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CHAI c lie lie. 20m 4 sperm As per say na Albert Einstein or Aliko Dangote jnr im sperm go born abi?

Abeg make dem stop all ds gragra do dem work. A national manhunt shld b undertaken. D identities & pictures of D captured students shld b made available 2 D public. A 360 degrees radius shld b established vis a vis d tym d crime occurred & d various commands shld b put on high alert 2 b on d lookout 4 those students. Nw is d tym 2 use those roadblocks mounted 2 collect roger 4 somtn useful. Start questioning witnesses 4 clues & signs of anomalies noticed @ d scene of D crime. 4 God's sake, 9ja police una no dey watch CSI?

Kachikwu, Kachikwu, Kachikwu hw many tyms I call u? Oya kuku carry ur leg go ghana do apprenticeship 4 dem minister of petroleum make im teach u work so u go sabi do minister work well.

GenBuhari:
You got this history you wrote from history books abi?

Who wrote the history books? The white man!

If Hitler had won the second world war, he would have written that period of history.
Do you think the genocide against the Jews would be represented truthly in history books written by Hitler?
The deaths of Jews may have been blamed on the Jews themselves.

since u said d white man lied I those history books, which 1s r d truthful documentation of d events dt occurred in our continent b4 d coming of d white man? myths & legends dnt count (only a fool wld blv @ ds age & tym wld blv dt oduduwa descended 4rm d sky wt a horn of earth, a chicken & a grain of corn). Oral tradition is also nt reliable. So pls wt solid evidence do u hv 2 tender dt d white man lied & distorted history? None. U r just white washing d truth because it isn't in ur favour.

ogwumgbe:
I don't know why God hates us so much to have allowed devils and demons to rule Nigeria. The youth are also ass holes since they don't want challenge these devils and put a stop to their unrepentant raping of our economy. People revolted in Egypt and their prime minister Mubarak was sent out, it happened in Morocco and many Arab countries known then as Arab spring. But Nigerian youths are just pussies

because d youths r ill prepared 2 step in & lead. Dey r no beta dan d elderly. Dey hvnt bn trained 2 tnk 4 demselves. 4rm childhood, dey r taught 2 accept wteva an older person tells dem wt out critically questioning it. Dey r no beta Dan d sheep portrayed in George Orwell's "animal farm" dt blindly follow d guidance of D pigs mindlessly bleating & repeating wteva dey r ordered 2. D youth has 2 start deliberating on tenets our nation shld b built upon, hw d numerous problems in our coun3 can b solved etc.

GenBuhari:
The white man miseducated you.

Guess who wrote the history books that told you are great and noble ancestors were so dumb they exchanged their people for mirrors and alcohol? Yes the white man wrote the history you have blindly accepted.

The white man is virtually 100% to blame for all our problems in Africa.

I cannot allow blind sentiments or a false sense of loyalty becloud my reasoning. So u tnk d white man came en masse & enslaved Africans entirely on their own wt out African leaders assisting dem? Africa in those days was nicknamed d graveyard of D white man. Our climate was too harsh 4 d average white man & cld inflict sunstroke on a white man. D white man's immune system was too weak 2 withstand diseases lyk malaria, dengue fever, yellow fever etc dt an average African was used 2. D vegetations (especially d rainforest & mangrove swamps) were very difficult 4 Dem 2 penetrate so d few whites dt were present were mostly located in d coastal areas. African leaders were d 1s who sent native slavers 2 capture pple in d hinterlands & bring dem 2 D coast where dey were exchanged 4 things lyk guns, gunpowder, rum, clothing, mirrors etc. We wld neva progress until we recognize dt while d white man has a hand in our previous problems, we r d current architects of of our present misfortunes. Is Africa d only place d white man colonized? No. They colonized d Americas, parts of Asia, Australia & yet hw many places r as bad as Africa? Do u know dt majority of Australians r descendants of hardened criminals banished 4rm Britain on d pain of death shld dey dey return? If d descendants of criminals cld make their coun3s work fyn, wt valid excuse do we hv 2 nt dev our continent? As 4 accusing d white man of distorting history, ur hatred or dislike 4 him shldnt make u deny his ingenuity & represent facts wt a certain degree of candor (albeit imperfectly). Men lyk jaja of opobo, D itshekiri merchant prince Nana etc were all involved in slave trade. Jaja himself was a slave captured 4rm present day imo state bt instead of being sold 2 D white man was bought & made a member of D great pepple trading house. Even when William Wilberforce was able 2 spearhead d abolition of slave trade in British colonies, dey didn't wnt 2 stop. Dey kept on dealing in slaves wt d Americans, Portuguese etc until d British had 2 send ships 2 patrol d Atlantic Ocean in search of offenders. Our very own Samuel ajayi Crowther was 1 of d pple saved by ds move. If d white man distorted history, y didn't he absolve himself of all d blame of d slavery, colonization, exploitation & discrimination we find chronicled in history or beta still erase it?

LaurelP:
Nobody is ever ugly...they are just broke

Dude i no concur. U neva c pple lyk gbemi olateru-olagbegi, seal, segun arinze, sagna, gervinho etc b4? Those 1s na only d blood of Jesus Christ fit wash away their ugliness.

finestcholatey:
I am planning my wedding with the love of my life , and he just made it known to me that he can't father a child , so I don't know if I should go ahead with the wedding , or call it quit with him, I need advice

Sista no offense bt wt u just said, dt dude is wicked. He didn't tell u when u pple were dating casually, he didn't tell u when things got serious, he didn't tell u b4 he opened his mouth 2 propose 2 u. It was when u hv started planning d wedding dt he suddenly rmbrd somtn ds important. he's nw tryn 2 manipulate ur emotions because he knows dt it wld b hard 4 u 2 call things off nw dt u hv started planning d wedding. Ds is a red flag dt shld make u question seriously whether u wnt 2 spend d rest of your life wt ds kind of person. Only u can decide dt. Anyway it is obvious dt he has 2 c a medical specialist in infertility treatment. In fact, follow him 2 all those places & find out personally if his condition is 1 dt can be remedied. Pls make sure dt he's treated successfully b4 marrying him. Shift ur wedding plans if u hv 2. If it's sometn beyond medical science, u hv 2 decide whether u can live d rest of ur lyf wt out biological children. U hv 2 decide if u wld b satisfied wt adoption or even (ds is extreme) being impregnated by anoda man. Those r d choices available 2 u. Choose carefully cos u wld bear d consequences squarely.

magicminister:
I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL THAT DEMOCRACY IS NOT REALLY WHAT NIGERIA NEEDS NOW.
WE NEED A MILITARY GOVERNMENT THAT HAS THE PEOPLE AT HEART.
IN ORDER TO DESTROY THE HOLD OF THE CABAL ON THIS COUNTRY, WE NEED SOMEONE WITH A GREAT DEGREE OF POWER AND MILITARY MIGHT.

Really It seems u weren't born during d yrs of military rule in ds coun3 or maybe u were too young 2 rmbr. Those were d dark years, where govt-sanctioned assassinations wt killer squads were commonplace, where any little criticism of d govt led 2 abduction (arrest), detention in black sites & torture, somtyms extra judicial executions. D great gani fawhemmi was a victim of such. His cell was pumped wt toxic gases dt no doubt had a hand in his failing health in later yrs. U r askn 4 d return of a tym where laws were made by decrees of D head of state, who had absolute authority & Cldnt b questioned or held accountable,; wteva he lyk became law, where coups & counter coups were viewed as a normal event. When 1 moment, u wld b watchn or listening 2 a programme on d TV or radio when suddenly dere wld be static followed by martial music signaling dt a coup was in motion. U wld wait wt bated breaths & full of suspense whilst wondering abt d welfare of ur frnds & loved 1s praying dt dey weren't within d vicinity in which d coup was being carried out when suddenly u hear a voice 4rm d TV/radio set greeting u thus "fellow Nigerians..." ds cld either b d voice of d chief coup plotter annoucing d overthrow of D previous govt (accusing it of numerous crimes & offences) , sacking all top officers of D public services & promising 2 bring abt d desired change 2 make our coun3 great or d voice of D incumbent head of state announcing d failure of D coup plotters (referred 2 most tyms as criminals or traitors) 2 overthrow d present govt. Irrespective of which party speaks, it inevitably ends wt d imposition of an immediate curfew. U r askn us 2 return 2 a tym where trials were just formalities & d guilt or innocence (mostly guilt) of D accused was already decided b4 d trial began, Where d accused party was denied d ryt of fair hearing, Where appeal of judgment wasn't allowed & most crimes carried d death sentence (usually by firing squad), an age where public executions were a thing of spectacle dt were censored G (general), where children were allowed 2 watch real life graphic scenes of humans impaled wt hails of bullets amidst cheers by d gathered crowd. Pls if u truly love ds coun3, don't wish such a heinous evil upon us. Most of D ills we r currently facing in ds coun3 can be traced 2 military rule. IMO, D worst form of democracy is beta Dan d best form of military rule.

CHAI!!! C as unnecessary lyf loss occurred. In ds situation, "if only" wld b their song of lamentation. If only d guy had just allowed d electrician fix d wahala, if only d woman hadn't hlpd d guy, if only an average Nigerian was knowledgeable in first aid, if only we had functional, reliable emergency health services in Nigeria, if only.... Maybe she was still b alive 2day.

GenBuhari:
I keep saying it. Africa can never advance until we cut all ties with the white man.
The white is to blame for all Africa problems.

Blame game it may be, but it is a simple truth.

Kemi is one of my top 2 favourite ministers. She is courageous to say truth even if you means being critical of the Western countries. This is not the first time she made such comments.

PMB made a great decision in appointing her to the Finance ministry.

Keep on blaming oyibo instead of D evil leaders we hv always bn afflicted wt. Blame d foolish kings & Chiefs dt workd hand in glove wt d white explorers 2 sell their pple as slaves in xchange 4 mirrors, bottles of rum, hats, walking stick etc wt out asking y d white man wasn't selling his own pple back. Blame d leaders who hvnt still changed their stripes. Blame d leaders who were engaging in coups, counter coups, genocides, ethnic & religious cleansing when d white man was labouring 2 make his own coun3 beta. Blame d leaders who turned & still turn a blind eye 2 d activities of nefarious foreign businessmen as dey rape, pillage, pollute & exploit their economies in return 4 kickbacks & bribes, who allow the white man run amok doing wt he can't do in his own land here. Blame those kleptomanic leaders who rob their nations blind & carry their loot 2 stash in d white man's land wt out questioning demselves y d white doesn't steal 4rm his pple & keep d wealth in his coun3. Blame d leaders wt chronic hamartias of hubris & overblown egos whilst among their own pple bt in d white man's land bcom sniveling, groveling sycophants ready 2 engage in self-abasement & ingratiation even wt out being given d go ahead by their white masters, D leaders who strut d departure lounges of our airports lyk peacocks bt scurry in d arrival lounges of d white man's airport lyk timid rats, ready 2 postrate 2 greet d cleaners dere. Those r d pple 2 blame. D white man is only being smart by taking advantage of D inconsideration & selfishness of our leaders. As my mother says "if u act lyk monkey, no vex when pple start dey throw u banana". Wld u blame Jacob in d bible 4 collecting Esau's birthright? No, blame Esau who was so foolish dt he wld sell his entire birthright 4 a mess of pottage. Dts wt our leaders continuously do. Dey sell our entire birthrights 4 messes of pottage.

Nigerians r so weak-minded. Dey blv d most unbelievable & feeblest tales dt humans imbued wt commonsense wld laff @. C pple thronging afta ds charlatan. Pple wey dey hype signs & wonders shld go & watch "nw u c me". When wt seems impossible is xplaind, u wld realize dt a lot of wt pple attribute 2 supernatural forces r actually natural occurring event or r staged by very intelligent pple.

MARKone:
Lol no be chilaka be this, the man wey dey raise dead peeps

Dude Google tetradotoxin. It's a substance derived 4rm d ovaries of D Japanese puff fish (fugu). It can b used 2 temporarily induce a death-lyk state in humans. I'm sure dt dere r more substances dt can hv d same effect on humans. Imagine wt some fake MOGs cld do wt such substances.

VomeSchakleton:
Hey even skets have standards you know.

So u need standards 2 shake d hands of som1 trying 2 greet u A common form of greeting & a show of courtesy is wt u r bringing standards in2. Dude can u hear ur self? U blv dt wt u said is a valid reason 2 eschew etiquette & exhibit rudeness? SMH. Some warped, twisted mentality dt is.

foody:
I wish you guys the best. and pls bring the cup back home. Of course bring it back to Nigeria.

#ThatAwkwardMoment, when some girls act lyk dey understand football cos dey wnt 2 feel lyk 1 of d boys. Sweetheart, dey r nt playing 4 a cup yet. Dey r playing 2 qualify so dt dey can play 4 d cup 2 yrs 4rm nw.

VomeSchakleton:
She was being polite mate. She didn't want to hurt your feelings.

As per all knowing principality u is nw? Dude, she was just bein a pretentious person. Ds was during d day b4 ebola so it wasn't lyk she was being health-conscious. Besides it wasn't lyk I was dressed in rags & hadn't had my bath. Ordinary handshake dts a common form of greeting!!!! She was trying 2 do Oju aiye meanwhile she was doing worse under d cover of darkness. D hypocritical girl. A lot of dem were lyk dt in skul. Rocking hijab & forming holy meanwhile na dem do bad things pass, na dem knack pass, na dem do abortion pass etc.

VomeSchakleton:
Have you thought maybe she just didn't want to touch you because she found you disgusting?

maybe bt if she did, y did she use her religion 2 lie? It's nt a crime 2 dis lyk someone. I dnt blv in jumping thru hoops 2 make pple lyk me. If dey do lyk me, good if nt, nt bad. BTW if ur intention is 2 rile me up wt ds post, kindly realize dt it's an exercise in futility. Such crass mentality is something I've long transcended. Hence dnt mistake my literal reply as d reasoning of a simpleton.

Some pple & hypocrisy ehn r lyk white rice and stew. Is dt nt hw during my undergrad days (100 L), i tried shaking 1 hijabite in my class. Imagine d shock when she hung my hand & rudely said her religion doesnt permit her 2 shake males (she called it haram). Ds wasn't d 1st Muslim girl I've met or tried 2 shake b4 bt dt was d 1st tym I heard such garbage. As God wld hv it, nt too long afta dt, I was in night class & decided 2 stroll around to drive sleep away 4rm my eyes. As I was passing around hostel, I saw ds same girl hugging 1 guy in 1 Koro. Trust me nw. I greeted her & went my way smiling @ her hypocrisy. I neva tried speaking wt her again. Tell me in hug or handshake, which 1 haram pass?

APCsupporter:
I expected these foul words from you. Its a sign of defeat.

The word "beget" says it all. I won't waste my time

Beget (verb) meaning
To cause; to produce.
To procreate; to father (rarely: to mother); to get with child.
(UK) To happen to; befall.
Pls where was it mentioned dt copulation was a must, u ignorant twit (or T W A T)? Eg I can father a child by being a donor @ a sperm bank wt out hvn 2 bed d woman, who did u sleep wt nw 2 beget ds dumb crap u r posting on NL? I honestly don't blame u. I blame d rickety, sub-mediocre education u received in d North. No wonder ur region is labeled educationally disadvantaged (AKA d R E T A R D S of d Nigerian educational sector).

APCsupporter:
I don't care about sadau's ban or whatever. You people should learn to mind your businesses. What you think is right in your side doesn't mean we should accept it too. Its our culture take it or leave it and we see what she did as immoral. The ban was unfair but it doesn't make what she did right. Ali nuhu, sadau, in fact all of them are fools that should be banned for insulting our culture. No big deal. You people can continue showing your nudity in public since you deem it right but for us, its a NO case

Oga if u dnt wnt 2 c unclothedness, cover ur eyes or beta still pluck it out. Then u can bcom lyk those many northern dregs dt populate d Streets of ds coun3 begging 4 alms. U r telling us 2 mind our business meanwhile u r nt minding urs. Even if som1 decides 2 act or dress indecently, wt is ur business? Is it nt d person's body? Is it going 2 inflict polio on u pple if u mind ur business & leave d person alone (my bad; u guys already hv polio in d North). D best u shld do is advise d person & leave d rest 2 God or did God personally appoint u 2 b his advocate or fight 4 him? D God dts keeping quiet is no fool & is capable of running his affairs so stop being a self-appointed, self-righteous, judgemental prick. U & ur misogynistic, barbaric 'culture' dt supports d harassment of a woman who did nothing wrong or indecent can go & gobble a handful of cyanide pills. D world wld b Nirvana wt out u & ur 'culture'. (drops mic).

queenkhadija:
I tell you this issue puzzles me. I watched the video expecting to see some bollywood style romancing, all i saw was her hugging him from behind and holding his hand. In my opinion the expulsion was unwarranted. I mean i have watched movies where Ali Nuhu acted drunk and was romanced by half naked girls. I have a watched a music video where Sani Danja was gyrating with a girl who had her cleavage all over the place, who was wearing a short gown and dancing suggestively all over him. He posted the video recently on his instagram account yet not a word from anybody. Somehow the Censors board overlook this. What about Classiq the owner of the video? Nobody is talking about him, almost like he does not exist.

Why are they singling her out for doing nothing especially in comparison to the above examples?

And then some people are saying they want to flog her, some people are saying she will be killed while quoting the hadith. If you come around again and say islam is the religion of peace, do you think anyone will answer you? Bad ambassadors. Very very Bad ambassadors of islam that is what you all are.

APCsupporter
jaafree
DrRasheed
Xplicitgdk
yakamata
sheddy03
Realsufi
Aliy996
HalimaSadiya

Sista God bless u. It's pple lyk u dt make non-Muslims realize dt Islam isn't d problem. Fanaticism is. Pple need 2 stop using religion as a cover & excuse 4 d evils dey perpetuate on their fellow man.

APCsupporter:
Did yahweh not have sex with a mere mortal, his daughter mary? What a big pedophile. A whole god oo!

It's pple lyk u dt make pple tnk dt muslims r evil & refer 2 u as terrorists. So an almighty God who was able 2 create evrytn out of nothing needs 2 hv $£x b4 He cld b reincarnated in2 human form. Even we ordinary humans hv devised means of procreation wt out intercours (IVF, surrogacy, cloning etc). Hw much more an omnipotent God? Som1 d bible said called things dt didn't exist in2 existence. Where in d bible was it mentioned dt dere was carnal Union btw God & Mary u sick fanatic? Stop using ur religion 2 camouflage ur psychotic persona, u pervert.

2 each man/woman his/her own. As 4 me sha, live in lover is a must because pple can pretend. I must c evrytn, D gud, D bad, D ugly b4 I marry & know dt I can put up wt dem. I no fit enta marriage make 1 woman kpakay me sharp sharp go meet my ancestors b4 my tym. I've heard marriages dt had serious problems over mundane things lyk where d couple press d toothpaste tube (bottom vs middle), 2 reuse/throw away oil used in frying, leaving electronics on, sleeping habits & arrangements & oda minute details dt wld hv bn solved had dey lived 2geda b4 marriage. @ least 3 months of living 2geda 4 me. Living 2geda gives both parties d idea of wt it really entails 2 b part of each odas lives. It is very easy 2 hide bad behavior 4rm som1 u r nt living wt bt extremely difficult 2 do such when u r living 2geda. Afta somtym, D pretending party is likely 2 slip up & show his/her true color. As a guy, I must c hw d face of my future wife looks wt out makeup & when she's just waking up. All those female packaging & wash must b laid bare & I need 2 c her as she really is (physically, psychologically etc). I need 2 find out if we r truly compatible nt based on wt she tells me or shows when we hang out. Also d $€x has 2 b on point. We need 2 ascertain dt our $equal drives r in sync. Nt dt 1 of us wt a higher libido wld start feeling $£xually frustrated. If things dnt work out, we go our separate ways. Isn't dt beta dan getting married & finding out things dt shld hv bn discovered during courtship.

Birniwa:
Because Muslims have respect for their religion and culture, unlike other faithfuls.

Does dt religion & culture include pedophilia & fanaticism? Does it include d stripping of freewill & choice of lyf style a human is entitled 2? If yes, den dere is somtn seriously wrong wt dt religion & culture & we all need 2 b wary of it & combat it.

BlackAfrican:
I am tempted to insult you but I'll just let it slide.


If you have a laptop plus an android phone plus A GOOD BRAIN, I'll show you how to make $$$$ from freelancing. I learnt here on nairaland.

Kindly hook me up sir. I really need something to do. Please assist me.

Goddys:
I have learnt from all of your contributions... I think I will continue in my career path. Nothing can be so dignifying than being a lawyer.
With time and by God's grace, I will reap the benefits of the calling.

Dude tnk am well. My sista wey go law skul dey do legal work 4 10-20k. No oyibo tlk say "a bird in hand is worth 2 do n d bush". Guy!!! U Sabi hw many lawyers dey earn pittance 4 ds coun3? My broda if u get chance 2 comot ds place, do am sharp sharp. Shey na 2 dey ansa barrister dey hungry u? When u dey get dough, come back do law skul or u fit even skul over dere. My papa age mate dey go law skul so no b somtn wey dey time bound. Bt if na somtn of passion, u fit go law skul bt abeg gv me dt ur guy contact. I dey ready 2 grab ds chance wt evrytn I get.

Op has evry ryt 2 feel aggrieved by his wife's action. She lied 2 him & deceived him 4 yrs until she was caught in d lie. If she had confessed, it wld hv bn beta bt she still refuses 2 come clean claiming dt an error was made on her certificate. Dt smacks of incorrigibility. Even her family too r accomplices because no one told d guy d truth (dey can't claim 2 b ignorant of d man's age). Dt erodes d foundation of trust a good marriage is supposed 2 b built upon. He wld find it hard 2 blv anything she tells him again. If I were 2 b d 1,i wld even start doubting oda aspects of our marriage such as her fidelity, d paternity of our children etc. U cnt tell him 2 just ignore it & move on. Dnt get me wrong, I'm nt encouraging him 2 divorce his wife bt he shldnt sweep d mata under d carpet. He has 2 figure out if she's nt hiding oda more sordid, seedier details abt herself pertaining to their marriage. She has 2 come clean totally. Bt women can lie ehn. Shey I no ask God 2 send female angel 4 me 2 marry?

Na 1 judge 4 court order EFCC 2 gv am back. D corruption 4 9ja judiciary strong. E b lyk say dem roger d guy. EFCC no willingly free am. Dem gats obey court order
http://punchng.com/ex-gov-sylva-reclaims-48-houses-efcc/

adeokunade:
Chai me wey lyk fat Pomo well well, but what is d health implication of using enbalming fluid. Does it mean that whoever eat out of the pomo go dey feel lyk dead person

No bt d chemicals used in embalming r toxic (just inhalation of formaldehyde is injurious 2 D respiratory tract & irritates d eyes thereby blurring vision). Imagine if it's nw consumed.

AlPeter:
This is the problem with Nigeria, so you expect a thief to come and tell you that he stole? Bro, think straight. Any body with half a functioning brain wil come out clean. No wonder Tinubu, and co are still free and all you can do is wail. Not everyone is a dumbo like Patience Jonathan. If you want Burutai, Investigate.

Na True u tlk o! We need 2 launch d offensive against corrupt pple & shldnt wait 4 Dem 2 come & xplain bt u know an accused person shld hv d ryt 2 fair hearing. @ least dey shld b gvn a chance 2 xplain demselves even if dey wld lie. D job of D EFCC is nw 2 find d holes in those stories & reveal inconsistencies via evidence of illegality.

kyrios:
he declared it na wetin una want again

Make im come explain hw im c d money 2 buy such luxurious properties. Na 4rm im salary or 4rm legal business or im inherit am or na gift? If na gift, who gv am? Shey no b grease 4 im palm? Is d salary he collects enuf 2 acquire such choice properties? If im no get satisfactory answer 2 these ques, then we go Sabi say yeye dey smell. Need I remind u dt he 1ce served as chief procurement officer in Jonathan’s tenure so hw r we sure he didn't misappropriate money 4 arms?