “Any attempt to ask about the card will result in the inmate being taken to the punishment cell called Angola and before release; he would pay N5000 to the chief warder in charge of the yard. Every money collected from the inmates passes through this department. “Whenever non-governmental organizations, NGOs, religious groups or philanthropists bring gifts to the prison for inmates’ upkeep, the gifts are seized by the warders at the gate and thereafter, used by the warders for personal use. They claim that visiting is free but at the end of the day, they would collect money from relatives to allow them have access to us. Our relatives are forced to pay N1000 to be allowed to see us. If a visiting relative gives an inmate N1000, the warders will take N500 and give the inmate N500. Case of sodomy “There was a case of a marshal in 03 cell who was awaiting trial for rape and murder. He bought two young men who had no prison experience. Every night, he took turns to rape these inmates. The rape continued until the young inmates felt they had had enough and so reported to the chief warder. Surprisingly, no punishment was meted out to the marshal. Neither was the young men taken out of the cell. Luckily, he was released a few weeks later. ‘How I was lured into robbery’ “I came to Nigeria because of the war in my country. I have been in Nigeria for the past ten years. I was arrested by operatives of State Investigation Bureau (SIB) and charged to court because I stole my boss’s car last October, a month after I was employed as a driver. “It was my friends that lured me into the act. I took the vehicle, a Mercedes E240 2002 model, to Akwa Ibom State, where I searched for a buyer. I was still in Akwa Ibom State when my friends who encouraged me to steal the car led operatives of SIB to arrest me. Unknown to me, they posed as buyers. I was then taken to prison on February 18 and was released June 27. I spent four months.” Denial Reacting to the allegations, the Public Relation Officer of Nigeria Prisons, Lagos State, Deputy Superintendent of Prison, O.O Oladokun said, “I appreciate the fact that you have made effort to verify. Those claims are far from the truth. There is no atom of truth in these allegations. No such thing exists that is happening in the Kirikiri Medium Prison.”

Omo 9ja prison na hell fire o. C revelation. Na confirm cesspool of corruption. Na 2 prepare 4 d worst & carry plenty money sure pass.

Simple deres serious unemployment & underemployment. Hw wld d person b able 2 pay back d money he/she used 2 go 2 skul when afta skuln, gainful employment cnt b secured?

iSlayer2:
Just another unrepentant Igbo hater. Abacha did the necessary. Good morning Lalasticlala.

Oga it's nt by force 2 comment. If u r ignorant of d history of Nigeria & unaware of D numerous evils dt were perpetuated in ds coun3, close dt putrid, housefly-festering latrine u call a mouth b4 d choking fumes of ignorance emanating 4rm it asphyxiates u 2 your premature demise. D man u deride is som1 we shld celebrate as a hero & mourn our folly of murdering him d same way d Jews shld hv mourned hw dey killed Jesus. If we celebrated pple lyk ds as heroes & nt serial coup plotters lyk muritala Mohammed or corrupt looters lyk IBB, T. Y danjuma & abacha, ds coun3 wldnt b in d mess dt it currently is in.

Wadeoye:
Due process my foot...

Did they follow due process while destroying the country and brought us to this point?

What is the due process in a judge keeping N300m cash in his bedroom? Due process requires that such huge money should be in his bank account and/or declared. Someone who has not followed due process as a judge should enjoy due process when the consequences of his actions stare him in the face.

People like those judges should be thrown in jail without trial.

Hw do u know dt those allegations leveled against him r true? Afta all, r Nigerian security agencies nt notorious 4 framing innocent pple 4 crimes dey had no hand in? We hv heard cases of pple currently languishing in prison dt were picked up randomly 4 no just cause & were roped in2 cases dt dey had no knowledge or participation in. We in ds coun3 need 2 learn 2 hear both sides b4 passing judgement. Even if it's true, shldnt d case b passed 2 D EFCC, which is d appropriate body 2 deal wt such matas 4 investigation?

patriotic9jaboy:
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stop spewing gibberish. What we need in Nigeria is dictatorship which will put an end to corruption. I support invasion of home and abuse of human rights. i hope the DSS arrest you for criticizing buhari

REALLY because ur posts hv bn nothing of pristine & pinpoint numskullery. It is sure 2 earn u a summa cum laude degree in impracticality 4rm d tertiary institution of higher ineptitude. Pls let Dem come & arrest me. In fact, u can try reporting me 2 dem. Wasn't abacha a dictator? Wasn't babangida a dictator? Yet dere was unbridled corruption in Nigeria @ dt tym so ur solution is untenable & void.

patriotic9jaboy:
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All you can do is wail. Buhari can arrest anyone he wants so far they are involved in corruption. Democracy gives corrupt people an escape route all in the name of human rights. We need a benevolent dictator to clean the rot in nigeria and buhari is doing a perfect job. If you dont mind the way you critize this government, you will be visited by the Dss in the middle of the night and whisked away to abuja.

Dude i hope dt u r being sarcastic; if nt ur post is (no offense) 1 of D dumbest posts I've read on nairaland. So buhari can arrest anybody he wants 2? So 4 instance if sm1 doesn't greet him, he is allowed 2 arrest d person abi? U tnk fundamental human rights is bull$hit & shld b abused? Do u know dt 1 of d fundamental human rights is d ryt 2 lyf? Hw wld feel if u r deprived of dt ryt because of an "order 4rm above"? Ur use of " benevolent dictator " is @ best a figure of speech (oxymoron) dt is only practical in literary works such as poetry nt in real lyf. A dictator can't successfully clean out corruption because dictatorship is in itself corruption or hv u nt heard d saying "absolute power corrupts"? U blv freedom of expression shld b clamped down & any critic (whether constructive or oda wise) shld b (in ur words)" visited by d DSS in d middle of d nyt & whisked away 2 Abuja "? U r advocating illegal arrest & detention 4 pple who dnt c eye 2 eye wt d president & say so. Is buhari infallible? Can he nt make mistakes? Who wld correct him when he does d wrong thing when he ferries all his critics in2 prison? Who wld stand up 2 him shld he go off course? Who wld keep him in check if he goes overboard?

Neenie:
.....and that was how you concluded that all yorubas are ugly, bah?! Smh

No vex abeg bt u Sabi say na yoloba girls dey bleach pass? 4rm celebrities lyk dayo amusa 2 ordinary pple lyk rashidat, omo iya alata, dem sabi bleach.

Vickiweezy:
This Rahama lady fine sef.
Dem neva tell us the truth to why dem ban her.
No be because of any hug jare.
I see Jealousy as part of the cause.

(in falz voice) I dey smell envy; I detect malice.

patriotic9jaboy:
This is commendable. The corrupt judges homes have to been invaded and they must be locked up so as to serve as lessons to other judges not to undermine the powers of the executive. Too many corrupt judges hiding under the wig. They are hell bent on frustrating buhari's anti-corruption fight. The judges have never ruled in favor of buhari ever since be began several trials. Do you expect him to fold his hands and watch? How can a sane judge grant bail to the likes of Dasuki, Nnamdi kanu and El-zakzaky? Are the trio not a threat to national security? Buhari has to enforce his powers and forget democracy so he can clean up the rot in the system. Wike should not dare an order from above. Buhari obviously sent them and That is why he is the commander in chief of armed forces. He can get whatever he wants

Dude pls speak sensibly, Aristotle said "d law is reason free 4rm passion". If an accused person is able 2 argue his case successfully, a judge has no option bt 2 rule in his favour. D prosecutors dt hv d burden of proof need 2 do their homework well & prove their case beyond all reasonable doubt. D judge can't do dt 4 Dem. He's supposed 2 b an impartial & unbiased arbiter. U can't say Mr lagbaja stole somtn wt out presenting sufficient, valid evidence & expect a judge 2 rule in ur favour. U asked y a judge wld grant those aforementioned individuals bail? 1.None of those pple were accused of violent crimes 2. If d judge makes certain conditions & requirements 4 d accused 2 meet & d accused meets dem, wts d fuss abt granting dem bail? 4 instance, imposition of a certain amount of money & landed property dt wld b forfeited shld d accused jump bail, production of a guarantor (a highly placed govt official, civil servants or corporate titan cld b stipulated) dt wld be held responsible shld d accused jump bail, seizure of passport & oda travel documents & restriction of movement of d accused. Ur post is encouraging impunity & abuse of power. Even if some judges r corrupt, y can't d available institutions b strengthened 2 handle ds situation?

Ds explanation is too paltry. If dey had Intel on dt sort of misconduct, dey shld hv conducted more investigation & covert surveillance 2 consolidate on it instead of trying 2 illegally abduct dem.

bettercreature:
Judges are the number one problem facing this country,Any sensible man will wonder why no one has been sent to jail since the start of war against corruption
Justice is up for sale to the higher bidder,Our justice system must be sanitized if we actually want to move forward
I'd recommend the sack of all federal judges if i were to be among presidency advisory commitee on anti-corruption

I don't doubt dt dere r certain rotten eggs among judges bt u hv 2 tnk objectively. A judge is supposed 2 render judgement based on d strength of valid evidence tendered 2 him. If d accuser can't prove prima facie (beyond all reasonable doubt) dt d accused is guilty (especially in criminal cases), d judge has no option bt 2 acquit d accused. Dts d law. D fact dt som1 is accused of somtn doesn't mean he/she is automatically guilty. He has 2 b given d chance 2 fully defend him/herself. Instead of attacking & vilifying judges, y can't we address d investigation techniques & methods of our law enforcement agencies (police, DSS, EFCC, ICPC etc)eg Imagine if a case is brought b4 a judge in which d major evidence is a confession extracted via torture or illegal force & duress; d judge has no oda option dan 2 rule in favor of d accused & order his discharge. Also we need 2 amend portions of our Constitution & acts dt present loopholes 4 nefarious individuals 2 exploit eg d removal of immunity clause dt exempts incumbent public officials 4rm being prosecuted 4 criminal charges. Whether we lyk it or nt, dere r laid down procedures on hw 2 prosecute accused persons (hw 2 gather & preserve evidence, conditions 4 arrest, detention, searching etc) & if d accusers flout those rules, dey wldnt b able 2 obtain d required judgment 4rm judges. Also d legal system is quite choked & judges r often overladen wt numerous cases hence a times, in a bid 2 hasten things up, dey might nt pay sufficient attention needed 2 cases brought b4 dem. Those & many more r pertinent matas dt shld b addressed 1st b4 deciding 2 abduct dem gestapo style.

Nigerians regardless of ethnicity, religious or political leanings need 2 come out en masse & vehemently resist ds draconian attempt 2 bully d judiciary in2 being marionette of D bidding of D president. We hv 2 make buhari realize dt deres somtn in democracy called separation of powers. If those judges hv bn found 2 hv committed infractions, den d appropriate body involved in disciplining dem shld b involved & monitored 2 make sure dt dey do their jobs satisfactorily. Ds act is undemocratic & smacks of despotism & intimidation & shld b repudiated by all lovers of true democracy. 4 goodness sake, we r nation wt law & order nt a banana Republic or a jungle.

englishmart:
happy for him though. What has needle got to do with a camel? Is camel a trouser

REALLY U must hv come across it while reading d bible. A saying of Jesus Christ dt it's easier 4 a camel 2 pass thru d eye of a needle dan 4 a rich man 2 enta d Kingdom of God.