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oh hmm ha
if i tell all the things that happened to me yday,  you will not know whether to laugh or cry. it is a long story but the summary is that i was in the hood, waiting for the bus to come and whisk me away not realising i was standing in the midst of prostitutes doing their business. i was even standing next to one, and wanted to tell her to stop worrying and walking up and down the block, that the bus will soon come. even when one bobo was asking her price i thot she was rejecting a ride. i was even wondering why she wasnt wearing underwear under her white dress. two men tried to pick me up, and one even came out of his car to inspect. i was beyond scared. to now make matters worse i was standing on a 'corner' and these bobos were smoking something funny and asking for change for a dollar

NEVER EVER AGAIN!
(*i did find a place that sold plantain sha)

oh god, can someone tell me all this nairaland gist on yahoo messenger? i dont want seun to ban me for offtopic sha but gist is sweet

count from one to ten
take a deep breath
count from one to ten
take another deep breath
beat the f@ck outta that ni**a
collect ur ring from the biatch
and announce to all, the wedding is off
and drink away your sorrows at the bar

Vexxy

toyota
fuel efficiency
availability of spare parts
and of course 504 is king, tho it is pretty old lol

Teezy

lmao at thread

lmao, inka or yinka actually lived in naija till he was the grand old age of 17. who woulda thunk

lol this inka is just a nonsense, they were moving like gays?
wow, leaning and jocing must be the height of cool
are u a snow bunny?

lol we are more interested in actually dancing than trying to have sex without taking our clothes off. if it means facing each other so be it. you should give it a try, it'll be good for you. like a breath of fresh clean air

lol quite right!

oh yah i get what u mean
i addressed that in the latter part of my second post when i said that we already had mechanisms in place for dealing with such already (tatafos adn the like)

the thing is that, even tho it is free of charge, its not professional after all how are u sure so and so tatafo will not go and misuse the info. well if you are looking for professional services, this bobo is here

lol that has got to be my secondary school

of course!

think of all the madams that want to know which uni girl oga/chief is banging this week
think of all the ogas that want to know whose is stealing the cement from the site of their new mansion
think of all the chix that want to make sure their man is not a yahoo yahoo, gay or cheating with their best friend

etc etc

altho on second thot, i think nigerians had mechanisms to deal with situations like this. but there is a market sha!

lol thats why the heading says blogs in yoruba

the person is simply asking you to meet him/her at their blog, which is most likely in yoruba lol

mode nine- cry-dunno oh
omotola -gba - www.duduradio.com : click on listen to music and check omotola's album
eldee - i go yarn- www.eldeethedon.com : click on media
eldee- im leaving - try www.eldeethedon.com
p square - www.duduradio.com
soule baba - dunno
Asa - www.duduradio.com
Lagbaja - skentele - www.youtube.com
Lagbaja - never far away -www.youtube.com
weird mc - Ijoya - nike don supply am already
street monks (question mark all stars) - street life - try youtube
dare art alade - eko ile - try nubianvideos..com and youtube
jaiye aboderin and bobby michaels
ikechukwu - www.eldeethedon.com (for the song ikechukwu)

DAMN! im bloody good

somebody:
Heard this song on BEN TV and the lyrics has something like "looking for my wifey". Video was shot in london, scary looking guy in it as well. Please can any one help me with the name of the song and group(dere was a number of people in the video). Thanks!!

looking for a wifey is by maintain. there is the original which i absolutely adore
and there is the remix by JJC and the 419 squad which has the vid shot in london
but the song is by maintain

all me i want is for you to tell me all the nice things i wanna hear lol like that 'je ka lo' song
and some naija men can talk! (gets all tingly inside )

really? Congratulations!

sorry i dont know how much it would cost esp since i'm yoruba. are you doing just trad or both white and trad.

omg this is so sweet!

it might turn out to be a good thin u know

todd terry

check out naijablog..com

he is an oyinbo man living in abuja, English though. even tho excellent answers have been provided on this thread, he would be able to give you an oyinbo point of view. he also has a website called lagoslive, which can help you out with some of the newstuff happening in las gidi.

lol fayose is a thief and is in cohorts with tribalistic and nepotic traditional leaders. lol can you imagine, as young as he is. he may be doing some good things, but a thief is a thief

omg, i cant believe this thread

if you want to see meteor showers, there are certain dates for them, so find out from your local astrologer.

we had a stargazing club at my high school, and we used to wake up to watch meteor showers and eclipses lol. boys and girls used to use to opportunity to lie together on the blanket and create their own falling stars

diddy and wives.

well bad breath is not only caused by lack of oral hygiene
but once she has implemented all the wonderful suggestions on this thread, including eating parsley and the bad breath does not subside
she should see a dentist
finally, some ppl are genetically predisposed to halitosis. sorry
if you are looking for a dentist, i know an excellent one. if you dont have money, dont worry, he will take whatever goats, rams, cows, chickens and tubers of yam that you may have. f'real

hiya josboy

whatever

really?

i thot they were ppl dedicated to some kind of cult or god, ensuring that they are outcasts

is the osu thingy still as bad as that?

let us move forward now

lol im understanding some of that french

hehe so once time i told my mom i was thinking of going somewhere on a booty call and she said 'ehn, your father will kill you!'

she said it so seriously that i was afraid. anyway i know my mother will never disown me, as for my dad, i doubt it too, but i dont know for that man, he might disown me for having sex. f'real

naija for lyfe baby!

even after i get my blue kpali, ill still be using the green one just to get drama lol