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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 400 Yahoo Boys And Girls In 3 Months ― Bawa by GeneralPula: 9:59am On Apr 02, 2021
People wey go suffer ham are;

Banks
Hotels
Restaurant/eateries
Hoes
Romance › Re: Have You Been Faithful In All Your Relationships? by GeneralPula: 12:43am On Apr 02, 2021
Like this, a lady I met on coded runs to hookup with lately is getting married tomorrow..

Her profile still dey coded runs like this..

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Education › Re: How Nigerians Are Getting Teaching Jobs In UAE by GeneralPula: 10:45pm On Apr 01, 2021
Which teaching jobs are Nigerians getting in Dubai?

What languages are they teaching?

Believe you’ll find job aside prostitution in Dubai at your own peril..
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Wants Nigerians To Follow Nigerian Celebrities by GeneralPula: 10:07pm On Apr 01, 2021
Don jazzy should better restore Mavin lost glory..

He should cook a good beat & call on Dbang..

That “I too like woman guy” no get level jare..
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Rocks Stylish Native Wear Like A Teenage Star by GeneralPula: 9:34pm On Apr 01, 2021
ELgordo:
Ovoko!
Don, I hail oo..

You’re looking like all these native(Indians) America..

Super cool
Romance › Re: When A Lady Comes Over, How Do You Make Her Feel Comfortable And In The Mood? by GeneralPula: 9:03pm On Apr 01, 2021
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Food › Re: Inside Insane Diets Of Sport's Stars - From Junk Food, To Drinking Urine (Pics) by GeneralPula: 8:09pm On Apr 01, 2021
They’re fit to eat anything since they are used to exercise & walking out..

Same thing can’t be said about my people. Some naija men no dey even do exercise at all..
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: Why I Won’t Take COVID-19 Vaccine by GeneralPula: 5:11pm On Apr 01, 2021
A nurse told me that the vaccine is evil, but won’t start showing effect until after like 5years or so..
Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh Welcomes New Baby (Photo) by GeneralPula: 4:48pm On Apr 01, 2021
Keshy!!

Nah him dey fvck that Iyabo Ojos daughter back then..
Sports › Re: Erling Haaland's Agent, Mino Raiola & Father Arrive In Barcelona For Talks by GeneralPula: 4:17pm On Apr 01, 2021
Football is really loosing it gradually..

Gone are those days when players select teams to join based on passion, these days nah which club offer better price dem dey follow..

Then after a season or 2, dem go begin get problem..
Family › Re: Can You Ever Do This For Your Children? by GeneralPula: 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2021
Just say you want to introduce Robox..
Business › Re: Fire Guts Okobaba Sawmill Market. Lagos State Fire Service saves situation by GeneralPula: 1:07pm On Apr 01, 2021
But some kind evil people fit dey behind all these fire gut oo..
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is April Fool's Day All About? by GeneralPula: 11:02am On Apr 01, 2021
I don’t know, but all I know is Nigerian politicians have been fooling us since 600BC & they’re still fooling us up till now..
Celebrities › Re: Bukky Wright's Son, OJayy, Gifts Her 2021 Range Rover Velar On Her Birthday by GeneralPula: 10:54am On Apr 01, 2021
My likeness for Bukky Wright back then no be here oo..
Romance › Re: What's The Best Advice You'd Give Your Younger Self? by GeneralPula: 10:07am On Apr 01, 2021
Education is not the only legacy..

There is something called short cut to riches.
Politics › Re: Ebonyi: We’ll Not Spare Killer Herdsmen In South-east, South-south — IPOB by GeneralPula: 10:05am On Apr 01, 2021
They must attach SS sha..

Audio ESN
Politics › Re: Sheikh Gumi: Fulani Bandits Give Ansaru Terrorists 10 Days To Vacate The Bush by GeneralPula: 9:59am On Apr 01, 2021
Whoever is in the chain of when money is made available for defence, whoever benefits, wouldn’t want the problems to stop, because defence budget is unaccounted for. I found that the resistance is from where money is made available.”

Unaccounted for..

If I tell you that Boko haram is a scam, people won’t believe..

If I tell you that bandit is a scam, people won’t believe..

They’re just propanganda to keep milking the defense budget since its unaccounted for..

Example is the 1b$ arms deal during the previous government..
Romance › Re: My April Fool's Day Prank by GeneralPula: 9:57am On Apr 01, 2021
As for me, Rihanna is coming to my crib this weekend to give me Easter blew job..

She’s going to touch down soon..
Politics › Re: Ogbonnia Oko Enyim Resigns As Umahi's SSA Over Interference In His Family by GeneralPula: 9:18am On Apr 01, 2021
Its because of her puzzy..

Nothing else..
TV/Movies › Re: Anita Joseph, Her Colleagues Remove Their Wigs To Dance In '7 Rules Of Marriage' by GeneralPula: 9:17am On Apr 01, 2021
All I see her hookup girls..
TV/Movies › Re: Anita Joseph, Her Colleagues Remove Their Wigs To Dance In '7 Rules Of Marriage' by GeneralPula: 9:16am On Apr 01, 2021
Idiko1:
Why would the EFCC and CBN arrest anybody for what he\she does with hard earned money? Once the currency is in circulation, it cease the protective leverage it enjoyed under the custody of CBN.
If you try this in USA with dollar, ohh you can’t even try it..
Romance › Re: How Many Nigerian Women Can Do This (graphic Image) by GeneralPula: 8:39am On Apr 01, 2021
Maybe 0.2%..

So many of them are cowards..
Politics › Re: How Much Inflationary Pressure Do "Yahoo Boys" Heap On Nigerians? by GeneralPula: 7:51am On Apr 01, 2021
JAWBONE:
In my opinion, they have ruined the housing market in Lagos especially in Lekki and caused massive inflation there.
Yahoo boys are the reason why a Lekki landlord would charge 100k to short let a 3 bedroom house for a DAY. And also 750k for a self-contain a year. They can charge that because they know someone will pay. And most of the time it's g-boys.
In this case, should the blame be on yahoo boys? I doubt if you know that about 80% of houses in Lekki belongs to politicians & ex-politicians. They eat you while in government & still continue with the eating while out of government..

For example, a dealer is selling a particular car for 2m. Yahoo yahoo people approach and he immediately inflate price to 4m...Is it yahoo boys that’s suppose to take the blame? Why would the seller inflate the price?

Nigeria as a country is filled with notorious people. Any small avenue, they’ll do self-inflation on the product. In a sane country where Government regulate things, you can’t increase the price of a product because of certain customers of yours..

I used to say it that 95% of Nigerians will be worst than buhari if becomes president. We’re very cruel, less considerate & we have this attitude I don’t care attitude “ E no concern me as long as it favors me”..

Things will never get better until we Nigerian stand up for what we deserve..
Romance › Re: Married Woman Reveals She Pays $80/Hour To Hug A Professional Cuddler In US by GeneralPula: 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2021
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Romance › Re: Married Woman Reveals She Pays $80/Hour To Hug A Professional Cuddler In US by GeneralPula: 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2021
MejiLoyon:
I can't do this job.Small Cuddle my Aja one don gbera. Not my fault though. It has a mind of its own.
He’s dick wil surely rise too..

Just they will wear a tight boxers to hold the preeq, like the kind NIKE wey footballers dey wear..
Politics › Re: Disclaimer: Re - North Dominates Nigerian Army Recruitment by GeneralPula: 2:02pm On Mar 31, 2021
Well, the clarification is good..
Politics › Re: EndSARS: No Evidence That Soldiers Killed Anyone At Lekki Toll Gate - US by GeneralPula: 1:18pm On Mar 31, 2021
We know say nah propanganda but the kind of hatred living inside Flatinoz will make then believe anything as long as it’s Yoruba attached..

Shame on that Yam-legg DJ switch..
Science/Technology › Re: Budimir Buda Holds His Breath Underwater For 24 Minutes, Sets New World Record by GeneralPula: 8:44am On Mar 31, 2021
It may not be all Ijaw people, but I’ve heard about an Ijaw guy that stays under water for more than 45mins..
Romance › Re: If She Is 30 Yrs Old That Means She Has 12 Years Sexual Experience by GeneralPula:
Your stats so low for Naija 30year old girls, maybe you’re referring to lesotho girls..

In Nigeria, most naija girls at 30 years would have fvcked to the moon & back..

Uncountable fvcks..
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Female Internet Fraud Suspect In Delta State (Photo) by GeneralPula: 8:08pm On Mar 30, 2021
Is bitcoin now fully legalize for court to recognize?
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Davido Kissing Mya Yafai Go Viral by GeneralPula: 4:35pm On Mar 30, 2021
Make I just dey observe until davido confirms Whatsup..

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