₦airaland Forum

Ivimilly:
How far, wetin you smoke?

Bros you wan chop janja wee Wee? E dey center for idomota round about. Area no get shiririshiriri, na shedede dem them hallow.

alBHAGDADI:
We are all sinners as long as we are in the flesh. But once you are born again, you get a new spirit. This means your soul is saved but your flesh remains the same. That flesh will keep making you fall to sin, but as long as your spirit is saved, nothing can ever make you miss heaven. Nothing can pluck you out of God's hand, not even you because God is stronger than you and all. That's why Jesus proudly said he cannot lose all that God has given him.


John 19:27-30
27 My sheep hear my voice, and I know
them, and they follow me:
28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
29 My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
30 I and my Father are one.

Chai you are a fool. Satan is warming his fire for you. People like you don't deserve theological reasoning but a dirty slap across the face and mouth. Continue with your soul is saved, hell go shock you.

Racoon:
The president is longing to avoid the debate because of the recurrent gaffes of his government that have led to woeful governance.

Young man, is it legal for my Goat to contest for Elections? The hegoat has phd in political science and can communicate in hausa and ibibio. Although he was born in Jamaica. I believe it's time the discrimination against goats be rolled away. That goats are giving equal rights as men and a goat is not judged by the smell of his skin but by the content of his mehh. Is this factual young man?

SaintLucia:
This Chinese man again.

Wow you are chinese?! Chang fu ye Hu? Ni how Ma? chon chu bu fi?

GOFRONT:
Even the children of my state deputy gov who left office since 2003 are still balling hard....

What is this man trying to tell me.....Abi he think say I be bomboy?

Bomboy! how school na? hope you have read your books young man?

blessedweapon:
Abeg i want to move to Kuwait.
Anybody got link or know what it's gonna cost??

Very easy, you go take bus go ikorodu, come enter bike follow Ikotun bypass by that fashola round about. There bus go carry you enter mile two, from mile two you go just dey go inside bush till you see one signboard where dem write eko. From there baba Kuwait go carry you reach south Sudan from south Sudan na camel you go use reach Kuwait. Everything no go pass 3000 naira. Forget all this people wey dey use plane. Baba Kuwait go settle you sharp sharp. He fit rub you something sef make you appear for Kuwait now now.

all this money should be used to build industries and businesses for goats.

For goats it is different a London based goat prefers a London based goat. While a Jamaican bush goat prefers a carribean based ram. One thing you must understand about goats is that, they are goats. They believe In goatology. Be a goat lover today.

Chrisrare:
Stupidd girl. Must u involve his mum?

Little boy I heard you sell pet monkeys for a living, how do I get in touch with you for 20? its an urgent order.

OkaNaUbe:
Where in Wuse Zone 7 and Garki Area 1?

Beside iyana ipaja central market opposite upper iweaka town square. You will follow Kaduna express to get there under Lafia bridge.

Nwibii:
He will go their and start speaking what he alone can understand, putting Hebrew and Latin together.

Wrong infantismal cuppa tidal is not a Hebrew intestinal copra copra.

incogni2o:
What is air peace.. With thier 5 naira biscuit and 20 naira juice.

I thibk Dana should be worth it

Little boy get your facts straight. Air peace has been rated by world airline records aka y.o.u.b.e.m.u.g.u as the only airline currently competing in greatness with Emirates and British airways.

This money should be used to build factories and industries.

Use goat shit. In 1 hour you will resemble goat.

Minjim:
Racism must end! Buy black toys for your kids this christmas. Free order available in Lagos. Buy Nig to grow Nig

Help a brother's creativity

How much for these your black ancestral deities? E go do well for incantation.

Are you a fool op? and is your mother's distant third cousin a Fool? what brought Dr.Paul Enenche into this Matter?

Oweku:
Any man that said that ladies get raped or sexually harassed because of her dressing is a he-goat...

If u are a man, you will be a father will you sleep with your daughter because of inproper dressing?

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Please, please and please! do not insult he-goats. A goat is the embodiment of nature, the sign of the wonders of the universe. A he-goat symbolises true dedication. They are not ignoramus. Adhere to this my child.

NIGHTMARE0O7:

My guy you dey sell beans Abi? how much for 4 cups? make you delay like before oh!

LuciferGospel:
This is a shovelnose guitarfish.

Look like a mix of stingray & shark but not poisonous.



But why are they preparing their 'food' surrounded by debris?

*spits

wrong please get enlightened before stating incorrect data. It actually belongs to the alligator family. its an African alligator named nbiberibe in ibo dialet. In the village it is called awundi nba kekwe, it's blood is said to cure all diseases.

fuckerstard:
They be like " we die here today".

Am i your mate? no try dagger bobo oh! Because no be garri dey pass san san. Journey dey brututu for under shelele! Area no dey water akpu!

jbreezy and your ilesha children have you seen your end? Mr Magic Soap. Nonsense yahoo boy lover why couldn't their magic soap save them here boy? Little child.

jbreezy:
ooh yur moniker says it all...here i rest my case...bye goat!

Come here my little boy who says you can go as you please?!

jbreezy:
yur father deserves more dan all these curses na...he has spent a lot on u...yu don’t have to curse and abuse him for forcing yur mama to keep oloriburuku like yu...i was jst laying my opinion...i’m nt even a gee boy...m nt even from ilesha...and yu diz good for nothing pikin jst tried to b like yur useless father...see, m nt in a good mood...mind who yu eff with or yu get damaged bad bad

My little boy, have you drank your daily quota of pure water today? Make sure you read for your junior waec you hear? If you don't pass I will flog you. Be a good child my small boy.

jbreezy:
Let ilesa g-boys catch yu...yu go sell d fone yu dey use video, send d cash to an alleged pretty soldier...if yu knw yu knw

ilesa ko ilesa ni mtchewwwwwwwww! slowpoke! soap has magic powers abi? Useless Fool! Go and bathe with it na. idiot! Fool! mugu! thunder fire you there with your Soap! rubbish, wretched inconsequential piece of statistical material only relevant for census purposes. Migrated dunce from an isolated jungle. Don't mind my strict words sometimes tough words are necessary to correct your deformed brain.

chukwukahenry:
Nice one

My friend! will you go and play beach football! I have warned you time and again go and play beach football! Ehen remember to buy kunu aya from Mama No Challenge.

pyyxxaro:
People de hustle for better Blue passport

This one de show us Sudan Passport





Well congrats boss

Will you bend the knee? Bend the knee and experience freedom. The sons of the silver Lord are upon the land. Bend the knee valiant child.

CoolAmbience:
You well so?

The Anglo Saxon ineptitude of the derivation of the term " well " figuratively implies the theory of relativity without the indolence of your flatulence commodore intensification of negligence my little child.

CoolAmbience:
And who is a direspected man of the devil?

You. You dey sell pure water abi? Bring 2 there make you use am chop small.

Authoreety:
Over sabi dey worry the woman!

What does Oversabi mean my young child? The dictionary states it's the capacity of an individual to over estimate his or herself to ridiculous proportions usually with the aim of degrading another. Is this what you mean young man?