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DaddyRochie1642:
I stopped judging a book by it's cover years ago, you never know, that rice might be taste well.

. how sincere are you with this , because I can only imagine

Jdaughter:
May God help us in this country.

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We really need God's help oooo

Jellof rice is an African delicacy which when prepared, virtually love having a taste of it. Even in weddings, burials, naming ceremonies and other kinds of events, it's always a meal everyone looks forward to especially when the well prepared and garnished.

However, not everyone can prepare it very well. Inasmuch as it not very hard to prepare for those that know how to, it's not also easy for someone who haven't made it before as just the sight of it, can make one decide whether or not to eat the food.

A man by name @Smithie_ shared on twitter the Jellof rice he allegedly prepared as he asked, when he can add "chef" to his biography.

men should learn how to prepare decent meals for themselves for anyday it may come handy.

SandraJane:
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. how is this news

SmellySperm:
excret or shit Wich one abeg?

. nice question

We are all aware of the ongoing harass Buhari out of London protest that started since last week Thursday. Mr Omokri keeps bringing up points to use against president Buhari with the intention of sending Buhari back to Nigeria in order to improve our health sector.



Reno Omokri made a tweet this afternoon bringing up an incident on March 10, 2010 where president Muhammadu Buhari called for late president Yar'adua to be removed from office for his extended medical vacation.

He added that today, Buhari has spent more time on medical vacation than late Yar'adua. Reno added that Yar'adua built hospitals but which hospital did president Buhari built.

Masonkaycares:
When a RTD olosho gives birth and no one takes responsibility, she expects the child to be a replica of her.

. do you think any olosho loves what she is doing.?

Legally, children become officially of age when they turn 18. Most major decisions concerning their lives are taken by their parents or guardians as the case may be. But that does not mean bad or wrong decisions are acceptable. It can be contested or questioned by the public or people close to them. I remember a saying that 'children are for the whole public'.


Why am I on about child right in this article? It is about a picture making round on Twitter. The picture of a baby who doesn't look less than 3 months old with three piercing on her ears.

This got people really angry because according to them, it is all shades of wrong. What if the child grow up to hate the piercings? Another Twitter user said nowadays, children are not allowed to make their own choices and decisions in life. Someone said it is wrong to put the child through undue pain unnecessarily. Many people had a whole lot to say about the picture. See some few screenshots:


What's your take? Would you do this to your girl child because you feel you have the right? Remember, children grow up eventually and they might hate you or whatever you thought was right for them back then.

Recently, a lady named Sadeeq Maryam has taken her Twitter handle to share a picture with the caption;
"I need someone to pamper me".
Luckily for her, a Photoshop artist named Harrison came across this picture and he decided to grant her her request. Harrison went ahead to photoshop a pampers in her picture which contradict what she asked for already.

See the photoshoped picture below

- The crossdresser said he flew her into Nigeria from another country

- The male barbie noted that he helps people across the world



Crossdresser Bobrisky has taken to his official Instagram page to show off the newest member of those he wants to make a star.

The male barbie shared a photo with a young lady on his page and called her his daughter.

According to him, he doesn't know her from anywhere but he decided to fly her down to Nigeria to change her life for the better.



Bobrisky shows off his new daughter online. Photos: @bobrisk

Bobrisky then went on to tell his fans and followers not to think that he helps only his country's people. According to him, he helps people across the world.

He said:

"My daughter. I don't know her from nowhere but I flew her down to Nigeria to change her life. So don't think I only help Nigerians. I help across the world."

Playloaded:
According to the lady, the man couldn't say sorry after she choked on her meal during their date.<

A lady took to Twitter to reveal the shocking reason she refused to date a man after going on a date with him.

'The most petty reason you refused to date someone?' a Twitter user asked.

The question received responses from multiple Twitter users.

One Twitter user replied: 'We were on a date and I think the food might have gone the wrong way because I start coughing. Bros didn’t even say “sorry”. Just kept quiet and stared. Then resumed talking when I was done coughing. I just knew a person like that would tell me cramps are no big deal'.

Others have responded, telling her it's a valid reason to refuse to date a person.

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. you must have eaten beyond the guys budget

Ayo2004:
Why don't u speak the truth to your fellow country men?

. what do you think am saying

MejiLoyon:
As a Lagos boy, seeing sacrifices in junctions is no big deal. From yams to eggs to cash. In fact I've seen where kids will deliberately rush to the junction to eat whatever sacrifice is placed there.

Once I heard someone greet the other..."How far them put ebo for junction", "No ooo. These people don dey mess up". "Na wah o, go check pipeline junction. Ebo must dey there. Them dey leave money there sef".

This made me never really place importance on this fetish practise. Boys dey chop am steady and they are still alive and doing well.

But what I saw today shook me to my marrows.
I was sitting by my window around 4:00 when I saw this man drag a hefty white ram outside. He and someone I guess is his son. The man Brought out one gourd and started chanting incantations On the ram. Lasted for a few minutes with him mentioning some names. Then in a flash he used his knife on the rams neck and it bled to death.

They are cooking the ram as I speak. My friend is there sharing drinks and chowing the ram . As in as I'm typing this I'm smiling at him from my balcony.

I am tolerant with every religion. In fact I was with an IFA boy throughout school and we got on well. But Omo this one shock me. The names especially because they were familiar. Let me go and continue observing. If anyone starts barking like a dog at least I'll know the source.

.. your guys are the real gods
stay there and be doing long throat
na saliva go full your belle

MejiLoyon:
As a Lagos boy, seeing sacrifices in junctions is no big deal. From yams to eggs to cash. In fact I've seen where kids will deliberately rush to the junction to eat whatever sacrifice is placed there.

Once I heard someone greet the other..."How far them put ebo for junction", "No ooo. These people don dey mess up". "Na wah o, go check pipeline junction. Ebo must dey there. Them dey leave money there sef".

This made me never really place importance on this fetish practise. Boys dey chop am steady and they are still alive and doing well.

But what I saw today shook me to my marrows.
I was sitting by my window around 4:00 when I saw this man drag a hefty white ram outside. He and someone I guess is his son. The man Brought out one gourd and started chanting incantations On the ram. Lasted for a few minutes with him mentioning some names. Then in a flash he used his knife on the rams neck and it bled to death.

They are cooking the ram as I speak. My friend is there sharing drinks and chowing the ram . As in as I'm typing this I'm smiling at him from my balcony.

I am tolerant with every religion. In fact I was with an IFA boy throughout school and we got on well. But Omo this one shock me. The names especially because they were familiar. Let me go and continue observing. If anyone starts barking like a dog at least I'll know the source.

.. your guys are the real gods
stay there and be doing long throat
na saliva go full your belle

Racoon:
https://dailytrust.com/chinese-loan-selfish-lawmakers-have-put-nigeria-in-jeopardy-amaechi

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this Amaechi takes us for a fool oo
so you want to borrow to construct railway that he begged Niger

Deffjam:
wait let me send him 2 odds

Deffjam:
wait let me send him 2 odds

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Ayo2004:
So Nigerians,the headquarters of criminals,hypocrites,religious extremists,tribalists are not lost souls because most go to church and act like saints abi
Most Nigerians are worse sinners than Lil Nas X or even on the same level but una go just dey open mouth waahhhhh

. if you know the truth , speak it out , if your ears haven't heard, your eyes must have seen . no one is claiming holier than thou but u have to speak the truth

naptu2:
https://news.sky.com/story/this-is-evil-lil-nas-x-takes-heat-for-launching-human-blood-satan-shoes-range-12260058?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

. this is the height of it and if you're still doubting about the second coming of the son of God , you need to think twice because Satan the devil is working overtime just to get souls through every little means

Amotolongbo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/451635-boko-haram-throws-maiduguri-into-darkness-again-blows-up-power-tower.html

.the people of Borno should stand up and expose this nonsense bokoharam and their evil mission because if they don't , they will be the ones to suffer the worst of it

richmond500:
So I took my vaccine today, it was suppose to be two dose.
I took the first dose today, my next appointment is 24/June.

I was told to come report if I experience any uneasy feeling as there are some rumours that the dose causes inflammation of the skin and makes one sick.

So, I'll just observe and tell u guys if its safe to take the vaccine and if u should believe those rumours or not. stay connected.

BTW, I took the AstraZeneca/Oxford dose

. nice update but for me , I will not take that vaccine until I get my own palliative

ebukajay184:
More

.. wow , this is really inspiring

Doraty1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-bandits-wont-drop-their-arms-if-they-dont-feel-safe-says-gumi

. so now the faceless bandits are herdsmen baa

Omooba77:
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http://saharareporters.com/2021/03/24/soldiers-open-fire-women-protesting-against-indiscriminate-arrest-southern-kaduna-youths

. I weep for Nigeria my country , the armless and defenceless Nigerian are being killed while the bandits aka Fulani herdsmen are receiving presidential protection by the Buhari administration

Zzor:
I so hate this parrot man,he talks tooooo much and forming redpill online

. but what he said here is actually the truth �

Doraty1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-bandits-wont-drop-their-arms-if-they-dont-feel-safe-says-gumi

. what exactly are they protecting their self from ?
how come it took you no stress to locate this bandits ??
if they are now given amnesty , how about the herdsmen
I don't think amnesty is the right thing to do now because is more like encouraging others to carry arms , the only problem here is that this bandits are from the north , is sth like this arise from the any other part of the country , the next thing you will see is that d govt will redeploy military men to that area .
is only God that will help this country

edogu:
FGN Special Public Work Programme: Has Anyone Been Paid?

It's been two months and few days since the Federal Government of Nigeria early this year launched the Special Public Work (SPW) programme which seeks to create temporarily employment for 774,000 Nigerian youth. Since then nothing has been heard concerning the programme.
The question is has any enrollee been paid?

. FG na scam

bobogoat91:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/help-retrieve-our-55-villages-from-fulani-herdsmen-berom-leaders/amp/

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this has always been the plan of the Buhari administration , to islamize Nigeria and nothing more because this issue is consistently on the news and nothing seem to be done about it , the silence of the government is indirectly encouraging the Fulani headers. the way forward is state policing

how much is this one before they will eat it

iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/hijab-crisis-can-hasnt-learnt-from-history-says-muric

. if any parent has accepted to send his/her child to a Christian school , then such parent should also know how to keep to rules of the school or u just withdraw ur worth to a Muslim school

WalexyWWE:
Hello guys, what a sigh of relief. Thanks to nairalanders for your advice. For those who haven't been following this is the previous thread link

https://www.nairaland.com/6460802/girlfriend-just-scammed-me

So after what happened yesterday I couldn't sleep, I hardly blinked throughout the night I was looking for all the possible means to get back to this girl and get my money refunded.

The mistake I made earlier was calling her her freinds to ask wether she was with them. Apparently she was with one of those girls but she lied. Early this morning I went to the police station bribed two officers (10k each) and told them I would be needing thier services for some few hours.

I don't care if I spend more sef. I started checking all her freinds house. Started from her best freinds place I caught up with her after about 6 places.

She has spent out of the money she has 54k left with her I took it and I took her phone as well(11 pro max). I don't care what happens if she refunds my money she can come for her phone.

She couldn't say anything, neither could she beg. I figured out it will take a long process going the legal way and she might have spent the money before all the evidence I put up against her will be ready.

Thanks to everyone who contributed I know have her phone and half of the money if she dosent show up within a week I will be selling that phone I swear. And luckily for me all the evidence is there on her phone. She has been mocking me and telling some of her freinds how she stole my ATM card. Victory at last.!!!

. indeed the future is female

ogbiwa:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56247534

. three gbosa for Kelechi Iheanacho
the guy is trying