₦airaland Forum

The Guy married a cow , after Child birth she will be like

But where Davido for de see this money sef?

Putting FIFA's world cup theme song into good use I guess .

Congratulations to OBO, our own de come .
As far as there is a guyman to hustle , there is a client to pay , Na time e go take ,Penis go surely chop Suya when get hair

Even this evening after the news broke out for the Ozoro , many girls still baff , wear short gown go meet strange men inside hotels for the same Ozoro
Without say dem tell their close ones where dem de go,, all because dem wan use iPhone, buy fancy clothes and do birthday 4 times a year.

Advise them for now till tomorrow you de waste your time ,come Oz here , you go see girl go abandon her handwork , sit down idle yet she de stay flat , de use big phone and de ball on a stead .

As far as the antelopes choose to continue sharing a drinking pool with Lions they will continue to be used for dinner .

I just de imagine how she go take stand for queue on the last day during judgement , As in she go stand headless ABI she go hold her head for hand de narrate how she waka for earth

Hotzone:
No escape for meth boys

You have the brains of a dead ram, spits

helinues:
You see..

When you are loved by many not just by few set of people.

A moving train is actually unstoppable

Kaduna bandits says Hi

Old picture .

Very aged picture , No wonder people de complain about this Nairaland

So na the Jennifer Lopez be this sef .

See her strong face with high cheek bones .

The guy should sign pre-nuptial before saying I do ,because you can't wife a hoe and keep her perpetually from the streets .

From the streets she came and back to the streets she shall return whence she came

It's a huge gamble
If Dembele can discover his form and fitness for Barca , then it's a pointer that Hazard too may be able to discover his form again in Arsenal .

Like I said it's a gamble .

#chai , how d mighty take fall , a whole Hazard being christened by same Arsenal fans he has destroyed so often as a "reject"

, Disciples of Maguire

makavell7:
Una these people wey dey follow friend go herbalist place una dey try o. Do you know the conversation between your friend and the juju man behind you?. The day one of my yoruba friend Yomi mistakenly told me he visits marabouts, that was the last time we spoke, i cut off all relations with him

You can as well cut off all of your Yoruba friends cos , no matter how Much they go to church or mosque , they all are united when it comes to visiting herbalists , swallowing concoctions , keeping charms in their rooms to ward off elusive enemies .

Some de my compound for here as I de follow you talk , staunch Muslims who fast during this Ramadan yet got charms on their waist yet na same bike dem de ride for years

The guy no smart , if na me I for don flog the Hilux for black market give another person , The law always protect innocent third party buyers who buy without knowledge of the gift , so it wouldn't order for the return of the vehicle from the 3rd party .

As she de continue to de make noise for social media, na to meet her again for peaceful settlement, pet her small , use Okafor's law on her ,, she go always fall again , lash her well well , back to back , pack love for her body wotowoto , She go even buy me another SUV , this time G-Wagon with my name on the receipt and all the documents .

Then give her belle , when e reach 7 to 8 months , dump her again .

She go know say Sewing machine no be Pumping machine.

Supreme court governor wants to overreach his powers .

Buy drink then go and appease your village Elders during your village festivals , after their prayers and blessings, everything will be fine. Na you go de see foreign jobs de select your choice

They should rate Snake meat consumption , I wantu check our position in the Premier league table

OfoIgbo:
Both Osibanjo and Buhari are to be blamed for this tragedy.

As the president, Buhari should be made aware of FEC decisions, especially in situations where he is still the president. Traveling abroad is not an excuse worthy of mentioning, in situations of this nature.

If decisions have been taken that contravene the inner convictions of Buhari, such issues can be looked at again, in future FEC meetings.

So while Osibanjo is neck deep in this tragedy, as he was the person that presided over a meeting where pointless concerns were being raised about the brand of equipment (a technical concern that should be handled by BPP) in spite of the fact that the contract proposal also had BPP certification.

Buhari gets the lion share of blame though, as the head of this incompetent bunch

The whole truth is what you just said above

The one with big soft bouncing yansh

Romanoff:
One road from Abuja to Okene if you're traveling down south, you fit bury human being for the potholes wey dey that road.

I pass that road last month , na real jungle o

Ask yourself why you see some top Yahoo guys with so many beautiful and hot ladies flocking around them always find a way to still keep hold on one ugly slim girl who can't hold a candle to the numerous bitches around them ..

They might have been hustling for years , gone to all the spiritualists , witch doctors even updated all their formats etc , Yet nothing came out until they met that not so fine girl , then boooommm ,, they started cashing out and taking back to back .

Many men will always meet that bringer of luck but the core thing is knowing it and doing everything reasonable to not lose that special woman

Oya begin wag tongue give all those sexy Nurses dem , you know as you de deceive women for your films and you kukuma get name .
Dem go easy to catch ,but whether hospital bed fit withstand your weight join her weight nai I never know

Somebody make better hot Eba , This match wan cook better Ogbono soup with dogmeat , who wan chop?

May God bless him and continue to protect him

simpleseyi:
If the guy was a Class captain in primary school, then EFCC and DSS will soon come after him for embezzling Noise Makers fines in primary three in the year 1934

Eweeeiiii , guy Nollywood needs brains like yours to compose wicked film scripts .

See where you think go

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Criticism is part of every developing democracy, but I wonder why APC government hate being criticized.
As in ehn

Arsenal de win match??

Wetin WizKid de sing wen he de get Heddies nomination ,, be like the award don cast

How can a reasonable Man lusts after an ugly Woman of this magnitude , even her worworface can make a drunken sailor go sober in a minute .

I rather smooch with a mannequin than with this Okija Masquerade that claims she has big bumbum

Your yansh heavy reach Destiny killer Etiko own?

TheRareGem1:
You are already afraid of the man. I like that

Someone that lost his own ward during the last election �� , we are indeed scared

Davidson1010:
Just remembered how a young girl of 10 years from one of the northern State approached me asking of indomie and in return, have her as I wish.
I smiled and then replied her, I'm a CHRISTAIN,we don't do terrorism and don't take someone's daughter by force.

How did you know her real age and how was she able to communicate to you that she needed indomie , cos it's evident she can't speak English .

Oya explain yourself

Thank God Jonathan willingly stepped down for the new bride to take over .

By now , we would be saying "General Buhari was the best president Nigeria never had".

Mr Jega should keep shut and hide his face in shame ,, when he turned away his face to the underage voters in the North because Buhari is his fellow northerner and Muslim , he never knew a day like this will come .

Nova1988:
Are you guys joking or are you just dumb? Didn't you see airstrike? So you expect the airforce pilot to land in the forest and take pictures of the dead terrorists just for you?

Ndi developers people will not kill me.

Then how were they able to know the exact number of terrorists killed if all they did as you have insinuated is fly above and throw bombs .

Pictures or we don't believe it

watch out , the office compiling the records will catch fire and burn to the ground , just watch