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Make up + lightning + photoshop + plastic surgery.

Anybody can look that good with all these combined, even a potato.

TheBTCinvestor:
I like the feeling. Is there any dangers of taking molly or MDMA daily? I love the Happy feeling it gives while on loud and black bullet drink.

Daily? Nah express you dey so. MDMA is advised to be taken once in three months. It's not like weed that you can blast daily. It's like you want to damage your brain. Better withdraw before it's too late.

Uyi2017:
Hello guy,

I just need your honest review on this image I designed using an AI Platform. I will greatly appreciate it. God bless you!

Generating AI images is not a skill. Even a toddler could do it with eyes closed. There is nothing to review here. Go and learn a skill.

OMEKAPAPAYA:
How do I handle this, I attended an from Ogun to PH, due to road and it's and it poor condition I couldn't meet up on time, instead of 10:30AM I reached pH by 5pm ND the HR and her panel had patience to wait for me, so after the interview I send a thank u message as follow up, the reply I got next was thanking me for taking time to come to PH for the course of the interview, they will like to support me with a token for Tfare. I should send in an account details for the purpose.
Pls how best do think I can handle this and does this rejection mail.

Sounds like a very considerate company. Only a few company will pay your tfare especially when you are not yet an employee. Please forward your acc no and thank them for their kind gesture. I hope you get the job. Wishing you the best.

Hmm

Godwin4444:
Goats

One funny thing about some people is that the same sets of people who nearly died when buhari a democratically elected leader banned twitter are d same people who are calling for military takeover

No surprises cos many of them were d same kids who believed they were hurting us when they started their sit at home by always showing pictures of eating ofe nsala but now after their actions boomerang they re blaming tinubu

Even on a football thread, you still fail to hide your tribalistic nature. It's almost a curse at the point. I doubt if you sleep at night with the amount of hate you have for the igbos.

ArcSEMPECJ:
Sorry to ask, is it because of Hepatitis that you were disqualified?

Is it a blood donating company?

Even People with HIV now have their jobs secured .....why this

Is well, God is taking things off from you and preparing you for a better job ahead.....

Still check my signature for your dream homes , offices , shopping mall etc designs/ constructions works ...

In a sane country it's illegal to discriminate based on medical conditions such as hepatitis and HIV. If op should write a complaint to the department of labour, the employer will be in a hot soup. But in Nigeria, employers are gods and no one checks on them.

The irony is that this post with written by AI

IamtheTruth1:
Yes na. Solomon. Why you no dey forbe list. As you get knowledge na.

If being on Forbes is your definition of financial freedom, you still have a lot to learn. The real billionaires are anonymous.

frank317:
Oga keep quiet abeg, i dont even know what u are trying to prove

Another dumb fellow on the loose.

IamtheTruth1:
And how many people can hire a chef or eat out? With this economy. Let’s be sincere

If you still struggle with finance, then you are not as knowledgeable as you think. Money is a byproduct of knowledge.

IamtheTruth1:
Okpetu. Oya marry woman way no sabi cook na

When you are knowledgeable, you don't give a damn if your spouse can cook when you can hire a live in chef.

IamtheTruth1:
Just because I’m more knowledgeable than you, makes me gay. Cooking for a spouse is more like a feminine thing. Have sense!

Equating cooking with femininity shows you are far from being knowledgable. You be olodo. Better embrace your sexuality. This is the 21st century. No one cares.

IamtheTruth1:
He’s cooking. Obviously he is the bottom.

Dear God, instead of me to be gay, let me a fool.

You seems to know a lot about gays. Are you sure you are not one? Stop hiding oh and be yourself. You only got one life.

I can relate. I can't remember when someone disrespected me. Everyone is always nice. And people tend to stare a lot, both men and women.

I have an androgynous face. And sometimes the way people stare will be so obvious that I had to control myself from laughing.

I was walking pass two boys last week and I noticed how their eyes were on me. They didn't even try to hide it. I have a model face. Hallow cheeks, strong jaws, smooth skin, and a succulent lips.

The old woman in my compound will be so harsh on people, but when it comes to me, she is so nice, and would even call me Oyibo.

I'm not even fair. People are just generally nice and I love it. But what I don't enjoy is the staring. It makes me so self conscious. I was born ugly though. Thanks to puberty.

falcon01:
very Good! Now see what I'm talking about. Anytime I speak of A.I some people start talking shit, Imagine people now create Threads with A.I responses, it doesn't even feel human

AI is going to be humanity's undoing. They have not even perfected it, but they are already rushing to upload it in a mechanical body for commercial use. Imagine what will happen if these AI gain control of the nukes and decide that humans are a waste of resources? I will be underground when that happens lol

What's up with all these AI generated posts?

HanisahZuwy:
I have four police friends with the following ranks;

1) Inspector ( this one should be in his fifties or late forties)

2) ASP ( this one is a small boy in his twenties)

3) SP ( this one is in his early forties)

4) DPO ( this one should be in his fifties)



I would like to know how many years it takes for one to attain these individual ranks. Please, if you have any idea, let me know. I would like to know. Thanks.

It's about who you know.

Ilamina:
They believe in re incarnation

Who wants to come back to this horrible world again

I thought once the examination is over, we not coming back

The first law is that you exist.

And as thus you will always exist.

You cannot stop existing because non-existence doesn't exist.

We are eternal.

While this life might be hell for you, to others, it is heaven.

You can choose to turn the tide by reaching enlightenment.

ebijimi7:
lol calm down and give me an advice

You are truly stupid indeed. They never taught you punctuation in school? No comma, no full stop, just blabbing like an old danfo without break. God forbid!!

superCleanworks:
And how did you PREMATURELY conclude that I am a gambler? because I dwarfed you with the facts? And if I gamble what is it to you?

it cuts across everything in life that you have to take a DECISION on. Your timid fearful mind sees it as ADDICTION while some others see it as BUSINESS. Others see OPPORTUNITY but you see FEAR.
As a business man who has taken thousands of risks in life, I see things differently and your point of view is still Kindergarten. How many companies have you set up before? how many were successful? Risks which glass minds like you can never take. LoL. funny boy.

I'm pained? Another cheap gas lighting technique. Please try something less funny. You trying to be spiteful by saying MR GAMBLER like a little girl only reveals how shallow and immature you are.

You don't need to indulge in personal attacks. That's childish. Not only am I a psychologist, but an entrepreneur who understands business at its core level.

There is a difference between taking risks, and taking calculated risks. Throwing your money into Bet9ja hoping to win some money is dumb. And when done overtime, it becomes an addiction that requires rehabilitation to break.

Gambling is dumb risk. Starting a business after conducting the necessary market research is calculated risk.

Get it?

superCleanworks:
continue what? You need to be less shallow and more constructive in your views and stop the pointless gas lighting. Come up with something superior.
you MUST pay tithe to something else. You must. Your whole life from the day you were born till the day you are wiped off this earth is all about inputs & outcomes.

this is my final response to you.

You sound pained Mr. Gambler. Spending money on the things you need and paying tithe every day to Bet9ja are two different things. The first is a necessity, while the second one is addiction. Continue gambling sir.

superCleanworks:
You are gambling too. Like it or Not.

In a sense life is a gamble. But that doesn't mean I will be paying tithe to bet9ja. That's gambling addiction. Like I said, continue.

superCleanworks:
And you know what it means? See how you define it with so much embelishment of fear and spite. Even just crossing the road or sleeping in your own bed tonight can destroy everything you hold dear.
you know it as an addiction but some others know it as a business.
What you see as 6 is seen as 9 by others.
.

Oga, abeg continue gambling

Anny69:
Thanks for responding. I honestly thought you won't. I do have lucid dreams and I have a dream journal, but I saw 4 aligned bright moons and thought it has some meaning to it that was why I asked if you could interpret dreams.

Whatever meaning you ascribe to it, so shall it be. When I come across some symbolism, I always scribe something positive. Remember, you are a creator. You are god.

Silentgroper:
you see that part you felt disconnected from your body ..


I can relate so much..



The other part you vowed no to take it anymore, I can also relate with that too ...




Anytime I see Colos like this, fear go grip me intanstly..




In my own case, I didn't take two puffs.... I took a very long ass puff. ..


it was crazy...

What amazed me at first was how everything started looking cartonish and colorful. I saw entities that felt as if I had known them before. Then things took a different turn when I felt like I was stuck in an loop. I thought I will never escape from the loop. It was so scary. I think that's how DMT works too, except I have never tried it.

Anny69:
Can you interpret dreams?

When we dream, it's our astral self exploring the immaterial dimensions. A world where you can do anything you want without any restrictions. That's if you learn to become aware that you are dreaming - lucid dreaming. I can't interpret dreams. It's like asking someone to interpret the waking life. The dream world is a dimension of it's own where you can conduct businesses, meet new entities, or simply explore. And you can learn a lot about this other world by keeping a dream journal, and learning to become aware each time you dream.

DyingFetus:
No girl other than my ex has ever shown interest in me. In fact, my uni classmates once made fun out of a girl saying she liked me and she looked at me with a look of disgust implying I'm ugly af.
I'm inclined to believe I'm unattractive since I definitely fail in the face and muscle departments (I'm 6'4 and I have almost no muscle), but I have had a girlfriend before and our relationship lasted more than a year but it has been ~4 years since I broke up with her with no girl showing interest on me.
My fatalist mind has been trying to rationalize this for months now, but it just doesn't made sense. I need some external input.
Pic is me - I purposefully chose a terrible photo

Your lips are too large. But you are not ugly. You are like a 6/10