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kenzysmith:
Good evening guys went to my ex wedding yesterday and I saw how happy her husband was I dance to congratulate them and as soon I shook hands with my ex
I remember those nights she will beg me to sex her, I remember the styles I use her to learn, I remember how she gave me bj , I remember how I use to smack her ass when she use to give me doggy , I remember the countless time I have Bleep her then I burst into laughter the husband was impress and taught my laughter was joy and he thank me after I shook his hands why my ex shook her head towards the ground

I want to tender my apology for falling the wife brea....st drastically and the pu ...ss y I have handle with aggression I tender my apology to the unborn children for the brea...st I have su ck beyond repair am sorry they should forgive me

You are hereby excluded from making Heaven

Pete Edochie's response got me laughing since yesterday

Op you mean your friend's wife now look like this?

you people should not put fear in my mind o
Horr ! My babe get flesh o

Ndibuna:
I mean my friend went for a thick lady with big front and back without considering that after childbirth things will increase beyond proportion. I mean even slim girls tend to add weight after childbirth but my friend thought his wife will remain that way not knowing what was waiting for him.

It's even better to marry a slim woman of which you know after childbirth she will still add weight but this time it will be to your taste

Pictures of the wife or we don't believe it

If you read the Bible well , you discover that Eve was dating Satan and cheating on Adam in the garden of Eden , that was how she could get so comfortable with the creature as to disobey God and deceive Adam to chop that fruit

I blame the wife .

Her constant nagging must have compelled the man to try to find a means at all cost

that moment when you know your friend does not stand a fighting chance against the giant he's challenging to a duel , so you and your goons crowd round your friend and bare fangs at the giant so as to make your friend feel he could have won the fight if not for the interference and continue his chest beating .

APC know say Lawan and Akpabio don lose guard but dem just need to raise dust make dem feel good and not decamp

So the Leader and no 1 man from the so called Educationally Sophisticated tribe of Afonja does not have Primary and Secondary school certificate ?
He even ruled Lagos without tendering valid certificates but with Oral Certifications .

Chai
#What a disgrace
#What an Odium
#What a Shame to the whole Yoruba race for pushing this fraudulent and sickly drug lord without certificate to rule Nigeria after 8 wasted years orchestrated by the NEPA bill Vegetable.

#Tufia , Shame , Shame on all his APC and Yoruba supporters

Back them when I was still small , I used to run after committing mischief with my father in pursuit ,we will run to an extent , I will outrun him , he will stop ,turn back and go and wait for me at home to treat my fvck ups , I thought I was Usain Bolt .

Not till the day , I wore his favourite T-Shirt to gallivant around , he saw me on the road and demanded I pull off the shirt , I immediately took to my heels , he pursued again , I thought it will be bizness as usual , but this time he was determined , I ran everywhere from street to street thinking he will give up as usual , to my surprise he kept pace with me in the pursuit for almost 40 minutes .

When I couldn't run no more , I had to take off the shirt , fling it away while running , he braked , caught the shirt in mid-air and returned home , since then I no try am put my old man for race again.

So you see , the Policemen had no reason to catch the students , so they just chase them away from the streets and turned back when the aim have been achieved . If the students were criminals running away , there's no way the Policemen will chase that high number of people without at least catching one of them (Even without using guns) .

So make Una rest

FalseProphet1:
You're absolutely right. The core north over the years have been known to queue behind their sons, regardless of how incompetent he is. I don't see them changing overnight.

If I'm to analyze how voting would be next year based on how thing are currently.

Tinubu would win the 6 SW states but it would be tightly contested by Atiku and Peter Obi, Tinubu would win Kwara, Kogi and yobe states making it 9 states. He won't get 25% in the SS and SE. He won't get up to 25% in any other northern state. So he has. 9 states

Peter Obi would get bloc votes from all 5 SE states, he would win the 3 Niger Delta states which are Delta, Rivers and Bayelsa, he would win Edo, Abuja, then ride on the wings of CAN and PFN who are clearly against tinubu's Muslim Muslim ticket to win Plateau, Taraba, Benue, Nasarrawa, making it 14 States. He would have more than 500,000 vote in Lagos even though he would loose it to Tinubu, and get 25% votes in all SW states, Cross river and Akwa ibom.

Kwankwaso is a spoiler. He might win Kano narrowly and maybe Jigawa. He would spilt Atiku's Bloc votes in the remaining northern states.

Atiku would win all North Eastern states, then battle for votes with Kwankwaso in the NW states.

So as things are, if Kwankwaso remains in NNPP and doesn't merge with anyone, Peter Obi would most likely win, cos Kwankwaso would be a spoiler to Atiku's Bloc votes.

Peter Obi will win the 3 South South fortresses of PDP , Rivers ,Delta and Bayelsa when their son , Gov Ifeanyi Okowa is the vice presidential candidate to Atiku ?



Guy, you need to stop lieing to yourself, smell the coffee and prepare for Atiku's Presidency cos it's a landslide victory

Atiku will easily win the Presidential elections before 2pm on the Election Day .

Mark my words

Happy birthday to Lionel Messi, the soccer Wizard himself

[quote author=naijapikin2 post=114076088]OGA go and sit down. You entered the music industry with beef. Your hit songs were the ones laced with beef. So after you didn't see who to beef again you faded out. Check out all those artists that started with beef how long did they last Rugged man.. you.... Please make una help me name them...

Nico Gravity , d guy that "Finished Timaya" that year

Hunger never catch am , if hunger marmar am , he go remove one Zero , begin charge 800 naira per session

Ewu Onitsha

maybet081:
You need rough players to win trophies,
Wike is a good partner.

;Dso suddenly, Wike is now a good player ?
Wawu

The worst of it all , the student will have to explain why he drank from the bottle and why he uploaded the Query photo on the net .E don zeh

This is what Tinubu meant when he said recruit 50 million youths into the army .
What they will eat ? , Yam , Cassava, Agbado , Corn , in the Morring , Snake meat .

Beauty is indeed in the eyes of the key holder

The poster should come to Northern Nigeria to see the real meaning of facial beauty among Fulani girls

The dad couldn't verify the source of income , he had to do the needful ASAP before he becomes an accessory after the fact .

You never can trust these daughters of Eve these days, nowadays it's not uncommon to find a salesgirl whose salary is 20k a month using and changing phones worth 500k plus .

How they do it I don't know

naptu2:
See previous thread here: Sit-At-Home: Gunmen Bomb Izombe Market In Imo, Raze Vehicles

Imo State Police Command @ImoPoliceNG



https://twitter.com/ImoPoliceNG/status/1539321330390155264

But must the Commissioner in all the South be an Ahmed , Yusuf , Bala , Isa, Musa, Abdullah or an Aboki?

Congratulations to them all

Obi should forget about the North and allow Doyin Okupe continue as the vice presidential candidate.

He doesn't need to play second fiddle to anyone, he can win the Presidential elections alone backed by his online minions and Twitter block voters.

Anambra block votes alone is 3 times that of the North and South west combined .

Hail Obi , the King of Egypt

Putin biko , they went on their own o , we did not send them , in fact they are black Americans not Nigerians , we deny them with all entirety .

Make dem no go use 9ja settle Western scores

Confirmedzombie:
How can there be more igbos in the list than other tribes.

This marginalisation must stop.. I condemn this list, I condemn it, I condemn.

There should be federal character and not picking only igbos

You be real confirmed Zombie
Your Zombiesm has been signed , sealed , delivered , stamped and attested

Whenever you see an Ashawo or jobless girl using a costly iPhone, never envy her or think her lucky .
If only you know how many times she has sat on hot water or reset her fallen womb or treated dangerous sexual infections , you will feel pity for her and her kind .

I always shake my head in pity whenever I see Ladies of the night lined up in night clubs and hotels waiting to endanger their lives going out with sexual perverts and unknown men all in the quest to live above their means .

The girl child really needs more early orientation , if not , very soon, their population can elect a president in this country

Atiku remains the best candidate of them all , he has the fitness , the experience, the courage and he's one of the most successful business men in Africa, he has done well for himself and will easily use his wealth of business acumen to transform our ailing economy.
Anytime , anyday , I will vote for Atiku and Okowa.
#Vote Atikowa
#Vote PDP

SultanOfAbia:
I decided to try 1 last time. And the next girl shouted NO when i told her straight to the point that i wan fvck her.
As per say people no too full there i just jejely took my L and move.

My Conclusion is.
Dont listen to what Women say
They dont know what they want
They say they want Honest man
Now im 100% honest with them and they push me off.

[b][/b]Now i understand why Guys will Lie Heaven and Earth just to fvck a girl.
Becaise if he is honest about his intentions, She will not give him pussy[b]

So fellas, Continue Lieing and Decieving these girls. Because last last Women love to Hear Lies...
They hate Honesty. [/b]

I crate of chilled Heineken for you, bills on me

The most annoying and hilarious is after banging and riding you hardcore , she wants to wear her clothes , she will go grab a towel , find her panties , look at you with a shy face and tell you to look away while she dresses.

Wetin I de look away for na , for something when open for me for more than one hour now ?
Shuo

She has either gotten a higher paying boyfriend or the guy's sexmatics is very wack.
No clear headed girl abandons a boyfriend whose sexual prowess is top notch.
Nothing restrains her from coming periodically to collect some good dicking, not even marriage to another man

Same sex people should all be rounded up and banished to Venus or Mars