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Romance › Re: Can You Be A Second Wife? by GeneralPula: 6:46pm On Apr 16, 2020
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Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Five More Coronavirus Patients by GeneralPula: 5:47pm On Apr 16, 2020
mrsfavour:
Is it same virus Trump is struggling with in the US ? We give God praise o.
Yes, the matter don worst gan for us
Health › Re: US Explores Possibility That Coronavirus Started In Chinese Lab, Not A Market. by GeneralPula: 1:09pm On Apr 16, 2020
Corona virus was a man made virus. It was released on purpose. They had intentions. Bad intentions!
Romance › Re: There Is Always One Guy That Fvck We Ladies Free- Beautiful Nigerian Lady Reveal by GeneralPula: 1:04pm On Apr 16, 2020
donbachi:
Growing up..my mother will use dat same groundnut oil to fry meat,fish,akara,potato and plantain...when the oil don settle,u go dey see all manners of particles for the bottom...she go later sey make we throway am,sey the oil don condemn....some of dis girls be like dat oil.
Lol
Nah the condemn oil some peoples head dey carry give them..
Romance › Re: Village Girl VS City Girl: Which Is Better For A Wife by GeneralPula: 1:02pm On Apr 16, 2020
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Reasons Why The Mordern Man Can't Last Long During Sex by GeneralPula: 12:43pm On Apr 16, 2020
undecided
Romance › Re: "How Can I Make A Guy Happy Without Sex" - Lady by GeneralPula: 12:30pm On Apr 16, 2020
By not complaining if he’s fuckingg else where.. undecided
Crime › Re: Woman Pours Pepper Into Her Maid's Private Part & Eyes In Ebonyi by GeneralPula: 11:58am On Apr 16, 2020
Imagine the wickedness this deadbeat Ma would have been committing since her younger days..

Flatinoz women & wickedness..
Crime › Re: Woman Bathes Neighbour With Hot Water In Lagos (photo) by GeneralPula: 10:27am On Apr 16, 2020
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Romance › Re: Experiences by GeneralPula:
Yes... Many years ago, I was at home alone. Parent traveled.. So there’s this my friend of mine that normally come spend night with me.. We’ll play Sega with Ps1 together.. Naso I proceed to check on ham about 7pm since it’s beside my house.

On getting there, he was watching a film together with his sisters, (4 girls.. friends with family friends) Shortly their Ma and Pa called that they’re heading to a vigil they should lock all doors and get to bed.

Story short, it happened that I had to spend the night there. There were just 2 rooms opened. Dude slept on couch and told me to go sleep in the room while the girls headed into the other room. After a while, 2 of the girls came that it’s not convenient in the other room. Truly I was on a big bed.

Now it’s me and 2 girls on a bed. At first I turn back at them but one of them said it’s not cool so I turned to face them..

As we sleeping on, I was feeling a light movement on my laps, thought it was an ant or something at first, until the light movement unzip me. I opened eye then closed. Re-open the left eye, before I know it.. Hands are on my Peniz, the other girl started kissing me.

Naso the one kissing me said they won’t fucckk me, just wanna play with my Peniz and probably to suck it. They both suckk it and we slept.

That day became one of the day I won’t ever forget!!

A Perv Girl can be very naughty more than a Perv Guy
Romance › Re: Experiences by GeneralPula: 9:44am On Apr 16, 2020
Bluezy13:
This thread will not be as interesting as I thought
Don’t give up too quick lol
Romance › Re: Is It Good To Marry Out Of Pity?please I Need Your Opinions by GeneralPula: 9:39am On Apr 16, 2020
undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Coronavirus Stimulus Cheques To Feature Trump's Signature by GeneralPula: 4:59am On Apr 16, 2020
cool
Family › Re: Order Of Importance Of The Women In A Man's Life by GeneralPula: 9:07pm On Apr 15, 2020
Love between a mother & a child.. Nothing else comes close.

Not all woman will grow to become a mother. You gotta give it to your mom always!
Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by GeneralPula: 8:29pm On Apr 15, 2020
Ayo081:
Grinded maizehuh
Yes. It’s use for making Gbegiri soup grin
Food › Re: Recommend N3k Soup That Will Last For 1 Week For A Family Of 12 by GeneralPula: 8:27pm On Apr 15, 2020
Damn! 10 children ahh! lipsrsealed
Health › Re: I Fall Sick Whenever My Hair Grows, What Could Be The Cause? by GeneralPula: 7:36pm On Apr 15, 2020
TalkTalkTwins:
Hello guys,

Good day everyone!

I just have a little problem, though it is not a problem except that I like my hair grown... haha!
Okay, whenever I let my hair grow to a particular stage, I fall sick. I mean, seriously sick that I can't stand up or walk.

I noticed it first in my 100L in school, since that was the first time I was opportune to let my hair grow so well. The sickness came midnight, and in the morning I rushed to get a cut and got fine without any medication.

The second time, I was in 200L. I got sick and called my mum to tell her I was going to return home for treatment, my hair was grown and I knew she'd complain about it and visited the barber first.

When I reached home same day, no medications, no treatments at all, I became very fine.

In my third year again, I let my hair grow. It was giving me signs that I'd soon get sick, and I ignored it. It came again midnight, and I couldn't sleep. Fever, headaches, stomach pains, legs were aching and I could barely see.

In the morning I rushed to the barber's shop, as early as 6 o'clock. I didn't even let him carve my hair... haha!

He just barbed me, I rushed home and fell on my bed. I didn't lock the doors, no bathing, nothing.
When I woke up, the sickness was mysteriously gone.

Now I'm confused because this is so abnormal.
I have only heard of people who had dreadlocks, and would get sick whenever they barb them. Why is my own so different? Worst surprise, I'm an identical twin but it doesn't happen to my brother.

Has anyone else had or heard of a similar case? What could be the solution? I have made tons of Google searches and yet no reasonable help at all.

I asked some people and they were telling me to ask my parents. my biological parents are no more around and I don't even know who else to ask...Lol
It’s something genetic bro.

No issue here..

The only time I feel headache is when my hair grows..

Cut your hair from time to time. It makes you look more cool, even!
Health › Re: CVID-19: Ogun State Government Sets Up Molecular Lab At OOUTH by GeneralPula: 6:13pm On Apr 15, 2020
cool
Foreign Affairs › Re: People Protest Against Lockdown In Ohio, USA (Video) by GeneralPula: 6:10pm On Apr 15, 2020
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SoNature:
These guys should be happy they have a government that pays them $1,200 per month to cushion the effect of the lockdown. I hear they want the government to make it $1200 every 2 weeks

I can authoritatively write that Americans who lost their jobs as a result of the lockdown will have their rents paid by the government.

Indeed, these Americans do not understand the value of what they have because they are still protesting. It's a shame!

They should come to Nigeria and see the fraud we have in this country in the name of government giving out audio palliatives
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$1,200 monthly kee yuh there.
Health › Re: 100 Chevron Employees Suspected Of Having Coronavirus Secretly Quarantined - SR by GeneralPula: 5:11pm On Apr 15, 2020
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Crime › Re: One Million Boys Write Lagos: We Will Cut Off Your Hands If You Don’t Keep Money by GeneralPula: 5:11pm On Apr 15, 2020
Collinsade369:
cool one million boys my foot..!
And that was how igondo boys finished them yesterday..!

Why did one million boys run yesterday nowhuh
Them for wait and see sad
Na our 1st square them face, one million boys japa cheesy
What if our hidden 2nd square came out yesterday cool
I knew it was a fake news
Kuddos..
Crime › Re: One Million Boys Write Lagos: We Will Cut Off Your Hands If You Don’t Keep Money by GeneralPula: 4:56pm On Apr 15, 2020
Expect more of these fake news in Circulation..
Crime › Re: Security Agencies Kill 18 Nigerians During Lockdown, More Than COVID-19 - NHRC by GeneralPula: 3:57pm On Apr 15, 2020
We need to start killing these con men called security back in return..

Kill 1 civilian
Civilian go kill 10!
sad
Romance › Re: After Reading "Last Fling Before Wedding Is Very Dangerous". by GeneralPula: 3:52pm On Apr 15, 2020
lipsrsealed
Crime › Re: INTERPOL Uncovers COVID-19 Face Masks FRAUD Destined For Nigerian Account by GeneralPula: 3:48pm On Apr 15, 2020
SweetCunt97:
As Corona wan kill all our client wey done old, na God we dey look.
grin
You self. Why all your client old? grin
Crime › Re: INTERPOL Uncovers COVID-19 Face Masks FRAUD Destined For Nigerian Account by GeneralPula: 3:41pm On Apr 15, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Na this Kinda pullout them E-money, Hushpuppy and Co dey cash in wey dem go use dey intimidate people. All these bmc guys are really hitting it hard. One done deal and yiu made.. No be love scam wey person eye go red like opolu just to convince one client.
Lol. Which one you dey do?
Tell me alone codedly...?
Crime › Re: INTERPOL Uncovers COVID-19 Face Masks FRAUD Destined For Nigerian Account by GeneralPula: 3:32pm On Apr 15, 2020
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Romance › Re: My Weed Experience by GeneralPula: 3:03pm On Apr 15, 2020
Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, grin grin .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, grin i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, embarassed guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) grin . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary grin , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them shocked who wan cast? grin that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing grin .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please embarassed colorado no be small pickin play oo embarassed embarassed
Lol. I no Dey Puff ham at all.
I get person wey puff co, naso him start to dey wash house grin
Romance › Re: My Weed Experience by GeneralPula: 3:02pm On Apr 15, 2020
grin

My regular smoke — Weed, Paw-paw. They’re natural plant. Never for once fumbled since I started smoking. I’ll only get high and Lay-low

You see em loud, CO etc nah no no for me. It ain’t for children. They ain’t a normal smoke. They’ve been Chemicalized! grin
Romance › Re: The Sex Discussions Here Is Much ,here Is 4Romance Not To Fvck by GeneralPula: 2:57pm On Apr 15, 2020
undecided
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Told Me That If She Have Enough Money She Will Not Marry. by GeneralPula: 2:55pm On Apr 15, 2020
Okay. There’s nothing wrong in being straight forward..
Romance › Re: ........... by GeneralPula: 2:07pm On Apr 15, 2020
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