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FuckEveryday:
It's relative...I don dey inside this surge for almost 25mins now without trip

Forget bolt surge , nah so so discount full am. I don do 2 long distance trips nah 700 and 800 I collect respectively. Trip wey suppose give me like 5k . I don on Indriver make I see better money collect.

IgiveLadiesBj:
Omo Uber drivers get money o. This na person 3 months salary via minimum wage. Is like I will start driving Uber. This my job done taya me

That one nah small thing, common PEF of 100k. When am planning to launch fleet of cars on Uber soon

CheerfulGiver:
This one alone commands respect from riders. No rider talks to you anyhow if you smell better than them.

Yeah. That's wassup !! I can attest to that

FuckEveryday:
My first trip on Wednesday, the lady opened my my Glovebox to bring out USB cord, naso she see my Gucci Pef, she put small on her palm and was like,

"So you guys are now making money like this, you're using original Gucci perfume"

I just laugh tell her say "Na God"

Perfume wey I kidnap from person wey just come back from the abroad, ABI na my 1month gross earning I go use buy pef

Smelling good give one kind confidence cus anywhere I enter, Wen I spray dis thing small, Naso I go dey bounce dey waka

Lol. Not only confidence bro, Smelling nice gives you favour before men and women, especially women. The kind favour and tips wey I don received because of my PEF no be small thing. I use Tom ford Orchid and Armani code, the combination of the 2 fragrance can make any girl go wet in your car . Abeg don't it twisted I no dey light oven inside car O!

80% of riders assumes Uber drivers smells body odour, , thats why most ladies sits at the back.

I have been able to correct that wrong impression with smelling nice and fresh like fresh Prince of Bel Air

mrjaydee:
You guys dey try.. I duff my hat for all the drivers here.

So I thot I could get back in the game (Bolt).

First trip on 1.8x surge to Vi ( I was like really? ) got to PU.

Me: I'm at your gate
Rider: (female) I'll be there shortly.
Omo, shortly turn to 30mins, I called her again cos I was busy watching F9 on my iPad. She no pick.
As I was about to drive out, Rider came out without any remorse or apology or greeting.

Rider: I'm in a hurry, drive fast.
Me: stepped out of my car, opened her door and politely said Get the Bleep out of my car.

Second trip,
From my area, to Ikota on 1.5x surge.

Me: I'm at your gate, only for me to see 2 Big speakers, turntable, engine and a duffle bag.

Rider: boss pls open your boot?
Me: I just look at the loads cancelled the trip.. I kuku off the App. I just go swimming for one hotel around my area.

I'm obviously a lazy driver.

Cheerfulgiver I'll be back in the "ember" months. I no get that kain patience again.

Omo, u guys dey try abeg.

You know your worth, come get balls at the same time, unlike other drivers.

Meanwhile Oga cheerful is busy packing all the money in Lagos State.

Gentlelife50:
Uche know wetin em dey do, you know last week salaries were paid, put fake surge and be slapping riders with promos to shut them up.

Few days before the surges disappeared, in the whatsapp group people were already lamenting how they will sit deep in the red Sea yet not request

Uche is a very badth guy, he knows how to do business. Ogbon omo Ibo

Gentlelife50:
Simple, surges and working longer hours.
Most of the screenshots come late in the night, it's clear.
Fews days ago I started work by 12 before 10 pm I grossed 20k, all within the island.
What happened was that I was just fortunate getting juicy trips and against traffic, just be ready to flog your car and your body you will see wonders.

. Nah dat kind your hustle I want, Softwork 12 -10pm no stress. 20k don enter pocket, I would not want to flog my body and Car.
I guess Cheerfulgiver may be seeing signs and wonders now cos he never post August earning

EmekaBlue:
End of his Career if he accepts

Arab money

is career is already ending small small, if I am Messi @ 34, I would go for the money. He has won every trophy in football nothing to proof again

Abeg who get Cheerfulgiver contact, I wan ask am how I go take net 900k this August

Messi is going back home, F.C Boca juniors of Argentina

FuckEveryday:

Omo the earnings dey tire me ni...Abi e get anoda Lagos wey we no know? This one no b drive smart Mata again biko

He drives in Lasgidi that's why he earns big money. Lagos and lasgidi are different.

CheerfulGiverr:
5k to go

The new G.O.A.T driver after Romeo

pope191:
Bolt gives more money, indrive comes with peace of mind. My view tho

Bolt gives more money on dashboard, The real cash is on Indriver

Felicity001:
Bolt should just forget about this their recent bonus structure for drivers its absolute nonsense! Can you imagine! 15% commission after 6trips and 6hrs online? What nonsense is this??! You'd noticed your total bonus after the usual 10trips of N2600 initially is only N300. Yet they're giving riders N1600, N1k, N800 and so on and so forth bonuses and drivers working morning till night are getting peanuts.

For some days now I can't count the numbers of riders I've been asked to collect N300 after a trip that lasted 35/45min... What nonsense is this!

Uber should better take advantage of this now

Go and get Indriver to boost your earnings. Suffer head is not a good thing brother

pope191:
Continue, when someone want to stay inside surge for 4 hours in 2 days without trip, nah like this e dey start. No service we don't render

Even the surge money no sure again, Bolt don cut am into pieces with discount. Once every where red, I sharply put on Indriver and take advantage of the pricing. If I do 3 - 5 good trips, 15k raw cash don enter my pocket. I don belefu, nah house straight. I can't be driving my expensive car for a very long hours and be collecting peanuts. That car will die untimely, with current inflation in the country spare parts prices can wreck someones bank accant

LilX:
Definitely will get there

Aspire to work smarter so that you can have enough to save. you will damage your car and your health.

kanuisagoat:
I have been asked ridiculous things ranging from iPhone chord to Bluetooth to Pin to chewing gum to Jerry can but the one that takes the cake was when a lady asked if I had a gas cylinder in the car.

I mean, why will I drive around with a gas cylinder

One even asked me if I have cream and powder inside car

iheartellah:
No kissing

he forgot to add no putting your legs on the dashboard, nah dat one dey vex me pass.

Guru1111:
Oga bring your mind come down...I get reach 500k nai I never fly out?

500k wey no even reach to buy airline ticket. Ode!

CheerfulGiver:
Great my guy. We can't drive morning and night for nothing.

I meant leaving money in bank. I hate cash. I don't carry more than 10k at a go. Before one bandit on eko bridge will make me piss for knicker

Ok

CheerfulGiver:
I prefer banks

you mean bank account balance? I withdrew this cash this week, it is my earning this week, its going into a foreign investment that will yield massive return in few years.
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Passive income is the future my brother, I no come this world come suffer.

shollywendy1:
Oya " approach pope or bishop and drop your tithe with them .

Pope or Bishop? That's a tough one. I rather give my tithe to Pope cos he ranks higher than Bishop

CheerfulGiver:
I drive my own car. And here's my current weekly earnings. I'll quote you again at the end of today

No police, no lastma, no mechanic, no repairs.

I only added a liter of engine oil cos I realized my oil was short just after 3000 miles from last service.

Look for another name to use for your analysis. I have broken all shackles.

My weekly earnings, We don't do dashboard we do bandles

BAZ001:
Lol at no 4.
I used it for one lousy girl

R. Oga where are you
M: good morning
R: good morning where are you
M: I don’t know ,
R: you don’t know? Use your map , look around you
Me: I can see cars and okada
R: what’s name of the street
M: I can’t see the name
R: ask people now, how can you say you don’t know
Me: madam d way u raising your voice seems you angry.
R: what do you mean
Me: I’m not going again can’t pick an angry woman
R; (like cold water poured on her ) I’m not angry now, my voice is like that.
Me: I’m sorry you are angry
(Heard from back ground her friends laughing)
R: msheewww cancel
I’m 100% sure she will arrange herself when talking to next driver.

. If to say u later do that trip, u for chop 1 star

Even Ogun State dey Red. It's tempting but I ain't working

BAZ001:
Just don’t bother to come to mainland like this.
Flood everywhere unless you won’t take rider into their streets. I can’t deal tomorrow is another day.

I will make 30k today and spend 45k next week for kazeem

u get sense. Nah your papa born you.

pope191:
Seeing him in that robe, just left me on d humble since morning, like! Is this for real? Life! Everything will truly eventually come to an end someday.

. Since I came back from work, nah Emmanuel TV I dey watch since afternoon. Omo TBJ touched lives and impacted the world. Helping the poor, widows, orphans, healing sick all over the world. Korea, Russia, peru, Colombia, U.S, Ecuador, singerpore etc. The presidents of nations invited and honoured him. I can't count how many national honour he got. No wonder other pastors in Nigeria criticise and ridiculed him, the envy was just too much. He was well known globally than other pastors in Nigeria. I don't think even Adeboye, Oyedepo and pastor Chris are well known globally like TB Joshua. For me, he is the only pastor I know that lived and practice the teachings of Jesus Christ with humility and kindness. May his soul Rest in peace.

CheerfulGiver:
Guess the hypocrite

So u expect me to come here and start posting my real earnings like u do. We code, we dont loud it.

We did all the posting during the time of Ifeanyi mark, Romeo, Ogunvic, and so on.

As man dey grow u drop some certain things for the boys

CheerfulGiver:
To shut them up forever, I'll keep posting till December.

Then I will keep posting continuous increase in my bank account not dashboard

CheerfulGiver:
My net worth is 16,000,000.

Do you want to keep doing this?

As long as u keep thrash talking and oppressing other drivers with your earnings. I dont mind.

CheerfulGiver:
You only just posted the amount I paid for rent and renovations and you think I should be impressed?

You're mad.

that's just my Zenith account for 3 months, if I come post UBA and GTb nko? Na Lagos lagoon u go end up.

Look young man, I am 5 years in this business. I have invested over ₦4milllion in landed properties at shimawa and ibeju and my net worth is about ₦10,000,000 at the moment.

My money and your money no be mate

Learn to respect Elders, they are miles ahead of u.

My GT account