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Romance › Re: He Caught Me Cheating 3 Times And Forgave Me – Lady Gushes Over Boyfriend by Gofwane(m): 3:51pm On Jul 27, 2022
pyyxxaro:
TONY UMEZ JR


Happy Birthday to Him undecided
grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Withdraw From International Space Station After 2024 by Gofwane(m): 3:42pm On Jul 27, 2022
STEWpid:
Chai

Thank God we will use that opportunity to launch our own.

We are the Giant of Africa!
This one. Abi? grin

Car Talk › Re: Ford Ranger Develops Engine Issues. by Gofwane(m): 8:06pm On Jul 26, 2022
Revolution2022:
No go use am play bet9ja virtual soccer O.
Never! I don't play bet. I was in a tight spot and he came through for me.
Please mention and flash me with your last four digits on 08092229986 or 07082881696 make I send you 5h airtime if it's not too small. Wish I could do more but situation critical gaan.
Just say a prayer for SeaTrade.
Thanks
Romance › Re: Why I'll NEVER Ever Invite A Nigerian Man To My House by Gofwane(m): 7:35pm On Jul 26, 2022
At this point, don't you think it will be better and fair if you admit that you are an old bitter witch trying hard to to paint men bad?
Please fear God and be truthful for once.
Thank you.
Car Talk › Re: Ford Ranger Develops Engine Issues. by Gofwane(m): 7:02pm On Jul 24, 2022
SeaTrade:
No reason am boss, Happy Sunday bro.
Thank you so much.
Car Talk › Re: Ford Ranger Develops Engine Issues. by Gofwane(m): 6:55pm On Jul 24, 2022
SeaTrade:
sent!
Cheers mehn.
Jesus christ! I just got an alert of 5k. My God! I'm just speechless.
I will never forget this. Thank you so much sir.
Car Talk › Re: Ford Ranger Develops Engine Issues. by Gofwane(m): 4:57pm On Jul 24, 2022
SeaTrade:
I understand. Life can be hard sometimes, but it's all good. I want nothing in exchange,you can keep your recharge card. Just post aza and I'll look for a way to help out anonymously. Cheers mehn.
Oh my God. I am just short of words. 0107412972 Gofwan C E. GTB May the universe be kind to you. I truly appreciate you sir.
Car Talk › Re: Ford Ranger Develops Engine Issues. by Gofwane(m): 4:41pm On Jul 24, 2022
SeaTrade:
.
Good evening sir and sorry for contacting you like this. I tried sending you a pm but I never got a response.
Truth is I am so broke right now and have not eaten since morning. I decided to reach out to you with my main moniker cos I believe you are the straight forward type (followed your threads from those days of logobenz).
I need your help sir. I have a recharge card of 1,500 to sell in exchange for the same amount so I eat tonight.
I have a vendor that sells to me and I pay by month end. I will ask him to send it to you.
Sir, kindly quote me with the network of your choice.
Please sir, see this as helping a helpless brother out.
Thanks alot. This is my no 08092229986
Nairaland General › Re: A Lady Slapped Me In My Mother's Shop Today by Gofwane(m): 12:52pm On Jul 23, 2022
The way you always run to Sony p anytime kasala burst involving your mum. Hmm, I'm sure you know they are having kunacks behind the scenes for you to always come calling.
Romance › Re: Just Realized Nigeria Lowest Currency Is N20 by Gofwane(m): 12:35pm On Jul 23, 2022
Offpoint1:
N5, N10 and N20 are just for change purpose, they literally can't buy anything in Nigeria anymore
You just have to be keeping them until they sum up to a round figure like #100 or #200 before you can spend. Buhari deserves an award for his historic destruction of Nigeria.
Romance › Re: I Need Friends With Benefit Kind Of Relationship (any Man Interested?) by Gofwane(m): 12:20pm On Jul 23, 2022
Cypress042:
please don't forget to add the criterias too sad
I sell criterias. Please epp me beg op to patronise me after molding the man.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A New Job by Gofwane(m): 10:44am On Jul 23, 2022
This is good. May UGM not pour sand inside your garri.
Romance › Re: How Did You Survive And Made It Through Hard Times by Gofwane(m): 10:30am On Jul 23, 2022
chatinent:
Abeg make I tell you my story.
Ahahaha... No need to waste your time bro. I no get shingbain to give you after hearing your story grin
E no easy at all!
Romance › Re: How Did You Survive And Made It Through Hard Times by Gofwane(m): 5:45pm On Jul 22, 2022
chatinent:
Person wey come borrow money from me dash me N15k after en hear my story.
And I was legit planning to ask you for urgent 2k grin I even sent you a mail last week I think.
Politics › Re: CAN Disowns Fake Bishops At Shettima’s Unveiling by Gofwane(m): 7:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
Nigerian politics is too dirty - even for pigs.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Babymama, Jada Pollock, Shows Off Her New Baby Bump by Gofwane(m): 7:27pm On Jul 20, 2022
Dad looks like Dbull of nairaland grin.
Romance › Re: What Does A Side Chick Offer That A Main Chick Can't? by Gofwane(m): 4:39am On Jul 20, 2022
Just look at it this way: Is it easy to be eatin egusi 24/7 even if it is one of the most sweetest and expensive soups out there?
Most of all these so called faithful partners are only faithful because they lack the time, resources to cheat or haven't been caught yet.
Romance › Re: See The Cute Picture I Took This Evening (pics) by Gofwane(m): 10:31am On Jul 18, 2022
Carcholce:
When are you going to release another hit song for us to enjoy?

Your fans are waiting patiently for you to release another banger.
grin which one of those standing fans are you?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do You Want From God Today? by Gofwane(m): 11:17am On Jul 17, 2022
Dear God in heaven, please bless me with money and healing today in the mighty name of Jesus Amen.
Because this sapa is getting out of hand
Romance › Re: Nobody Is Humble, They Are Just Broke by Gofwane(m): 9:19pm On Jul 16, 2022
Sapa is the real definiton of character. Once a man has money, you get to know the true him
Romance › Re: Simping Should Be A Crime....it should be illegal to be this stupíd by Gofwane(m): 8:53pm On Jul 16, 2022
Sometimes, it's not about simping. It's about achieving your cum. Play the fool to achieve your desires so long as you don't waste resources
Family › Re: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by Gofwane(m): 8:40pm On Jul 16, 2022
JONNYSPUTE:
..... You dey try. Only fueling of my car and the generator on daily is more than 5k.

Children's breakfast and the ones in their food packs alone cost like 4k daily.

Then 150 naira ice cream for each on their way back from school for 4 kids is like 600 naira.

Fueling of my wife's car everyday is like 2000 naira. Other unforseen expenses like refusing to eat what's available in the house and buying them snacks on my way home .
Let's say I spend like 14 to 15k.
Oboyyeh...
Romance › Re: What Really Is "Star"? by Gofwane(m): 8:31pm On Jul 16, 2022
That Carcholce of a dude is very smart. I noticed that right from those days of "stupidity"
One of the nairalanders I started following
Politics › Re: Albino Votes: Is This The Picture Of The Day From Osun Election? by Gofwane(m): 7:52pm On Jul 16, 2022
Buhari is a legend. He deserve an award for using sapa to reset our brains. See as albino dey struggle to vote.
Romance › Re: How To Make Your Joystick' Bigger. by Gofwane(m): 4:01pm On Jul 16, 2022
Buahahaha... The two wereys up there quickly dropped the vawulence grin
Politics › Re: Mohammed, Governor Abubakar Badaru's Son Graduates From UK University by Gofwane(m): 9:31pm On Jul 15, 2022
Nice one.
Let their kids keep graduating abroad while you fvck monkeys and your kids keep striking in this shiit hole.
Sometimes, I don't blame our politicians.
Celebrities › Re: Lilian Afegbai Narrates How Pickpockets Left Her Stranded In Paris by Gofwane(m): 7:58pm On Jul 15, 2022
danjumaisah:
So, them dey everywhere
Yes! Sapa has no tribe or religion.

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