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LuciferKristi:
You won't see me comment on sensible & important threads like this but if it's about feminist or preeq or any senseless thread, I'll be FTC spewing nonsense.


*spits

Most able madame, woman of the hidden river, Princess of the aqua priestess, the righteous marina acquires your presence. Most able madame, await on you is their portion. The rivers guide thee.

baboon sellers

Mobile red Kalahari goat

chronique:
Where did this idiot crawl out from again? Who's your little child? Better give yourself a brain.

My infant toddler, you must realize that the advanced medulla oblongata is for the teknon and not the nepious, my little one facilitate the understanding of your excesses.

dingbang:
Search for the name on Google na. What is worrying some people sef.

No one is foreign input standby haha true baba blue, indeed young child.

*Job Offer*

Groundnut seller needed.

Position

Marketer

Description

You will be required to place a bowl of groundnut on your head and move from place to place, mainly in between moving vehicles and get clients. Failure to make 50,000 daily will require that your daily earnings be forfeited to your presiding manager, and a token of pure water given to you to clean your tears of failure. Serious applicants apply at groundnutmugu@gmail.com . We look forward hearing from you!

Pay

Depends on meeting your 50,000 daily target and the mood of your presiding manager.

chronique:
you think opening of car by a panel beater is something that happens in just few minutes? i've had that experience several times and i can tell it's not so straight forward.

My little child, the infallible intrinsic nature of the imprint door necessitates the utilisation of a spanner, dear young infant. I
relinquish your homage in truth. Nevertheless understanding may be in the light of Philemon.

Celebritydevelo:
It's Jack not Mark.

Wrong, most beloved young infant, Jack Chinedu-ahmedi bin boluwatife is his native name. He resides in ikorodu local government by nssuka high way bridge, my humble dear young toddler. Seasonal farewell.

Please be factual op, you attend " olumba olumba the star of the sunset " . Aren't you Oga Jamiama from Camila Grove? We know you in Camila Grove. To marry into Olumba olumba the bride needs the roasted buttocks of a hungry agric fowl and she may not be able to find this. This must be the reason for her hesitance.

Baroba:
No be only goat my infant child, It's a lion cub in my village it's called Agu Agu mmiri as it eats the offsprings of widows..

Indeed my child. There is a saying we the elders proclaim. Agu Agu, mbakwe tua tua bu garden egg. Which means the child that will not adhere to the bite of the Agu Agu will adhere to the taste of garden egg.

Baroba:
Well done, it's a potto. The same one useless woman saw in Edo and was screaming Jesus. That's a baby, if that was a matured one, he sure won't be holding it like that..They pack a nasty bite..It's probably looking for a tree to climb on, they are tree dwellers..

Wrong my young child, It's a goat. In the village it's called Ndi Tua Tua Mmiri as it eats the offspring of farmers, once one is sighted the village is evacuated.

Its a baby african goat.

DEHVEHLOP:
Na only Igbos go chop dis one...











It is called urugbu nbagi in Igbo language..

Not quite, it's called otutuata ngwecha in igbo and usually is eaten by people from Obuta Elu Local Government in Anambra. They also eat monkey buttocks. A lovely LG.

igwefivestar:
Abeg shift make I pass.

The master of the 4th waters, dolphin of the eight plane has decreed oh thou child. See thou not that the brethren have withheld thy hand from upholding that which is in the way of thy salt? My child be not hard minded

igwefivestar:
man, be optimistic, stop being pessimistic, stop using negative words for urself it is not good. Instead of saying I can't, say I can and u will see urself doing it.

I command you to purchase a goat, atuaatua! ppiirriii tuah! Oh great baboon from the eastern negev, from the blue maidens of the foreign Sea! What is buried may never resurface what is buried may never resurface.

[quote author= post=69937188]In the end, one thing Nigerians should take away from the cacophonous falsehoods from the PDP and the tenants back in their tent is that they all fear one thing, that their old records will be reopened.”

God punish devil.[/quote]Mallam mai suya, I want 4 roasted goat blokos and the eye of burnt vulture. Don't delay like last time! or we will be forced to reject your blokos.

Amarabae:
He wants to turn IMO into a family business.
He will fail.
I trust IMO powerful big figures.
Look at his empty son in law that wants to rule IMO state,
Jokers

My sister mbanu owu bu ihe nnla akataka odeagwu. Osimiri nla iyoyoyo? Osiso ndi igbo.

invest in GGG . Put In 1 goat and receive provide goat (PG) , this provide goat is worth 50,000 usd in just 2 weeks. Make money while you sleep, no need to work for life again. Just find 1 goat, it can be stray or bought, drive to lokoja abc terminal and leave it there, don't look back at all. In 2 weeks you will receive 50,000 usd, make money while you sleep and laugh at people who are working! This is for serious minded people, GGG!

you fool I will waste your life now wretched idiot If I use this knife butcher you see your head like like iron bucket who born you sef? monkey

Abagworo:
Any day I lay my hands on these fraudsters parading themselves as pastors near any of my relatives they will regret their lives. Suleman and his likes are the most wicked fraudsters on earth that deserve death by firing squad.

You will do what? You think your 5 to 9 job is all there is to life? You think that your after you close your eyes in death you will see just black and that's the end? You think your whole purpose of existence is to build house, send children to school retire, receive pension and then die? and you stop existing? Your relatives will be converted and there is nothing absolutely nothing you can do about it. Don't let my pet goat appear in your dream and remove your third leg.

Yeligray:
Croatia go win that world cup

yell grey, yeli grey, yeli grey, how many times did I call your name my child? The monkey you took from Caleb Ijeolutola should be returned before the dawn of the first night of water mistresses.

kullozone:
Where is the stunt

Ifa never kee one of these bloggers, them nor go get sense.

Goats

My child, proclaim that reverential name Goat with honor and obeisance. Honour to the Goat master. Honor to his kids.

3kay945:
What a question?! But allow me answer from my point of view.
I don't give lift to men especially if they look stronger than I am.

*oju lalakan fin sori.... Hope you understand?!

My child, also consider picking goats in the road, a stray goat is the delight of humanity my child.

nans24:
The fear of Instagram is the beginning of wisdom..

That app or site or whatever is killing the mindset of many people most especially youths.

My child, if he ate goat meat this wouldn't have happened. Please, endeavor to spread the word my child. eating goat meat is vital for efficient, effective and quality living. I employ you this day, my child, to eat goat meat.

100 level? If I knock your head! Common go and read your books. Let me catch you with GPA lower than 4.0 this semester you will show me this your boyfriend!

eat goat

dynicks:
Enroute back home jooor....

wow that picture is when Ronaldo was trying to raise money for his football career in Ovim, Abia State

finest0007:
Why are they parading the goat too? Snapping her with this criminal.

She has been through a traumatic experience;suffered a failed kidnapping attempt while pregnant. She deserves emotional support, not this charade. Poor Bella!

Thank you. Your wisdom is as a gold desired, as rubies envied, oh that the sons of men may behold the truth of your ways and long for the streams of your understanding.

This is what happens when you try to steal me. Rubbish. Do you think everybody is steal-able?

Ooduavoice:
messi go break una heart on tuesday, stake 50k with me if you get the mind.

Ooduavoice. ..Ooduavoice how many times did I call your name? Bring your ear! how many times did I call your name?

Iro1989:
the trophy doesn't contain alcohol.

It does young man. Ogogoro to be exact. Mama one shot, sent it to FIFA.

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