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What a funny thread. You have the connection of a celebrity yet you can't utilise it. Even if it's to serve as his cleaner, laundry man or driver, you will never be broke. An opportunity is right under your nose but your eye dey for sokoto. Indeed in this life, one needs wisdom.

Chisos. Daughters of Mary are really receiving a lot. I nearly vomited.

iEAN:
Ah! Take it easy on me, GodWrites.

I know that you are “the hand of god” and a pengician. As you are already here? Please check out the MyCoPilot app and start moving smarter (making money and cutting your transport costs).

Oga, go and work with a copywriter who will get you leads. A good copywriter will turn your business around. If you like spend millions on ads, if you can't convince your ICP, you are just throwing money to the dogs. I would have loved to work with you, but Nigerians can't pay. One of my clients pays as much as $3000 monthly. That's over N2.7M. I am yet to see a Nigerian employer that can pay 10% of that. And if they do, they expect you to perform magic overnight.

How do I tell op that his GP is useless without a good network? The job market is horrible at the moment. Even those with masters are struggling to get a job due to intense competition. Create a Linkedin account and start building your connection. Because if you are hoping to get a job by applying to any job openings, you will suffer from depression. And when you do the job, never stop looking for new opportunities. Your job can fire you at any time due to a little mistake. I learned the hard way. In fact you should settle me for this insight.

MoneySavannah:
What is the app for??simple, go straight to the point if you must write advert write it well. If every ride is an opportunity to make money how does it do this?
Talking so much without saying anything

A shitty ad. When you tell them to hire an experienced copywriter, they will tell you it's a waste of money. The ad has no head, no body, and no tail. Waste of money.

Allow her to cry. She's grieving. Once she has reached the acceptance stage, she will come around.

I hate threads like this. It exposes how dumb the average Nigerian really is.

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You can't even get yourself a job, but you are promising someone else their dream job, with your poorly designed banner. You don't even have a website. Seems everyone is into con these days.

Lol. This one thinks being arrogant is the key, and his little brain assumes all women are the same. Dear op, you can only attract low-quality girls with that tactic. Funny part is, even the low-quality girls will end up knacking and abandoning you. When you meet a high valued woman, and all of a sudden you start displaying your A-hole, they will simply distance themselves. Become a billionaire. That's the only tactic that works 99% of the time.

ULiTv:
Cancer, sickness of the rich

Not true. The difference is that the rich will discover it early and start treatment. The poor, on the other hand, would rather keep swallowing malaria medicine from a chemist until they finally give up.

Jovialjune1:
Rest, the man is dead, it ended in praise, sadly.

Oh. That's goodnews.

UnfairLife7:
Having gone through Comfirm4real post regarding his sister's marriage, i decided to share my own personal experience.

This happened to my mum younger sister. She had been married for 18 years with 4 kids. Her husband often abuse her. He beat her, smell her pants whenever she returned from shop. He decides the kind of clothes she'd put on. The man is naturally insecure. This my mum sister is a gentle and quiet person. The man feels insecure because of her beauty. He often chase male customers away from her shop. This my mum sister hid how her hubby treat her away from family. Her husband will give her bible to swear if she doesn't had sex with any man before coming home. He often check her phone and monitor her movements. It was when she couldn't take it anymore she reported to her family. She invited her family to her house on Sunday when the hubby will be around

My mum went with her elder brother and sister. It was when they got there she narrated all what she has been going through in marriage. My mum was extremely mad.

Let me briefly summarise the kind of person my mum is; My mum experience domestic violence when she was 13 from her neighbour. The man derived joy beating his wife. My mum said she came prepared into marriage. My mum is married for 31 years and my late dad never raise his hand on her. She said if a woman is too calm and quiet, men will take advantage of her, especially Nigerian men. My mum said she had it in plan that the very day a man (my father) will raise his hand on her, she will treat his fvck up big time without traces. My dad has the tendency of hitting women though but i guess because my mum wasn't a calm and quiet person.

My mum in particular insulted the living daylights out of her sisters husband. They later find out the man cheat on his wife. He thought that was how his wife too will cheat on him couple with the fact that his wife is a beautiful woman. He naturally feel insecure. He apologised and begged his wife and family. Although my mum took her sister and children that very day away from his house. He came with his family begging like a fool. They later settled it and live peacefully since then. He bought her a car as a gift. When she returned back to her husband's house, her neighbours almost ate her up. They were so happy for her. They kept asking her so she had a No nonesense family and she's taking shit from her hubby in the name of marriage. If you have sisters, daughters or friends that are too quiet and calm. Just pray for them to meet their type o. Men do take advantage of calm and quiet women seriously.

When i saw Comfirm4real post, i thought he was referring to my mum sister.

To those Men giving flimsy excuses unbehalf of Op inlaw for treating his sister like trash. We know the kind of person y'all are. We know you select your choice of spouses because obviously you can't try that nonesense to all women

A monster will always be a monster. The abuse never truly stop. There is a difference between being a quiet person and a dumb person. Your mom's sister is dumb. Instead of her to leave a toxic marriage she's putting up with it. She will probably leave in a bag if she doesn't run for her alive. So the car was supposed to bribe her to stay? Women and fish brain.

I hope you enjoyed the dick at least. That's the most important. You don't even need to take anything. Give it a day or two and you will be fine. Next time, use lots of lube.

Well, since you couldn't produce an album, producing children is not bad provided you can take care of them.

Went I go out to buy groceries, both children and grown up adults will approach me to help them with something.

Some will pretend that they lost their transport, and that I should help them. I know all their formats.

When I look at them I shake my head. They are hopeless. They don't even know where their next meal will come from.

But when I remember how they put us in this condition due to tribalism, I hardened my heart. They don't deserve a kobo or my pity.

We have not even started and it's like this. After a year we will adjust to the suffering. Suffering and smiling.

Miravik900:
Bro I thought you had mental issues?

I do. I am a mad person. If you know what I know, you will understand. Even my therapist ran away.

KwuoteYourFada:
You're clown 🤡🤡🤡

You need serious mental evaluation.

We all need it

Rita30:
Pwahahahhahahaaaaiii
Orishirishi

God will help that innocent child. What an orphan.

Rita30:
Why is the Bleep paining you so much

Because I hate parents who can fucck and yet lack the capacity to take care of their child. It's the reason Africa is the way it is. You, as a person, don't deserve to have a child cause you don't have the capacity. Coming to Nairaland instead of the hospital is proof of that.

Lol. Yahoo boy who went being broke after a major pick. It's a common story. It has nothing to do with the child. It's easy to think that life will always be soft when you are picking, until you are left with no target.

Rita30:
Waow you sound so reasonable

Don't go to the hospital. Keep asking Nairalanders until something happens to that innocent child. You can fucck but can't have common sense.

plsdisvirginme:
Yes, he is evil.
I have made enquiries about it and they say is the one responsible for my misfortune.

They? Hope they gave you proof? That's how all these prophets, pastors and native doctors destroy homes. Thread wisely.

Rita30:
This is an x-ray of a six year old girl. Please somebody help me
What is wrong or abnormal here
Does she need an operation
Please please please

You didn't ask the person that conducted the scan, you are asking Nairalanders. It's easy to open legs and receive dick, but common sense you do not have. Next please.

complexstuffs:
I emerged top in my state when I applied for Navy short service and I was exceptional in the interview at Onne Navy camp but when they took the list to Abuja, my name was replaced with someone who had connection.

I was devastated but moved on and put the issue behind me.

Now all I can say is Alhamdulillah I was not even picked because God opened far better doors for me.

Lol. Performing excellently will always get you disqualified. They believe that someone as intelligent as you will perform better in other areas of life, not the military. Military is for those who are not very smart, and can take orders. In fact, the more dumb you are, the greater your chances.

Love bombing. The oldest manipulation tactic. That's why as a lady, you should NEVER give in to that guy who has been chasing you for years.

Once you give in, they will start blowing hot and cold, getting you more obsessed. If you are ignorant of these manipulative technique, the narcissist will begin devaluation, another tactic where the narcissist plants doubts in your mind to target your self-esteem and confidence.

At this stage, you are obsessed, and clingy, and you don't even think to leave cause you don't even believe that someone else could love you. That's how you remain stuck in a relationship or marriage irrespective of the emotional and physical abuse.

adecz:
Fake odeshi❗️❗️😁😁😁

There is nothing like real odeshi. It's all fake. The native doctor is the one capitalising on their ignorance by using fake bullets to deceive them.

He should have sold the car. Range Rover and electrical issues no be here. That mechanic don chop bellyful

Both should pay. 50;50.

Teflon7:
Dear Ladies,
If you're clocking 40 years old and yet no husband is coming,
Look for a guy you love either married or single and let him knack you and impregnate you.

You need a child that will look after you at old age.

Don't let anyone deceive you, Marriage is not an achievement, and it's not everybody that will get married.

You can still be single with your own child and still be happy and fulfill your purpose here on earth.

Stop waiting for something that may never happen. I'm only trying to make common sense

I came in peace

So the bolded is the reason you have children, to have someone look after you at old age.

It's time you change your mindset and stop seeing children as your retirement plan.

Most especially when failed at your duty as a parent.

When that is the case, your children will abandon you even if you birth a dozen.

My advice to people with this sick mindset, save for retirement.

When you can no longer take care of yourself, you can easily employ a maid without depending on your children.

Children are not retirement plans.