₦airaland Forum

gowaga68:
Hello all, I've got a Japan vs Poland ticket which I will like to sale.
If Anyone in need kindly pm me.

Need ticket for Israel vs Trinidad & Tobago and also The Cayman Islands vs Libya. Be urgent in your sales! I don't have time to waste!

ladyF:
Hmm... They want to injure themselves sha.

Make i go continue my search for bitcoin to buy...

It's LadyF again.

Most able madame per excellencd. I wan buy 14 bitcoin, 2 goats, 19 ethereum, 1 Ram.

spartan117:
The only team that qualifies as Nigeria's "regional tormentors" is Cameroon not Ghana

Nonsense, Kazakhstan and Iceland have been the tormentors of Nigeria since the 1990s, when President Ahmedi Kufrazak of the Nationalistic Republic of Kazakhstan held the national world football tournament. Please get your facts straight young man.

1. A woman that doesn't look like a goat. 2. A woman that does not have the features of a Niger goat. 3. A woman that doesn't smell like a goat. 4. A woman that doesn't have red sokoto goat's teeth.

Oyindidi:
Short man

will you date a smelling goat with yellow bear bear from Mozambique?

Oyindidi:
Short man

will you date a smelling goat with yellow bear bear?

BabylonCruise:
Chai! ...So sad. I know this Ur dry joke sounded funny in ur head. Bro, Ur sense of humor is at a Zero level.

hahahahaha. ..no.

This is a lie, nobody washes me there. Worship to the great Goat Abutameta Shegebru the first.

Benekruku:
That goat is damn matured



Food things..... Cant we set ablaze and use to merry on a Monday evening .

Pepper soup & Goldberg

I warn you child, to desist from eating goats, this is murder. Goats are humans just like you, they deserve affection and care.

veekid:
These goats go sweet pass Naija own

Eating goats is tantamount to cannibalism. Do not mention such blasphemy.

OneCorner:
I love goats too

Yes

InteriorDecors:
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Do you sell chair for goats? My goats need comfortable chair. If you do make it urgent!

Oyindidi:
41-19= 21. Fear no catch you as you date man wey fit born your mate.

indeed my daughter, nevertheless, certify your waec results in tutu.

SamuelAnyawu:
The man does not look sane

My brother we country people of impetus oversight must in tutu over mo salah. Yes, to concur, my child.

tobida:
Make we fry egg?

Due to the delegation of induced immutability by the Ntu Ntu, I command you to fry egg with dodo by the side.

This man is not E money, he is Babatunde Afolabi, related to the Emir of Katsina. He is actually the brother to Sutoba Aminat.

jaxxy:
Ur description was a young white hardworking guy financially ok. Dat wud be hard to find in lagos unless u live outside of the country. I asked my question based on ur choice of guy or do u just prefer white guys?

Young man, I challenge you to Combat!

Cease with urgency the propagation of unequivocal news. That woman is mama campsy aka mama talk n do. Not gifty.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Wanna travel to Germany.... Working towards that.

Do you desire to own a live monkey, baboon or a shrine goddess? Seek no more, you will have to offer a rat sacrifice to nchuvaa mutuba.

This is utterly humiliating and demonstrably fallacious to every morally upright goat. I deeply condemn the actions of this bribery goat.

Mckandre:
meanwhile
Facebook page @chriskennels

Just need the head and left paws.

Job opportunity. description is washing of dead animal bodies as well as castration of these dead bodies. You must allow the bodies to rotten before washing. Pay is very high at 200 naira per dead body. Please note you will be required to be a partaker of a minor blood sacrifice at the graveyard first as part of your interview process. Please apply urgently.

job opportunity in Congo. description is washing of dead animal bodies as well as castration of these dead bodies. You must allow the bodies to rotten before washing. Pay is very high at 200 naira per dead body. Please note you will be required perform a minor blood sacrifice at the graveyard first as part of your interview process. Please apply urgently.

soberdrunk:
To be honest she has a point because we don't have many options when it comes to Nigerian meals, the average Nigerian restaurant serves "rice" or "garri", even if you go to Nairaland food section you will see that the options are quite limited when it comes to real Nigerian meals....

With due diligence, ensure that you refund the two vultures and wall gecko you took from baba talk n do's hut. Please, carry this action out immediately, as baba must deliver his answer before sunrise.

BiggerbossAmani:


Robs or no Robs man must eat and besides this is none of my business for now

I beg, follow me make we enjoy this cornflakes

Attention

Ladies only

#BoredomisaBitch

Yes, my fellow country men and country people, we must Implement the oracle sentiment and honor Comrade General Ntapia O. Ntapia. The first Sadiq and the deliverer of fellow country men.

QueenSuccubus:
Its obviously a temptation...But Ofcurz , it's up to u if u gonna dive in or tell her off...the last card is in ur hands.

Negative most able madam, the young man, needs to offer sacrifice to the Almighty Goat Lord, ashumna ashumba the goat that divides and imports. Nevertheless, without the ludicrous pitch ma cabinet it is forbidden.

folake4u:
LMAO, your post is funny though.

OK, to every general rule there's always an exception. Yes girls are materialistic and selfish but there's a proviso here, it doesn't pertain to Nigerian girls alone. There are still girls in this part of the planet that are humble and not easily moved by money(yes ,they really exist). We all should stop hating on Nigerian women and that stereotype that Nigerian girls are this and that should stop. Search and you'd find some girls that are cool headed, it's just that you're not looking at the right direction.
Personally I believe that a person's character be it boy or girl can be traced to one's family values or some sort. There are some families that imbibe discipline and so someone that comes from such a family (even if he /she is poor) will stick to that values and hold tenaciously to it. Like I said, it all narrows down to home training.


Secondly, it is not an established fact that Nigerian girls who've attained the age of 25years or above are or have been "oloshos " whether corporate or industrial at a certain point in their life. Look around you dude, do I need to remind you of the akara seller in your street that is 25yrs or that fine bread seller whose smile is charming and everyone one wants to go "close "to her but yet she stands her ground and would not succumb because she believes she's worth more than that or that extremely beautiful and brilliant girl in your class or at your workplace who seems to be moving ahead of all her colleagues because she's aiming for the top? We all should stop this general notion that Nigerian girls above 25years are "second hand clothes "or chattels. Fine, there are still some mumu girls that fool around but I don't think it's any of your business because in this life, no one owes you anything or any explanation except if such person borrows your stuff .
There are successful women out there who climbed the ladder of success through hard work and determination. I think you should change the people you hang with though .



This is my one pence though. .

Honor oh great priestess, the goat society bows to thee in adoration. You have been chosen as the priestess of sacrifice. Therefore you are mandated and authorised to drink the blood of two red sokoto goats. We hail thee oh great priestess of Justice.

Safiaa:
Commitment issues. Fear of the unknown. Money problems.

In concurrence of the affirmative oblong cathedral, but the uttar pradesh communal intapugulatary sanitation fermentation is tantamount to the hooka assembly, honorarium indeed, nevertheless great sadiq.

Iseoluwani:


Better than snake

Greetings, how much is the left ear of your rabbit and then the left scrotum? It Is needed, preferably packed in palm tree leaves with black soap and black pepper. Remember just the left ear and scrotum. I would know by understanding when the process is initiated if it isn't the left ear and left scrotum.

Iseoluwani:


Better than snake

Greetings, how much is the left ear of your rabbit and then the left scrotum? It Is needed, preferably packed in palm tree leaves with black soap and black pepper. Remember just the left ear and scrotum. I would know by understanding when the process is initiated if it isn't the left ear and left scrotum.

pyyxxaro:



The white man abi albino hold torch light

wrong that man is Oba Tokunbo Toyosi related to Comrade Ntapia O Ntapia. The Comrade per excellence who withstood the opposition of the brigade alliance. All hail Comrade Ntapia, all hail The Comrade.

iluvpomo:
Glad she's safe

my child, with urgency return the red goat you took from Igwe Ojimas house. Ensure you read for your junior waec my child.