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Hahahaha.
I know

oyatz:
Pandora papers is an international organization.

The publications has nothing to do with EFCC.

It is clear that in Nigeria, even in celebrations, if you don't know anyone among the "ask me's" you'll definitely go home empty stomach.

Drivers that go on chatter suffer same thing.

Maybe, a driver can one day angrily drive his car home, leaving those that chattered him because they refused to feed him too.

There's what we call social contract. The couples are in breach of that contract. Yes. I put it to them.

That photographer can come and pay for my services to defend him in court

Uptownerd:
Hungry photographer deletes all photos and leaves

To avoid this type of thing happening in your wedding, do not play with your photographer's stomach.

To avoid stories that touch.

Indirectly, he's just accusing Hope Uzodimma and his bandits. Simple

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/07/bandits-from-neighbouring-states-terrorising-anambra-obiano-tells-buhari/

Buhari talking to EFCC boss:

Buhari: have you found anything to indict that boy called Peter?

EFCC boss: Sir, we have checked every records, books and all what not. But we couldn't find anything to indict him and prosecute him.

Buhari: So, what do we do.....you must find something and indict him. I give you 3months or you will be fired.

EFCC boss: Ok sir. ......but what if we accuse him of being that Peter that denied Christ?�

Buhari: Fantastic!

RuudVanNistroy:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/488797-pandora-papers-peter-obi-reacts-tries-to-mislead-nigerians.html

My friend, go and service your car.
Change your oil, and other regular replaceable things in ur car.

Tell the mechanic to remove that "maintenance required" after servicing so that when the next Services reaches, it will inform you by poping up

Anyiodogwu:
I own a 2005 Toyota Corolla vehicle, and I have been impressed with the vehicle performance and fuel economy.

But I recently noticed a yellow light on my dashboard saying (Maint req).

My question now is what does it mean?

Please I am a bit ignorant about autos.

When you have a dekudede as your governor, this is exactly what you always hear get. ..

The equidistant governor at it again.

Road for Imo, zero
Security for Imo, zero
Governance for Imo, zero
Payment of salary for Imo, zero
Business for Imo, Zero.

Oh my Imo. Thou hast been ravaged by supreme court power.

Suffer it for 4 years and work hard to break away from this curse.

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/10/gov-hope-uzodinma-bans-alcoholic-beverages/

At this point, you have said it all.

There's nothing more to say.

The next write-up from the OP is expected to be an update of the actions he has taken and in line with this candid advise from TruthCoder.

Again, thank you TruthCoder for this.

truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back

I heard that Police response unit in Imo reportedly killed 'unknown gunman' only to discover he's DSS operative.

I said it.

There is something they're not telling us

This man!!!!

Now, totoh don carry am comot road

fergie001:
SOURCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKun6Hzs2dI

Atleast, NEPA is not the only company that can take and return supply.

When these apps come back functional, are we going to shout "up Zugerberk" or is it "up whatsapp"

idolda:
Update



Source : https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/facebook-down-instagram-whatsapp-today-b1932059.html%3famp

Who knows what injustice this guy could have suffered.

We have seen cases in Nigeria where legitimate and hardworking citizens have been tagged armed robbers, kidnappers, assassins, cultists by the corrupt Policemen simply to ensure he goes in for it.

Sometimes, they go as far as parading people who have never seen a live gun, let alone bullets as armed robbers and killers.

Who knows why this "business man" had to take his own life.

The system has failed everyone, including those o death sentences. They can't wait anymore.

Ayomide811:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/04/exclusive-nigerian-businessman-commits-suicide-inside-kuje-prison

As am reading this, am crying.
Because many innocent Igbo youths will go in for it.

The worse is that the army are seeing this as a "golden opportunity"... To kill and use our children for training.

What has happened to the NE where BH and ISIS are ravaging and conquering territories for themselves?..

Oh my God.

Jesus wept

fergie0o1:
SOURCE

The house was not properly burnt nah.
I was expecting a raise down of the house.

He can't be going around claiming his house was burnt.

I wish they had really burnt it down

Whiteangel1234:
Set ablaze by unknown gun men at Nnewi Anambra state


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynqxF0TIEGY

Joe Igbokwe: "IPOB invaded my house in Nnewi about now. lam sure they raised down the my house giving the jerrycans of petrol I saw being offloaded from their Sienna car via CCTV. To God be the glory . lam still alive. My Study is my greatest regret."

Oh my goodness, what a handsome man.

But I don't know why Nigerian celebrities continue to die mysteriously.

May God grant his family the fortitude to bear the loss.

Chukwute:
Popular social commentator/influencer, Onomuakpokpo OgheneOchuko a.k.a Brakin Face, is dead.

According to his friends, Brakin Face died in his sleep. He was said to have gone to bed healthy and by morning, he did not wake up.

His friends have taken to social.media to express sadness over his sudden demise.

May his soul rest in peace, Amen.

Funny enough, this is same place the past governor, Rochas Okorocha comes from and these are some of those roads he still boast of doing whenever he visits the national television.

galaxypropertie:
Nigeria is erosion prone. Similar thing happened in Ogun state recently, though it was heavy rainfall that caused a huge gully erosion and no life was lost.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuP33xC06Yw

I'll kukuma go and withdraw the $9.78 I have in my account, so that the money can come down to say $15.99bb

Honestly am impressed.

I like what I saw.
This guy is doing well.

But, how can I order for that agidi?

I want to have a taste of the educated agidi

[Note author=CampussNews post=106370424]A 22-Year Old Indigene of Akwa Ibom state named Moses Ubi who dresses in corporate wears to sell 'agidi' has gone viral on the internet after an interview with BBC News Pidgin.

Moses Ubi is a hawker who plies his trade with a ‘corporate’ style and his strategy has earned him some worthy spotlight. His story went viral weeks ago for dressing like a bank official while hawking food on the streets.

The native of Akwa Ibom state said that he is the only qualified, recognised, and educated person selling educated agidi.

According to Moses, he offers a balanced diet with his food, as it has numerous nutrients in it.

The 22-year-old explained that he dresses well as a part of a grand strategy to attract customers. He added that once you like his dressing, you would want to taste what he is hawking.

Interestingly, he revealed that when he started speaking English as a strategy, his use of the spoken language was not good until he perfected it.

The young man said that the first time he started dressing corporately, he was laughed out by his neighbour but he kept at it because he thought to himself; why should he shy away from something that gives him money.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-FUFExswRQ

https:///nigerian-man-who-dresses-in-corporate-to-hawk-food-goes-viral-online-video/[/quote]

So now, she wan go marry a white man abi?

But why cants she marry from her home town, I mean, pick a guy up, marry him and help the wealth of his father to reach the poor guy.

Am not praying bad for her sha, but most times, white people and their marriages node last.

I wish her goodluck

Jail them for life?
Scum?

Ah ah.

Which kind country we dey so.

Senators eating our money, Ikoyi money apartment, Snake swallowed monies, monkey chop money, 1bn for grass cutting, etc.

How many have you had the gut to be jailed?

Why will they even parade them without due trial?

I am not saying cultism is good.
But let justice be done and perceived to have been done indeed.

In Naija, the poor always shout at the poor when they commit offences: kill am, kill am, kill am.
Some even bring patrol and tires.

But when the politicians steal and commit same crimes, they idolize them, give them chieftaincy titles and hail them: Sai baba, Sai baba, Sai baba.

Indeed this world is not balanced

TUANKU:
Scum of the earth. Jail them for life.

����. Atiku that the will disqualify from contesting election?

Or is there another atiku?

oyatz:
Relax, Atiku is cuming to give you Bifar.

INEC should let us be.

We're ok the way they kept us.

Nigeria and Nigerians will never forgive Atahiru Jega.

They have caused us more harm than good.

They are the architect of Nigeria's problems.

Let them be more worried about the NE and leave is here alone.

It's not by force to be a Nigerian.

We don't need their crook selection, called election.

What we want is Bifar.

Am not here to argue with anyone. You can argue with your chinko fone

Me, I won't be surprised to hear this one has joined APC too.

fergie0o1:
Dino Melaye

On hearing the news I immediately called the wife who confirmed it.

Immediately I rushed ho her house.

Narrating what happened, her husband went to make photocopy, they shot him from behind, then his chest, then his legs.

Over 5 bullets.
A father of 2 boys.

Very painful indeed.

Our prayers are with the family

NaijaCoverBlog:
https://punchng.com/breaking-gunmen-murder-imo-lawyer-darlington-odume/

Never trust the words of Nigerian and African politicians


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/throwback-i-would-rather-die-than-join-apc-or-bow-to-buhari-fani-kayode/

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/just-in-why-i-dumped-pdp-for-apc-femi-fani-kayode-speaks-on-defection/

It's either you didn't treat your dad well while he was alive, or he was a threat to the family and the kids were usually scared of him while he lived.

Either of this 2.

Think about it

If it's the first, then your guilty conscience is what you are battling with.

You have the chance to right your wrongs.

Chikina

owenseddies40:
My wife gave birth to 3boys and one girl for me,my last son scares me a lot because whenever I see him, it's like am before my father.they look alike,talk alike and behaviours too, it's really scarry

If you actually bought original smart tv like LG or Samsung, it should have 2year warrantee.

I suggest you check if the warranty has expired. If not, take it there. Even if it was your a fault not covered by the warranty, they fit collet small money take fix am.

Your warranty will still continue.

But if you take it to an unauthorized technician and he opens it, the warranty has automatically expired

Mmadu2:
I bought a smart TV and everyone knows how costly a smart TV is these days. I have good relationship with my next door neighbor but though he's a very nice guy but he has a flaw which is that he lies a lot. He's single.

He had a small get together in his mini flat so he begged to use my sitting room cos its bigger. I let him and went about my job.

I rarely watch my TV cos I'm very busy with work and come back late tired, eat, shower, browse and sleep. So it was only a week later that I finally got the chance to switch on my TV and behold its damaged and can't display anymore. I never allowed anyone in my sitting room except the day my neighbor used it which is a week ago. I also live alone for a month now and never had visitors of any kind.

I'm filled with madness but don't know exactly how to confront him since he codedly never told me. My main worry is that he will outrightly lie and deny it even if I confront him.

What would you do in my situation??

He must vomit all the money he has relooted before dieing ooooo

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-efcc-chairman-slumps/

I just opened my WhatsApp to view status updates.

Lo and behold, Rochas' Presidential ambition videos.

What do you think about this

These are not IPOB.

They are sponsored unsrupulous miscreants creating pannick and mayhem in the society.

I suspect APC govt to be the one sponsoring them

Nonpartisan1:
https://dailytrust.com/how-ipob-militants-looted-bread-van-and-set-it-on-fire

I pity the young man.
Many Nigerian men have suffered and are still suffering from this.
A young man will sell his own portion of land, travel abroad, suffer to get himself legal citizenship, acquires wealth then returns home to marry.

After few years, she gets her own citizenship, secures a good job, then all of a sudden files for a divorce.
Now this man will have to loose over 70% of his wealth to a cheating gold digger.

I tag it "International Citizenship scam or fraud".

Laws should be made to protect people, especially Nigerinas who are always victims of such.

As for the lady, she was served right.

donogaga:
BREAKING:



https://www.facebook.com/1493070254331766/posts/2661434604161986/

My boss when I was working somewhere once said "in Nigeria, if you want to separate from your very close friend, just lend him money"

And that's true.

Av proved it over the years

RapistOnBail:

You see one of the many reasons not to trust Nigerians with your money?

They come begging and dying for loans. Give them and see if you’ll get it back in due time.

Op,

You and other Nigerians who are loan defaulters are MAD!!!





I once gave a so called fri”ENEMY” of mine money to pay for an apartment cos I wasn’t in town and I wanted making payments ASAP to secure this apartment.

3 days passed and this caretaker kept telling me she hasn’t received any payment from any of my friends she saw when We went for the inspection.

I called the Bandit who refused picking my calls ever since I started pressurizing him to either pay for the house or send me back my funds.

Las las, the idiot sent me back about 30% of the money I gave him.

As a wise business man, I took the 30% and left the rest for him.

Today, the guy is broke and helpless. He has lost the only source of livelihood and can’t call me for any help.

I sit on my throne and watch him suffer. I’m waiting for his eventual death which will mean nothing to me.

Ciao.

Please am also in Owerri, live in Umuguma.

I sell Electrical materials. My office is at Alaba Naze International market. I guarantee you supply of original materials.

If you want us to work and supply, that's another option. We can discuss that.

Call me let's talk. 09076737179.

DuduParaPara:
Hey! Guys.

I want to know how fast can a 5 or bedroom duplex be built? I mean in how many weeks?

Let's assume whatever money that will be needed is readily available, dry land is also available and cleared of trees and bushes.

Drawings and render also available.

Building is a contemporary design.

I'll appreciate it if anyone with idea gives a breakdown.

If you also have a rough estimate of the cost please let us know.