₦airaland Forum

Small time you go dey hear
Small girl big God
Na God dey run am for us
On all their social media handles
Mtchewwwwwwwwww
Big girl my foot.........
Any girl wey just tell you say
Can you afford me....?
Just no say, na commodity price am....?

Governor UBA SANNI own
Na to make hell fire Rufai cry the more.
Nothing else he do special but for uniting Kaduna south and North, he deserved am sha
Na every week that one dey cry on his Facebook page.....

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Make una form coalition na
Abi una gather, DSS,police or security agencies pursue una.....
A failure will always have something to hold on as excuses for failing.

Let Atiku kill his presidential ambition publicly wether coalition no go get head today today
Atiku is just the problem of the coalition but he will never ever agreed
Greed for power will never ever make him support others to grow.

Weertin you like fit be my own poison
But for me
As long as you no dey behave like witch and you no dey dey private and public OS duty.

You dey shame to hustle
But you no dey shame to beg....
Person wey no Sabi hustle go Sabi beg
Your choice

You dey chat girl
She dey tell you say, she no dey fine
You still get mind continue the chat
You get mind oooooooooooo
You get mind like thief

You no fit off your phone
Remove the battery first

I told people
No matter your billions you can't fight power.
If you have seen money and power at play before, you will understand better.

All those children wey dey say Musk go win
How MARKET....

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Who go dey find 25% in a place where a local government votes in the North will swallow a whole state voting strength
Which serious politicians go dey plan for that nonsense......?
Buhari have showed the whole Nigeria
How insignificant SE voting strength is
Moreover
Even if he turn the whole SE to Mecca
Children of hate gonna hate anyway
He can't do anything about it
A bad child is a bad child
But the father is the father

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See who dey talk
Appointment bandits

No need na
Make Russia come Nairaland come give their fans free visa to go fight Ukraine free
Instead wey Dem go dey waste their energy behind keypads....
Make dem kukuma carry kala give all of them in the name of solidarity for Russia.

Giringori don go beg for Pope inauguration we understand.......
But same Giringori go dey shout
Corruption corruption corruption

Wike, Wike, Wike
Is not just a lawyer for anything
He is a very very smart man, a very good politician.
Carry one hand hold APC not that strong hold
Carry the other choke PDP firmly.

Take it or leave , Wike is not leaving PDP anytime soon, he will never ever decamp to the APC.. PDP is his house, his stronghold.
Nothing, no space for him in APC.
As long as Emilokan is the president, Wike will stay with Emilokan not APC.

Fayose has been a Tinubu boy from ground zero even before becoming a Governor.
There was never ever anywhere, he spoke against Tinubu, someone should prove me wrong....

So fayose visitation to Tinubu is like
The younger brother, saying hi to the elder brother.
Nothing new here to me

Orisirisi
And na dis one wan become president.
E go just tell una say,
Nigeria problem is caused by Lord luggard after
Winning.

Dis Giringori no be like person wey ready for governance at all at all
Make e dey opposition, he is good in that area, make e dey entertain his disobedient children

That one don pass red flag oooooooooooo
And you still dey plan marriage with her
I dey reason say
You no dey whine am well because
No be really the size, na the doings.

I appreciate her for coming clean with you
The ball dey your court now
If you like
No play am well.

Agbegbaorogboye:
Playing football in the desert is the pride of European football

Bad belle is allowed......
Nothing do you, it is allowed
I can feel your pain

Be careful who you mocked
There is nothing like it can never happen to me in this life.........
All the goats and cows mocking
Biden then how far...?.

When you are good in your field of endeavors
You dictate the terms and conditions
Terms and conditions don't dictate to you.
CR7 will be remembered in the football community for a very lonngggggg time


CR7 the pride of European football.

Shey na
Atiku l go vote for before
Abi
El Rufai
Abi Amaechi.......


No mention OBI here, Dem dey use that one scatter vote in Nigerian election.

Amitex:
APC will only be voted by the governors and their cronies defecting to the party in the South-South states.
Have you noticed that most of the defectors are first-time governors, second-term governors are less perturbed?

This means that those governors defecting are only decamping to avoid being victimized by Tinubu.
Come 2027, even Sanwuolu may just stay at home on election day.

They will lose the presidency in these states, just as they did in 2023.
i. Delta
ii. Rivers
iii. Edo
iv. Bayelsa
v. Cross River
vi. Akwa-Ibom
The Wike's magic in Rivers will be checkmated and cannot work today or in 2027.

Una talk pass like this in 2023
Una even talk say
APC no go give emilokan ticket
Here we are.......
Polling Booth no dey social media
No be by cho cho cho cho

Antoeni:
Ojude Okpa Gathering of Hypocrites, Betrayals, Bigots, Liars, Haters, Crafty And Deceitful Elements,

Children of hate , perdition and destruction
Spotted.....
As e dey pain Dem
E dey sweet us
Bad belle is allowed.

DMerciful:
Obi as the presidential candidate of the coalition is non-negotiable

Where Atiku/Rufai/Amaechi dey....
Keep your BP drugs handy
Make we no come hear
Na OBI news kpai am......

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Hell fire Rufai
E just start to dey see hell sha
Dem don dey leave party for head of coalition
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I thought some people say
Both are doing pranks
Something wey dey world news na prank
Trump already said to his aides
He is not meeting Elon personally again.

The battle is drawn.
But l see Trump making Elon suffer throughout his tenure

muyico:
So cabal dey everywhere

If you know you know

On Buruji Kasamu
Abati lied...........
Nobody called for the extradition of an innocent citizen.
The USA demanded for his extradition and he was about to be extradited.
Na the extradition wahalaaaaaa keeeee
Buruji Kasamu.

His extradition case is everywhere please
Reuben don lie for that one

Mr Man, you knew her ways and lifestyle very very well before you wifed her
You knew what you are wifing
No come dey expect pity on this forum
Let's hear from her too

Something is telling me
You are as guilty as her
Make l hear her side of the story first.

Your respondent wey no get name
Dey deceive una
Eno is gone and gone for good.
Una just wan sell news with una correspondent without name.

You sef get ojukokoro
Your game finally caught up with you
Na wen she do you favour
You wan come back out....?
You think say you wise Abi...??
Na man dey do favour anyhow
Woman no dey do favour anyhow
Take it or leave it.

You don't want anything from her but you accept this favour from her right.
You dey joke
Na joke you dey
She go spoil show for you
You go think say na joke

Fayemi
Aregbe
Lai
Ambode
Obanikoro
Sanwo and the list remain endless

Tinubu go make a nobody be somebody, Dem go reach where power dey , use the power fight am, Emilokan go still get the last laugh over them.

Fear Emilokan, no be ordinary person be that.

Politicians dont joke with loyalty/betrayal just like cultist.
They threat betrayal ruthlessly.
Sanwo forgot his beginning
Power got to his head.
Just six years of power
He through away decades of stewardship towards his Boss.

Lesson for those wey get brain to learn

2tpick:
Stop deceiving yourself and gaslighting us with this statement. Igboes in diaspora (people who have actually escaped poverty) na dem carry this Biafra for head and funding it heavily. So what's the point again

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How many of your governors, ministers, senators and federal representative is talking about Biafra......

Dey there, dey teach your children about
Simon ekpa bravery.

stanluiz:
The war is between Russia and US.

If America stop giving Ukraine weapons. The war will end immediately.

Let America give Ukraine their long range missiles to launch at Putin for 6 months .
Just 6 months, l want to see something