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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 11:55am On Jul 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
You only just posted the amount I paid for rent and renovations and you think I should be impressed?

You're mad.
E dey pain u grin. I can smell it, grin. It's not by posting dashboard alone, but how much did u keep.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 11:51am On Jul 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
You must really think I'm stupid.
. Keep quiet when the real hustlers are talking
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 11:42am On Jul 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
You made less than 180,000

I made 199,300.

You must be mad to quote me with this nonsense.
Show your last 3 months Bank balance on earnings. This money was made in last 3 months March - July.

Show ur bank account Bitch Elede !!! grin

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 11:32am On Jul 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Now let's see what the moderators puskin naijacutie Dominique and FOD will do about this post.

Tunlapapa too.

Hypocrisy must be exposed. I've been banned for calling someone ode. Let's see what happens. Trap set. Let's see their agenda

They only report and ban my reply. I'm not replying this one. Let's see what happens
How about this mudafucker

Last week earning. Bolt + Indriver + offline= ₦ 220,000

We don't make noise, we hustle codedly

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 11:18am On Jul 08, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Congenital stupidity is inherent in many of you opining, and more so in the people liking your stupid posts. It takes a magnanimously stupid person to agree to an opinion that makes no sense.

Dru23 is a business man. He imports oil and cars for transportation business. If he's sponsoring a contest for selfish reasons he's right. All businesses on earth are not a charity. There's a reason why businesses are not a charity but I honestly don't expect you to understand that for reasons I mentioned a paragraph ago.

If one can organize a contest and manage to recruit only top drivers, it's a win win for his business... You say I'm naive for contesting, but you're the same idiot asking for terms and conditions from the same dru23 you're castigating for the same contest you're disparaging.

I'm working for money, and I'll take any opportunity that comes my way.

If contest prize is 500k, can you bet your worthless testicles that you won't partake, with the level of shameless hypocrisy you're displaying?
Ode! U no get sense walahi ! grin Na mere 30k challenge dey make u dey constitute nuisance all over the thread. Continue your stupidity. Like I said before u re just an immature slowpoke looking for cheap attention here. I am your grand pa in this business. We are not mate when it comes to earnings. Na thunder go fire your papa left Yansh for talking to a General like that. Idiotic Ignoranmus !!!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 9:59pm On Jul 07, 2021
chijioke17:
The aim of this thread has been totally and stupendously ran off track, it’s supposed to be about sharing experiences and not unnecessary bets and what have you, a lot of you just come here to prove rubbish. I really don’t care about those posting dash boards or earnings, that’s your business, and for those doing too 3 best earners, that’s also your cup of cake, but please let’s still maintain the sanity of this forum, the gbas gbos creates some level of fun in this room but it’s becoming too much. I always used to look forward to people’s daily experiences on the job here especially for those of us that aren’t so active on the job, but these days all I see are matured men bickering like kids who have lost their sweets. We also used to learn about car issues and all that from here, but the bickering chased off people that do give these advice and tips. Please let’s try and bring back the glory this thread used to have
My brother u spoke the naked truth. Blame it on Dru23, he is the Chief culprit of this yawu yawu bets and unnecessary post your earning challenge. He is sponsoring this for his selfish interest, and naive drivers like Cheerfulgiver will do anything to make sure he eats the carrot that Oga Dru is dangling at him
BusinessRe: ......... Show Your Dashboard Challenge........... by GeneralZodd(m): 8:57pm On Jul 07, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
And you must be high on pubic hair to post on the same thread.
grin grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 3:10pm On Jul 07, 2021
dru23:
https://www.nairaland.com/6637319/show-dashboard-challenge

1.. No duplicate dashboard or 1 dashboard per person
2. It has to be first 15 people to show dashboard..
3. This is 10 minutes challenge .. So for example if the contest starts at 3pm. You have till 310pm to submit ur dashboard

You can add your own ideas
Is account balance and physical cash on weekly earnings allowed? Cos me I don't do dashboard.
BusinessRe: ......... Show Your Dashboard Challenge........... by GeneralZodd(m): 3:00pm On Jul 07, 2021
Show wetin dashboard? Whoever created this thread must be high on cheap weed. grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 12:28pm On Jul 05, 2021
Slickleo:
And cheerfulgiver is dru23 according to @duke111
D money jst dy go round
Scammers ! grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 7:06pm On Jun 28, 2021
Mrtesso:
Someone is looking for civic. Have you seen the Acura EL?
They are similar in shape and design.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 7:03pm On Jun 28, 2021
Pearl1910:
If no be ur papa or brother they d force, military police go collect that banner, remove the sticker and if any military attire they dashboard, na guard room u dey go before u make any call. Don't say u weren't warned. Avoid military police...the soldiers with redcap...they will even arrest your uncle for giving u military banner.
Same military police wey dey salute me if I dey drive pass grin. Nothing dey happen bro.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 11:00pm On Jun 27, 2021
Felicity0001:
Lol... General you're not far fetch at all in all of your words. Transport business and police are like 5&6. Very true.

But that your No4 story never end o, did you later carry the guy back to his destination again? Did he apologise or what finally happened?

I'll load my own episode after today's work, for the now let me go online and eat some tomatoes
No apologize, No compensation from him. We went out separate ways immediately he found his wallet. He didn't even have the gut to tell me to take him back to his destination. He knew he f**cked up by trying accuse me of stealing of his wallet. And funny enough when I tried to go online my Bolt rating dropped from 4.90 something to 4.60 something. I just shook my head in pity that Bolt don't know what drivers go through out there, they just base their assumptions solely on feedback rating they get from riders
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 4:39pm On Jun 26, 2021
Slickleo:
Leave him na wen Dem go label him as unknown gun Uber driver grin
grin That ain't funny
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 4:38pm On Jun 26, 2021
emmancecute:
Till you go jam the one wey go get mind ask for your id. Na that time you go know sey police no dey play with impersonation, especially this time wey everywhere choke. You need to upgrade your street OT too.
It is not impersonation, it is called connection. people who are connected to the Army use all these previledge, beside the lieutenant colonel that gave all these things to me is solidly rooted in the Army. The new appointed Air Marshall is his family relation. I have the colonel contact at any slightest provocation. No shaking.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 4:20pm On Jun 26, 2021
BAZ001:
Baba you be veteran ooh. Respect much
But my question? How much did the white man pay you for the troubles, taking you to police station and all. ?
No white man was involve in the incidence, na Yahoo boys wey go save white women pictures on their phones koba me
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 4:17pm On Jun 26, 2021
pope191:
They suppose don give u uniform by now. grin
grin Nigeria police don too chop me for this business, I can't count how many times wey I don bribe them for road aside from going to their stations. I sat down one day and do calculation, money don enter 100k plus on bribe, I come vex go collect army sticker, banner and face cap from lieutenant colonel who happened to be a family friend.

Now the kind respect wey police men dey give me, no be small thing. Na Sir dem dey call me if I dey drive for road.

This inspired the Moniker I use "GeneralZodd"
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m):
Felicity0001:
Omo i just leave area F like dis since 11:48pm last night... Full gist coming soon make I reach house sleep
Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police stations,

Me since I stated this work in 2015, I have been to 7 different police stations in Lagos on different offence commited knowingly and unknowingly.

1 . Ogudu police station : Driving without tinted permit in 2015. I paid fine ₦5000

2. Maroko Police station: Driving one-way at midnight due to bad road. I bailed my car for ₦10,000 with serious begging and pleading. I slept in police station to collect my car the following day. That's was 2016

3. IGando police station: I picked up G boys from ikeja going to Lasu gate, police stop us at IGando bustop, they search phones of those boys and found white women pictures and some tools they use in collecting money from client. I tried to explain to them I drive Uber, they refused to listen, Na so dem carry us go police station. Getting to the station, they compelled us to write statement. Luckily for me, one of the boys called his uncle who happened to be the Commissioner of police Lagos state. He demanded they release us with immediate effect. They freed us immediately without wasting time. That was in 2017.

4. Maroko Police Station again. grin : I picked up a Nigerian Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018

5. Somolu Police Station: Google Map took me through one way, as I was about to exit the one way Some police men hiding for one corner jump out from no where stop me, collected the car keys, impounded my car and took my particulars and my car keys. They were threating that my car will be Auctioned for taking one way. I had to beg and beg. We sha settled at ₦8,000. This was 2019


6. Ikorodu Police Station: I took BRT lane, because I wasn't familiar with Ikorodu road network. And there was serious traffic. Task force stopped me at Majidun and ceased the car. This was the biggest fine I have ever paid. ₦35,000. Initial they were demanding for ₦90,000. That was 2019


7. Ikeja police station: This happened recently. I was coming from festac that faithful night after dropping off rider. I decided blow to empty back home, it was pass 12 and I didn't know lockdown was still on. Naso I jam police for ikeja underbridge. They stopped alot of cars and took us to the police station. They were claiming we violated Covid19 rules and they would lock us up in a cell. grin, But deep down in my mind I knew they were trying to shalo us. At d end everybody Paid ₦3000 to bail himself grin




Police matter and Ehailing business are like 5 & 6, is something one will encounter, but the most important thing is to always learn from every mistake or offence commited so it doesn't repeat again. Because sometimes the subsequent mistake or offence might cost you alot than the previous ones.


I am patiently waiting for the Gist grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 12:04pm On Jun 24, 2021
omorkelly:
Thanks and this is my last response to you.
God bless us all.
That Boy is here to seek Cheap Attention. And he is really getting from this thread. grin Just ignore his juvenile delinquencies, he will soon pipe low. Na time go tell.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 8:33pm On Jun 23, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
Current update.

If you don't like it, off phone. Or better still, 3rd mainland no far. Do a jump off. You won't be the first.
You shall soon Calm down, its a matter of time. If you last more than one year posting this earning then I know you re strong man. grin

But anyway, against all odds, Get rich or Die trying
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 6:36am On Jun 23, 2021
deedee44:
It's good to be rich but not worth die trying grin
. Go and ask 50cent bro
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 12:46am On Jun 23, 2021
deedee44:
Or just live your life with what you've got. Rich man dey commit suicide, e get reason
but nah poor man dey commit suicide pass because of lack and poverty. My brother is better to be rich and cry in a Rolls Royce than be poor and cry inside Keke Napep. grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 12:38am On Jun 23, 2021
CheerfulGiver:
These are my stats for last week. I believe every info you seek is there.

As for the fuel, I buy full tank 4 times a week
The dashboard looks good. But you forgot to tell them the sacrifices and price you pay for this huge earnings Abi you dey use Photoshop edit figures grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 9:20am On Jun 22, 2021
deedee44:
This is how I was motivated, I think it's still a better way to motivate drivers and intending drivers than just screenshots, they will know what they are getting into before tendering that resignation letter. Truly there's money in ehailing, but sadly it is not for the weak.
Peace always cool
Get rich or die trying
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 9:25am On Jun 19, 2021
pope191:
grin u dat can't leave 200 naira for a lady grin I sight u, but that 150k instantly shock me. Like someone call me ur girlfriend broke our table and it's 150k. Next; it's ohk, honey stop arguing, how much is 150k. Learnt he even gave the girl 350k for her birthday dis month. Boss I need to do something with my life grin this running up and down inside sun chasing 300 trips and 600k don tire me.

Now I'm beginning to see why Chioma deh use me do yanga, some men deh make hustlers look like they r not trying atall
There are less stressful ways to make good money, but Ehailing money would not allow us think and act on new opportunities that could make us multi millionaires
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 8:15pm On Jun 17, 2021
BAZ001:
Plenty lazy drivers just full nairaland.
Since there is no bonus to pursue, I close 5pm too 9-5pm this week.
The sun plus island traffic can reduce life span
. Lol. The kind migraine wey I dey get nowadays no be here. I don take paracetamol tire. I chopped lastweek bonus and I am close to this week bonus, Bolt just dey send me far distance request and request to traffic ridden areas like Ojokoro, Ikorodu and so on, its obvious that they don't want me to chop this week bonus. And the funny thing is that dey are crashing my rating. I definitely know that this isn't my rating from riders. Because on Indriver is always 5star or nothing. The rating is so transparent and nothing to manipulate.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 10:01am On Jun 14, 2021
BAZ001:
Make una ( donfortune48, cheerfulgiver, kanuisagoat, pearl1910)
cut soap give me eehhh
Who else dey net 200k per week with ease ? Send me soap biko

Cos every weekend, I see my dashboard and my bank account una mmehnn

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200k per week is massive earning but are you ready to pay the price.

For the you to net that amount everyweek, these are the things you will do.

1. Minimum of 15 hours of driving everyday: start work by 4am close 11pm

2. Sleep inside car to continue the next day.

3. Get a Jerry can and bucket for bathing on the road very early in the morning, your toothpaste and toothbrush, soap, roll on, cream and bag of clothes should always be in booth

4. Set aside some money for repairs cos your car will work round the clock.

5. Be ready to accept and do all trips, anywhere belle face, be it Apapa, Ikorodu, Sango ota, mowe O! Sha be ready to do it all

6. Don't reject card trips, the more card trips you do, the more cash trip request you get on bolt

7. Store pain killers in your car cos you re gonna have headache, migraine, joint pain, swollen legs. You will face traffic upon traffic.

8. Rating: render good service to riders, the better your rating the more trip request you get compared to low rating drivers.

9. Chase all bonuses, weekend and weekdays bonus, it will boost your weekly earning.

10. Target surging areas, surge multiply fares

11. Island people get more money to spend on taxi than mainland people. Their spending power pass mainland people. I can't remember how many times I ve been booked on Bolt for the whole day. I make as much as 15k-25k on this kind trip. If you can always find yourself around island you will make more.

12. Forget soap, grin. It's just a hype. Pray each day you step out for mercy, favour, grace and protection.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 9:05am On Jun 14, 2021
Still on 4.98

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 7:57pm On Jun 09, 2021
InfinityEstates:
cheesy cheesy cheesy
You never jam. If you like offer your blood, if them wan nack you 1star dem go still nack you.
angry. Am a 5star General in this biz, no rider nacks me 1 star. It's a Taboo cheesy
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 7:09pm On Jun 09, 2021
frubben:
expect 1 stars. Lol
grin grin Rider enjoyed the ride, I don't think he will rate me low despite the fare.

We had good conversation throughout the ride.
AC chilling
Nice music
Clean and Neat car with good airfreshner
I even Offered him candies.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 6:19pm On Jun 09, 2021
frubben:
Lagos don block . Everywhere stew no road grin
Everywhere block, but The stew sweet die wink

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 2:06pm On Jun 08, 2021
Felicity001:
Lol...

May God not allow us go down the peaking of life. I don't aspire to buy a land in lekki through driving of bike and korope... I like my health.

grin
Get rich or Die trying grin

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