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But where is Emefiele

but how did you see him bathing his pregnant wife ?

Ashawo

If Nigerian Military dares invade Niger , Ekpa will retaliate by declaring 2 months sit at home in the South East .

Nigeria is in trouble

Now I know why Adam blamed JAH in the Garden for eating the fruit .

Na women de bring problems , funny enough na we still de go hustle them come enter our peaceful lives

God forbid bad thing o

Hmmn , na to first call your Lawyer , then he follow you to Police station to write your statement , with the right spendings and prayers , you will be out after an Autopsy report exonerating you

Throwback:
This is all that matters, Atiku should stop wasting his time hoping to discover Mungo Park that would make him President after losing election everything.

Is it your time he's wasting ?
Are you the one financing the consultation fees of his lawyers home and Abroad?
Are you the one paying for his fights ?

He has a right to expend all possible avenues to try to reclaim his Mandate and that's what he's doing , you either watch or don't click on such threads .

Maybe when your Neighbors trespass on your family land and start encroaching on it , you fold your arms because you don't want to waste time in Court .

But, but, but Atiku cannot go to USA yen yen yen .

This will be a real problem for Jagaban , imagine running helter skelter from Tribunal to Chicago and Niger .

When you sow the wind , you will reap the Whirlwind .

Atiku is coming

Let's leave all the tribal and religious slurs first


Where this Rich kids they meet themselves and how financially average class men fit meet and hook up with the daughters of the Rich .

I need genuine answers

victorVIC1:
Hahaha. This is just so funny. I don't leave vehicles with mechanic. I schedule repairs for Saturdays and wait till all is sorted

Your car never get serious fault 😂 ,, if e get better Mechanical plus Electrical and Spiritual faults ,, you go leave am for up to 2 months .

Hope he has obtained a signed and sealed Approval from Maxi Simon Finland before attempting to rebuild Aba ?

They have left Kanu behind .

Up Ekpa !!
Our Plime Minister

ecolime:

Na strategy bro

Does Tinubu look like someone who is interest in confronting Niger militarily?

He is the ECOWAS leader. The letter to the senate is just for him to make ECOWAS member states, Buhari, France and UK see that he made attempts.

Now, no super power will blame Nigeria or him for not protecting their interest.

Even a new born baby knows the senate will reject the prayer 7 of his request.

Underate Tinubu's Political sagacity at your own peril. Nigga is the real Maradona reason why we never wanted him in Aso-Rock. You can't set a trap for him.

Even the great PO knows him in and out, reason why he purposely left out election result and seeking out cancellation of his candidacy.

You are one of the few who can read the Handwriting on the wall ..

Only a phuul will start his new Government that's still shaky because of Tribunal with a War with a neighboring country

A Ritualist isn't supposed to interfere in the lifestyle of another Ritualist

Washing plates biko .


I hated ironing before but since I started starching my clothes , I started liking ironing .

But plates , mbanu

The only thing I saw is that the DPO is a fellow Northern Muslim ,Lawan Abdullahi

But come to the South , you wouldn't find a Southerner occupying the DPO office , it's still the Aliyu's, Isa's , Musa's and Abdullahi's ...

This country isn't balanced at all

funny enough the major threat to his office and life isn't those retired Military Generals but the Stone-cold faced Terrorist of a Vice President , Shettima .
Each time I see him , I see a Dimka waiting for the right opportunity .

Common touch o
What if he finger her nko

Learn how to barb hair , it will take you at least 4 months to be perfect in a good Barbing salon

Nazgul:
This is one of the reasons why despite everything people say about Abacha, he still remains one of Nigeria's best leaders for me.

During his tenure, US, Britain, France...etc, all closed down their embassies in Nigeria and left.

Abacha's children schooled here in Nigeria. Abacha himself never toured Europe and America, he ruled in Nigeria, lived in Nigeria and died in Nigeria.

It's good to see other African countries getting rid of European parasites. They don't mean well for you. All they do is come to your country, build their military base, find a way of accessing your resources and ship it back to their country whilst leaving you in abject poverty.

But how come every year , the listed countries in your comment return his loots stashed in their banks ??

You don see am naw

TemplarLandry:
Obi the feminine man who speaks through the nostrils. 😁

“whoon toonk mahin phonne, thin two of them wahn just hiehn”

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Electrical o , that one fit make you catch witch .

I have seen someone with 3 vehicles resort to hiring Keke for his movements because of Electrical wahala in all the vehicles ..

Worse is that you can easily detect a Mechanical fault and give direct instructions to the Mechanics but that of Electrical , hmmn , Electrician can look at your bonnet and tell you the Okplom Gadget switch is faulty whereas it's just a minor issue of joining two wires which disconnected ...

Niger got Nigeria flexing her muscles like the USA on Russia with sanctions ...

Heiiii , wait o , so you mean say Nigeria fit sanction another Country ?

End shall never wonders

Samantha124:
Nope, but apparently it has decreased... She only allocates him a small amount of money as his monthly allowance from his monthly salary.

Sometimes he'd have to ask her for some money if it happens that he finished his allowance before the month end...

God abeg ooo

In Davido's voice "Helicopter fall on you "

She came to find more storylines for her next letter to the POTUS .

I doubt if Biden have even read any of them .

#Atiku is coming

I understand the Manchi, he travelled himself and left Shekautima behind , in case coup burst , Na Shettima dem go imprison .

He took a cue from Bazoum's plight 😂

Soso take away my pains by Oma lay

StemCellTherapi:
As am just looking at that man on suit, it reminded me of a very top official in an organization one time earning close to a million naira per month.

If you ask baba to help us get work in his company, baba no go gree. Baba no dey help anybody. Dem won chop all the money alone.

Covid came, the company retrenched alot of staff both junior and senior including baba.

Baba was now very jobless for months.

Fat chubby baba turned skinny.

The young graduate that was begging him then to help him with work in his company which baba refused now got a small job as an HR Officer.

One morning, the baba reached out to this young HR Officer to please help him find work since he is a recruiter. That he is jobless and needs money even if the pay is 50K.

This was a man earning 850K per month.

This life.

Help people when u are up there.

For you don't know what tomorrow brings.

(A true life story)

Please remind me the name of this movie again .

Ehhmm , Karma is Real ABI na Save a Relation ?

When the Governors go sanitise the Hook up industry especially Edo, Delta ,Rivers ,Lagos and Benue

unclejb2:
The government should swallow the shame pill and free Nnamdi Kanu. He has won in every court the government took him to.

We need to resume our lives normal in the south east. Injustice to one is a cancer to all

Injustice to you Easterners is Cancer to y'all .

Maybe you haven't noticed yet ,,,, a Presidential candidate can actually win Election without a single vote from your region and right now Ogun state's economy alone is more than the 5 states in the Sad East not to talk of Lagos or Rivers ...

If una like make una lock unaselves for the whole year , na una Sabi ,,, nobody send una and no Federal Government go give una Referendum or allow una secede ,,, una better no carry una yeye attitude come South South o , if not una go collect .

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the Niger Military planned the coup with the President Bazoom ,not to seize power but to have an Excuse to Zoom Buhari's loots and investments in their country ..