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NoFavors:
One thing you can't take away from op is the fact he's a good story teller. He captures his audiences minds

thanks for the compliment

Keep following

Swaggzkid:
Lol, tyt one op yhur story got my hypnotised.

dnt fail to mention me

will do that

Stay tuned

pu7pl3:
Lol ok I'm ardently following you bruh you musttell us

sure, i must tell it and i will tell it the way it happened. Not a word more or less.


Thanks for following

JONSYN7154:
I'm reading the story. pls the correct spelling of my name is JONSYN and not johnsyn .

alright sir jonsyn, correction is noted

Thanks for following

nnamdiosu:
Whattt u mean even up till now? Nice story bro. Take up writing as a career.

I don't know about now. But as 2015, according to the mum,the guy was still not normal.

As per a career in writing, it won't be easy to consider it at the moment. Engineering work can be very demanding and I'm still going to school. Maybe in the future sha


Thanks for reading

The main aim of this story is to pass across a message so that the innocent ones will not find their selves in such a mess.

It might seem like a funny read and kind of enticing to the stubborn ones like i was back then but I'm telling you it's no joke. This is R

Like play, like play, that was how mezie lost his sanity. At times he behaved normal and just when you are beginning to think that he is finally ok, he will suddenly drift back again.

At a point, he became very violent attacking his mother and lil brothers. The mum could not raise enough money to pay for his treatment cos she was just working as restaurants girl and so they never completed the treatment.


He was eventually Shipped back to their home town in abia

Adaumunocha:
Seems like the op is high

why?

sunvillequeen:
Waiting.... I liked your other post so I'm being positive this will be nice too

thanks and hopefully, it will be positive.

pu7pl3:
Dude you can write oo...are you sure you are an engineer

hahaha i be learner o for writing. This is more or less my first time of writing


.... ayam a full time mechanical engineer.

pu7pl3:
Lol Gofwane something is telling me that its you that was mezie

no, it wasn't. But me sef get my own it wasn't a small thing and 1 or 2 other guys get their own too.

armylord:
u never jam be that, I got IED disorder, which I'm trying to fix, but gaskiya, I go.beat u come bury u plus ur soul join

that means na world war III go begin be that

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, SmellingAnus, pu7pl3 and the others, food don done

Contd..... our way to mezie's house, we met Austin and Peter and they joined us. We met mezie alone at home Watching movie. We showed him the surprise package and he was soooooo excited than the rest of us.
We decided to go to a primary school sine schools were on holidays, but mezie was against the idea

Mezie: Abeg no need for us to stress ourselves like that. Let's go to my backyard there is a farm there which we can conveniently sit and enjoy ourselves. I do go there sometimes to smoke cigarette.

And so, we all agreed to go there. On getting there, we all sat on the ground ready to roll.

Sule: so na who sabi how to roll this thing?

But none of us knew how to roll.

Sule: since nobody know how to roll, everybody should serve himself

He brought out the weed which was in a 'pure water' nylon. But there was a problem, no Ritzla!! Mezie quickly ran inside the house and came back with his little brother's drawing book. So everyone dipped their hands inside the nylon and fetch what they think will satisfy them and tried to roll it the best way we can.

But we all noticed that mezie fetched almost twice of what the rest of us fetched.

Me: guy, why you greedy like this?

Mezie: wetin consine you? Shebi na serve yourself

Peter: are you sure you can finish this thing wey you fetch?

Austin: Abeg make una free the guy Jhoor

And so everyone focused on the task ahead. We all light our weed and begin to smoke in silence.

Mezie: oboy, na so the thing be self I no dey feel any high at all.

Sule: wait for some minutes first.

But mezie just keep inhaling it more deeply to the extent that his own weed that was bigger than ours finished first. The mofo waisted no time in rolling another one.

By this time, i have begun to feel the effect of the weed. I turned to look at sule to see how he is doing. Oboyye, his eyes were red like fire to the extent i burst out laughing

Sule: why you dey laugh?

Me: (trying hard to stop laughing but couldn't) your eyes are red like tomatoes

Sule: na him make you dey laugh? If you don't know, your own eyes look like winch wey just finish to suckk blood.

On hearing that, Austin and Peter burst out laughing . And that was how we kept looking at each others eyes and continue laughing except mezie. We were trying hard to stop laughing but we couldn't.

Mezie: (still smoking his second joint) this boys, una don dey craze wallahi. Na so una brain light


But for where, non of us stopped laughing

Mezie: (maintaining his serious look cos nothing seems funny to him) we ibos have a very strong brain.

But as he opened his mouth to say something, his mouth froze open. You could easily see that he was struggling to close his mouth. To Make matters worse, he began to nod his head as if someone was using sledge hammer to hit his head.

On noticing what was happening to him, we suddenly stopped laughing this is not funny

Mezie: (using his last energy he finally closed his mouth and scream at the top of his voice) run! I said, make una run o. They are coming!!!

With that, mezie bolted away with the speed of light. Seeing him run like that, we also did the same thing and ran into mezie house. On getting inside, we saw him cleaning his nakedd body with a towel.

Me: why did you removed your clothes and why are you drying yourself with towel?

Mezie: just before we run from that place, I saw devil at a distance. He was waving to me then suddenly blood begin to rain from the sky thats why I am drying myself with towel.

On hearing that, we all burst out laughing very hard. With that, i saw myself walking home without slippers on my legs. I got home and fortunately for me there was nobody at home to see the way i came back. I went straight to my room and slept without knowledge of how my other friends were.

Unfortunately, the next day, i got to know that mezie was admitted to a psychiatric ward. The gist was that his mum came back from the market and found him nakedd behaving strangely. But there was no mention of our names

To be contd.....

Toh, i don't even know how to begin the story. Anyways, let me begin by introducing myself. My name is Gofwane, first born with four siblings of which three are females one male.

So after i lost my mum at the age of 13, our grandparents decided to take us to stay with them cos they know my dad will not be able to raise us properly.

For those that followed my other stories, i believe you will have a clue of the type of person i am. I am a very stubborn and fearless guy that is always ready for new adventures.
At the age of 13, i have started drinking alcohol with guys that were twice my age. One thing that endeared me to them is my fearlessness. I used to follow them when they go smoking but i never participated in the act because they wouldn't allow me.

But at the age of 16 or there about, i hooked up with some guys that were within the same range of age with me. Like me, they were all eager to explore life in what ever way possible. Most of them had dropped out of school and were learning a handwork. From mechanic, to vulcaniser, bus conductor and ordinary Street thugs. Of about the 10 of us, only 3 of us were still in school.

So one day during school holidays, one managed to convince a weed seller to sell to him as they've refused to sell to us in the past because we were under aged. So this guy set out to look for any of our gang members he could find. His name was sule. I was the first person he located. I was at home washing my grandfather's car.

Sule: oboyyeh, come and see what i have with me.

Me: (moving closer to have a look) na weed be dis?

Sule: yes nah

Me: finally our prayer has been answered

Sule: Abeg do fast, fast make we go look for mezie.

And so very quickly i washed the car and we set out together. If only we knew what the devil was cooking for us



To be contd.......

Hello everyone, trust your day went down smoothly without much wahala.

...just like i promised my friends from the previous thread, i will share another aspect of what I've experienced in life. This is also a true life story, but not about baba things.

My dear friends, I'm sharing this short story so that you people will learn from my mistakes and avoid such a life style if you are yet to start it and also encourage those already in it to quit before it becomes too late.

Thanks



Typing......

sorextee:
Na married woman u dey tall to like dat fa.

really??

That's very good o because I'm also a married man

makydebbie:
It's quite obvious.
Good morning and happy new month.

morning to you too. So today is also November 1st in Ghana?

I was thinking you people wee still be in October

Oyindidi:
you need Holy ghost cleansing

yeah, sure. As long as you are the one that will do the holy cleansing in my bedroom

makydebbie:
That babe wearing the blue jeans.
Lemme not say what's on my mind.

hahaha talk jhoor. I know you will make a lot of sense

To all my readers that followed my stories, those were the only two times i experienced babalawo so there is no more story to share.

However, I'm thinking of sharing some of my true life experience with marijuana (weed) but it all depends on your interests as it is not a babalawo themed story.

Cc: Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, SmellingAnus, Oyindidi.... make una help me tag the others so that i will know whether to proceed or not


Thanks

Funny, funny comments

Oyindidi and SmellingAnus, abeg make una no dey fear me o. All this stories happened a very long time ago. We were young, foolish and adventurous.

Like they say, experience is the best teacher.

pu7pl3:
Lol Gofwane this can't be your only two visits to a babalawo now you have to share more

oboyyeh, you don finish me

EWAagoyin:
abeg where you see cooker

maybe she was struggling for ftc that's why she no look well

SmellingAnus:
I believe am... E dey possible say OP fit don sacrifice person o...

hahaha that's impossible! I've seen a lot of things in this life but it never got to the point where human life was involved.

Joislim:
I believe your story.... it's interesting .....thanks for sharing with us.

When do we expect another story?

any time soon. When the pressure at my place of work reduces

danieljessy:
keep kwayet Oga n face your own children,if u have nothing reasonable to say.
A child that will go wayward will surely do,no matter how many lectures n scolding u throw at her.

I feel pity for this young man

don't mind the mofos attacking the op.

Funny thing is that if you should check, you will discover that their own parents tried to watch them but yet nobody fvck and know abortion pills more than them
Nairaland is filled with kids these days that's why you will be seeing those types of mumu comments. Pikin wey wan spoil go spoil No matter how hard you tried to monitor them

I no blame them sha, na because Internet subscription is very cheap that's why

danieljessy:
My cousins wey them ugly like wetin I no know .my thought no go wan try am

so had it been they are looking very hot with big booty like nicki minaj, there would be been a possibility of you shinning their kitty

Papiikush:
them don come.

So you must put on expensive clothes to propose to a woman you truly love? You should change your moniker to brainless-Nigga

jesu kreste

Kingjags:
Just the way we have fake Pastors/Alfas on the loose, majority of the so called Babalawos out here are fiasco. So I actually don't blame those that don't take black magic serious (They probably met with the wrong Babalawo or they don't just wanna believe in it). Voodoo they where e they.

yeah, i don't blame those that are doubtless, they have not experience voodoo first hand that's why

sorextee:
This guy just put me for suspense

update has arrived

Cc Joislim please help call your other palls

Cont'd.....

Baba still repeated the process but with Henry's name and lo and behold the leaves..................................................







































Seperated! Henry who was sitting down all this while and looking keenly at what was going on suddenly jump to his feet and begin to smile
Me and my friend were like but baba was just smiling, confidence was visibly on his face.

Baba: do you know why this things was not caught, because the owner of the phone's name is also Henry!
I swear to God, I've known this my friend for more than 5 years but i never knew his name was also Henry (that's why i didn't mention his name at the beginning of the story but kept referring to him as my 'FRIEND') I only know him as Arinze.

Me: Arinze, is it through that your English name is also Henry??

Arinze: yes, it is true. Henry is my baptism name.

Baba: (looking at me angrily) do you think i came here to play

Me: I'm very sorry baba.

At this point, Henry just sat down on the ground again

Baba: so Henry, what is your tribal name?

Henry: my tribal name is Chidi

And so baba repeated the process but using the name Chidi but the leaves refused to seperated. I was like

Baba: Gofwane, are you sure that you are using your whole strength to pull the leaves?

Me: (struggling to reply because honestly, i was using my whole strength to pull it) yes sir

Baba: maybe you are just a weakling. Henry, stand up and help Gofwane to pull the leaves apart.

Henry joined me and together against baba, we tried to pull the leaves apart but for where... the thing refused to seperate but instead, we pulled baba from his sitting position till he stood up. For where, it was like we are attempting to pull a ten story duplex

Baba: Arinze, oya come and help me to pull it so that two of them will be against the two of us.

Arinze joined baba to pull the leaves against me and Henry, but we were unable to seperate the leaves. Instead, Arinze let out a loud mess (fart) and his palm slippers cut

Baba then instructed us to keep trying while he commanded the the leaves to be separated

Baba: if it was Chidi that stole the phone, the leaves should be separated

Immediately the leaves separated to the extent that me and Chidi fell on the ground while baba and Arinze hit their backs against the tent behind them

Baba: (to Chidi) should we try it again??

We all looked at Chidi and saw him crying!!

Baba: Chidi, I've told you earlier that this is not a place you can come and lie and go without getting caught. It is a pity that a fine young boy like you is going to become a mad man in the next two days

On hearing that, Chidi knelt down on his knee crying out very loudly

Chidi: please sir, save me. I don't want to become a mad person

Baba: but you are the one that swore with your own mouth and even your parent's grave and now the demons have left this place to your house and wait for two days.

Me and Arinze were like while Chidi lay down flat on the ground holding baba's legs and crying

Chidi: please sir, call them back. Call the demons back

Baba: but you are the one that send them out not me

Chidi: (screaming at the top of his voice) please come back. Please i command you to come back

Baba: (shaking his head) it is already too late to do that.

On hearing that, Chidi began rolling on the ground and shouting 'mumy yeh, mumy yeh) I quickly knelt down on my knee and join Chidi in begging because i was beginning to feel guilty and scared for Chidi's life, since i was the one that brought them there. Arinze too joined us to start begging

Arinze: please baba, help us and save him. He is still our friend, an only child and an orphan

Baba: Chidi, your friends are truly your friends for them to join you in begging. The only thing that can save this situation is to get their phone back

Chidi: they use password to lock the phone so I could not sell it and i gave it to my cousin to help me to go and flash the phone.

Baba: yes i know you gave it to your cousin maxwell and maxwell is trying to run away with it to ABU zaria were he is schooling. So if you know what is good for you better run to......... (don't want to name the place for obvious reasons) motor park and wait for him there because he is on his way.

On hearing that, Chidi zoomed off without warning. Baba then told us to go home and wait for him. All through that night, i couldn't sleep because of fear of what will happen to Chidi if he doesn't meet maxwell.

Early the next morning before 6am, I left home to go and find out if he got the phone back. On getting there, i met Arinze and Chidi talking and laughing. Arinze was trying to copy the way Chidi was begging baba yesterday. Immediately, i knew he was able to get the phone back.

Chidi try to kneel down and thank me for helping him to beg baba but i stopped him

................... THE END.............................

I swear to God this was how it happened, no addition or subtraction.

Please nairalanders, stop asking me to hook you up with baba because i have already vowed that nothing is ever going to make me go back to that type of life even though right now I'm having a similar problem. My laptop was stolen at my place of work but I've let it go. That was why i decided to share my experience with you all. Maybe God is trying to test my resolve and see how i will react. I hope y'all understand.

This write up is nothing but the pure truth. Thanks for following and also thanks for the comments

Joislim:
OP oo, coman finish the story

typing final episode.......