uBuNiT:
Me ? I will not attend

if u don't attend, u will be Banish

DonDemu:
I Got to the interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just stared back blank faced, my throat was dry and when I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it, as I started speaking, spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff. As she jerked backwards, her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled all over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered.

I got up and left in a hurry and ended up crashing into the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces.

Nawa, o ur own get k leg

heendrix:

Shut tf up what do you know and when were you born
birds of like feather

i was right. No Agument. I knew just like a child u will come roaring

heendrix:


A certified simp spotted.....You seem to want to correct someone and after that still go and apologize after scolding her and you think she'll listen to you No man she'll disrespect you even more with the mind "He'll come back to Apologize"

and besides for ur wife to hiss at you in any slight provocation tells how weak you are. people would come ranting you want peace in ur home bla bla but Know something for life when ur Dealing with a Nigerian woman take it like ur dealing with a wild animal taking no nonsense

I can't even imagine my girlfriend hissing at me let alone my wife

Op my advice for u is to be a man. you've been a simp for way too long

Advice from teenagers here in nairaland will end ur marriage fast fast

nextstep:


You may be right, but consider:

Nigerians who make it here can travel abroad every 2, 3 months (albeit dealing with no light, etc, which you can overcome with money)
Nigerians living in USA are lucky to travel abroad every 2 years. Though they're comfortable, theirs is a life of debts, bills, and taxes.

I kinda prefer the first option, and the money I would have spent to go and start living abroad could be put to so much better use here.

the first sensible post ever

Nigeria, Akwa Ibom to be precise

RAGEofFIRE:
Or what? You'll slice my neck while joyfully screaming Allah Akbar?

what a clash?

Advocate500:
some comments can be annoying I swear this is one of such comments.

u dey mind the mumu

vanida6:
That's a good development. One reason why we are not human beings is lack of laws. Today all sort crimes are common in our society. when laws are strictly adhered to, people will surely come back to their senses.

one of the animals

postmann:


The simple answer is no. Because men are not wired to accept that. Once there is coital violation on the part of the woman, then the mariage is mentally, psychologically and romantically over. I deliberately left out the spiritual part in order to stay aligned within the scope of this section.

The woman's sexual organ is sacred and should never be violated by another man in marriage. It is taboo.

and the man's own is not sacred and should be violated. Nonesense and ingredient

Cosmatikka:
Effiok Umo, an Akwa Ibom man married to an Nsukka woman, dats a dangerous combination of wickedness.
Let them both rot in jail

Y DO U BREAK OUT OF YABA LEFT AGAIN?

Greenbirth:
Where is her face. No face to show, there is possibility that she is 30 but wear face mask that looks 60.

Haha where una dey get this kind picture

[quote author=ybalogs post=91693010]*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get
wow! U get Liver