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PoliticsRe: 'El-Rufai Is A Religious Midget' - Doyin Okupe by goat22: 9:17pm On Nov 11, 2018
Holumhidey:
please nepa should bring light oo.....
the heat is too much....
hmmm a religious midget
My little boy, it has been stated that a towel indisposed to undiluted infiltration can be neglitable to undermining the entropy of diffused canilopaty of irrigated diffusion. Study well in your secondary school my young infant.
PoliticsRe: 'El-Rufai Is A Religious Midget' - Doyin Okupe by goat22: 9:17pm On Nov 11, 2018
Holumhidey:
please nepa should bring light oo.....
the heat is too much....
hmmm a religious midget
My little boy, it has been stated that a towel indisposed to undiluted infiltration can be neglitable to undermining the entropy of diffused canilopaty of irrigated diffusion.
EducationRe: Different Types Of Students You Will Meet In An Exam Hall (meme Collection) by goat22: 8:38pm On Nov 10, 2018
Chiemerie8:
This guy is so funny and needs encouragement from u guys to continue
Little child, how does one divide the buttocks of an armadillo for uphill division, oh most understanding young Infant?
CelebritiesRe: "When Your Wife Is Your Stylist" Joseph Yobo Looks Dope In Suit by goat22: 3:20pm On Nov 08, 2018
Every time a goat is defined as fictional it's nature is improbent on sacrificing a turnaround table. My beloved children nevertheless a bat is separate from a cornbeef container.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank Management Trainee Recruitment 2019 by goat22: 12:43am On Nov 08, 2018
talk2rotman:
noted... I think this one better pass that UBA own
My guy see wetin happen.! Olubinde hold am! con tell am say the thing go shelele for under corro, na hin taiwo follow am begede! they con dey shekpe! NA so area show! ground open? Area con follow am talk
CelebritiesRe: Fans Beg DJ Cuppy To Quit Music And Enjoy Her Burnt Dodo Alone (photo) by goat22: 10:55am On Nov 07, 2018
ednut1:
grin 3k scammer is everywhere. Sell ya phone na
My little infant, baba jegede needs buttocks surgery to injesculate his left orpisculary tumultuous gland. He has demanded that you read your books for your forth coming secondary school exam. My precious little child.
PoliticsRe: Will Buhari Dance? - Dele Momodu Asks. Shares Video Of Prince Charles & Wife by goat22: 10:54pm On Nov 06, 2018
Surrender thy artifacts oh son of the deep. Mindless infliction centered on the perogative of the third light. What is living may live again. What is living may live again. Hold fast the truth of the 3rd light. For thy manhood may be unlawful for discrimination of the millipede
CrimeRe: Russian Man Shoots His Wife And His Brother Dead After He Caught Them Having Sex by goat22: 10:48pm On Nov 06, 2018
When a wall gecko is separated from its feline conquistador it is remunerated by the certainly of its minimal esquire knighthood. If the centre of the Greek empire was deliberated by he who must come, indeed the authorities of the earth may confiscate the middle Macedonia oh most understanding children
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Group Panic Over Atiku’s American Visa by goat22: 10:43pm On Nov 06, 2018
Every goat is identified by its intrinsic nature of fidelity but the opposing nature of the eastern hemisphere is tantamount to infinitesimal idiocy. Nevertheless a goat must be inexplicably irrigated my little children.
EducationRe: ASUU Shuts Down FUTO, Accuses FG Of Neglect by goat22: 10:40pm On Nov 06, 2018
In the light of pressing concerns, Mr. Ajibode Thompson is facing great challenges with his shitting process. Every time he desires to defecate his buttocks is blocked and hence, he cannot shit. Mr. Ajibode Chukuna Thompson is in dire need to shit evacuation assistance by those privy of his predicament.
CelebritiesRe: Funnybone Meets A Very Tall 20-Year-Old 'Goliath' (Pictures) by goat22: 10:20pm On Nov 05, 2018
atikulated2019:
but sometimes, when im
bored, I go into the garden, I cover myself in earth and
pretend I am a potato
Yes most amiable potato, in hindsight the desire to emulate an iris potato stems from the innate repulsion of the staphylococcus gender oh mighty one.
CrimeRe: Man Rapes His Mother And Former Mother In-law In Kaduna by goat22: 11:01pm On Nov 03, 2018
itiswellandwell:
Look at his head like premature goat head.


8GB Atm card flash drives for sale. Check my signature.
Please refrain, desist and infractunate from insulting goats.
FoodRe: Nigerians Queue To Buy Made-In-Ghana Garri by goat22: 10:40pm On Nov 03, 2018
Celebgistz1:
It’s the name of my goat grin
Yes he is correct.
CelebritiesRe: Benson Okonkwo: People Think I Am Gay Because I'm Handsome by goat22: 2:40pm On Nov 03, 2018
tunary:
lol
My child, it is said by the ancestral elders " Oputa nna chuta afita " which means the coconut without a mouth is the coconut that the hen denies but ultimately intersubjective confiscated in Circles
SportsRe: Brown Ideye Buys A 2018 Rolls Royce Wraith For His 30th Birthday by goat22: 11:49am On Nov 01, 2018
Umartins1:
Na when I go buy Rolls Royce? cry
You can start by buying an automobile goat. An automobile goat is a goat that is mobile as well as automatic. Such goats can be found inside spiritual bushes. They look like amonkey and ostrich at the same time but have green bear bear. My little child never despise and inpluticanicativar an automotive goat
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole: The Gang-up Thickens by goat22: 10:18am On Oct 31, 2018
Sweetcollins:
Oshio go soon vomit what he has swallowed
My little boy Collins my pet baboon has nose infection because your uncle Ifejika put banana inside it's nose. How is secondary school going? Hope you are reading your books?
TravelRe: Can 800k Take Me To Qatar Or Kuwait by goat22: 11:03pm On Oct 30, 2018
Of course, e get one groundnut seller for Ikorodu wey enter America with 5000 naira. You go just follow the pilot talk, give an 1000 naira he go lean for your side allow you stay for under hin seat. Remember say you go find hostess something make the, no jabo, 50 naira go do them. When you enter Kuwait you go use the remaining 700k plus buy better mansion. My guy forget 800k, carry 2500 for pocket you go reach Australia sef, you no say Kuwait na the same distance with Mushin from iyana ipaja
TravelRe: Please Can Anyone Recommend A Destination Honeymoon In Benin With A Budget Of 20 by goat22: 10:53pm On Oct 30, 2018
Xclusiv7777:
So would you recommend outside of Lagos within Nigeria
in Benin Rep beside quodogabu fountain opposite the lion gate, you will get a great place for honeymoon. Although there is a shrine beside it where monkey sacrifice is done, so beware, go with kola nut and Nigerian pure water to appease the monkey high priest.
TravelRe: Naija to Yankee Thoughts And Experiences by goat22: 8:26pm On Oct 22, 2018
stonemasonn:
congrats in advance, prepare your mind for high house rent in the Bay Area smiley
How far my young child, I fit bring fowl come Bay Area? local fowl? they go allow am enter plane? The fowl dey gist with person, e go understand Bay Area well well. Na for Abakaliki they raise am, with corn and agidi. They get fowl for Bay Area?
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Paddling Canoe In A Lake (Photos) by goat22: 8:19pm On Oct 22, 2018
whitebulb:
You would have been a good president wink
Young man, how much is the fowl shit you sell in the market? Just need to purchase only the shit not the chicken. The fowl must be without blemish, as well as its shit.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Paddling Canoe In A Lake (Photos) by goat22: 8:19pm On Oct 22, 2018
whitebulb:
You would have been a good president wink
Young man, how much is the fowl shit you sell in the market? Just need to purchase only the shit not the chicken.
RomanceRe: I Am In Love With My Bestie by goat22: 11:02pm On Oct 19, 2018
Lomprico2:
She must not fall for u for you to ask her out!

If u like her enough to date, do ask her.
There is an ancient saying in Orukozuh NlaNla land of Abia State. The corn that will not eat fufu will one day eat tuwo shinkafa.
CrimeRe: Man brutalised a lady after losing N200 bet in Delta. by goat22: 9:55pm On Oct 19, 2018
NotNairalandi:
The guy forget say person wey dey sell egg,no dey start fight for market! undecided
Indeed most respectable doctor, if I may request your wisdom, how applicable is it for a home sapien who is a vendor of red sokoto goats to initiate a brawl at a retail outlet?
PhonesRe: 10 Tips For Smartphone Security by goat22: 5:31am On Oct 18, 2018
9jvirgin:
Hackers will always find a way.
Hello most revered fellow, may I magnetise your indulgence? How does a Japanese monkey eat a baboon from oshodi central market?
PoliticsRe: Senator Ademola Adeleke To Be Docked 31 October For Exam Fraud by goat22: 10:16pm On Oct 15, 2018
dazzlingd:
Baby chimpanzee for sale, kindly call for your order.
Most distinguished elder I desire to purchase your generous offer of an under aged chimpanzee. What is your selling price?
PoliticsRe: Senator Ademola Adeleke To Be Docked 31 October For Exam Fraud by goat22: 10:16pm On Oct 15, 2018
dazzlingd:
Baby chimpanzee for sale, kindly call for your order.
Most distinguished elder I desire to purchase your generous offer of an under aged chimpanzee. What is your selling price mighty one?
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Buhari Campaign Phones: Which Would You Accept? (photos, Videos) by goat22: 8:56pm On Oct 14, 2018
Omeokachie:
One chose to live modest, while the other with his 150 barren cows can't afford it save for living off the rent of the country which provides him a lifeline.

Reason why he will rather wipe out the entire country than allow free and fair election come 2019.
My most beloved infant, whom I have laboured abundantly for in all things expedient. There is a yoruba proverb that says the goat that will discuss with the chicken and frolick with guest baboon is an honoured ancestor.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Replies Fan Who Said He Will Marry His Wife In The Next Life by goat22: 5:21pm On Oct 14, 2018
buygala:
Banky should better face his cancer treatment instead of forming Rambo over Jidenna's left-over sad
My boy, how much your gala be? No be you i see dey dodge moto? You dey hawk am for road abi? I wan buy four.
FoodRe: Man Who Went To Harvest Yam, Catches A Giant Squirrel In His Farm (Photos) by goat22: 1:34pm On Oct 11, 2018
captainobvious:
Thats not a squirrel angry
Young man, you are correct it is jungle goat, seen mainly in jungles.
CrimeRe: Man declared wanted for using fake N90k to buy items in Ajah, Lagos. by goat22: 1:23pm On Oct 11, 2018
Genniez:
or they were distracted by his efizzy..and plenty more notes in his pocket with flashing car keys...sales reps and sizing customers be like 5&6
wrong, my young toddler, it is actually like 7&8 , as 5&6 represent the in reputable indoctrination of the teaming quadrangular.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady And Her Sister Overpower Rapist, Hand Them To Police by goat22: 11:40am On Oct 08, 2018
youngberry001:
She nevr meet strong rapist her body go hear word sad the one wey come to rape her nah olodo rapist cheesy
Don't worry, that gay rapist prowling around will soon visit you and tear your cursed hole open. Make sure you start investing in diapers you'll need it.
RomanceRe: "So Funny How Girls Do Bleaching, Chest And Butt Enlargement For Pot Belly Guys" by goat22: 10:38am On Oct 06, 2018
emmabest2000:
There’s sense in every nonsense though
ah ah Papi Emma! I don dey find you o! You no dey for afripong street where you dey fry your dog meat. mama ojima wan buy, she talk say make you remove the head of the dog, na local dog she wan buy but make you no steal am for street. That one wey dey your compound na im she want.

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