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Maryjane001:
That your neighbor is a goat

he has herbs for sexual performance of about 4 different types in kegs in his apartment. .we kinda close my fiancee have told to me try talking to him but I remember one day we went out to drink and one of is friends tried talking to him about D's sleeping around he didn't take it cool at all...he was furious at him.
he is much older than me so there no way I could talk to him.
Ds most funniest thing is on Tuesday nite he still brought home D's single mother..she is a banker.
she is better Dan D's girl in physical appearance 10times ....but D's man just to want have sex everyday

hello

victorian:
That's her problem. She chose that path with her own hands.

Because I also wonder how she would order a very expensive meal. Only she knows why.

As for me? Food is not my problem and by God's grace it won't be. I'm already over fed by myself and I share most times to close friends and neighbors. It's no biggie.

I get u perfectly....u no we men are totally different from u women.
if a man mess up we tell him to is face but I notice women don't do dat cos of ego.
u ladies have lot of ego .....I cud remember while in school i dated a lady....she and her rommie have separate kitchen utensils....it was really weird despite dey look close.....all tru my time I never saw guys do dat.
it really hard to see ladies dat genuinely love demselves without boundary and limit.

victorian:
Guys of these days? Lemme not say what's in my mind.

Anyways on whatsapp, I was browsing my friends and family's status.

Then my eyes caught one of cousin's status, I was like lemme see what this babe is up to.

She's a top executive in one of these banks. I tapped her status, she displayed pics of herself shopping in a mall abroad, I could see the environment is not naija. I was like Ufuoma! Big babe! Babe is spending money. There was definitely someone at the background taking her video. After shopping and paying, she waved, smiled at the camera.

Then next video, She was in a robe, dancing to a song playing at the background, in a posh room. I guess it's the hotel where she's staying. She held a bottle of Baileys. Poured in a glass, was miming a song, seeping the baileys looking at the camera with a determined look and smile, winked and seeping her drink.
Then shaking her head again, pouring more drink into the glass, dancing slowly and smiling.

I was like wow! This is what I call freedom and enjoyment!
No stress,No Stingy guy breathing down ones neck, no hassles. She was just feeling herself.


In mind I was like this video is for guys.

For guys to know she enjoying her money without stress.


Ufuoma is really balling.


Guys successful women no send una o

That's the truth out there ! We no send una one bit!

What's rice and chicken wey Op no allow us hear word this night!

Have eaten chicken, turkey, cow leg, ogunfe! Almost every day, that I can't even eat anymore Orelse I just want my heart to shut down. That's the honest truth. Food doesn't freak people like us.

Just yesterday, i sent an invite to a longtime friend I saw online. I chat the guy up. Guy what will u be doingthis weekend? He said nothing really. I was like u are looking very handsome these days o. Come over Lets catch up.
He asked what will I offer him? I smiled, I said some bottles of nice chilled wine ,with enough fried chicken and sauce.

He screamed and was like wow!

I smiled and I said its Nothing jare. He asked whats the merriment for?

I said nothing.. I'm just bored and I want to drink and dine with someone I'm familiar with, that's all. Nothing spectacular. And moreover u look good! He was all smiles, he said its deal.

So what's there in chicken and rice wey we no go hear word for nairaland.

Smhhhh!

the probs with you ladies is u all see everything has an attack...what is bad is bad ....u need to condemn or support D's act... let no ur stand.
Not ds write up .
D reason why we have failed marriage D's Days is women don't speak truth to demselves rather they see any complain from men as an attack and divorce everywhere.
how can a lady go on a date for the first time and order for the most expensive meal....come on which man will respect such a woman.

XhosaNostra:
How soon after their break up did you two start dating? Personally, I'm very wary of people who don't take breaks between relationships. Maybe it's just me, but I feel you need space & time to process your emotions after a break up. None of that you need to get under another person to get over someone. It's up there in the disgusting scale as your GF telling you about her ex's sex life. I'd have been so triggered!

According to her it was like 7month after we started out courtship

Omar09:
How dare you be lazy with your words?

You overreacted bro. You should have warned her sternly of this particular behavior the first time she exhibited it. Note it is one thing to warn, it's also another to state the consequences that follows if warning is not hid to. Unfortunately, most guys only end at just warning. The few who state the consequences don't actually stand by it because, most times they say what they can't do.

Hmmm.......we are adults and I don't think I could have done anything beyond just telling her I don't like it

tidalstorm:
The relationship is turning toxic especially when your girl starts comparing you with her ex. You can't be happy in such relationship where you keep comparing your self to another person.
It puts you on a pedestal that may be unhealthy for the relationship.
Tell her if she wants to go back to her past, she can go back to her ex.

She doesn't compare us....she only love talking about him.
I just think she hasn't totally let go ....they dated for 3yrs which is understood alot of memories was created but is disgusting hearing about him from her.

crackkhaus:
You did not overreact and a fiancée is not a wife.

Continue having your 'good time' with her, but if you still wish to marry someone like that, then the joke is on you.

Honestly I love her and she is really sweet...but for all d bad things she said ds guy did to her....she still talk about him freely with no anger....infact I can say she talks about him with all smiles which i find disgusting.

hi

Fountainofyouth:
You must be very stupid, you are a deformed child that was picked from a trash can, you are a walking dead only existing out of pity from those who destroyed your very existence, destiny and future, if you cannot go through my comments, understand, and assimilate before attacking my parents, say it out and I'd explain to you like I'm counting numbers to a toddler, but for you to bring in my existence and parents cos I called out you guys bullshit here, means you are a mistake of an entity, I do not call out people's family, but if you want to go that path, I will give it back to you same dose, nonsense.

lol...u are just wasting words.....I didn't disrespect ur parent in anyway..... just take a walk and kill yourself mistakely slowpoke chicken head.

LilMissFavvy:
Why should a woman agree to submit her children for paternity tests? Except a man hides to do such paternity test on the kids, no woman should ever succumb to that rubbish. If women learn to stand their ground disregarding the outcome of their actions, compulsory paternity test will never turn out to be a norm. It is even wrong for a woman to share the same doctor with her husband, marriages of today is a scam, 99percent of men are cheating dogggss, yet they wouldn't want their wives to breathe.

I really wish nairaland could mandate pics of people here so we could see d faces of humtty dumtty in here honestly......99percent cheat ??.
what breed of d dog is ur father and brother pls?? hope he isn't local.

Fountainofyouth:
See a slow dog, he thinks it doesn't happen, these are red pill shouters with blind followers, they truly don't have functioning brain, lol.

I can officially tell u have av gone insane.. maybe u were actually switched during birth yourself cos I can't imagine a cretin try to justify D's BS.
so if the baby isn't mine I sud smile and kiss her from head to toe buy her � or fly her out right... I don't need to ask for an explanation I just assumed d original baby was switched...do u even read wat u type or someone type for you...I wish I could see ur parent ...Dey need to carry out a DNA test cos am sure they are smart and how could dey produce a slowpoke chicken head who always trying to defend rubbish....

Perfectdanny:
See this one. Breast has seed (can't recall the name), so frequent using and touching wears it down.

Nothing like hormones and age. Its all boils down to mileage.

WTF bro.....mileage
U really got me cracked up here.
Damn.... can't stop laughing on D's bro

Fountainofyouth:
Ordinary Google is there for you to expand your knowledge, but you've decided to be an everlasting dunce, if you are a graduate, you should start all over again from primary school, so that you can know the basics, you lack basic knowledge, nonsense.

like u didnt have basic knowledge of the Bible saying d woman is d house keeper rite....see stop going on every thread venting on guys...we are sorry for whatsoever the dudes did to u .... just stop D's attack on men in every thread is making u look insane.

Fountainofyouth:
You are the dirty pig? Where did it specifically say cook for the home? Do you even know the difference between keeper of the home and a house keeper? An house keeper is a maid you dumbo, do you know the difference between a house and a home? Quoting a bible verse just to support your slow self, irritant.

So home is different from a house rite?? ...damn....if u are a graduate or undergraduate ur parent are just wasting dere money.
Anyway I don't no which guy must have messed ur life up but d earlier u snap out the bitters d beta for u.

Fountainofyouth:
See smellos, I was expecting someone to quote me with bible comments, why did you run knowing I'd ask? I want you to specifically show the chapter and verses where God specifically said "THE DUTY OF A WOMAN IS TO COOK IN THE HOME" if you don't show me, means you've commited blasphemy, and God will punish you for it,

Na your type dey preach false doctrine for church, nonsense.

Well I wasn't expecting anything less.....a pig will always be a pig
I don't do insult or neither convo frustrated bitter women.....d book is Titus 2:5.....women are the keepers of the home.
What is the work of a house keeper??
Hope ur dad always do the dishes and clean the house aswell? Just asking no offence intended.

lavylilly:
“If you like don’t cook for your husband, get a maid and she will perform other duties too”
I can’t believe idiots still think like this, like most Nigerian families didn’t have maids while growing. If you want to kill your wife with chores, you’re free but allow people breath.
Marriages are different and people adapt to the kind of partners they have. Some get maids for their wives, some their wives only supervise the kitchen, some wives cook and all these people are living happily. Let everyone do what suits them.

Lol..I guess ur mum had a maid cook for you and ur father growing up.... just asking and please answer honestly.

lavylilly:
This is how it should be

A relationship with no gender role. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay bills, we both spoil each other, we both help each other

I hope you are in Europe

Fountainofyouth:
The world will be a better place if everyone realises that a particular chore isn't solely designated to a particular gender.

I see most ur comments irritating ....I no is non of my business but come on gal stop D's defensive bullshit all d time ....if u are a Muslim well I don't know much about d Qur'an but if u are a Christian and u have been going to church since ur childhood and up till now u don't no in d bible God specifically spells out a man and woman duties in a home den is a shame cos all ur going have been a waste....I won't tell u those chapters and verses cos u aiin't worth it.

Lexusgs430:
Who meet who?
How did they collide?
Who was negotiating?




So we know Boko Haram then, so why is it difficult to end their menace?

Service thief's have used Boko, as a milking cow.....


Let's hire Trump + Xi Jinping to rule Nigeria for 2 years...... Only 2 years.. ....

l will give dem 10yrs and dey won't do jack.
u think d probs of d country is the govt....bro I can tell u categorically we the citizens are the probs..take dat to the bank

Riele:
Hello ? .

I asked him a question About his mom .

Who else will he be referring to , apart from his mom ?.

*****BTW ***

I get your point

wat does is mom got to do with ur convo??
u are a woman is it not stupid asking such a dumb question.... honestly if you respect and cherish ur mum..u won't ask such a question.

Riele:
Are you referring to your momma ?
Cause you've got no prove , if you're referring to me . Empty words

Like I told one of ur type D's morning...only fools insult people mothers and fathers....it gutter dwellers things....ur parent did a wonderful job.
Already no the type of children u will raise aswell.

Casalinda:
So calling one delusional, makes one a gentleman?? I am sorry I got out of character and drag your parent into this. It is so not my character and I am sorry for that. The abusive comments I get here. It always get to me, I’m human as well. Sorry I talked ill of your parent

my dear I don't think is Normal saying something D's sensitive about a man u intend marrying on social media....u telling us he is HIV positive is totally unnecessary.....i

U sud be able to control ur mouth and emotion....I guess dat ur weakness but turn it to strength else u will end up apologizing all times.
I didn't abuse u just wanted to know if u actually posted D's in d rite state of mind

Casalinda:
Gutter You not even on my level. Like I said if you want to be stupid I will help you be one.

obviously we can't be on same level..... only fools insult a mother or father...ur parent did a wonderful job.

Casalinda:
This is the last insult i will take. Mr or what ever you are. Do not be foolish and unfortunate at the same time what gave you that right to call me delusional?? Was your mom delusional? Or your father or sister? I have been so calm with all of the stupid and abusive comment here and it has to stop

I don't do parent insulting is for the gutter dwellers....like I advise earlier... Get help my dear before u end up in chains locked in a room.
I hope is still in d early stages .

Teespice:
I hope what you said will still be the same thing if roles are reversed.

I regret even commenting in d first place...turn out d Op is kinda delusional.
Go check her new thread.

Like u just cooked up D's shit ...Did u even read all D's all over before posting.

can't even say D's a movie cos is so fake to be one

seems u are delusional...Get treatment.

For me ...when she cums

my dear we are in a world were no one is sure of true love anymore..look around see how love birds Go from u d love of my life before marriage...fast forward years later....I wish I never met you...den divorce each other.
He is insured ... don't blame him is just d world we are in now were divorce favour the women more..... some men are scared and I think he feels u marrying him becos of wat he has.
imagine a lady is gonna divorce u and u must still pay her every month while she enjoy her life with another man.
just let him know u aiin't gonna sign that and if he insists walk away if u can't do it.

But please check yourself very well first...is there anything u doing or saying that is making him feel insecure with you..... cos sometimes we are the root of our problems but take solace in blaming others.

Amumaigwe:
Rather than come here to embark on fruitless image laundering, go back home and work on your Muslim brethren especially members of MURIC to always put Yoruba and Southern Nigeria interest above the slavish demands of their religious affliations to the Caliphate. The people only judge Yorubas based on how most of them that are of Islamic sect of are always willing to defer to the Northern interests even to the detriment of their own with and kiain n at home.

Oooo u think the muric leader is speaking the minds of the Muslim in Yoruba land??
Anything he says is opinion and he is entitled to that..... whatever CAN says is there opinion aswell....they don't speak my mind cos we didn't elect any of them.
We have brains and think for ourselves...we aiin't headless chicken who allow someone think for us and tell us what to do.
Go on the street of Ibadan, lagos, oshogbo, Abeokuta and ask people if they even know if one muric exist....den u will know is only u people on internet that know them.

eagleu:
MURIC, is that you?

There is a reason why God gave us brain...so we can think and reason ourselves.
But is really disappointing some people have someone doing the thinking for them and they just follow like zombies... Whatever he says they just accept and follow like headless chicken.