₦airaland Forum

Ancestortinubu:
Please which mushroom school graduated this thing as a law student?

College of Education, Warri

Yazmin:
Yes, we are. We are also addressed in other context as ; servants of Allah, Allah’s viceroys, Allah’s ambassadors, Allah’s people of God, Allah’s Community

We use any of these words/ phases interchangeably& at will as the situation demands.

Warm regards.

You forgot Allah's executioners and Allah's medium of killing the innocents in cold blood

When dem go say make Una use the national cake do better roads and bridges ,Una go embezzle am carry keep for foreign accounts de wait for election time to use bribe delegates and helpless electorates.
The breakfast don reach Una table this time .

immortalcrown:
How did he fight Buhari? On which date did it happen. The only time I know he spoke was when his pastor became a victim of the kidnapping. Another time was when the government made a move to tax Churches. When did he fight Buhari concerning bad leadership in general? Please, inform me, give me links to his fight against Buhari. Do not tell me to go to Google oh.

You be real ImmortalClown, Oponu , Eranko.
In fact you think exactly the same way Maguire of Man utd thinks before misplacing a back pass.

Enemy of truth , spits on your birth certificate

So they said Lagos is Overpopulated yet one woman hid herself in Elegushi to produce 6 children in this Buhari regime .

That snake should be given fair hearing , who knows if it came to tell the woman something its ancestor forgot to tell Eve

emmyrate1:
na today i hear my uncle was among the people killed that day ���

So sorry , may affliction not arise again

If only there can be a powerful mother body that can unite all the leaders of Pirates, NBM , Vikings, Airlords, Maphites , Buccaneers,Black bras , Burkina Faso etc and make them work together with a common goal towards protecting the southern territory .

Trust me, no Fulani herdsmen born of women would dare attack anywhere in the south moreso have the nerve to attack and kill innocent worshippers in a church .

If Nigeria is a serious country , Burna would have been declared wanted and a deportation request made to the Spanish government for the fool to be deported back in a cage like the wild animal he is

Perfectbeing:
It's funny how of the four main Presidential candidates, the two most attacked are the two Southerners. And the attack are mostly done by the supporters of either of them.

The supporters of Kwankwaso and the supporters of Atiku, are not smearing one candidate against each other.

Words on Marble , you may be shocked that Kwankwaso might step down for Atiku soonest

I would have preferred the cool headed Okowa but at times an Agbero is the best option .

Chinua Achebe said in Arrows of God that " In the compound of a great man , there are many kinds of people, the good , the bad , the pretty, the ugly, those that bring in money and those that scatter it ".
So whatever music you play in that compound, there's always someone who can dance to it properly

Picardor2:
If Peter Obi is not a thief and u call him a thief with the intension of spoiling his name and promoting ur own person, with the power from the most high God, may ur children and unborn children children become thieves. May they be so useless for the rest of their lives becos u have no good intention to our future and the future of our generation

Hope you know that if he (Peter Obi) had ever stolen even a dime during his time as governor , all these your curses will return to you alone ?

quickly:
The guy na anywhere belle face

He can change to start supporting Atiku if he knows Atiku will win

Very typical example of a sense less Nigerian youth.

Na wetin e go chop e Dey find

Nigerians still don’t understand democracy which is a game of principles. APC , labour,PDP does any body know what they stand for?


Go to any sensible country if u say u are a Republicans we know at least 50% of your policy

Or if we say u are a conservative

Wetin you come de find for here na , carry yourself go stay forever for that your sensible country

Midnight newspaper

Once again a man to the rescue

Obi is the best candidate .
But
A vote for him in Labour party is a waste of vote that may work in favour of the devilish APC .

Alhaji Atiku all the way

Oshiomole sef sha .
See as him tuck in burial Polo for inside Jean , belt am reach belle come stand like Okorocha Statue

Reason why Muslim/Muslim ticket is dead on arrival

Razy75g:
after your darling idiotic father (the fossil of Daura) has brought this nation to it's knees. Stupid comment from you last las

I wonder how the vulture griller sleeps at night knowing fully well his darling Daddy failed so woefully

Humans are now like endangered species in this Obodo 9ja

eldoradoxx:
Nigeria police is an irresponsible organisation. A friend once described our police as an organization populated by men and women without honour. If not, why would Burna boy have police escort paid for by public resources when the police officers are supposed to be busy addressing the insecurity in the country. What is the essence of having many private security guard companies who can provide security services and even body guards to people like Burna boy who can afford their services.
Police has no business guarding anybody that not a President and VP, Ministers, Governors, Deputy Governors, Senator President and his Deputy, Speaker and Deputy Speaker of House of Rep and State House of Assembly, all judges from High Court level to Supreme Court. The rest should be paid allowance to hire private security guard companies for their security. That is how a country should work.

So the magistrates that approve the remanding of prisoners don't deserve police protection na?

hammer567:
BURNA BOY NO SHOOT ANYBODY.


NIGERIA POLICE DID.



EVEN, IF BURNA BOY RETURN TODAY, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.



Y SHOULD A MAN TAKE HIS WIFE TO CLUB AND Y GATHER TO FIGHT OVER A FAILED TOASTING ATTEMPT OF YOUR WIFE BY A SUPERSTAR?



SO, WITHOUT THE GUN, THEY WANTED TO FIGHT BURNA BOY?




IF U WANT TO BE A 'G', DO SO WELL, TELL BURNA BOY TO COME SEE ME AND MAKE I DROP BILL, IF HE WANT TO KNACK WIFE.



NO NEED FOR ANYBODY TO DIE, OVER SOMETHING, WEY TWO SECONDS EVERYWHERE BURST.







CUBANA DONT HAVE POWER TO STOP POLICE FROM CARRYING GUN OR ENTERING THEIR PREMISES ON DUTY, NOBODY SHOULD SHIFT NIGERIA POLICE RESPONSIBILITY AND LIABILITY TO CUBANA

What happened to those Worshippers at Owo will happen to you and all your family members till there is no one to bear your cursed family name , animal

Problem now is that, will the niggas in possession of firearms wait till the herdsmen comes before using it on themselves to settle scores

derecho:
If a retired thief on his dying bed tells you not toe the path he walked, would you discard the advice especially when you know it's bad to steal?

I will gladly toe that his thieving path.
Later me too go repent

SARSCoV2:
Coming from a sick mentally deranged Dino!

Has Dino been mentally healthy in the last decade? I just don’t put much blame on his existence, I blame Kogi electorates who sent an illiterate and villager to the senate to represent them.

If such statements should be uttered, it shouldn’t be coming from someone who is mentally deranged and sick.

A thief who had no impact on his people for 8 years and was stocking automobiles with public funds, talking about health and well being.

Does Dino think he is healthy. His doctors should have told him that he is obese.

And with the fvcking loots he stashed, he couldn’t still make his legs straight.

Chai , this one pain you o , see plenty tears everywhere

Food look delicious and smell nice no mean say e sweet .
You fit put am for mouth now come discover say na over salt full am

Wike is bad market , Okowa is the best bet

It's called Bell's Palsy , it's caused by bacteria and can affect anyone . You can check it on Google

Happened to me sometime last year, I thought I was being paralysed , not till I got to the hospital and the doctors recommended antibiotics for me .

I remember running up to some nurses , asked them the location of the pharmacy , they asked who's the patient , I said myself , they were surprised cos I looked very healthy ( they didn't look at my face properly)

Within 2 weeks I was fine, after taking the antibiotics that didn't cost me more than 400 naira

End time whites .
These ones fit scam yahoo boys o

Where are the cows?

My own was done when I was still little , Granny stayed with us and she was the very jovial type , she saw me as a fine baby boy of 8 months and she operates a borehole tap where the whole area come to fetch water and pay her in coins .

So any fine girl that comes to fetch water , my grandmother would immediately tell her she will make a good wife for her grandson and the ladies were happy and playful about it cos it means Granny may allow her fetch a bucket without paying as per daughter in law , it got to a point everyone started calling me Chairman.

There was this particular beautiful damsel whom my granny matchmaked and married for me , everyone started calling her "Chairman wife" "Chairman wife" and she would smile , her mom got to know and queried her but she always reply with a smile , so the mom got agitated that her daughter have started following Man .

A day came , the girl's mom couldn't bear the name everyone calls her daughter , gathered her sons , tied her wrapper firmly and got prepared for war against the so called Chairman who is misleading her daughter , she told the girl to come show her the Mr Chairman , her daughter brought her to our home .

Granny was washing clothes outside while I was placed on the veranda , they came and the girl who was giggling secretly pointed at Granny as the mother of Chairman , the woman asked "Mama , na you be Mama Chairman?" Granny said yes . She asked again " Where the Chairman, I wan see am", Granny pointed to myself on the veranda .

I always laughed whenever granny describe the shocking look on the woman's face when she saw an eight month old baby punching the air with his tiny fists .

Normalguyy:
Omo e get this girl wey I dey eye and as per say I no really get liver go meet her that time and me I no even know say my dad don dey sight the girl and she get mad curves ... So na so I just gain admission enter school I no come see the girl again . So I came back from school after the semester my papa come tell me say he don see wife for me o I say for where and omo to my greatest surprise na that same girl , I dey happy die , papa don dey even perform part of my role dey giver her money and buy her things ... even my mum dey support anytime she come buy something for my mum shop they go give her free stuffs so tey my papa dey pay for the money to make her hair and baba don arrange me well , he don talk better things about me to the girl ..... na so we shaa dey give we got really close and fond of each other na so I ask babe out o she say make I give her time .... for over four years now she neither said yes or no but we still dey , e don even tire my papa he no even ask me of her again coz before I tell am say the girl no gree na everyday he dey ask me about the girl .... when she come greet me for school.... I say make we bleep she no gree o after I don spend money..... I no even dey follow her talk any relationship talk again and watin dey pain me be say she dey always tell me say she’s still single

In other words, the babe friendzoned you and your parents come chop free goodies clean mouth join .

And if you check well , na one Agbero de shine her Congo on a stead

The Bounced has bounced the bouncer

He should go and contest for Chairman of Market money disbursement committee