₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
Nobody can impeach a Nigeria's president.

This country is too disunited and unstable for that...unless you want to set it on fire.

safesurfer:
Ekweremadu made a big mistake in trying to do a deal with a Lagos boy (forget his Igbo background) with 'open eyes'.

He should have used a village based boy instead.

Better luck next time 'bro'.

LadyRosa:
I detest it too.Same way I hate guys that talks too much.

Huge turn off.Some guys na radio without battery.


Modified
For clarification sakes.

I don't need my man to say anything sometimes before I understand him .I grew up in a family of stammerers ,so my dad and my brothers really don't talk, na eye or body language them talk dey control me in many cases.

My dad go give me one kind eye, I go run go change clothe wey I wear
My brothers go give me one kind eye or I observe their Waka or body language, I go know say hungry don come, so I gats find something cook.

So I find it difficult with guys that talks too much, I have NEVER dated one even by mistake.life isn't boring with them that talk less because me na jaye babe.

My oga controls several security personnel under him but they are more effective than the ones his colleagues controls.They aim to please him and for a time I thought they fear him until I investigated.One of his junior colleagues said, "You know say oga no dey talk like that, anything wey make am talk e be say him don too vex and we no want am because na better person."

I and my oga dey use eye,hand and head communicate for public.Sometimes we go dey laugh for gathering,others go join dey laugh,but wetin me and my oga dey laugh dey different from wetin dey make others dey also laugh.But we are all laughing! . ;DE get the kind eye him go give me accompanied with smile, guy woman go know say him won _4ck.

BATified2023:
then y can’t he keep quiet when he knows nothing about d topic?
No wonder he said he went to study Egypt electricity within 3days

[/b]What professors of engineering study for years is what a 3rd class graduate of philosophy wants to study in 3days[b]

It’s obvious this guy is just throwing figures around to impress his ignorant fans just like nnamdi kanu

Odin13:
Peter Obi is a professional lair .. for every statement he makes .. 95% of it Na lies

A man that has no legacy in his state as a governor
His supporters can’t proof any.. anambra Na my state
They will tell you secretariate.. bros make the upload the picture of that building .. you go weak.. compare to Chime secretariate in Enugu or other secretariate ima other states

Talk about light Obi say he will bring Egypt and Singapore

Obi Na All mouth.. no action

IPOB are sponsoring him and their bingos are threating fire if he lose forgetting the fire go bum them for igboland
.. same people will burn Nigeria and declare national sit at home if he wins .. and Obi will seat or they will behead his wife .. no be IPOB?

They no Dey build castle with mouth.. Fashola has learnt that.. Obi wont have the opportunity to learn coz he won’t smell aso villa ..

A vote for Obi is a vote for IPOB and Ekpa

Nigerians are wiser than IPOB bingos..

Power to the people
Atiku/Okowa 1023

Ultimas:
He did not lie. He only made a false claim.

manuelkel:
My boss, Mr Williams Ireka couldn't eat for some months. He started getting pale, plp thought he did drugs. Only few ppl and his family including his wife knew what he passed thru, that experience can easily make one get mentally depressed and frustrated.

manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.

smileyoo:
okay, please can you honestly enlighten us, on what's actually happening in the north ?
is it right for Atiku to have hurriedly deleted the twitter post he made that condemned the brutal killing of that innocent young lady, Deborah by religious fanatics under the pretext of blasphemy ?
you claimed it's not about religion, yet people are still being killed for alleged religious offense like blasphemy, are you not contradicting yourself ?

Splitmind:
We are tired of hearing this nonsense when it will not affect the outcome of 2023, BAT will become your president whether you like it or not!

I am just disappointed that Arewa brothers in Zamfara are stabbing APC in the back after all we have done for them at the state and federal level.

Nazgul:
If the lady you had sex with uses perfume, deodorant... etc, if you have sex with her and don't take a bath, her perfume would begin to smell on you. This is how most wives catch their cheating husband, cos the smell of female perfume would be all over him.

The thing is you would smell like her, so any smart person that comes close to you would know that you've just been with a woman.

KanwuliaExtra:
I don’t know why Atiku keeps dining with that devilish PBJ who has done nothing but malign him.

Atiku needs to ignore OBJ COMPLETELY!

Benesis:
A tragedy is termed as the best form of writing because after loosing one takes out time to think of whqt and what went wrong, and then works on fixing them.

Adeleke lost the last time, and tok out time to get a certificate and then cement his popularity.

Oyetola won, and basked in the winning for four years and the bigger than life feeling he got made him go to war with his Gafer.

With the Win, PDP will undermine the importance of Wike, wereas APC will see the importance of spreading their tentacles and not counting on the masive support of the South west.

In all PDP should not let the win get into their heads as Adeleke is a very popular candidate, LP should see this as a reason to build bridges and get political topshots with grassroot supports to buy the dream. And APC can now learn to not rely on the vote buying apparatus they may plan, but devise means on selling foresight and antecedents of their candidate.

Osun was interesting, 2023 will be more interesting..Over and out