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This is serious! But sha, na person wey dey find "iwakuwa" dey see "irikuri".

Lolz

Apart from the fact that the conversation seems too straightforward for a first time dialogue between a conman and a prospective victim, a proper Nigerian will stress the "ee" in "eewo" to give something like "eeeeeeewo" when genuinely surprised.

bushdoc9919:


Where are they going to find the money?

Look.....if you want new hostels....hostels with two students to a room, and all the furnishings....you have to pay high fees.

Don't pretend otherwise.

You and this your you-have-to-pay-high-fees mantra. Some public universities in the country allocate a room to only two students, and students don't pay through their noses for them.

Better than sharing cooked rice.

adeememman:
I think we've met b4 in obubra. How is life bro

Fine.

kenx1:
i served there lols I DID MY PRY ASSIGNMENT @CRUTECH OBUBURA CAMPUS

Did mine at Mbembe Sec Schl. 2012 Batch C.

Tosman12:
I served in that camp and i can tell you that place nothing hygenic to talk of. Infact that room opposite were the lady in white stands is my hall with some soldiers. We lay foams on the floor.
To make it worst dat camp is far to everywhere, you cant vex to go and stay in an hotel or somthing. Obubra is jxt far from everywhere and d road is terrible. Was even hoping that maybe the place will b better by now ..... 3yrs later all na same.

Bros ye, Obubra isn't far from everywhere. I was there for a whole year, so I know. Agreed that it's three hours from Calabar, but you'd get to Abakaliki from there in a little over an hour.

Etizz:
When I went to kwara camp I was complaining, I never knew kwara is a residential estate compare to cross river.... Jeez, and dat looks like girls hostel......

Cross River NYSC camp isn't that bad. The pictures the OP shared is of the overflow section of the camp. There is only so much it can take. To tell you it isn't bad, the then Niger-Delta militants were rehabilitated in the camp. It isn't paradise, but definitely not as disgusting as you think.

damosade:
These ones are better,soldiers and man owar stays in one of the poultry . I was there 2013,My own hostel was by the mosque side.. Only meant for guys cause lady no fit stay there.. Poo all over the hostell with no water to even wash .the available water was oily due to the oil producing area the camp is located. Malnourished Eba with , palm oil rice with a burnt taste. With oily watery tea prepared from the water we had no source of. Obubra .. Thank God I relocated back to ISEYIN. But I missed those water boys that used to dance their nyaya style every nite show.

Yeah, those dance-dance boys. I was posted to Obubra from camp, and some of those boys lived in my area.

LastSurvivor:
Best in Waec- Southerner
Best in Neco- Southerner
Best in Jamb- Southerner
Best in other fields- Southerner
But most qualified in government jobs Northerners.. how come?

Stop kidding yourself. There is no difference between the education of the elites of the North and those of the South. It's when it comes to the talakawas that you have the huge disparity.

Good move. Ayade is working!

And it's the Germans again!

WIZGUY69:
Teachers, Pensioners Laud
Fayose’s Achievements


Teachers and pensioners in Ekiti State have
commended Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele
Fayose for the remarkable achievements recorded
in his first year in office despite the obvious
political and economic challenges confronting his
government.
The teachers and pensioners under the aegis of
the Nigeria Union of Teachers (NUT) and Nigeria
Union of Pensioners ( NUP), said they are proud
of the governor and his determination to move the
state forward.



www.ekitistate.gov.ng/2015/10/teachers-pensioners-laud-fayoses-achievements/

And what exactly are these "remarkable achievements"?

totit:
[b]1. Obafemi Awolowo - ONE OF THE FOUNDING FOUNDERS OF NIGERIA


2. Alexander Akintola Sapara - THE FIRST NIGERIAN LAWYER


3. Folake Solanke - THE FIRST FEMALE SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA(SAN)


4. Frederick Rotimi Williams - THE FIRST LAWYER TO BE A SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA(SAN)


5. Hon. Justice Olumuyiwa Jibowu - THE FIRST NIGERIAN JUDGE TO SIT ON THE SUPREME COURT BENCH


6. Sir Adetokunbo Ademola - THE FIRST INDIGENOUS CHIEF JUSTICE OF NIGERIA


7. Olusegun Obasanjo - THE FIRST NIGERIAN TO BE BOTH MILITARY AND CIVILIAN HEAD OF STATE


8. Ernest Shonekan - THE SHORTEST PRESIDENT BY NUMBER OF DAYS


9. Oladipo Diya - THE FORMER VICE MILITARY PRESIDENT TO SANNI ABACHA


10. Moshood Abiola - BUSINESS MOGUL, POLITICIAN, ONCE THE MOST RICHEST IN AFRICA


11. Mike Adenuga - CEO OF GLOBACOM, BUSINESS MOGUL, THE SECOND RICHEST NIGERIAN


12. Femi Otedola - BILLIONAIRE, BUSINESS TYCOON


13. Adebutu Kessington - THE INVENTOR OF LEGAL GAMBLING IN NIGERIA(BABA IJEBU)



14. Adeola Odutola - THE FIRST INTREPRENEUR, FIRST TO OWN A PRIVATE SECONDARY SCHOOL, FIRST PRESIDENT OF MANUFACTURER ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA



15. Tai Solarin - ACTIVIST, FOUNDER OF MAYFLOWER SCHOOLS


16. Oba Otudeko - BUSINESS TYCOON


17. Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti - THE FIRST WOMAN TO DRIVE A CAR, LED THE ABA WOMEN RIOT, ACTIVIST OF THE FIRST ORDER



18. Wole Soyinka - NOBEL PRIZE IN LITERATURE



19. Femi Osofisan - A NIGERIAN WRITER OF THE FIRST ORDER



20. Ola Rotimi - LEADING PLAYWRIGHTS AND THEATRE ACTOR


21. Olu Jacob - NIGERIAN ACTOR


22. Subomi Balogun - THE OWNER OF FCMB


23. Pter Akinola - FORMER PRIMATE OF CHURCH OF NIGERIA, ANGLICAN CHURCH



24. Ola Makinde - PRELATE OF THE METHODIST CHURCH


25. Ebenezer Obey - JUJU PIONEER AND MUSICIAN



26. Shina Peters - JUJU MUSICIAN


27. Fela Anikulapo Kuti - AFROBEAT PIONEER



28. Adewale Ayuba - THE ONLY WELL-READ FUJI MUSICIAN


29. Dapo Daniel Oyebanji(D'banj) - HIP HOP ARTIST



30. Hubbert Ogunde - STAGE THEATRE PIONEER(THE FATHER OF NIGERIAN NOLLYWOOD)


31. Sikiru Ayinde Marshall(K1) - FUJI MUSICIAN
32. Kuforiji Olubi - FIRST FEMALE ICAN PRESIDENT
33. Chief J.F. Odunjo - FOREMOST AUTHOR
34. Thomas Adeoye Lambo - Psychiatrist
35. Oba Sikiru Kayode Adetona(THE AWUJALE OF IJEBULAND) - THE LONGEST REIGNING OBA IN NIGERIA(APRIL 2,1960 TILL DATE)
36. Madam Efuroye Tinubu - THE FIRST WOMAN TO BUY A CAR IN NIGERIA
37. Dr. Elizabeth Awoniyi Aimbola - THE FIRST FEMALE DOCTOR IN NIGERIA
38. Dimeji Bankole - THE YOUNGEST SPEAKER IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA



39. THE FIRST CHURCH IN NIGERIA - St. Peters Church Abeokuta



40. OGUN STATE HAS THE LARGEST CONCENTRATION OF UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA


41. OGUN STATE ALSO HOUSE ALMOST ALL THE RELIGIOUS CAMP SITE IN NIGERIA


42. THE FIRST NEWSPAPER WAS SITUATED AT ABEOKUTA, CALLED 'IWE IROYIN'


43. Olubi Sodipo - THE FIRST NIGERIAN PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY


44. Tunde Kelani - THE BEST CINEMATOGRAPHER IN AFRICA


45. Ambassador Segun Olusola - THE VILLAGE HEADMASTER PIONEER



46. Professor Peter Okebukola - FORMER CHAIRMAN OF THE NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES COMMISSION



47. Professor Ogunlesi - FIRST PROFESSOR OF MEDICINE IN NIGERIA



48. Chief Olu Oyesanya - FOUNDER OF NIGERIAN UNION OF JOURNALIST



49. Professor Oluyemi Banjoko - Special Adviser to The American president and the British prime minister on African matters (Manchester, U.K)



50. Prof. Adebayo Adedeji, CFR, - Former Executive Secretary of Economic Community for Africa and Founding Executive Director ofAfrican Centre for Development and Strategic Studies (ACDESS)




51. OGUN STATE IS REPUTED TO HAVE PRODUCED THE HIGHEST NUMBERS OF SENIOR ADVOCATES OF NIGERIA AND MEDICAL DOCTORS.
THIS LIST IS ONLY LIMITED TO MY MEMORY. HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE A TRUE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF OGUN STATE, SHOWCASE THOSE PEOPLE HAVE HAVE CUT THEIR TEETH IN DIFFERENT FORMS OF LIFE.
NONETHELESS, OGUN STATE HAS PRODUCE AND STILL PRODUCING THE BEST HUMAN RESOURCES IN NIGERIA[/b]




Like serious!!!!..... Yoruba people rock!!!

Funmi Kuti did not lead the Aba women riot, biko. Some say Margaret Ekpo did.

kingsilly:
She's back
Adele::Hello

Yeah, she is! The video isn't that great, but it's nice to know she's still got her beautiful voice. Lovely song. Viva Adele!

yemaldo:
Seriously? One thing I noticed is that most of u against ilorin are from ekiti /ondo but u need to visit ilorin before u can judge them and no one can stop anyone from claiming any tribe they want u can talk about South West development but when it comes to yoruba, it's beyond south west alone, u see why kabba people said they ain't yoruba? Don't treat people as if they are osu when in fact u know they are part of ur tribe.
Pls tell me how ilorin people betray yorubas

Alaye, no one is against Ilorin. All they are saying is that the Ilorin people have to make the decision, to either join the fray or not, themselves. Shikena!

And what's this you're saying about Ekiti and Ondo people being against Ilorin? What do they stand to gain from such venture?

May her peacemaking soul rest in peace!

She'll be missed; I like interesting people.

Make the police free Ikechukwu o; no be im fault ...

"People should remember that my reward was on earth. I never waited for the reward in heaven. I am going straight to heaven and not looking for any reward in heaven, I have already got one."



I like this woman.

Happy Birthday in adv., ma'am!

There ain't nothing wrong with a lady asking. If she asks, and I happen to feel the same way too, then I'll say 'yes'. If I feel otherwise, I'll talk my way out of it, in a respectful manner. It's no big deal.

macof:
Moving from Movies, When we talk TELEVISION Shows yorubas run the show from WAP production to Fuji house to Family ties etc.

Even the TV stations are owned by Yorubas ,
Music nko? We all know that Yoruba language is the favorite for Musical artists in nigeria

MEDIA in nigeria is basically driven by Yorubas

The popular private tv stations in the country, like AIT, Silverbird and Channels, are owned by non-Yorubas. Same can be said of The Sun, The Vanguard, The Guardian, Leadership, Daily Trust, and some other newspapers.

So heartbreaking.

opeaceo:
That's old school na, the in thing is naira bet and to some extent lotto.

The real Baba Ijebu said in an interview not too long ago that lotto is the poor man's stock exchange. And you'd agree that Nigerian youths are evidently the poorest "age group" in the country. So we trade on the "floors" of the lotto and nairabet stock exchange.

opeaceo:
Nothing is wrong with it, it is our new youth empowerment programme.

Hehehe... You forgot to include lotto. Owo baba Ijebu...

opeaceo:
Nice write up, the youths (including me), are not prepared for any position of leadership in any form, even to lead a herd of cows, we would be found wanting.
Sentiments have blinded us so much that we can't differentiate between black and white, BTW, you forgot to add Online betting, this one is a topic for "future symposium".

And what's wrong with online betting, missy?

The man was awesome at the screening today. I hope he is made the Attorney General and Minister for Justice.

bankot123:
What so special about uni Ilorin, cram and pour school. The only schools in South West that students really met up to expectations in their grades is OAU and U. I. You must be a genius to come out with first class in these two schools.

And when did Ilorin become part of the South West?

9jacrip:
Everything in Nigeria is a sham, there will always be protest by one group or the other every year about something Nigeria forgot to take care of from the get go.

A fcking patch patch nation that patches everything, even roads.

Lol @ "patch-patch nation." The country has serious structural issues.

Cool.

Now that's a wise state governor right there. He's shown once again that politics isn't an end in itself.

Chrisjane:
Thanks dear! l can't afford to use flight for now. But l will see if the lecturer can reschedule. l pray!!!

If getting the job is very important to you, you can skip the exam and write the "re-sit" later. It won't cost you much.

Currently halfway through the season 1 of Power, and I'm yet to see anything to justify the hype.

BluePearls:
someone here mentioned Silicon Valley... thanks for that... just finished season 1 and jumping to season 2. Nerds and geeks will like this one.

The second season didn't measure up to the first, in my opinion.