₦airaland Forum

Goyim:
Who is to say your sperm is of high quality?

Dude I'm AA & relatively healthy, I come fyn join (no bragging intended) I no short lyk dt & I no dey rxtarded. Wetin woman dey find 4 pikin again abeg abi 6 packs & muscles dey heritable 4 pikin? If my sperm fit no fetch 100k, @ least 70k/release fit dey OK .

Paulscholari:
The word of God must be fulfill it says "he that live by the sword dies by it" when peter wanted to defend Jesus with the sword the Lord rebuked him because he doesnt want that line of death for him. May the Lord keeps the commander in perfect peace, Amen.

Oga, kindly STFU if dnt hv anytn gud 2 say. Even d bible said dt a fool wld b thought of as wise if he closes his mouth. Somebody's father, husband, son, brother is shedding his blood a fool lyk u 2 live in relative peace & d best u can do is spew trash. Som1 is sleeping in mosquito infested forests fraught wt danger so dt u can sleep under fan on a mattress & u say ds when he falls in combat? A man lyk u is spewing anoda man's blood so dt an idiot lyk u he has neva seen or known can b free 2 read dt bible u r quoting & u r yarning dust dere. So u wnt everybody 2 fold hand in d name of xtianity so dt Bokoharam can take over ehn? I'm sure if dt happens (God forbid) it's spineless twits lyk u dt wld 1st deny dt bible u r currently quoting & even curse Jesus Christ. U r a heartless, unfeeling wretch dt isn't worth such a hefty sacrifice. C no make me provoke 4 u 2day. I just wish dere was a way we cld carry pple lyk u & dump deep within Bokoharam's enclave. I'm sure u wld come 2 ur ryt senses ASAP.

zionx:
so sad. Rest in Peace Sir. May God comfort the wife and family. It is not easy. Ive not gotten over mine that happened few months ago. I still feel the hurt every moment. He sacrificed his life for the peace of the Land. May the Lord let his peace reign in our land.

Thanks for the sacrifice Sir. And to all fallen HEROs Including my Husband, YOU ALL SHALL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. So many young widows and fatherless children courtesy of Boko Haram

"Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends"

"It doesnt take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a HERO to be one of those men who goes into battle"

Madam. It is an honour 2 make d acquaintance of a family member of 1 of our fallen heroes. May God almighty grant u & ur family d strength 2 bear ds painful loss. Pls is d army sufficiently looking after ur welfare?

OkoYibo:
After reading dis post n seeing the pic, I just weak.

Pls, is there something like a special fund for the families of deceased officers killed by BH where people can donate.

I second ds idea. Abeg is it available 4 we d pple 2 try in our small way 2 show gratitude 4 ds debt we can't repay? I'm nt tlkn abt d 1 dt we wld donate money 4 d welfare of D dependents of these fallen heroes & some corrupt elements in d military lyk COAS burutai wld open their accursed mouths & swallow d money. Let d next of kin demselves b d executors of D funds.

BeautyBaebee:
I always feel lyk am ready buh just @d last minute, I get scared

Try 2 experiment wt touching ur self . It seems u dnt play wt ur self so u dnt know wt excites u. Hv u try using ur fingers 2 play wt ur G spot b4? Try dt & 1ce u get d ryt strokes, teach ur guy hw 2 do it. Also oda parts shld b explored 2 know ur erogenous zones. Do it alone @ first den do it wt him. Also try & relax & forget dt circumcision thing. It's $€x nt advanced physics. Just try & focus on hw u find him attractive. If u r tense when he's touching u, just go on a break by offering 2 gv him head (no normal guy wld refuse dt; I hope u can do dt satisfactorily). His reaction wld gv u confidence 2 carry on & make u feel more powerful. Ur vag shld b d last place he shld touch, he shld hv caressed, kissed, sucked, bitten (gently o) & stroked every oda zone b4 heading dere. He shld focus on touching & kissing ur inner thighs & mons (groin) b4 finally playing wt ur vag lips (if it's still dere depending on d degree of circumcision u underwent). If it's nt present, he can go directly 2 sticking 1 finger (preferably d index) in dere & start slowly massaging ur walls. U shld hv bn long aroused & wet by den. Den he can start stroking ur g spot; he can try adding anoda finger (I doubt it wld enta because of ur virginity bt still try). Den u can let ur ring tone (which I tnk wld b real ds tym) dictate d pace @ which he shld stroke. If u r relaxed & he does it correctly, I assure u dt @ a point, u wld start begging 4 his D. He shld enta slowly & nt start thrusting immediately. Ds wld allow u get used 2 him. Then he shld start moving slowly @ first den little by little increase d speed until he finally releases. Heavy kissing & touching shld b going on throughout d process. D main thing u shld do is relax. $€x is a natural thing dt doesn't need complex thinking. Good luck.

I understand d dude's fear men. As Nate Norman said in d movie kid cannabis "women r star fxckers; d bigger d star, D more women willing 2 fxck him". Most women 2day r materialistic & wldnt gv u d light of day if u r broke (I'm a testament 2 dt). I've already promised myself dt if I dnt get a gf nw dt I'm nt dt buoyant, na fxck buddy/arranged marriage wt prenuptial agreement I go do if money come. If no women can love me nw in my broke state, I wldnt wnt their love if money comes.

[quote author=chronique post=50732998][/quote]Dude, babanla Konji neva gv u wall of Jericho submission move b4. If e don hook u, 2 dey look fyn face ugly face, fresh or smello chick no go dey ur mind. Wetin go just dey do u na make she just get puna. U Sabi hw many ugly ashys I don straff? I 1ce banged a prostitute dt IMO looked lyk chucky (dt horror movie doll). Ugly, fyn, fat, thin, fair, dark, bleaching, I've done dem all & when u r fxcking, it doesn't mata 2 u. It's only afta u finish dt u start seeing all those 1s. It was only 1ce or 2ce I've found my body nt responding appropriately 2 a female because of looks yet I still managed 2 do her even though it was wack.

Goyim:
We do it for free.

So which is worst? Getting some financial award or just throwing sperm away for free.

Sperm wey fit gv me 100k 4 sperm bank.

OlujobaSamuel:
op, you no add all the major highways dem, imagine sey na democracy regime wan build 3rd mainland?
i still prefer military regime or monarchy in nigeria than this nonsense democracy, democracy is a deceit, it gives you false hope by telling you to come for dialogue to make your voice heard, even when they know they are not ready to do it, eg, PIB, if na military regime, na 2month maximum for it to become law or be thrown out

Dude b careful wt u wish 4. D reason y democracy seems nt 2 work in Nigeria is either of these 2 things. First cld b dt true democracy isn't practiced in Nigeria. It is only in name. Wt we hv is an oligarchy camouflaged as democracy. D 2nd is dt d pple r directly or indirectly sabotaging democracy. Democracy is only a manifestation of d pple it governs. Abraham Lincoln wasn't spouting poetry when he called it d "government by d pple, of D pple & 4 d pple". When u hv a largely ignorant electorate making decisions based on sentimentality, ethnicity, nepotism or religious leanings, instead of practical in depth review & examination of D plans brought forward by d vying candidate, wldnt d leaders be tinged in d same character exhibited by those who brought dem in? U expect democracy 2 work in an environment where som1 wld sell his vote 2 D highest bidder? Democracy is a mirror of ourselves & society. It gives us a magnified reflection of who we r as a pple, warts & all. B brutally honest with ur self, dnt u c d greed, avarice, egoism, disregard 4 d welfare of odas & oda vices our leaders r famous 4 bein perpetuated albeit on a smaller scale by pple around u (somtyms even u & me myself r guilty of dem)? When som1 can wt out qualms drop a sachet water wrapper on d road wt out considering dt it is non biodegradable waste & dt it can block d drainage & cause flooding which cld kill som1, wld u b suprised when dt person enta a position of power & exhibits dt same behaviour of non regard 4 d welfare of odas & a lack of awareness of d long term consequences dt actions hv? D only difference a military govt wld hv is dt only d head of state & his inner ring of soldiers, sycophants, family, frnds & cronies wld b d 1s benefitting 4rm d looting.

Dt dude go enjoy crazy $€x 4 dt marriage. U Sabi d kain experience d wife go get? Anyway I dnt c anytn wrong in d Union as long as d woman doesn't return 2 her past lyf. Evry1 has somtn in their dey wld b embarrassed abt nw. As 4 me, I tnk I can do d same if she doesn't hv hiv/std & she hasn't damaged her reproductive system. Aftarall, a lot of girls nowadays r d same, D only difference being dt their own is hidden. 2 me, olosho, runs girl, aristo na still ashawo. Even if na 1ce,as long as u gv $€x in return 4 gratification in cash, kind or favours, u r a prostitute plain & simple.

arsenal33:
Every culture worldwide has traditions.

If you are uncomfortable, relocate to china (oh, sorry they also have traditions)

So u blv dt ds particular tradition is a gud thing? SMH. D white man is busy developing his land wt cutting edge ideas & technology while we daft Africans r busy sheepishly & blindly following dumb traditions formed centuries ago by ignorant ancestors who Blvd dt smallpox was an affliction 4rm shoponna & u wld later on complain dt our continent is backward. Meanwhile d device u used 2 type ds rubbish was imported 4rm d white man's land. If we Africans cnt summon d courage 2 denounce & dissipate such oppressive traditions, hw wld we catch up nt 2 tlk of progressing beyond d white men? D fact dt our ancestors did it doesn't mean we must do it or can u say because our ancestors trekked, we shld nt use vehicles? U r applauding d restriction of movement imposed on individuals simply because dey belong 2 D female sex, which is in violation 2 their fundamental ryt contained in d constitution. So wt if an emergency occurs & d woman has 2 go out? Wt abt women who r breadwinners in their families & need 2 work 2 get their daily bread? Wt if a woman falls ill & wants 2 go 2 d hospital? We must break free 4rm such enslaving notions instead of blindly clinging 2 ignorant superstitious of D past.

Big up 2 op. He rili knows d history of Nigerian music. I dnt know a lot of those songs he mentioned hweva dere r some songs I felt shld hv made d list dt were absent. Onyeka onwenu's iyogogo & ekwe, Neil Oliver's baby girl, benita okogie's Osamudiame, blaccky's Rosie r songs r some of D few I can rmbr nw.

richidinho:
I pray he wins
I need them to come and help develop our dear country

Which dear coun3? Country dt Sabi hw 2 kill dreams & vision. Some of ds pple wld hv nt reached d height dey presently r ryt nw if dey stayed in Nigeria. One of my egbon (family frnds) dt went dere 3 yrs ago came back recently 4 his wedding. If u c hw ds dude was fresh. He's building his house nw. If u c ds dude b4 he traveled ehn, he wasn't a destitute o bt ds was som1 dt used 2 come & collect car 4rm my house. He wasn't buoyant lyk dt (I tnk he was unemployed). If u c as I was opening mouth & just looking @ d guy when I saw him. 3 yrs in USA has done wt more dan 25 yrs in Nigeria cldnt do in his lyf. U nw wnt som1 lyk dt 2 come back 2 9ja permanently? God forbid bad thing. Dts lyk telling som1 who was previously in hell bt by some miraculous impossibility escaped & entered heaven 2 willingly go back 2 hell.

I can no longer weep 4 d slow demise of my dear coun3 Nigeria. C d disparity in hw d law treats d rich & d poor. A rich man steals hundreds of millions & is asked 2 return it & go Scot free while 1 person who defrauded pple seeking admission 2 D tune of 5m got 90 years imprisonment. Where is d same system dt was swift 2 deliver judgement 2 dt person who was bereft of wealth & influence? Dt is d true meaning of dt term "rule of law" dt pple r fond of saying. In saner climes, D bigger d crime, D bigger d punishment bt in Nigeria, d reverse is d case. It brings 2 mind a line in African china's popular song Mr president "poor man wey thief Maggi, dem go show im face 4 crime fighters; rich man wey thief money omo we no dey c dem face 4 crime fighters".

Mamalistic5:
If he loves you enough, he will find a way to woo you. If he doesn't ask you out please wait for your own man. You are too special to waste your time on a man n that doesn't love you

D fact dt he's too shy 2 xprs hw he feels abt u doesn't mean it's nt true or dt d feelings dnt exist. I'm kinda of lyk a shy guy so I know wt I'm tlkn abt. Normally, I can discuss & sometimes flirt wt females I'm nt attracted 2 bt when I'm smitten by a woman, I lose my sense of speech. It's just somtn I can't xplain; I find it difficult 2 string sentences together, my mouth bcoms dry, I find myself constantly swallowing a lump in my throat, my palms start sweating, my stomach turns, my heart beat increases a bit & I hv ds smile on my face dt I know looks sheepish. It's a bit beta nw bt making eye contact is difficult & I hv ds paralyzing fear of scaring her away or embarrassing myself in front of her. Then trying 2 tell her hw I feel is so herculean. I tried doing it 1ce (actually rehearsed wt I was going 2 say) bt when I tried telling her, D words left my head & I was blank & dumbstruck. Words just seem so petty & insufficient 2 truly describe my emotions in dt state. Hw can u tell her wt u cnt xplain? Hw can u aptly phrase hw seeing or tnkn abt her makes u feel weak in dt good way? Dt u cnt stop stealing glances @ her even in d midst of a crowd? Dt when she tlk 2 u, u find it difficult 2 comprehend wt she saying because u r still asking ur self if u r dreaming whilst nodding & saying yes 2 wteva she's saying? Dt when she smiles @ me or laffs @ wt I say, I feel lyk shouting "goaaalll'?

CHAI!!! I gats 2 smoke dt brand of weed. Make nigga high lyk mad. Bomboclaat. #TeamLegalizeGanja

uhuru2015:
Lol! Yes it did. We thank God. Lagos is the bomb nah. We heard their gist

Somewhere dt d hostels r crappy, those days, dey wld come 2 my skul (kings college) 2 fetch water & read @ nyt. Their classes nko? Filled 2 D brim wt students dt somtyms pple collapse due 2 D adverse conditions present dere. Abuja is still d best.

Dt moment when i wnt 2 laff @ op's misfortune; den i rmbr my nysc posting on 26th of ds month & dt I had 2 choose sokoto as 1 of d 4 States when I saw state lyk borno, adamawa, yobe in dt category........ (makes sign of d cross). Kindly save ur son o Lord Jehovah!!!

Op shldnt b so apocalyptic. Things were worse in d cold war Era & yet no world war. World leaders know dt a 3rd ww cld render d earth inhabitable & even lead 2 D extinction of D human race. Dey r oda refined modes of warfare dt dnt need 2 waged wt gun, bombs & oda weapons. Dts y u c things lyk economy sanctions & oda penalties levied on d offending party. Nuclear weapons r just used as bargaining chips 2 boost leverage. Nobody wants 2 make any move dt wld b seen as crossing d Rubicon on ww3.

Dt was really gutsy by d surgeon. Normally dey allow d child 2 b born & even mature a bit b4 operating since it's nt a lyf threatening condition. Sacrococcygeal teratoma is caused b failure of D primitive streak 2 degenerate thereby leaving a barrage of pluripotent cells 2 proliferate in2 a growing mass @ d caudal end of d baby (I'm nt sure o; it's bn long I read it) . D prognosis of D surgery is usually very good. Nyc 1 sha. D fact dt Nigerians do such exploits in anoda man's land points 2 sad fact dt our nation is a cemetery of dreams, visions & potential.

My mother's pple say dt when a handshake extends beyond d elbow, it bcoms somtn serious. Isn't it tym our incompetent members of d national assembly disband & outlaw dis budding terrorist organization b4 dey morph in2 somtn more dangerous? Afta all isn't ds terrorism albeit on a minor scale where som1 is arrested 4 intake of alcohol & cigarettes? Isn't it tym 4 those under worked, overpaid louts 2 make void d enforcement of sharia law anywhere in Nigeria as it violates d secularity of D Nigerian state & makes mockery of d section of d constitution dt States dt dere shall be no state religion anywhere in d federal Republic of Nigeria? Common law shld b d common arbitrary unit 4 any Nigerian regardless of gender, ethnicity, religion or political leanings. Must we wait till ds group 1ce again unleashes a reign of terror b4 fighting it. Sharia law in d North needs 2 repealed ASAP if indeed d govt hv d interest of Nigerians @ heart because any govt dt allow the parallel legal institutions 2 operate is courting disaster.

9jii:
Before you Hate this if you can't live there just leave
Or you Stop reading about us.
Welcome development, we need to sanitised our Land from Sin.
God for give us all.

Amen. Also may God 4gv those pple who hv decided dt dey wnt 2 usurp God by appointing demselves 2 judge their fellow humans 4 committing sins against God when He didn't send dem message forgetting dt dey too hv sinned against God (no mata hw little dey tnk their sins r).

D irony .... A comedian failing 2 c d humour in wt was meant 2 b a joke. However, d points he raised r very very valid points which shld b seriously mulled over & nt b despised as 'wailing'. D fact dt a man in military uniform believe he's free 2 assault civilian & is above d law is indeed something we shldnt allow in our country. If som1 feels dt he can break d law because of a uniform, den dt uniform shld be removed 4rm him because it's encouraging him 2 bcom a criminal albeit a uniformed 1.

Nnamdd1:
The Kano State Hisbah Board destroyed bottles of beer it confiscated from members of the public. The photos were posted on the Board's official Facebook page last month.

See more photos below.

http://www.nnamdisblog.com/2016/11/kano-sharia-police-destroy-thousands-of-bottles-of-beer.html

Pls is ds nt stupidity? I wld keep saying dt until we learn hw 2 separate religion 4rm legal & state institutions, we wldnt progress in ds coun3. Tell me, y shld sharia law be allowed & utilized in any area of ds coun3 where it's boldly stated in d constitution dt Nigeria is a secular state & dt dere shld b nothing lyk state religion in Nigeria? Meanwhile we hv a national assembly dt r being paid millions. D fools carrying out ds act r ignorant & poor students of history. Did dey nt read abt d effects of D prohibition in d USA during d 1930s? Sorry 4 dt dumb question; it has bn long established dt d North has bn a steadfast paradise of illiteracy, ignorance & mediocre educational standards. Little wonder a man or woman 4rm dere wld willingly strap on a bomb & detonate it in d midst of innocent men, women & children afta being promised a place in paradise wt asking d persons who sent him y dey can't do it demselves Until we realize dt dere is no compulsion in religion & dt religion is a private affair strictly btw an individual & his deity,which no man is appointed as neither judge, jury nor enforcer over, woes shall continually smite, beset & betide us as a nation.

Generals03:
Your ignorance is monumental. Is a successful marriage the only reason to abstain? Like Yorubas will say ....."Won ko e sugbon Oo gbeko".

Kindly enlighten me, king Solomon d wise since my 'ignorance' is so monumental. Wt did u use wt d prefixed hash tag? As 4 ur Yoruba saying which u intended as an insult, I receive as a compliment & a testament 2 D fact dt I'm a human being capable of choosing 2 do wt I do nt because some elder 'imbued' wt unquestionable infallibility says so bt because it is wt I wnt 2 do. I'm nt d robotic, sycophantic yes man (pardon me, more sheep dan man) Nigeria is so proficient in producing, who wld swallow wteva he's told no mata hw fallacious & irrational it seems. I trust my sense of thinking & while I confess dt I'm nt all knowing or perfect, I know dt I'm nt a complete numskull. So in lyk manner, as d Igbos say "biri Kam biri" (loosely translated as "live & let live"

fiizznation:
Proceeds of the sale of beer? Do you even have any idea how VAT is generated from the sell of alcohol? Most of you are just good in yapping nonsense even when you don't have the slightest idea about what you are saying.

There is absolutely no society that is free from bad eggs. People abused drugs doesn't necessarily mean it is a good thing. Of course when you are caught abusing drugs, the state anti- drugs institutions deal with such person.

You think taking alcohol is good doesn't necessarily mean kano people love it. Stay on your lane and mind your business. Nobody in kano will raise any shoulder if the people in your state choose to sleep in alcohol.

Dude listen 2 ur self & objectively wt out d presence of sentiments gauge wt u just posted 4 presence of commonsense. It is my belief dt u wld come up bereft. Dnt u know dt Nigeria is a secular state? If u dnt know d meaning of D word, it means dt anybody anywhere is free 2 carry out any activity he/she wishes wt out interference 4rm religious or state bodies as long as it isn't 2 D detriment of his neighbors & against d dictates of d constitution & oda legally recognized acts & statutes. So apply dt principle 2 ds situation. Kano state isn't made up of 100% muslims. Dere wld b pple of oda religions who r nt forbidden 4rm taking alcohol by their faith & besides dere might even be some muslims who choose 2 consume it despite it being forbidden by their faith (I hv met several muslims who drink). By law, dey r allowed 2 drink as long as dey dnt drive or engage in activities dt cld risk lyf whilst doing it. R dey nt being denied their ryts by ds act? D state govt hv no ryt 2 do ds. As 4 wt u defined as 'yapping', value added tax (VAT) is paid by d consumer on every unit of goods manufactured by registered companies in Nigeria hence it's part of govt revenue 4rm which d federal allocation paid 2 all states is sourced 4rm especially in ds period of low crude oil prices. Besides, alcohol producing companies pay a huge amnt of tax. So those pple r ryt. If kano state govt r so 'holy', let d govt of kano state stop collecting federal allocation 4rm FGN & refund d previous monies collected in d past.

Generals03:
Happy new month.

You are the cause ma'am. How can you declare openly without shame that you will remove your pants for a man after 3 months?

I mean what has the world turned into?

Can you have a little bit of self control and discipline? You need to change and discover the other side of chastity. There's more to your existence than meeting to exchange fluids and soul with men.

#Saynotosexbeforemarriage

Oga/madam. Kindly shut dt self-righteous, stinking a**hole dt u call a mouth. Hw does it concern u if som1 decides 2 sleep wt anoda person? Is it ur organ she's using? D fact u r a frigid prude is nt sufficient reason 2 spew trash & bring anoda person down or allocate moral superiority 2 ur self simply because u chose nt hv $€x b4 marriage. FYI, a successful marriage transcends whether 1 abstain 4rm premarital $€x or nt because $£x is just 1 facet of marital lyf. D fact dt u seem 2 b uncomfortable discussing ur sexuality doesn't mean everyone shld b lyk u so stop whitewashing ur self.

Hotzik2:
adizik

Ds pic reminds me of D biblical story of Samson & Delilah. Dnt misquote me I no tlk say she b lyk Delilah o. Na just d scene depicted (cutting of hair) just made me tnk abt it . Anyway sha congrats sir.

Bollinger:
How has the prayers worked out for you so far? You are confusing hard work, and doing things things the right way with hoping things will be alright. When you pray, you are shirking your responsibilities. Everything wrong with Nigeria is Nigeria's own doing and no one else's. Nigerian's pray to get good leaders but most will vote based on greed and self interest. Everyone know's what the solution is but rather than roll up their sleeves to get to work in fixing it, they are on their knees praying. If i were God, do you think i would listen to people who knowingly do the wrong things but expect me to come help them out of the hole they dug for themselves? And blaming leaders for your woes is funny to say the least. Where do the leaders come from? Leaders come from the citizenry and not from the moon. Nigeria can never have good leaders because the citizenry as a whole are bad. Bad citizen = bad leaders.

Chop correct knuckle my broda!!! U r among D few dt speak d unadulterated truth. Even d bible says "b nt deceived; God is not mocked 4 wteva a man soweth, dt he wld reap" Until we begin 2 accept full responsibility 4 our woes in ds coun3, we wldnt move far. Most of D problems we face 2day r d consequences of bad decisions we (both d leaders & followers) made in d past. I wld keep on saying dt God isn't going 2 solve Nigeria's problems because he didn't create dem.

Op stop doing PR. Show us d real pics. D pics of dem beating, abusing & punishing unarmed civilians (or in their lingo "bloody civilians" ). Show d pics of dt FRSC officer who was blinded in 1 eye because he tried 2 intercede on behalf of a person dey were brutalizing. Show d video of Mr Sunday amayi, who was stripped of his dignity & beaten resoundingly by cadets of D Nigerian defense Academy (future commissioned officers) 4 no just cause oda dan going about his own business in his workplace. Do u know wt I found chilling abt dt video when I watched it? It was when 1 of D cadets said 2 Mr amayi when he started bleeding 4rm d beatings "ur blood is worth nothing". Those r d real pictures & face of D Nigerian military. Oppressors of D masses & abuse of human rights; dts d raison d'etre of D Nigerian military. Anyone who hates these aforementioned characters wld find it difficult 2 laud d Nigerian military.

PaulKillerman:
Hopeless girls, animals... Imagine them, satisfying a fucking cucumber when my d*ick is craving for that...

God punish them all...

Bros u too vex o!!!! Calm down u hear? E no bad reach dt level.