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excomarow:
At times ehn... The kind money wey people dey spray for events e de dey tempting

especially when house dry , you come de see say ground full reach knee level for the event with hard currencies .
You go begin hear one still small voice de whisper update for your ear

wiseone28:
Na who get money dey marry

Na only you don talk true for this thread

Apart from the fact that he married a woman who was born 2 years after the Nigerian Civil War .

He should make sure he always keep the original documents of his cars and assets far away from her , lest he travels to shoot movie and return to find that Madam have used his cars and house to sow dangerous seed as directed by the spirit .

if you don stay close to Christ Embassy spirit filled believer , you go know wetin I de talk , more so a pastor

I blame the elderly women around that place , they should have torn the slit to reach her navel so she can expose herself very well .. If she talk shikashika, dem gather her beat , Next time she no go try am.

Na so Lagos boys gather beat that idiot Male crossdresser when de waka with female clothing , I hear say the guy don give him life to Christ begin do Usher for church.

Make she go Kaduna or Kano dress like this come out make we check something

The Senate Committee in the last 7 years failed to properly monitor and audit the AGFs office .

Note - In the last 7 years .

The time to go our separate ways is getting closer

We hope this rough play from Klopp doesn't cause Liverpool this match

So na this kind leg Arsenal wan Tek go play Champion's league?
abeg make dem rest joor , Europa League nai fit Arsenal abeg

This one that wore costume or another?

This fight when Ayade wan fight so .
He go fit succeed so ?
Cos now , he don draw first blood against PDP , now sacking this Monarch having affiliations with PDP is another.

Make we de watch sha , a child who swallows a whole coconut for breakfast has complete faith in his anus during Evening time

Chai , this one pain me o .
Sinner Man !!
No matter how long , New Jerusalem, James town will ever be evergreen cos of this guy's action and guttural voice.
May his soul RIP

rickpat:
with the name of that disease,you sure say 1m naira fit treat am?..the name get weight o

you don use laff scatter my ribs

Dagger111:
It is Nurse week and was told to write something about Nurse.

Me: Well, some of them can be very rude and nonchalant, especially these public hospital nurses. I remember last year when i was operated for Appendicitis, then during d Urinary Catheters, this Nurse was forcing d pipe in, i nearly gave up, i complained, she said i am still speaking English, i feel like biting d idiot but d pains wouldn't allow me, so i requested for change of hands, b4 this humble & damsel nurse slot the host in gently. After d operation, i made complaint of maltreatment i got from the idiot to the senior doctor. She was given 5days extra night duty, she came to apologized and we bcame best of frnds later. Pls don't ask me the type of frnds we became.

I remembered how I cringed and contorted my face when I saw that pipe being slotted in gently on a patient , not to talk of when it is done roughly.
Chai , I really can't begin to imagine the pain , sorry , kpele o

isah80:
Thumbs up to all Nurses, it is not easy but you all are doing well, in as much as there will always be bad ones in every profession, I thank you all for the great work.

You will never understand this until you spend a little time in Hospital.

If you are a nurse in this forum, you can send me a message if there is anything available, i will let you know. It will be my little way of appreciating you guys.

Thanks.

This one don set trap .

Be like who line corn enter him bedroom for him neighbor fowl to chop , waka enter butcher room

One day for for the thief , everyday for the burners

gr8twizzy:
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If it's free and truly pays , you wouldn't tell us

NFF played themselves ,, idiots .
You gave someone a target , he always delivers .
Suddenly you wake up and sack him even when you know that his contract still subsists .

If I be Rohr , I go add general and special damages join once the matter go appeal , that time e go reach 500 million naira , their mind go de

Abeg a benevolent group should purchase the APC presidential form for the INEC chairman make e go well

Reality3080:
D guy in d 2nd pics looks like all these mad men in Yoruba films

maybe na rainy season he own de come

successmatters:
Please face your strike, you need the education to improve on your rotten grammar.

Grammar kill you there anuofia , if only your skull isn't filled with saw dust you would have realised he typed in pidgin .
Nonsense , we are pissed off and tired of y'all constant whining from that useless part of the Nation , haba , wetin sef !!!
Any small thing south east , south east . No be say Una even know wetin Una want , today give us Biafra by force , tomorrow Referendum, next tomorrow give us Presidency .
Any how confused people , you guys are irritating I swear down

Makaveli217:
Dates, they are very nutritious, it can also be grinded together with soya bean, tigernuts, dried unripe plantain, a little bit of crayfish and groundnut to make a highly nutritious soya milk.

You forgot to add , grounded yam , roasted corn , pain kernels and enough okro

He should aim better next time ,,, better to be charged to court for Homicide than attempted murder.
Evil South-Africans Nigeria stood with during Apartheid gained independence, started killing innocent Nigerians , looting their sweat and burning their shops .

abeg make Una help me beg Eniola Badmus and Teni make dem no go chill for South Africa .
Before white man go fire their yansh with bazooka thinking say dem be hippopotamus and rhinoceros

Blatant lies story from the imagination .

Only those who are not familiar with the court system Viz a Viz Divorce petition would believe this tall story .

No court will just divorce a marriage under the act on such flimsy grounds , worse they will be advised to go and settle their differences via family settlement mechanisms .

If you say she parked out from her matrimonial home to go and continue the Ashawo gospel , we may believe you small .

But DIVORCE because hubby bought a car before a house , that's a lie .

Unless they weren't validly married in the first place

A child that says his mother will not sleep will surely end up in the dustbin .

We gave them 600 years after disrespecting Nigeria and Africa during the last AFCON by not releasing Dennis .
It has come to pass , they can now go into oblivion like Portsmouth

Like someone said Up north
The Mob were only trying to beat the fear of God back into him

It's called "Itagba" here in Urhobo land .
Very deadly form of spiritual attack .

Only a fool will think it's film trick or hearsay

Kennyquestt:
Visit Kano Zoo the natural Land Scape and serenity with the animals in the Game reserved kind of zoo will amaze you.

I have visited Kano Zoo this year , and this one showed us doesn't hold a candlelight to Kano Zoo .
Any Zoo when no get Lion na garden

Cyphar:
Nice one O.P i enjoyed viewing every of the picture posted here. How i wish we have something like that here in naija...... Even if there is, poor maintainace will surely destroy it

Visit Kano Zoo or Ibadan , you will see more Wildlife than the OP showed us .
No be everything Una go must use downgrade Nigeria .
Someone should show me how to open threads maybe I can post the Zoo pics I snapped there

Man Utd fans de make mouth now because Brentford de play like Norwich Yellow
Make dem play like Villarreal yellow now now
You no go see any Man utd fan online

Give him 2 weeks .

I say give him 2 weeks

WHITELIGHTER:
Y'll talking about this match being fixed are clearly dumb and lack football knowledge...Imagine a graduate saying an important match like this is fixed...

You are just like Jon Snow , you know nothing

Na some girls client nai dis evil snake just kill troway so o