donhils:

Maybe I'm the only one not getting this. Pls which of these is the gay smiley?

Can't u c two adult female with a child/children or two adult male with child/ children?

sucess001:
She never said the person she loves is dating someone else! Op...na evening school you go?

"Her heart belong's to someone she can't call her"

e tumo ele yi?!
Wat does it mean?!

mikedimeji:

Shey orò niyen
Pls receive sense to comprehend and think outside the box

Otondo!
Treat na treat forget d stress, next time na her turn and she will treat him fine... Beside, I don't completely support her for not assisting, but den making her look like a bad person! Haba! Dat wan too much.
Zulu! One way traffic, dis is thinking out side d box.

Why are ppl so dramatic! It was the guy's treat, so wat, if he goes to da ATM for more cash. It is part of his gift to her.
So now he pain am to go ATM for more cash, wat of d moni he dey spend, he steal am neh?!. No b hard earn cash, one more stress go kill am.

Cee! If u no wan give gift no give, shekina! Abi she force u b4?

Nathe11:
job insecurity nowadays ehn...sm1 will spend ages to look for Job and still be afraid of sacking

U do d wrong thing, u get sacked!

Wat' s all dis initial gra-gra Nigerians re just throwing on social media abt Jumoke n Ty, abeggii
Wat abt d okada man at d backgroud didn't he photobomb too?
So u all re saying at a very close range like dat, aunty Ty didn't notice Jumoke smiling @ Tempah abi?
Arrangii photoshoot we know, anyway Olajumke enjoy ur fame na God win.

Elosky20:
Only one man N2.1bn. This must be a political telemundi.

Sir! It is called" Telemundo"

cckris:

Buhari sacked Vera Ifudu in 1984, & she won her day in the courts.
Buhari has also sacked 12 Fed VCs without following due process. And the man has admitted that the Judiciary is his headache, as with all dictators. Marilyn has a good case that pupil lawyers can win.

Marilyn Ogar is a nobody, if she like make she run her mouth go supreme court, Fed govt go probe for her for unlawful arrest of innocent citizens and insightful comments on Media.
Words for her,(make she just go invest d moni wey she don make, for business inoda to create employment, atleast she shud be useful to her nation some how).

Flexherbal:
Can a girl be totally open to a guy?

Nose!
Oh sorry Nope!
Unba! It is not health

I know ur apologies is just because of ur political ambition, but u don't rily mean to say sorry.
Anyway it is ok, Gay tins na bad tin!.

"Spotted playing street soccer" abi una follow am go there and snap him.
Abegiii

bishop4life:




Honestly you amaze me! Please ma'am, are you in any way related to our info minister? I mean Mr Muhammed?

Oga! Believe wat u want to believe.
Hater!

ValarDoharis:
In all fairness.....Buhari should sack himself cos he signed the damn budget and presented happily to the national assembly

Dis wasn't d budget he presented to NASS. The original budget has bn doctored by some Ghost criminals..

Flexherbal:
Love is a beautiful thing.

Beautiful indeed!

6. Remember that every person and every couple is different. Listen: your life is awesome. We know that. You know that. Your marital status is such a small part of who you are, and while your future wedding sometimes feels like the most important thing, it's not. At all. So focus on your amazing friends, your cool job, your sweet new puppy, or the cool person you just started dating who maybe will turn into something more. Enjoy your life for what it is now, and be patient with the process.

Am so loving the above!

Now the sky is bluer, the return of d champion.
Never say it is over until it is final.

Also never threaten us with TUESDAY, becos it just a date in the calendar dat "the champion" have crossed.

Enjoy it!!!!

Now the sky is bluer, the return of d champion. Never say it is over until it is final.

orobs93:
Lol
My guy b like I gat notin to loose

Lmao! We go c who mad pass btw me n una (lastma).

ZZ22:
This man again.. Yes they are not holding any Nigerian territory because Buhari has technically carved sambisa and some part of Borno out of Nigeria

U shud try listen more to wat PMB is saying rada dan rushing to wat u want to blief in. He said BK is not holding any territory not dat they ve stop bombing. Since u re eager to comment on politics then pls visit North Korea
(North Korea is one of the hardest countries for both foreign n local media to cover). U

Ayomel:
This people are wicked. Thanks be to God GEJ is out.

Out kor! In ni! ,
APC will still probe his administration, anyone linked to him, he be arrested.
Enough of all d bullshit he left us with!

dotna:
I like him.

Only because he does not promote homosexuality. Democrat like homosexuality too much. Right now in the US supreme court there is a case to ban anything that identifies male or female. So nobody will be called male or female. For instance there will be General public toilet and nothing like either male or female toilet.

Imagine in boarding house secondary school, boys and girls stay in same room or hostel. No more only boys or only girls school.

I pray that case does not succeed

Is dis 4 real!
God! dat will b da worst of it coming from d democrat. They ve broken all ground rules of human existence.

afribookorg:
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!

Report says dat Judas is refusing to betrayJesus this year. He claims that the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to current economy situation.

He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiation is still ongoing which means that Easter may or may not be celebrated this year.

You are hereby advised to free ur goats and chicken awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season pending when he (Judas) will receive alert 4rm his bank.

Judas and his entire family duly apologise for the inconveniences caused.

Dis is f**king Hilarious!

Rolings:


Benjami Aduba you can lie oooo, maybe you have lived in the USA for only a day that's why you can say no foreign head of state holidays in the US . Even GEJ used to go there. Stop lying

Bros! We dey togeda in dis struggle for CHANGE. But I wudn't want PMB to follow GEJ's footsteps rather, he is a pace setter he shud ve patronize Nigeria Tourism center for a good vacation.( If at all, that is, all there is to it).

So dis man wahala start since before now.

omenka:
Jonathan was unfit to govern a Local Government Area, let alone a country.

Jonathan didn't lose the election because he isn't from the North, no. He lost because he was a perpetual failure both in character and performance. He redefined what it meant to be a weak leader. He embraced the oddest of people and loathed anyone with a touch of moral rectitude who dared to point him in the right direction. He surrounded himself with all the ingredients for a guaranteed flop.

Regardless, the election is done and dusted and I find it somewhat incomprehensible why. Fayose is coming up with this now; I mean, if he knew all along PDP erred in fielding Jonathan, why did he make himself the arrowhead of the personal attacks on Buhari in the run-up to the general elections?? Is he trying to warm himself up to the presidency?? Is Aluko's threat to expose more behind this latest overtures especially this coming after visiting two APC governors??

Only time will tell, and when that time comes, I hope those miscreants who've sworn on the remains of their forefathers to sing Fayose's praises to the end of time feel humble enough to acknowledge and applaud his utterances. I hope when that time comes, he doesn't become "a Yoruba man" to those people...

Touche'

IlajeGal1:
By JUMI RHODES


Former military governor of Lagos State, Brig.-General Mobolaji Johnson(retd.) is bereaved as he lost his wife Funmi on Saturday, 6th February 2016. The former military governor would be 80 years on Monday, 9th February 2016. Though the Johnson family is yet to disclose what caused late Funmi Johnson's death, there are indications that she died after a brief illness in a Lagos hospital. Since the news of her death broke, family members and eminent Nigerians have been trooping daily to the Ilupeju, Lagos residence of the Johnsons. Among early visitors at the home of the Johnsons was first executive governor of Lagos state, Alhaji Lateef Jakande.


http://dawntodusknews.com/ex-lagos-governor-loses-wife-3-days-to-his-80th-birthday/

R I P to the dead, May her soul find heaven and enter in peace AMEN.

Happy birthday in advance to Gov Johnson, May the Lord Almighty bring comfort to ur loneliness Amen

@OP, 9th feb is Tuesday not Monday

lofty900:
See the green board, reminds me of my days in primary school when we use leaves to darken the board. I don't expect indomie generation to understand

Thank u,
Prepared charcoal in a tin every friday and darken d board after school against monday.

Everyone can't go on the street that's why they made side walks....Cookie (the Empire).

To my pips living in J/Town and Lag.
Pls help a sister to get the actual price of a project binding machine, I mean the machine for binding of final year projects in d higher institution ( the hard cover one). That is, both the characters and the machine itself, also either d big size or the small size.

Time to start a business, as u know man must CHOP.

Pls!
If there is anyone in the house that knows the procedure of binding very well can as well put me through, it is just for me to know if there's another method aside from d one I can do. Tnx a lot.

@ level 2.not too sure sha. But level 1 confirmed

DonBobes:



Y don't u try dem first n see what happens to ur soul. Dey even have a job serving der father's land. Wat do u do for a living only criticism n no pay!

So Sule, to compliment a soldier now is a crime?. The Ugly bitch is not even happy she got such a beautiful compliment from a civilian.
Next time Shekarau will compliment her into pieces. Idiotas!

adioolayi:
Female President for Americans..is Jack Bauer's 24hrs coming to reality?

It is true o, he got a black president as Senator Palmer, and a Female president in season 8. Abeg, I dey for Sec. Hillary back.

After den I go come process my Visa go greet her personally.