₦airaland Forum

valentineuwakwe:
When I was young and enter the science class newly in Lagos at S.S.S 1, i mistakenly mix two chemical substances with red oil and used a stringe to inject and infect hundred of our school farm crops....within 24hrs, they all died and no one till today found out..
funny enough I could not even remember what and what i mixed to get such concoction cos I wanted to destroy more crops......n.a. wa ooo

hope you are not among those creating viruses oh?

Professorcplus:
Why always sex, rape and incest confession . Mine is different from them but let me share it.

During uni days I met a very close course mate. We practically do everything together but soon drifted apart because he wasn't serious minded. We were to write a practical programming course which he never for once practiced for. On the day of exam, the invigilator lucky placed us in the same row. 10min into the exam I already finish coding but I looked at his computer screen and all I could see was errors. He was visibly shaking.

I have warned him to read and practiced but he never seems to care. Him problem not mine. I got up and decided to leave the hall. But I thought what would I gain from my actions. I told him not to submit on his computer and I did another coding for him and submitted through my computer. I did some computer stuff like change of IP, time etc.

After the exam he thanked me but still unserious guy. The lecturer later busted those who helped someone. How he managed not to find out amazes me. I risk been rusticated on top one unserious friend

which school b diss boss?

Semperty:
I just saw your profile and i bet you're one of the 2 miserable looking kids in the photo. Lol
You are no match for me in real life, infact if you see me fear no go let you cross my lane. ...but i won't blame you because we're in cyber space and you have the privilege to do as you like.

now you sounding more wimpy than the op.

Broda fit dey bomb with e fellow cyber criminal when sabi work pass am,looking for how to feed madam. Madam dey suspect say na gay.

If i talk my own. Just avoid this thieves.

safarigirl:
Eazi that owns a whole recording company, one that manages an emerging act like Joeboy, as well as a bunch of Ghanaian acts, at that. You think everyone in music is trying to force themselves in front of a camera?

Make your research, Eazi is making moves in his own corner.

Eazi actually has the biggest recording company in africa right now. Not only ghanian guys its all over africa. No mind these people they dont know shit but they must comment.

Dollabiz:
Where are the one million boys all I am seeing are fun lovers moving around

i swear real fun lovers.

Jackmj:
I got admission into the University in 2019 but unfortunately twas not the course I applied for, So I was hoping to stay at home and write jamb the following year,but my dad said I should goan do the course with the intention that I'll do change of course but when I tried doing the change of course my HOD refused, I then registered for jamb again (am yet to write)with all the brouhaha I didn't pay the school fees they gave me, Am still enjoying the school fees (65k) now sef

hehn you won fall inside big pit so oh.

ChineduSong:
Focus on your life bro. Don't give her much attention or get angry with her. Just keep moving as If nothing borthers you. If you become a success, she will come begging.

what if he doent become a success?

deniguy01:
U still a kid or def not in benin

ok sir.

uprof:
Thanks for watching

guy why you chatting with yourself. Easy oh

iso604:
Hustle ooh so that your junior brother nor go send you make you buy crest for he chicken girlfriend

this your joke no follow. No vex na truth I tell you

Gabbriell:
Very adorable.

As an infant they don't have the sense that they need to turn their whole body around just to look back plus the stress involved since they can't stand or walk often (1.e mostly crawling)...so this way is most easier for them . There might be other reason sha

you get sense

JDJ4:
A Very Big Mistake Of My Life

Hi nairalanders.

Please pardon me in case of any grammatical error. My story will be long, pls kindly bear with me and read to the finishing point. I'm ready to accept any insulting comments, it doesn't matter to me now.

I'm a 25 years old guy, not really financially buoyant but an average, money never dries in my pocket and back account as a hustler. Am currently still in part time program in university.

Now let me go straight to the point, here is my story. I started dating one beautiful girl back then in 2014, we were in love until something came up. There was a time I came home and she visited, that was the beginning of our separation, my mother warned me to stay away from her that she doesn't like her.

Honestly, I didn't know how to breakup with her without hurting her because she loved and cared for me so much. I love my mother so much and I listen to her as well. So, I started to avoid her, reducing my number of calls with her, sometimes when I visited home I won't tell her. All these to make her change her mind but all to no avail, I couldn't tell her what's up so that she won't hate my mother and make both of them enemies of each other.

She noticed my unprecedented and unusual behaviors, she asked me what has she done I only told her that I was very busy and concentrating on something. She later got fade up and started minding her own business because sometimes she would call I won't pick her calls, so she decided to let me be.

Fast forward to early this year, she went for a business trip and returned, so I decided to pay her a visit because even though we are no longer in love but we are still friends. I was hoping to visit her in her shop but she wasn't there, she told me to come to her apartment, I went there, we gist and had funs, she started making a move to me and we eventually had an unprotected sex.

I was thinking that she was a big girl and can take care of herself but after one month plus she called me and told me that she was pregnant, I was speechless and couldn't believe her, she threatened to report the case to my mother if I didn't show up and proffer solutions, my mind jumped. I hurried to her place and she showed me the pregnancy test result, we calculated the months and it was exactly the day I had sex with her, from that day till the month is exactly what was written on the paper.

To cut the story short, I got lost in thought until she waked me from my daydream, I told her straight that I wasn't ready for that, she should do something about it, so both of us agreed to terminate it, it was done successfully, I wasted much money on that moment but it didn't bother me.

So, after a while she called me and told me the sudden changes in her business that money disappeared from her hands always. She went home and complained to her dad, her dad suggested they should visit a native doctor to find out what was the problem. They visited the native doctor and he apparently exposed and told her what she did, that the pregnancy she terminated was the reason behind her misfortune. He listed all the things she will buy for cleansing and the total money involved. She called me and told me the development and demanded my own contribution (money), at that moment I didn't really have money to provide and she couldn't believe me.

Now am afraid if she will angrily expose me because she told her people that the person that got her the pregnancy is not around he traveled abroad. I haven't answered her since then because I have been busy thinking about my mistake, regretting the day I visited her, crying had I know. I returned but I didn't tell her so she won't visit me. Right now am having a double mind if I should adhere to what she told me by contributing money for the stuff, but the other hand, am asking for God's mercy upon my life, so if I should contribute money now it means I will be committing sin upon sin. I don't really know what to do now, I told her that I will visit her whenever I return to discuss with her but I haven't done that.

Presently I have a fiancee am dating now, my mother knows about her and she accepted her as well, also thinking about settling down with her when the time comes. I will hurt and loose her if what I did exposed.

Pls advice me my good people before I commit suicide and end everything, you can insult me if you like, it doesn't matter to me now, am very desperate human being now. The native doctor even told her to tell whoever that got her the pregnancy to also do his own cleansing or else he will encounter problems in life.

Should I also listen to the native doctor man or seek God's mercy, of whose report shall I believe..? Will there really be any problem, and what do I tell her now.

mad oh see packaging of fmt. If i ever join yahoo na your girl go teach me work.

fashrola:
There a lot of PMS, but what we use is Mxsuite and Semaphore

thanks

Why she dey use oshiomole name swear na. Abi oshiomole na ancestral spirit?

fashrola:
1. at least 3-4 years experience as a marine engineer onboard
2. III/3 License
3. Proficient in Planned Maintenance System software

thanks sir. What maintenance system software do you use?

jericco1:
My ex had sex with a one eyed nigga, greatest betrayal ever. Nigga she told me was just someone she admired. Never knew the writing on the wall was that visible

one eyed nigga but his tool is more effective than yours. Hahahaha. Joke is on you nigggga

IyaTola:
Someone we referred to as our uncle was in the position to help me get a government job after my NYSC in 2009.
My child was 2+ and I desperately needed the job
His undergrad daughter got it
I was hurt but resolved not to depend on anyone anymore

Real situations will always reveal fake people, all you need to do is pay attention.


Dear Fellow Nigerians

Come 2023 politicians will come begging for our votes. Pls ask them

During Covid-19 lockdown did you do vigilante with me?

Did you give me food or money?

Did Nepa bring 24hrs electricity?

If the answer is yes then vote for them. #LagosUrest

so he was suppose to give you the job instead of his own blood?

Pascopele:
Immediately after the burial, a friend of mine that I trust so much on nairaland came to me that he needed help.

He needed 600K to tie up a business deal that his life and future depends on it. He promised to bring back the money in 2 months. I explained my financial situation to him and how its expensive to do burial in our tradition and all that.

But being who I am, I wouldn't want a friend to pass up an opportunity so I approached my elder brother who in turn called a friend to lend me the money because my elder. My elder bro trust me with all he is got.

While collecting the 600K, I told them I will repay in two months time instead of the one month my friend told me.

One month elapsed and he didn't bring the money, I gave him grace of another two weeks hoping I will meet up with. The time I gave my elder bro and his friend.

One month elapsed and my dear friend behaved as if I am putting unnecessary pressure on him, saying ," Pasco, you chill na, I go arrange the bar give you, just exercise some patient a little longer", I don't like reneging on my words so I looked for someone on nairaland who borrowed me 600K in exchange for my 8 months salary starting from August last year to March

Those 8 months are the toughest period of my life. I was grieving my dad and couldn't support my mom the way I wanted to and couldn't explain it to anyone. Not even my elder bro knew what happened.

I swallowed it like man and was barely surviving for those 8 months.

I was Betrayed and he is still owing me.

I no swear o! But e go hard for me to stick my neck out for another like that and I learnt.

Lesson: Love all trust none. I don't borrow people money again. I give up on helping people. I swear but we move ✌️

i know he will be one of those on the ecurrency exchange thread thats they all behave thinking they are smart.

emmaodet:
Yes and having hnd or bsc is an added advantage

thanks i appreciate.

emmaodet:
No need for degree in computer science.
Marine engineering is a different department.

ok sir if i get you correctly i just need those certificates you mentioned and bsc or hnd is not needed right?

emmaodet:
Deck officers but it is not computer per say rather DP system.
It's an advance computer and when operated keeps the ship on a particular position without manoeuvring manually.
Qualifications are -
Stcw manila 2010
COC
Advance mandatories
Peripheral certificates and documents

thanks i really appreciate. Do they need to have a degree in computer science or they must study marine engineering too?

fashrola:
Engine.... But currently working as Techlog Supt... Hoping to go back to sea again

what qualifications do i need to work as techlog sut sir?

emmaodet:
Yes, i forgot to add tamrose. A friend got job with them this January, second mate 1.5m
If not for this corona virus, i would have changed company too. It's really fulvcking my plans up.
Tide water offered me 1.8m as chief, Tosdere 65k per day while Walvis/Jason 1.4m/month.
Just weighing my options and job security.
Are you a deck officer or engine?
Which company you at?
Can we talk offline?

please sir the person that works with the computers on the ship. What is their qualification like?

ebohstepn:
Do de recruit surveyors? Does shipping companies recruit surveyors? Have been home for too long, really need a job

you want to survey the sea

DrBrainstorm:
Is ur Project open source? I want to fork it!

lol no be only fork na commit.

Goodlyhrt:
Some guys na real guru if dey mistakenly catch your babe one on one forgerrit

real matters i knew some bad guys like that.

I guess she is not photogenic. She is cuter in person.

Burger01:
Forget about email compromise guy. I communicated with the bank via domain email which was strong enough. I don't need to arrest the account officer, the bank will do their investigations.

OK sir I too like rich people like you for your calmness. If na me self that account officer go dey fear to come work. The way I go voltage everywhere with guys.

Burger01:
Same happened to me months ago. I started having problems the day I sent a mail to my supposed account officer to open a domiciled account. He mailed back asking for few details and pronto I started receiving POS alerts on transactions I never made. 680k down the drain like that. That bank is complete fraud!

have you heard of email compromising some hardworking criminal master mind have been monitoring your email communication for months looking for such opportunity. Don't blame your bank. It you are so sure it was your account officer you would have arrested him. Even you self nor sure sir.