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If u hear d way my mama dey kpara because I bn tlk say I wan read agric science 4 skul. E b lyk say all 9ja parents dey read d same child rearing manual. "so u wnt 2 go & read farming in skul? Y don't u just go 2 D village & learn 4rm d real farmers?" & it always ended wt dt apocalyptic pronouncement "u wld nt get job".

EpicMaurice:
When will this kind of building get to nigeria......









Ans: when the rest of the world is already building floating houses

Neva, I hope... No b curse o. Wt d way buildings dey collapse 4 9ja, u wnt make we build ds kain thing? If somtn lyk ds collapse 4 9ja,hw many pple go survive? Hw long e go take dem NEMA 2 comot pple wey dey trapped under am? Abeg make we 1st dey build our 1 storey 2 storey buildings well.

C as Bobby & barca set. Ds 1 na torment 4 John Thomas whether she dey face us 2 xplain/dictate or if she face board dey write on top board. Imagine she come tell u 2 stand & ansa ques when ur flag dey fly 4 full mast.

kaen1317:
Everything and everywhere that money is to be made you find Dangote. The only thing left is for him to go into shiit mining

No worry! Im go soon enta dt 1 & im go blow. 1 reason I respect dangote is dt he tnks 4 himself. He doesn't follow trends. He sets dem. He's a pacesetter. B4 he had sugar refinery, who had it? We were busy importing sugar & meanwhile we had sugarcane in our own backyard dt we wld buy 4rm aboki, chew & spit out. He had d brain 2 successfully develop our local sugar refining. We had limestone in place lyk ewekoro & we were still importing cement. He was among D 1st 2 solve dt problem. Y wldnt he continue prospering? When he's constantly brainstorming 4 solutions 2 problems. Nw he's building a refinery 2 process our petroleum products. Soon he wld find way 2 convert our shiit into electricity. He is d Nigerian version of John Rockefeller.

waltinnovers:
As I started reading some comments, some people missed it and as I read on I found out that some wise ones have really hit the point.

All I need to say is that someone close to the governor should advice him to go apologize to the only living God and ask for mercy for blasphemy and standing on his way not to save is one.

Other people can fight and kill for their gods because their gods are weak just like Baal and dagun but our God is a consuming fire and He answers by fire, He can fight for Himself and for His people.

what happened is kaduna is a sign that God have heard the worship, praises, cry and prayers of His people over what El Rufai done on them.

God have just arose, He just stood up for war and when God stands up for war, it always start with earthquake like this within the area He has target.

God is also a merciful God, if I were the governor, I ask for mercy within 24hrs.

Generally, not one should try or challenge Almighty God because He is God

Dude if I were God ehn!, I wld regret givn u a brain cos u obviously r nt using it. So earth tremors r a sign of God's wrath? So because elrufai wants 2 regulate religious activities 2 forestall zealotry & fanaticism, God got angry & shook d earth. Where's d sense in dt? Wts d science & logic dt drives ds thought of urs? I wldnt be shocked if u happen 2 b a graduate or a master's or PhD holder. If yes, Dt shows hw f*ckd up our education sector is. If ur mind can't be liberated 4rm such hogwash & hocus-pocus, den wt separates u 4rm som1 who hasn't smelt d 4 corners of a classroom? (apart 4rm dt paper u call certificate). Read d comment abt hw previous warnings by scientists abt activities lyk borehole drilling, oil exploration etc causing tremors were left ignored & get emancipated 4rm ur mental slavery.

Eaa247:
Wat a pretty face ds OP has! Do u see wat I see?

Dude I concur. Those lips were built 4 passion.

E b lyk say God don stop 2 dey pity us 4 ds con3. Nw e b lyk say im go start dey gv us d treatment wey im dey gv oda pple wey dey Asia, America & Europe. God no gv us problem b4 bt na we we carry our hand gv ourselves problem. Abi na God cause problems lyk corruption, widespread poverty, underdevelopement, ethnic & religious bigotry etc? Nw e look lyk say im don lose im chill. Lyk play, we fit start dey xpernce disasters lyk wildfire, tsunami, hurricane, typhoon, heatwave etc wey dem dey get 4 obodo oyibo.

sathel:
a FOOL is a person who says their is no God...how dare u question his manners of wonders... Hmmn

& who made u God's spokesman or advocate? Everybody is entitled 2 his/her opinion wt out pple lyk u displaying Intolerance.

Wolexdey:
Where are those who worked for the good of the economy way back...Where are they today?

Get close to the Living GOD...JESUS is the way, truth and life

Dey are dead.... Lyk evry1 else in their tym, whether religious or oda wise. VALAR MORGHULIS men. All men must die. Death is no respecter of persons, status, age or religion. Wt I dnt support is pple using religion as an excuse nt 2 tnk rationally & make d world beta dan dey met it. D God dt created us gave us brains 2 tnk & solve our problems. He can't do 4 us wt we r supposed 2 do 4 ourselves. Let's start using it.

sathel:
Father have mercy on me...Give me a good wife that would make me serve u better

So u need a gud wyf 2 serve God beta? Beta start servn God nw d way u wnt 2 serve him when u r married. Everybody seems 2 b looking 4 d ryt man / woman 2 marry wt out trying 2 make sure dt dey r d ryt pple 2 get married 2. No magic metamorphosis shld b xpctd in marriage only a magnification of d personalities of d parties involved in it.

mhisbliss:
wisdom me likey

Deres more 4rm where dt came.

I don tlk am b4 say I dey available on contract 2 take care of anybody wey increase fuel price pass N200.

All I c r strong reasons y I shldnt b in a relationship. I hate complications, insecure pple piss d f*#k outta me, I dnt blv I own anybody & im nt ready 2 start following somebody around lyk say I b dem bingo. If na so all women b, na single (or f*#k frnds) things until a nigga's got enuf cash 4 baby mama or arranged marriage.

mhisbliss:
wao thats cool, but different strokes for different folks, it worked out for you doesn't mean same will happen to me, dont wanna take chances, i hate gambling

Nevertheless it's somtn u & I do every day. D only difference is dt u use somtn oda Dan money. Most tyms, we r caught in btw situations in which dere r a degree of D unknown & we hv 2 make decisions without 1st figuring out d unknown. Hw often hv u decided 2 go wt dt intuition within u when making key decisions? Gambling is part & parcel of lyf because living itself is a risky venture (eg 2 truly love som1, 1 has 2 risk being hurt emotionally when u open up 2 D person). We just have 2 learn hw 2 manage it & nt take foolish risks. Look around u! D entire world is 1 huge casino & numerous cards r being dealt & played, numerous dices r being rolled. D trick is knowing d when, hw & wt 2 risk (& more importantly d when, hw & wt nt 2 risk). Still, I accept & respect ur decision. I wish I cld get u 2 change ur mind bt d fact seems 2 b dt I cnt.

mhisbliss:
I'm comfortable with knowing you on nairaland not off nairaland

OK... Wld respect ur decision. BTW read ur diary. Keep writing.

thesicilian:
These are not prophecies, they are intelligent guesses based on information available all over the internet.
This is what a prophecy looks like: About this time next year, you'll be holding a son in your hands - Elijah to a barren woman with an old husband. And it happened exactly like that : the following year she had a male child. Specific, no room for doubts.

Na Elisha tlk dt 1. Anyway Sha I concur wt wetin u tlk. D day wey I go start dey blv these prophecies na d day 1 MOG go reveal d exact location of shekau & d chibok girls. Dem no dey read bible abt hw Elisha dey reveal all d things wey d king of Syria dey plot 4 im bedroom 2 D king of Israel? Na dt kain1 wey we dey call prophecy.

majekdom2:
and this is the only thing you can say . This is a man creating employment, adding value to the economy. He may seem exploitative but that's business as it is for you.

Meanwhile if his pastor buys private jet, he wld b 1 of D 1st 2 shower encomiums on his 'daddy' & if possible even avail himself 2 lick d excreta dt comes out 4rm his pastor's anus. Som1 who employs numerous pple is tryn 2 solve our problem of petroleum products importation & stop wastage of foreign exchange, he's criticizing. My own b say make God continue 2 dey bless dangote. Make im make im money pass everybody 4 Forbes list. Infact make im money pass Rockefeller own. I'm dey try 4 us gan. Na pple lyk ds we need 2 boku make 9ja improve no be dem tithe-demanding, non-taxpaying, private jet - buying pple wey go dey always tlk say "pray 4 Nigeria". Abeg we need more action & less tlk 4 ds con3.

D hustle is real!!! No more waste of space. Anytym d danfo stops immediately, D chair wld shift out of position. I just dey pity d guy wey dey sit on top am.

Nairalanders, people are not smiling in these hard economic times. I entered a bus (danfo) & saw this. If you see me trying to fight laughter..

mhisbliss:
theres no point communocating beyond this place, where would it lead? Friendship? I've more than a hundred plus friends that i avoid, dating? Am not single, acquaintances? Hell I'm acquainted enough already, it always leads to nowhere i assure you

U v raised valid concerns bt I shall attempt 2 counter dem.
1. No one can hv excess frnds. A gud frnd is worth more dan money & u know dt 1 can't hv too much money.
2. Dating I confess I hvnt thought dt far ahead. I dnt even know ur name & vice versa. I wnt 2 make ur acquaintance 1st b4 considering frndshp nt 2 tlk abt a relationship. U being in a relationship shldnt mean u stop mingling wt guys. Anyway d kinda relationships I go 4 r those built on solid frndshp, which cld take tym 2 build & a certain amount of chemistry, which neither parties can force. If I do get 2 dt bridge, I'd cross it. Just know dt my motive isnt 2 sabotage ur current relationship.
3. U can't generalize dt making my acquaintance wld lead nowhere. After all, Isn't dere a saying dt 2 every rule, deres an xcptn? Even if it leads nowhere, u hv nothing 2 lose by getting 2 know me.

MARKone:
They shouldn't be armed at all! No training, nothing at all, no professionalism. They should best be situated in raising alms, as in babiya Allah. Give them that silver 555 plate line them up on our major roads, while well meaning Nigerians drop 20, 20 naira inside their plate.

Since when hv I bn saying dt we need 2 #disarmroadsidepolice? Anytym I c dem wt guns, I'm usually afraid... & im nt a criminal.

mhisbliss:
seriously? Ok forget it

Sorry I can neither 4gt nor throw in the towel. Tenacity happens 2 b 1of my strong points. So abt communicating wt u beyond ds forum..... Y r u so adamant against it?

Cholls:
my brothers and sisters let us thank God it is not Will rather it is May.



Oga go and sidon somewhere joor you no be God.

Oga wake up!!!! It's nt God dt wld fix d Nigerian economy. We need 2 stop pushing all our responsibilities on God. God has done more dan enuf 4 us in Nigeria. It's tym we start doing our part. Sombdy is tryn 2 proffer solution 2 our problems & we dnt wnt 2 listen... SMH

mhisbliss:
Hehehehe every guy has thiz mindset why

Wt mindset exactly?

ehix89:
That Lady doesn't look a saint either...

Does dt gv d man license 2 chase her? A married man... Tufia. He's a bastard. He has no respect 4 himself, his wife or God. It's men lyk ds dt make women tnk all men r randy dogs.

mhisbliss:
not to be

Y I assure u I'm nt a psycho serial killer.... & im nt dt ugly (nt dt it matas) @ least let's get casually acquainted.

mhisbliss:
Intresting its exactly as i describe in one of my former threads, like yours now it's obvious you're not taking it as a profession thats how it should be

So abt reaching u..... 2 b or nt 2 b

mhisbliss:
wow you're really a gambler

I'm nt a professional gambler o! I just do it 4 fun nt 4 d purpose of Making money. Bt I hv certain rules abt my involvement in it.
1. Time: when I'm in skul, I dnt do it because I'm busy bt when I'm @ home & bored, I do.
2. Money involved: nothing above 1k. Wt I basically do is bet money I spend on trivialities lyk LA casera, credit, biscuit & try 2 win money 2 pay 4 things lyk data. So if I lose it, it ain't no biggy.
3. Limit: I keep a mental note on d net amnt I put in2 it & hw much I get outta it. 1ce it surpasses 1k-2k in d red, I'm out.
BTW, is dere a way I can reach u? I lyk d way u write & u seem interesting.

mhisbliss:
how do you know a good gambler

1. Discipline in knowing when 2 quit.
2. Good Instincts
3. Uncanny ability 2 deduce & analyze data
4. A gift 4 using past patterns 2 predict future 1s.
5. Luck (very needed)
Dnt get me wrong; I'm nt encouraging it. I'm just saying dt dere r a lot of shadier businesses dt r still applauded & respected eg d money market (stocks & shares) is a basically a well packaged gambling scheme. Pple who buy dem r basically betting dt d company dey pick does well so prices can increase so dt dey can resell 4 a higher price or increase their monetary worth. Or is it insurance dt deals wt risks & odds? IMO dts d biggest scam of all. As xplaind 2 me by Mrs ololade (my jss 2 business studies teacher), insurance goes thus; a person wants 2 insure somtn (house, car, business, his/her lyf), he/she goes 2 D company, D company analyzes d risk involved in insuring dt property & gvs an amount dt wld b periodically paid (premium), D higher d risk, D higher d premium. D person pays d premium faithfully so dt in event of loss or damage 2 dt property, he is reimbursed nt wt d current Worth of dt property bt its cost @ d tym of insurance (I tnk lyf assurance is an xcptn 2 ds). Note dt loss or damage 2 dt property during d event of premium default by d insured leads 2 non reimbursement by d insurer irrespective of prior payments. So basically d insurer is betting dt loss or damage wldnt happen 2 D property & is getting paid 4 it while D insured is supposed 2 protect his property 4rm loss or damage (which is also guarding d insurer's interest) & paying 4 somtn dt has lesser odds of occurrence (eg out d millions of cars dt r currently plying d road in Nigeria, I'm sure nt up 100k r involved in mishaps lyk theft, accidents & so on annually. Wt dt means is d insured is paying in d eventuality dt an event dt has a 1/10 chance occurs meanwhile d insurer is raking in money because 9 out of ten tyms, he's ryt. Is dt 1 nt rigged gambling? @ least @ nairabet, I get 2 choose which side 2 gamble on.

mhisbliss:
the word if makes it look like you're not sure it put food on the table, that means gambling is not the way to go

Sure it is a mata of high risk & probability so 1 has 2 b aware of these risks & nt go overboard eg using money earmarked 4 important things lyk skul fees, rent money, loans, oda pple's money etc 2 gamble. Nt everybody is meant 2 gamble. It's meant 4 very disciplined pple. Pple who wld set a limit 2 hw much dey wld lose & walk away when dey reach dt limit.
BTW I cnt c ur face in ur profile pic. Do u mind posting 1 where ur face is visible? Tnx.

mhisbliss:
its good please gamble yourselves to oblivion

Of cos, I wldnt do dt. I'm just stating wt I c 2 b facts devoid of sentimentality, stereotypes & stigmatization. D fact is dt pple gamble (since d age of tym) so deres a demand 4 gambling agencies. D fact dt some pple go overboard isn't d fault of d agent or agency. A good gambler know when 2 quit & cut his losses.

mhisbliss:
what if your father bets full time without any other job, honestly will u be proud of him?

If it puts food on d table, pays d bill & keeps d wolf @ d door, then a capital YES.