₦airaland Forum

The man wear full acre of land for neck .

Carry go joor , King of the boys .
You only live once YOLO

Just watched the video now , lol , the Oba na real OG , see steps na

A vote for Peter Obi issa waste of votes .

For we to go forward in this country , we need to first go back to where we were in 2015 , then push forward .
And that can only be done by removing the evil APC from power . Atiku and PDP is the surest bet to achieve that .
South South is already locked for PDP coupled with block votes from the North , the South East should have solidified the victory but for Obi's emergence which will split the south eastern votes.
It may work in Tinubu's favour if he can get huge votes from the North especially the North West plus the whole of South west .

Peter Obi should stop deceiving himself and return to the PDP because he wouldn't even win a state outside the south eastern region .

The Easterners need to play inclusive politics, that's how they can produce a strong man who they can field to become President .

Same country that produce most of the rice Nigeria import .
Please they shouldn't sack the rice in sacks earlier used to distribute weed o

The suffering go touch every sector

The red pool should be named Kanayo pool

Until you travel to and stay in Abuja , you will never know that there is a difference between Abuja and FCT .

Some places in the city are worse than even your rural village

The name of the Law firm resembles a Spanish wine .

Imagine forcing your Employees to go get PVCs , only for them to vote for Tinubu after collecting 5k on Election Day .

no be juju be that

As much as Wike has structure and influence, Gov Okowa will be the best for Atiku .

Wike have been known to bite more than he can chew , has gathered so many enemies and broken so many bridges .

We are talking of APC politicians wasting 100 million for a form without getting a single vote yet have thousands of poor people in their various states .
We are talking of The numerous killings and annihilations from the Northmen.
We are talking of Civil servant de work , delegate de chop .
We are talking of Aso rock being used as a retirement home for Octogenarians back to back.

And the only thing that this one can talk about is a fairy cancer from a waist bead .

Hisses

Nigerians incoming President come 2023 .
The only man with the capacity and capability to lead us out of the valley of the shadow of death of APC .

One thing about me , I never give up , no matter the odds or how tough it is .

But you see Super Eagles matter , I don comot hand finally, I no do again.
Proudly Argentine

Atiku issa goal

That means Dr Sid will make billions after suing all those couples that used his song "pop champagne" for toasting in marriage reception events every week .

Abeg make this one go sitdon joor , song when people don forget , d DJ by mistake remember to play am , he de cough .

ABI he no know say people go begin download the song again and he go benefit from am.

If they play only Bob Marley and Michael Jackson's songs now , na Una go still criticise say dem no de publicise or promote Una

The goal is to go backwards .
This forward na death row

What goes around comes around.
Tinubu and the south west betrayed Goodluck Jonathan and the whole South for Buhari and the North , now they have been scammed .
They will have no choice than to bow to another Northerner in APC or Pitch tent with another Northerner in PDP or breakout APC and form their own party to run , which will make them contest against the whole of Nigeria because the South Easterners and South Southerners will never vote a Yoruba betrayer Jacob into power

I think it's a strategy orchestrated by the Tinubu group .
It's no longer news that the APC presidential ticket has been zoned to the South west comprising of Tinubu, Osinbajo and Fayemi .

Now with this news , the south west will have no choice to rally round the only candidate who have the weight to protect them ,, Tinubu .
If not , he would have asked , Where are the cows

It's time for Christians to take charge of their lives by violence and force .
Take up arms to defend themselves , forget about what the so called Daddy GOs will say , those ones are politically compromised and got soldiers guiding their gates .

Esama:
Tinubu a talk of town man of the moment. I was in yankee last week one white man approached me who is Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. I told him he is a jagaban of Africa he should Google it to know more about him.

Inferiority complex at its peak .
So because he's white , and so .
Oya tell your White man to come vote am enter President now

formerUKSF:
Nairalanders please with the way thinz are going in thiz country it is better for one to plan very well.

Education does not guarantee a sure future(in financial terms).it is better to learn a skill which can help on the long run.

Which is better to learn now ??

Plumbing. I really can't stand all types of irritation

Carpentery. Will it be expensive to start the business after learning.

Solar power installation. I really love it buh pls i need to
Know more

Cctv installation. Can sum 1 really survive on this skill in nigeria

Am 20 and i'll love to get married at most 25.

I just need to be financially capable to do what i want
Get a car,build my own house(even if it's a 4-5 bdrm bungalow),take care of my family.

Mods please move to fp it will help alot thx

Go and carry weight , gather enough muscles and apply as a bouncer in a night club , you can also work in parties and guide politicians .
As far as you maintain your muscles and 6 packs , you will always be employable

litigator:



Lawyers representing peak and gala are currently weighing their options on settlement, bleed out and technical justice. The lawyers be like “ look at the originating processes very well guys!
We just need one or more valid grounds to bring a preliminary objection and then go on interlocutory appeal if it’s thrown out.
By the time we are back from Supreme Court, Sabinus will be too tired to go on with the substantive suit”


Addendum: With wetin I dey see for the is Exhibit 2, which is the Oxygen that supplies blood to his case, the case is DOA.

Preliminary objection and interlocutory appeal is a sure banker. TM

But then, what if this is a publicity stunt and Nairaland lawyer analyst like my self is making submissions I won’t be paid for.

Counsel be calming down , legalese isn't meant to be spoken carelessly amongst laymen

Where are the widows?

I have officially resigned from supporting the Super Eagles .

From now on , I support Argentina .

At times in life , it's worthless to give some people continued benefits of doubt .

E go better , E go better , na so Arsenal fans take turn perpetual heartbreak customers

The clergymen and Rev father's upnorth need to arm themselves.
This kidnap wouldn't have happened if the bandits met the Rev fathers well armed with fully loaded AK 47s and pump action guns.

The Law provides for self defense , even the Bible says "... Only the violent taketh it by force .

Abeg who get that Hank Anuku Rev father pic with Bible and AK 47

See as she be like who wan use back varnish enter the house

WibusJaga:
Problem is with the wearer not the wearee.

Sweetplum:
All of you should select my shape

My dear your shape no de there .
Wait till they start uploading pictures of skeletons

Islandlady:
redpillars in the mud...Las Las y'all can't do without a woman

Sex starved redpillars oshi!!!

you know whether him family get any land when he go see sell ??

I,, all the way, she get bress , she get yansh , she come still set

justiz5:
You are not smart enough. Any time she is awake making those calls, record their conversation (and seek for interpretation from trusted fellos. Thank me later. I am in one of the Hausa speaking states. You can't gossip me anyhow be it in my place of work or in the compound where I stay. I will surely find out.

Do that and thank me later.

Assuming the op was smart like me, he would have been ahead of the game with his "Ibo Sex Slave"

Omor see update , y I love Nairaland, thanks boss

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BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

The one when go shock Una pass , say the recovered loot no go return to the celebrant complete .

Some go fall by the wayside