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But wait a minute , you mean a full grown dog can't swim to save it's life ?

All this oyinbo dog sef , mtwwchh
Throw Ekuke for that water , he go catch fish come give you

Flew down to see a newspaper who is being read upside down by a home nigga in the absence of the supposed owner .

Now I know that foolishness is engraved on the heart of a Simp and even a Military uniform and Ak 47 cannot save him from it

MilitantAtheist:
Big shout out to my Delta State Universities Abraka and ozoro for being sensible. They never ever join the stupid greedy ASUU pigs right from time. I salute them specially, my younger ones are enjoying their academic activities in school but the others are wailing at home

Calm down , the Delsu VC earlier joined the strike but thank God he had the sense to withdraw early .
Even at that , I join your shout out .
God bless Delsu , God bless Delta state

Blame it on indomie and these junk foods everywhere, makes them grow rapidly like maize planted in the rainy season.
You will see a full grown man with huge body, deep voice and full beards , greet him like an elder only to discover he is just 20 years old .
If you as a lady isn't careful , you might end up giving birth to a child for a man you are older than with whole 9 years. Una last born age mate .

Two years into the relationship, he will start seeing you as old cargo then start cheating on you with a girl who's in his age bracket .

Ladies , don't be carried away by the barbecue and Shawarma , ask questions especially about his age and genotype

So that he can turn Nigeria to Borno state .

Never

Wike be behaving like Cristiano Ronaldo

Wike should continue , in the end he will lose all .
You can't cut your nose to spite your face , maybe he thinks Amaechi will allow him a free ride in APC after all that have happened in the past.
PDP should find a strong person in Rivers to share his influence and continue putting his house in order , one man cannot hold the party to ransom

Make Arewa go secure the Northern railways and Sambisa evil forest , simple

Man utd 0 : 3 Liverpool

Federal government Vs Academic Bandits

Mtwwwhh , rubbish !
Their useless anointing only work where there's peace and stability .
Covid 19 came, no pastor or prophet provided solutions with their healing powers , they all took the back seat and waited for the doctors to produce vaccines and risk their lives to salvage the situation so that they can resume healing the sick and conducting deliverances .

Everything there is all fake , if she is truly filled , she should go to UBTH and heal 5 percent of the sick people there ., That's where their so called anointing is needed .

Pitbull , that dog that scales fences?

Can't wish for it to even attack my enemies

Ask yourself this question ,, if you were in the shoes of the Money Ritual gods , will you accept this carcasses as sacrifice and bless the presenter with money?

That's a Morgue , A black Market morgue

When they will advice you people to taste, test and test-run the Engine , Gearbox and firepower before y'all tie the knot , you people will say we are sinners and pagans.

Not knowing we see things from the angle of Reality , now you have entered dilemma , it's either you start cheating with one sidecock or you continue to manage your sexual ration twice a month.

I will advise you to buy dildos and vibrators to help yourself because you have ended up with a man that has low sex libido , I hope other members of the "Sex only on the wedding night crew" take note and learn

As e happen to Fayose na so e go still happen to Wike , make he continue to de cap anyhow .

If he go Labour party, he go Labour to death cos him don insult Obi tire before , if he jump enter APC , Ameachi go too deal with am for all the gbas gbos he don mete out to Amaechi him former boss ,,, him best bet na to swallow him smelling pride and work for the success of PDP and Atiku , so if Atiku win , at least , office of Attorney General and Minister of Justice go reach him hand since him be Lawyer .


Barman abeg play me "EMI LOKAN" by 2-pac ft Nkem Owoh

Why should a 33 year old man be thinking of marrying a 22 year old girl in this modern age .

Someone that's still exploring , even if you make the mistake of marrying her , she will still continue with her sexcapades under your roof .

Just continue chopping her kponmor till you see a matured and reasonable lady for marriage .

Btw , don't forget the condoms

Make somebody drop link to the match abeg

The work when dem pay you for, you never do am , you de apply for another work , that means even if dem employ you , you no go still do the work at all.

She broke work ethics and should be sued for breach of contract, refusal to refund service payment , assault , emotional and sexual trauma caused to the Man.

Nonsense and Olosho

Raxxye:
No need for this meeting; with or without Wike, Atiku will lose at the polls next year. 60% of Nigerians are Obi-dient and this will reflect in the results come 25th February, 2023!

You already have 60 percent according to your bedroom survey , why are you concerned about their meeting .
Shouldn't you be preparing for Obi swearing in?

We are still waiting for the day he will blame Putin and Russia's invasion of Ukraine for Nigeria's insecurity

Antoeni:
Obasanjo Has Told Nigerians Everything Will Need to Know About Atiku in the This Book.
Vote Wisely Vote Peter Obi

Let OBJ write the part 2 of that book , I and my ward are already prepared to vote for Atiku and Okowa .

OBJ can go to hell

Oshiomole in your own words , " Go and die".

South South , North Central and North East with large percentage from other regions , he will definitely win .

#whether anyone like it or yes , Atiku is Nigeria's next president

Na the innocent unknown Groom I pity , Chief Priest go so shut that the wedding with him niggas , Nobody go even notice the groom , everybody attention go de on Chief Priest and the bride .

for this life make money o , if you never make money try make name , e get why , I don attend marriage when Uti Nwachukwu do best man for Warri , nobody send the couple when de marry sef , everybody, both cameramen sef attention just de on Uti .

Even the Mother in law of the groom just de try to clean sweat from UTI face , I swear the groom go regret him life that day .

Moral lesson , when you are a mere snail don't wear the shell of a tortoise

Word !!

You will never hear Peter Obi criticising these UGM or condemn the constant killings in the South East .

But if it's to blow lies everywhere and postulate on how to divide China with Egypt so that the red sea can divide to become equivalent with River Nile so that It can be more than River Niger with 150 percent .
He go Sabi that one

This one na mumu escapee , so he no fit find him way enter Cameroon ?

Now he go serve him remaining years still serve all the years of those when escape finally

starz100:
If this creature lived 77 million years ago, then how old is creation itself ;when then were the first mammals created including the first Man, Adam. From the time Adam and Eve were formed till now is not more than 10 thousand years according to biblical records (please I am not talking about the age of the earth oo) and we are also told that the animals and other creatures were all created in seven days or 7*1000 years, by some interpretation, which is still a far cry from 77m years.
Please can someone help to reconcile biblical records with this kind of scientific dating

Firstly ask yourself how Moses who was born in Exodus was the one who wrote the book of Genesis and the creation story even without being born then .

Also ask how the Israelites were able to carry the accurate story across the Jordan River and into Canaan putting into consideration that Moses did not cross the river with them , they didn't have books or scrolls with them and even the ten commandments was written on a stone.

That means the whole first four books would have been written on plenty stones yet there was no record that the children of Israel crossed into Canaan with huge number of stones or tablet which recorded those stories.

The Biblical stories should be taken with a pinch of salt

Liverpool for the win

But this Clemson Cornel de act Ezemmuo well well for films o

So you mean Kidnappers don gather heart to kidnap a whole Eyes of the gods ?

Buhari why

Osun done and dusted , Time to chill , relax and prepare to deliver South west for Alhaji Atiku Abubakar.

#Vote PDP 2023

A wise man once said , for there to be a Main chick that means there is a side chick .

She's the latter