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Dedeity:
I hate them gays so much

Because they remind you of yourself.

KiNg0G:
Do unto others what you would like them to do to you. It's funny when I see wizkid fans lamenting online with the low turn ups of A list artist and celebrities at wizkid mum burial ceremony. But seriously ask yourself? We're you surprised?

I was not, I expected it to be this way because I know the Internet never forgets.
People don't forget

You don't mingle with them
Hardly comments on issues bothering the society.
Keeping to yourselve all the time like you are special.
No impact on the society despite the influence
And you expect strangers to be there for you

Be kind to people and they will be kind to you.
Be impactful to people and they will make impact in your life when the time comes

I dare to say if this was davido mother burial the whole internet and country will be on fire since the day it happened till this moment.
Even the loss of his son says it all
No one will sleep
Thats positivity.


Same treatments awaits 2face


The internet never forgets


I hold no grudges against wizkid whatsoever but the energy you give that's what you get



May his mom soul rest in peace

Nlfpmod

As old as you are. 70 years old man and you still never get sense. Not everyone is extroverted. For someone like me, the less people turn up for an event, the better for my mental health. In fact if you are not invited, you have no business showing your face. It's not about quantity, but quality. It's only poor people that will invite the whole village for a burial. And the people coming don't even give a damn about the dead, but the jellof rice they will park home. At the end of the day the bereaved will be left with nothing. It's time you people start having sense.

All these organ harvesters. Ladies be careful out there.

DyingFetus:
After her pússy don hear am



Her tape still day porn hub one day her pikin go stream am if he never do am

Even if you sale your kidney and liver, you might still never afford it. Add your heart join, you still wouldn't be able to afford it. So leave her pússy alone.

slimjohn2k5:
On the exercise part, I went to a gym to register. What captured my eyes was the lots of empty monster drinks on the floor, sincerely I didn't go back there again

You are not yet ready if empty cans of energy drinks is enough to discourage you.

Jestin:
I will share my little experience as a young boy back in those days. My aunt who reside in Europe sent some euro for my Xmas present and i decided to go Forestry rd Benin city to buy some clothes. Those guys popularly called TRY YOUR LUCK somehow convinced me to give it a try and I only won the first round. After the first round, I kept on trying until the last penny in my pocket was gone. They gave me transport at the end after discovering they have suck me dry. That is how i went back home empty pocket my people and the drama that followed when I got home is a story for another day and since then, I have never tried anything called betting

Hahaha. Those ones are scammers. I have had a similar experience. What saved me was a woman. She kept beckoning on me to come. At that point I was already suspecting foul place. I dragged the money that I have already given to the scammer and went to meet the woman. As we were walking away, the woman was explaining to me how the scam works. I really thank God for that woman. Worst part is that these scammers will have their colleagues surrounding them, pretending to be ordinary people like you. Some of them will even win a phone just to entice you more. All nah lie.

tega192:
This trend dey make me laugh , Africans with their backward mentality

It's not funny when an innocent person is mobbed and killed.

Simeonjoe1:
Check e dey already, na clout dey no get

It's easy to create such an app. The hard part is getting drivers and passengers to join the app and use it. If you don't have millions to run steady adverts, you will end up abandoning the project. Entrepreneurship no be beans oh. You need money to succeed. That's why people would rather be employees.

cornerstonee:
Wow, Kidspirit, thanks for sharing your experience as an UBER driver for a day in Abuja. It's definitely eye-opening to see how the costs can add up, especially with UBER taking a significant chunk of your earnings and fuel prices being a major factor. It's essential for aspiring drivers to consider all these factors before diving into the gig economy. Your story serves as a valuable insight for others who may be thinking about becoming UBER drivers. Thanks for sharing, and I hope your future experiences turn out more profitable!


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Stop being lazy. ChatGPT is a big turn off. No one will take you seriously.

IamAtikulate:
Gaza is in ruins as of one hour ago.

Get your pop corn as I update you live with graphic images of Gaza across the internet.

May peace prevail

Grab your popcorn to may peace prevail. You sound like a narcissist who gets a hard on from people's suffering.

rawfacts2023:
Reasons Why I Stopped Masturbation
It was a tough decision, but I have managed to stay off masturbation since January, 2023. I will like to share my reasons:
1. I never felt satisfied after doing it.
2. As a matter of fact, I always feel 'self abused' from it.
3. I always felt 'drained'.
4. Spiritually, I felt 'virtue' was coming out of me.
5. Finally, I felt it was not worth it.

Now, I am free.

Dey play

MasterTeeUSA:
Your username is GodWrites and your words do not edify. Then again it is not all who calls the name of the Lord truly knows him. Mercy and Grace I pray for you...God bless

Now I know that you are an otondo. There are over 4000 recognized Gods and religions. I, myself, I am God. Religious folks like you find it hard to use their brain. I am not surprised.

MasterTeeUSA:
Well since you are the epitome of poverty, and you think the way you think...then leave your family and go and sort your life. Clearly no one can speak to you. Your situation is not the worst and it wont be the worst. Look for another family if yours aint enough...but if you are ready to listen to others...we will advice you to finish your school against all odds...be the best you can be even in public schools and you will find favour with God and men like some of us did.

I am independent. I am not living with anyone. Finish school against all odds? I believe coconut water full your brain.

MasterTeeUSA:
You don't think I know...I am probably from a middle class family....again, you have no clue but I can't blame you. I do not expect you to listen. I have said my piece. If you know my life...you wont even believe I could make it to where I am...sebi you are still with your family...try living with other family members from a young age...you will even prefer your family's poverty. May God bless you...if you cannot see the light.

You are myopic. If your parents could afford to feed you at least once a day, including sending you to school, then you were never poor. There are many kids today who don't even have access to one square meal, talk of going to school. They were abandoned to fend for themselves from an early age. They end up being beggars or thieves. I repeat, you know nothing about poverty because you are from a middle class family. I'm not saying you didn't face challenges, but there are levels.

Emma513:
I have being in nairaland for a while, I have never make any post, but I comment on many post especially on politics, and in romance, there are A lot of different kinds of people that represents different characters, the silent ones, the intelligent ones, the tribalistic ones, the off-point ones , the I don't care ones, the one that that will never agreed,

Very wicked man, and very wicked goat those guys are very wicked indeed , there speech are very wicked,

Slowm(something) that guy, dam nigger,

False prophet, and his fake prophecy, sometime his prophecy works,

Jeromistark, the vergil preacher and promoter, that guy usually make make me laugh 😂,

Sofia she will never give up, no matter what,

Boogeman and asharwo vibe and weed,

Moh234 that guy is intelligent but supporting tinubu make him sounds foolish ,


Street movement is funny guy,

Yarimo very tribalistic guy, he always wants to set nigeria on fire,


Free stuff and his minions, are just supporting there oga and are cashing out

Debull and his confused music career

And many others I will drop soon

Follow me for more

You didn't observe the tribalism going on here.

You didnt observe the low quality threads hitting front page.

You didn't observe the biased moderators.

You didn't observe the war between Christians and Muslims.

All you observed were lowlives who will never amount to anything.

Not impressed!!

MasterTeeUSA:
You know what is crazy...I never wish to be from another family not to talk of rich people's family. The fact that you think that means you are ungrateful that you are alive, healthy and mentally sound. It is when you see life as half empty that you think that way when you should also look at life as half full. Some were aborted, some were born with illness, some got paralyzed, some have been killed and lots are in positions that cant be changed. You have a life that can be filled of hope, purpose and can be the beginning of a change in your family...and all you see is the meal others have finished cooking...that is greed. Face your life, give thanks, and watch yourself become the changemaker and olu-omo (blessed child)...which is all you need.

I don't think you know what poverty means. You are probably from a middle class family who sees himself as poor. Poverty is when your parents cannot even afford to feed you one square meals a day. You end up begging or stealing just so you don't die of starvation. When you are in such situation, there's nothing to be grateful for. Even the dead will be better off than you.

Komu1048:
Thank God n move on. Some people from poor homes goes farther in life, esp if they r into real estate or IT

You must be a joker. People from poor homes are today armed robbers, kidnappers, beggars, cultists, all because they had no support nor were their basic needs provided. Poor people should be castrated.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead. It’s pain only for others.

It’s the same thing when you are stupid.

What if you are stupid but you don't know? Food for thought.

jude79:
Don't bet with your useless balls, bet with your tribalistic life, we want to see something, if you last a month, Nigerians will make you their next president

Not everyone is tribalistic like you, so stop projecting. Obi is my brother. But I wouldn't because I'm an Igbo man support support a failed candidate.

Carcholce:
Sorry if this offends anyone here, Peter Obi is not really learned as campaigned. During the interview, he froze several times when he realizes he wasn’t driving any points. He just talks and talks like a rolling ball, rolling into a ditch. He freezes and starts looking up to ascertain if he was actually making sense, I knew it had nothing to do with his internet signal because I saw him blink while looking up and away from the camera. the interviewers kept calling to him and he ignores until they call for a quick break.

Is this the man some people were selling to Nigerians? Tinubu is no better, Atiku is worse but I am really disappointed Obi isn’t any different. Yesterday was actually my first time spending time in front of the TV watching him in an interview.

I bet with my balls that if Obi had won, the situation of the country would have been worst than this. Obi is like the type of student that has no social life or natural abilities, but will still impress the gullible few by cramming textbooks from the beginning of the semester till the exam day. At the end of the day they still remain an average student.

Westerhoffe:
Next time, check your reasoning and find your facts before spilling what you have no idea of.

OK?

You go explain explain explain, no evidence

Westerhoffe:
Oh!
Let me show you who is having a low IQ with so much ego here now.
They've said whatever you don't know is your uncle.

Now, can you bleeping check the difference in exchange of Cedis to Naira in 2020 and compare it to that of 2023?

You're just spilling trash thinking you're wise, displaying your level of tiny IQ on this platform and yet now reasoning properly.
You don't know the full details of something and yet you're glorifying your ignorance.

Jeez!

You go explain explain explain, no evidence.

Westerhoffe:
I know someone who left for Ghana with less than ₦1m some years ago and he's doing great now.
So before you mention or talk about people's IQ, check yours first.
The world does not revolve around your method of reasoning.

Years ago and today are vastly different. In fact, 10k a year ago is equivalent to 100k today. Do you know what inflation is? You keep proving that your IQ is too low, but with a very big ego.

Business consultant

Westerhoffe:
Groom sent bride to be ₦3m for wedding preparations.
Bride to be took off with ₦3m.

She mighr think she's wise, but she's not.

A man who can send you such amount can do much better than that in the early days of the marriage.
This is why some women find it difficult to meet good men.

No sane man, who would know this story will ever want to settle down with such a woman, because she can't be trusted with anything on any grounds.

If you believe this story, then it shows how low your IQ is. Most things you read here are concocted lies made to generate clicks. Ask yourself if 3M is even enough to relocate to Ghana.

Your monika doesn't befit you. Change it to badweakling

It's funny, but many people don't know that before you go for an interview, you need to be prepared.

When your interview is few days away, this is your time to practice the common questions you might be asked.

Pretend as if you are in front of an interviewer, and keep memorising your punchlines until it becomes natural.

You could also practice in front of a mirror, or a camera. Once you memorise your lines very well, it gives you confidence.

The first question is often, "Tell us about yourself" or "Tell us about your experience"

They are the same question and they are asking you to give them a reason why they should hire you.

Practice your response to these questions. Cram it if possible. Practice it 2 to 3 hours every day until it becomes natural.

Follow this format for other likely questions. Confidence is built through preparation.

Just as you used to prepare weeks for an exam, it's the same with interviews.

You can't show up for an interview without preparing and memorising your responses.

Go on YouTube. You will find a lot of preparatory videos.

Lastly, work on your mindset. Your interviewers are people like you, and they too were once in your shoes.

Relax. Even if they reject you, it's not the end of the world.

See yourself as the prize, the mindset that they are lucky to have you.

Goodluck.

iMalyk:
I just came across this and my god you sound soo stupid lmfaooo

Your tears are delicious