₦airaland Forum

kanuisagoat:
You no dey pay bolt?

Bluntguy:
Make dem no go host am into trouble o. The party she rejected their 5k is watching o.

BAZ001:
My bolt app keeps giving me trips to
Ejigbo
Isolo
Places where dem dey strangle drivers
E no see lekki or ikeja give me.
Na so I dey cancel since but dis particular request I just drop phone say rider go cancel but after 11 minutes see chats below.
I try to make my riders happy before leaving

Felicity0001:
I swear u did d right tin bro... na my rider on that day koba me she was complaining my AC was too cold inside hot afternoon o na so I windown minutes later na him d incident happen... Aunty start to brag say she get venza she dey live for chevron abi na lekki... How that one take concern me...?

For their mind, dem don catch big fish ( Eja Nla)


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I drag am with them early this morning at that traffic light junction into akilo from ijaiye road... The green light was still active when I entered the turn but one idiotic korope (you jnow how those fools are na they don't obey traffic laws) that was how he stopped at the middle of the junction oh obstructing traffic flow, that was how this stupid traffic lasma just jumped out from his hiding saying I beat the light... Stood in front of my car that I should come down b4 u know it another korope pulled over in my front I was just calm looking at them I told my rider not to wind down already one was standing by his side asking him to windown.

The main guy came to my side asking me to come down, I windown and told him oga I'm not coming down... The light was still green not even yellow when I entered if you have proof I beat the light show it to me on your phone... All of them don dey snap picture take video do all sort I didn't even mind them.

After we speak all the oyinbo language we sabi finish we enter vernacular... He saw I wasnt giving in he then told his colleague in yoruba language... Let's leave him... Then faced me and said, "I will let you go but next time bla bla bla... Speaking parables" cant remember the parable... I told him oga go and tell that parable to your family at home... He insulted me I insulted him back... Give am 5 hand star join.

Na so I zoom off... My offline client self na kolo... But all through he didn't say anything... He just said, very good I like the way you treated them.

Johnchrix:
Baba I de enta lasgidi next week drop your address..ya were ni??..fvck off with ur fake alert.. if u truely get 4 million post your bank app balance as oga Felicity talk.. people like u where de brag upadan no de get shi shi...I don see una tire..Las Las na pako u de live for Ajah..see person we're wan treat my fvck up. Them no burn u well.. spits. Try shit I go show u say I be Port Harcourt boy.

Felicity0001:
Somebody post audio money

Somebody beg for money

Somebody promise and fail

Somebody call am 419

Somebody come dey give advice on top audio money

Audio money
Audio dashboard
Audio everything


Make una dey fear God o

Which Audio money? Abi Ori e ti gba le !!!

If you re in transport business for over 5 years you can't save common ₦4 million naira, something is certainly wrong with you

I don run many Kilometres for this game, no be today Brother

As per that Mofo called Johnson or johncrix, he lacks patience. Patience is a very vital characteristic one must have to succeed in any endeavour.

Shiiit happens, Bank network delayed the transaction as at when I be wan send am the bar. It was an unfortunate coincidence.

Nah just God allowed everything play out like that to know the kind person you wan help.


He come Nairaland dey say trash about me, money wey no be your own. Person wan dash u money, you no get the money on time, u dey call am 419.

He should thank his stars say no be Lasgidi him dey, I for hunt him down and treat his fuuuck up

tunlapapa:
If you never requested anything in return, I see no reason he would have called you fraud.
And the so called guy didn't come back to give full update of what transpired.

Either ways, I hardly believe what I see online.

Johnchrix:
To whom it may concern this man is a Decit, a scammer and a joker, don't do business with him.

BAZ001:
Oga no carry us play for here oh?

That Generalzodd is an ant recruit,
he earns nothing less than 120k weekly, he has 4.5million in his account all savings from driving

How dis hardworking man take be 419 ?

northbird:
Who puts bulk cash in a savings account dese days, why shortchanging urself.
Try money market funds.

Johnchrix:
Baba u fit laon me 50k I don fustrate for pH like this..make I come back lagos.i go pay back with interest..

northbird:
As long as they keep spinning this half-truth, more people will keep on boarding e.g the Sienna guy.

helicoptarr:
DON'T BE DECEIVED, MANY HAVE DIED...HIGHLY RISKY

CALCULATE THE FUEL, SERVICING, ETC.

ONLY THOSE WHO WORK 24/7 (ONLY GO HOME TO SHOWER) AND PWN THE VEHICLE CAN MAKE THE MOST MONEY.
NOT REALISTIC EXCEPT ONE RELIES ON CHARMS OR SO.

A DRIVER DIED ON THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE LAST WEEK ! DOSED OFF WHILE DRIVING.

Uber/Bolt PAY A WHOLE LOT MORE ABROAD - DON'T EVEN COMPARE

DO IT FOR A WHILE AND USE SAVINGS TO START ANOTHER BUSINESS

IgiveLadiesBj:
You can make 1m in Lagos if you know what you're doing. If you're a lazy driver expect your income to be around 500k.

Bolt Dashboard below proves it

Barbiturate:
Even drivers should be able to see riders picture. Our lives are also important.



Meanwhile, this is to majority of the bolt drivers in Lagos, using Corolla; Why do you guys drive rough? You change lanes any how roughky

Ghost1994:
What happened?

I got a request ringing I picked it and saw Apapa, in my mind I knew I wasn’t gonna go that side.

Before I clicked arrived, Baba called hello I replied hello sir…… oga kindly come to the address and I replied please where are we heading? He said it’s on the map well that’s a red flag for me. I request again sir where are we heading? He cut the call immediately.

Me just kukuma clicked arrived and cancelled

Then he requested again which prompted him to send me messages

Be like say drivers don frustrate this nigga

BAZ001:
I’m in this party in lekki , chevron drive precisely. And I’m seeing many faces especially ladies (working class not runs girls) and it seems as if 80% of the faces are familiar. Like riders or seen them before.
Is this only me or it’s natural?
Ehailing is messing with my brain, I pray not to do this hustle for long

How can strangers be looking familiar ?

komodapson:
...hahahahaha.....can't stop laughing ó...so this is true.

I took a lady from maplewood estate last Sunday to Eko hotel on a bolt ride. We had a nice conversation and all that. Arrived at her destination, I unlocked central lock. When she was about to disembark from the Vehicle, she said:

Rider: why didn't you plead or request for 5star rating...
Me: (chuckled) ...for what sis? I smiled again
Rider: But other drivers do, they keep begging me..
Me: apologies, not to be seen to be rude or sound arrogant. Can I have a minute of your time.
Rider: Yes you can. (She smiled)
Me: While growing up, we (using the pronoun loosely now) all do pray for our teachers to give us good marks/result, same for common entrance Primary 6, I went further Junior WAEC, WAEC/GCE, JAMB-POLY JAMB, all thru University also....

My Sister (quite older than her though) , At this Juncture, stage of my life....I do not need any individual evaluation to validate my decision(s)...(speaking further) I don't believe the rating is objective enough and its quite un-empirical...

Rider: smiled, hmmm hmmm ..... Nodding her head... I'll like to see you some other time...bye

Me: Enjoy the rest of your day ma'am

Rider: ...And you too

(Door closes)
...Zoomed off to go chill over 1bottle and watching EPL

4-5Hours later...

Phone rings....
Me: (who be this again)
Hello...sorry who is online pls
Rider: oh..I'm (blablabla) you dropped me off at Eko hotel
Me: oh yeah, you forgot something? Hope no problem
Rider: No no no, are you still around? I wouldn't mind if you can come pick me up
Me: Eeyah... I'm already in gbagada...so sorry
Rider: Alright...I'll order for another ride
Me: please do ma'am

(An hour and half gone later)

Phone rings again....rider calling...(now I recognize the number)

Rider: You did not ask me whether I was able to get a ride
Me: (I laughed, how e tey concern me) you'll surely do ma'am.....we do unregistered schedules night and day (I replied jokingly, thinking about antleagues and lazyDLeague for my mind)

Rider: stop calling me ma'am...are you not older than me..
Me: (I'm like hehehe, òmó...house don full ó...àwón èru(slave) oloun tí wà nílè ó, referring to my kids now)
I replied: Ah no...It doesn't matter, its just out of courtesy and its my forte

....To be Cont'd...(hahahahaha)

Quick one, lessons learnt...

Just be your self, don't be at the passengers/rider beck and call to determine your actions/inactions

Your life is not dependent on Bolt/Uber.

Have a plan B, just like what Pastor Adefarasin (house on rock) said sometimes ago...

Your Mental health is Paramount, I repeat your mental health is Paramount. Keep it in check. The fulcrum could be tampered with by "insane riders" , if not well manage . Simply because, you tend to ferry passengers instantaneously and you'll come across them in this sinusoidal manner:
"good-bad-bad-ugly-good-ugly-bad-ugly-good"
At high wavelength....

So a word is enough....

My regards to Oga Felicity.... I just gbàdun dat guy for no reason walai, his write up do crack me up. Logic to full in head...

Felicity001:
enh! Na island you dey wash your car?

Thank God me I wash my car myself... Took me 2days 6hrs each day.

BAZ001:
You and pearl1910 should leave me oooh.
Since I learnt or discovered how easy it is to net 100k weekly, I set a target of 30k daily cos we must make 1M this month.
With all the motivation here and there.
Gbam Monday very easy 5am to 10:45pm
Tuesday 5am - 11pm.
Yesterday, hmmmm 6:45am - 6:15/11:20pm
The journey was smooth from morning surge request coming like flood waters, got a surge trip to iju and I don’t do iju at all. But was tempted cos of surge and target.
Immediately I dropped rider trying to position request to lekki phase 2 (waooh so easy to net 100k) will do this last trip and set destination to my house... target met.
Got to lekki phase 2 dropped off riders and started feeling sick. my brain and body started communicating.
My Body: abort mission and target, go home.
My brain: for where can’t you see how easy it is
Body:Na whala you dey find
Brain: no be your mate be CheerfulGiver
Body: That Na robot not human being
, ants are not human.
Brain: okay, can’t you see Felicity001 doing over 300 trips a month.
Body: Tahh feli Na chief Hoodlum driver
Brain : see IFEBARBIE moving up to top of league. so you want to remain in the bottom of the league with Gentlelife50 and donfortune48
Body: tufiaka, mbanu, I refuse to remain with Gentlelife50 & other lazyD

Set destination to my house, went to position in ebano admiralty. Time was 7:15pm
Dozed off for few seconds, by myself I switched off my phone and slept off.
Next thing I heard was bang bang on my door
Security: Oga we don close ooh.
I looked at time 10:44pm (wetin happen? Thought I slept for just 30mins)
I started car and drove home, on my way
Body: very easy to net 100k?
Brain: (oya look away)
Been sleeping, eating and sleeping since yesterday.
No be me and you dey pursue 1million again

Felicity001:
That's how we roll bro... Its better to drop them to die than you die like a chicken.

Hoodlum driver™

Felicity001:
This is not me but my kind.

Nice1 bro... More grease to elbow

FuckEveryday:
In fact I stand with what Cheerfulgiver said yesterday...Sum drivers are very dumb.
I just heard one followed rider into her house...watin u dey find? If anything happens wat will u tell bolt?

Wen I see the ones that even drive into riders compound to drop them I try to understand what they were thinking before taking such action. What happened to insisting you don't drive into peoples compound? Some don't even have the guts to tell riders to come down Wen dey don't feel comfortable! Watin dey do Una sef

As much as our lives are all in God's hand, Don't give one hand to the devil and expect miracles like in the Bible ..this is 2021 and this is NIGERIA!

Pearl1910:
Add Lekki, Ikeja, Berger, Oshodi, Mushin, Ikorodu, Igando, Mile 2, Oworo, Bariga, Sango, Agege, Ayobo...

In all these places car has either been snatched or driver maimed both day and night

Just pray for Gods preservation no where is safe.

Pearl1910:
There are many Ajah Guys bro...Ajah is notorious for Uber/Bolt car jacking. Both day time and night time.

IFSHR:
Below is an excerpt from the doctor turned Uber driver murdered while going about means of sustenance

"At the station, they told us that the trip was a set-up, as they had planned to rob any Uber driver and it was unfortunate that it had to be him. They did not even give him an option; they strangled him from the back seat, pushed him out of the car and drove to the Afrika Shrine to celebrate"


He didn't even pick them up from the shrine , he picked them from Ikeja.

I pray his soul find rest after hunting down every evil mind responsible for his early demise'

OJURONGBE1:
He has made contact with the driver.
Thanks to everyone who made the effort to reach out.