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PoliticsRe: LASG To Rebuild Igbosere High Court Burnt During Civil Unrest Of 2020 by Gobekli: 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2022
Jostoman:
JANDOR is the incoming governor of lagos state next year, i just hope you people will not loot all the property inside Alausa the way oyetola did in osun state.
Niggã find better plug for your weed make dem sell you correct Loud, this nonsense weed you dey smoke done dey turn your brain
CelebritiesRe: Korth Adeleke: Sina Rambo's Wife Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence, Marriage Ends by Gobekli: 5:33pm On Dec 12, 2022
Haha she no wan follow chop Osun money

You for wait small collect your share na
PropertiesRe: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by Gobekli: 5:27pm On Dec 12, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?
How old is the daughter
CelebritiesRe: Blaq Bonez Emulates Tinubu In Answering Questions During An Interview (Video) by Gobekli: 2:40pm On Dec 12, 2022
peculiar3:
Balablu
Bluuu bala bala!

grin
FoodRe: Why Is Food So Expensive Nowadays In Nigeria ? by Gobekli:
ibkayee:
Ah ok, around what year was this?
Hey babe where have you been all this while?!!!! & what happened to those huge knockérs of yours? Knóckers or no this niggá is still a fan anyways
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Apologises, Promises Another Show In Ghana by Gobekli: 10:35pm On Dec 11, 2022
chokekachy:
https://twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/1602015884494643202?t=39AaptzLH32NbgOYgvmmMg&s=19

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7475209/fans-angry-over-wizkids-absence
In keeping with his stunted size, Wiz is a very sly, devious dude

Here he knows he's dealing with African mugus who lack the knowledge & courage to sue his skinny cockroach-ass...same way he treats his African baby-mamas worse than trash while continuously munching the muff/anus of the one who gave him British papers.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Breaks Silence In Emotional Statement After Portugal World Cup Exit by Gobekli: 8:42pm On Dec 11, 2022
obembet:
The greatest player of all time, Ronaldo sends message after Portugal's World Cup exit: Cristiano Ronaldo on IG: “I fought hard for this dream, I gave it my all. I just want to tell you all that much has been said, written and speculated but my dedication to Portugal has not changed. I would never turn my back on my country

CRISTIANO RONALDO posted an emotional statement after his “biggest and most ambitious dream” of winning a World Cup ended.

The 37-year-old could not inspire Portugal to quarter-final victory off the bench against Morocco.

He was in tears as he made his way down the tunnel after losing 1-0 to Morocco in the quarter-finals.

And he wrote on Instagram: “Winning a World Cup for Portugal was the biggest and most ambitious dream of my career.

“Fortunately, I won many titles of international dimension, including for Portugal, but putting the name of our country on the highest level in the world was my biggest dream.

“I fought for it. I fought hard for this dream. In the 5 presences that I scored in World Cups over 16 years, always alongside great players and supported by millions of Portuguese people, I gave my all.

“I left everything on the field. I never turned my face to the fight and I never gave up on that dream.

“Unfortunately, yesterday the dream ended. It is not worth reacting hot.

“I just want everyone to know that much has been said, much has been written, much has been speculated, but my dedication to Portugal has not changed for an instant.

“I was always one more person fighting for everyone’s goal and I would never turn my back on my teammates and my country.

“For now, there’s not much more to say. Thank you, Portugal. Thank you, Qatar. The dream was beautiful while it lasted… Now, it’s time to be a good advisor and allow each one to draw their own conclusions.”


Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CmB-vaEoR5z/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
He can always try again

2026 is right around the corner grin
HealthRe: How Jumoke Hospital Lagos ‘Mistakenly’ Employed 2 Jobless Men As Medical Doctors by Gobekli: 8:36pm On Dec 11, 2022
Uniique:
That like i gave you is for your foolishness.


*Poroye*
How the fúck am I supposed to knlw you gave me a like, dummy...like it has your name written all over it?

Dadandidi oshi
HealthRe: How Jumoke Hospital Lagos ‘Mistakenly’ Employed 2 Jobless Men As Medical Doctors by Gobekli: 6:50pm On Dec 11, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Confirms Marriage Crash: ‘My Wife Said She Was Tired' by Gobekli: 3:47pm On Dec 11, 2022
mjuvey3:
Please before you abuse the lady,do some findings.

Julius is a serial fornicator and even all the time he was sick,he was cheating on his wife with different girls.....I can't count the number of times I've seen Julius at popular hotels & hangouts on the island frolicking with prostitutes.

Why won't she leave you? Look at the way he painted it as if the wife just left her without him doing anything wrong.


SMH smiley
Word on the street is that Julius' dick got a mind of its own, just like the late great Sammy O.
PoliticsRe: APC & Tinubu Media Team, Steals Picture Of A Hotel In Indonesia As Lagos by Gobekli: 3:02am On Dec 11, 2022
He built a modern state that could be a country?

Dude is insane!
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Tops As The Worst City To Live In Africa In 2022 —Business Insider by Gobekli: 12:49am On Dec 11, 2022
christejames:
Sane Nigerians are not surprised about the ranking cool


It's only Agbado urchins who do not know about other cities especially in Africa will keep hyping that glorified Town.

Lagos is no longer in the league of cities like Cairo, Casablanca, Rabat, Luanda, Gaborone, Alexandria, Cape Town, Johannesburg, Addis Ababa, Tunis, Tripoli et al... All because of the Agbado master that is holding it by the jugular.
Lagos would have been the best city to live in Africa if not for Tinubu stranglehold on its treasury and finances
CrimeRe: Ehi Ogbebor, Exposes Her Maid Who Hacked Into Her Safe And Stole $11k (video) by Gobekli: 11:59pm On Dec 10, 2022
Poor woman she should have moved the same day she cracked the safe lol grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by Gobekli: 11:41pm On Dec 10, 2022
LaSenior:
Mod please I want this piece to be pushed to front-page this is happening to me though I have prepared my Mind to do what is in my mind but I want this honourable house to look into this

I was supposed to go and do marital introduction but because of my dad's health which was going bad everyday I couldn't. I thought maybe when we stabilise him a little then I can quickly arrange for introduction but sadly my beloved Dad passed away 4days later

I have been crying endlessly and been so weak and saddened just this morning this girl I was planning on spending the rest of my life with chatted me up saying that she has looking at me since that I don't want to say anything concerning her Christmas things that she needs 50k to buy Christmas things. I was shocked to the bone haaaa why are you this heartless towards me? Does it mean you are not concerned about what I have been passing through, infact I don't want to speak more because God already saved me from a heartless lazy woman.

To the women in this forum is it right to ask your fiancee Christmas Money in the midst of seeing him mourning of his late Dad just few days his dad died this attitude of this girl is it right?
She's in line with the good book.

It says and I quote: "Let the dead bury their dead."
PoliticsRe: What Seyi Tinubu Did When He Met President Muhammad Buhari (Picture) by Gobekli: 11:38pm On Dec 10, 2022
sarrki:
Seyi tinubu prostrate to greet president Muhammad Buhari
Thieves
PoliticsRe: Nigerians, Please Vote For Me- Tinubu by Gobekli: 11:33pm On Dec 10, 2022
madapcmod:
Just yesterday he told them to grab power, and run with it

Today he is begging


We no go vote for another Robert Mugabe

Go are rest
This one is 20 times worse than Mugabe

PoliticsRe: Nigerians, Please Vote For Me- Tinubu by Gobekli: 11:26pm On Dec 10, 2022
CrimeRe: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by Gobekli: 11:16pm On Dec 10, 2022
Righteousness2:
Reminds me of a certain young man i personally met in Lagos.
He made money through illumanti devilish group. He was told he will live until 50 yrs , but will lose her his manhood. He was told never to eat anything cooked by a lady.
He became a big boi, Lavishly spending up and down until one day, he travelled to see his mum . The mum baked meat pie and gave to him. He forgot he was not to eat anything from a woman. He took a bite and instantly got a sign that he has broken the rules. Immediately the devil came for Him.


His biznesses and houses mysteriously caught fire. Police from no where came to his house and found drugs that he didn't know where it came from.
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.


The young man became like a mad man. He could not sleep in His mansions. Demons everywhere. He managed to be sleeping in a car.

Fortunately, someone who saw him invited him to Chosen . The devil threatened him and did everything to Hinder him from Coming. The lady practically pulled him into the Church just few hrs before he was to die.

The Servant of GOD, Pst Muoka was praying on the pulpit and the young man jumped out and began to sumersault and manifest with all their Signs. It was like a war.
The GOD of Chosen Delivered Him. He got his manhood back that day.


This is not nollywood film. This is life . I personally met the boy and talked with him.

Listen!
The devil has Nothing good to give you. That thing that he is dangling at you in the name of money , fame , wealth or whatever is Chaff!
Anything that comes from the devil, is after your soul, no matter how attractive it is.
All the devil is after is to ensure you go to Hell!
His assignment is to Steal , kill and destroy.

The Blessings of the LORD, it makes rich and adds no Sorrow.
Real Blessing is available in JESUS Christ.
Chosen Príck
PoliticsRe: Lagos Ready To Drive Your Passion, Sanwo-Olu Tells Young CEOs In Tech Space by Gobekli: 7:01am On Dec 10, 2022
Oluwabash:
•Governor charts inclusion, partnership in chat with youth entrepreneurs


https://lagostoday.com.ng/lagos-ready-to-drive-your-passion-sanwo-olu-tells-young-ceos-in-tech-space/
As passion junkie wey una be
RomanceRe: My Neighbor Is Dating And Spending On A Fuckboy And It's Pissing Me Off. by Gobekli: 10:10pm On Dec 09, 2022
ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.

FashionRe: When You See A Woman With Waist Beads, What Usually Comes To Your Mind? Be Hones by Gobekli: 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
When you see a woman with waist beads, what usually comes to your mind?
Be honest.
Olocho

PoliticsRe: Burutai Flown By His Pilot Son From Sokoto To Abuja (Photo) by Gobekli: 3:39pm On Dec 09, 2022
sarrki:
A great day 8 December 2022 flown by my son Tukur Buratai Jnr on Arik Air from Sokoto to Abuja. Felt very proud. A perfect combination with his Captain Ahmed Musa. Very courteous Cabin Crew. God bless you all.
Nice

Every parent's dream
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Gobekli: 11:56am On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
This redpill something is nothing short of a terrorist organization or a cult.
You either agree with them and give them what they want, or they'll flip out and cause some unwanted issues (like the petulant children they are)
Do not initiate yourselves into this self serving, inept and mentally degrading cult
The whole redpill thing is a huge echo chamber filled with pseudoscientific hogwash and unfounded claims.
Olosho

PoliticsRe: What Is Going On In Nairaland Politics Section (Too Much Hate) by Gobekli: 7:14am On Dec 09, 2022
etrouble:
It's just starting, it's going to get hotter. If you can't withstand the heat, then get out if the kitchen.

We have disgraced and humiliated the flat headed miscreants severally, we will completely annihilate them next year.
This one is a fool
PoliticsRe: Wike, El-Rufai, Ugwuanyi, Abiodun Bag 2022 Leadership Newspaper Awards by Gobekli: 7:11am On Dec 09, 2022
Animal Awards
CrimeRe: Video : 33 Church Goers Carried Away By A River During Water Baptism by Gobekli: 4:22am On Dec 09, 2022
Fools
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Will Not Be Available For Presidential Election by Gobekli: 4:06am On Dec 09, 2022
Validated:
Yes, you heard it first from me. Tinubu will not be available for the February 25 2023 elections.

Going by his heaith antecedents, Tinubu normally relocates to London Hospital every 45 days and spends 21 days in hospital to recharge his battery.

He has gone now for December - January battery recharge and APC deceived the gullible followers and some naive Nigerians with Chatham debacle. The current battery recharge will carry him for about 35 days and he will start babablue blu bulaga again.

He will be back to Nigeria few days to Christmas or about 29th December, 2022. This charging will begin to die by 10th - 15th of February 2023. Hence hTinubu will be rushed back to London for recharge by mid February. Because he needs at least 15 - 20 day to be able to walk, he may be held back until end of February 2023.

If he misses this timeline, his speech impediments and sleeping paralysis will set in.

We wish Tinubu quick recovery, but we do not need a rechargeable battery operated president in 2023. Rather, we need a Commander-In-Chief who is fit and ready to hit the ground running.

#SincereNigeriansGroup (SNG)

CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Gang Rape And Torture Of 20-year-old Woman by Gobekli: 4:00am On Dec 09, 2022
Nigerians are just worthless and wild. Nothing can change them, Friday and Sunday they are packed inside the religious houses after committing atrocities all through the week
CrimeRe: Help! My Immediate Brother Detained At Ikoyi Prison Since Last June 2022 by Gobekli: 11:04pm On Dec 08, 2022
NUGAWHITE:
Hello everyone, I really need your advise on other legal alternative to go about securing the release of my immediate brother who has been detained at Ikoyi Prison since last June 2022 for a theft of electrical cable . He was detained with other accomplice who has now been released on bail after meeting all legal requirements and payment of a certain amount of money. My brother was also granted bail, but the legal process and money required by the lawyer in charge of his case was too much for me to bear. I must confess here to you that he knew nothing about it, but his poor attitude to work was what implicated him as a security in charge at the site. Please I really need your help! I don't have the kind of money they are demanding for, neither do I have anyone to run to. Our mother is terribly sick with partial stroke, myself and my younger brother are the only person taking care of her. My younger brother is not working, and I just got a job last month with small salary that cannot even sustain the family. Pls, I need help! I will appreciate anyone with useful information on other alternative to securing his release, so he can spend Xmas and new year with us. Thank you so much.
Better look for money before they tie another case around his neck.

If they implicate him for murder case he will never come out of there again o
PoliticsRe: Why Atiku’s Picture Was Not Included On PDP Branded Vehicles – Makinde by Gobekli: 10:57pm On Dec 08, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
And you are a true Muslim?

Smh….
Yes bro

If you're close to him it behoves you to prevail on him that he needs to mend his ways...otherwise he will surely end up in the bosom of Shaitan

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