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All this ghost readers that are just viewing without commenting Anyways, i have my very tight friends that have been encouraging me to carry on. The next update is dedicated to you all : Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, mikefem58, IamHeWrites, Oyindidi, Augustap, khia, danelo and the rest too numerous to mention. Typing............ |
Contd...... The journey to top of the mountain was not an easy one but as a lover of adventure that i am, i found it interesting. We looked all over the surrounding, nooks and any other likely place but saw no-one. We decided to turn and leave and saw a guy and a lady over the other side. They were both lying on their backs on the rocks and smoking weed while playing bob marley's songs. So we decided to approach them. Mat: good evening sir, please we want to buy dope. They sat up, looked at us and burst into laughter. Probably thinking like : see this small boys oh. Taw: (moving closer to them) yes sir we want to buy smoke, please help us. We are students of ************ school. Guy: ok, go over there and............. (his girlfriend cuts in, not allowing him to conclude what he was saying) By now I'm losing my temper but struggling to keep calm because i didn't like the way they were using us to play. Girlfriend: so you kids are students and instead of you to go read your books, you are here trying to buy weeds. ....that was it! Her statement just unleash the hot temper I've been suppressing all the while. Me: woah, woah, woah.... bittcch, who are you referring to as kids? That statement made her boyfriend angry and he charges towards me Guy: did you just call my girl a bittcch ![]() Me: so you want to come and fight me? You should be ashamed that a lady is deciding for you what to say or not Obviously, my words hit him hard because he just froze where he was Me: mat, Taw let's get out of this place. Girlfriend: this boy get liver oh Guy: (shouting at his girlfriend) shut up!!! Bro, just go over that place you came through and shout DON GEE! We thank him and left. That is one thing i like about men, they easily cut the bulllshit and get along with each other. We went over there and sat under a tree and shouted DON GEE. Suddenly, a bag fell from the tree. We immediately stood up, looked up and saw a guy sitting on the tree. After throwing down his bag, he threw a very sharp and long sword - the type of sword used in adventure movies. Then he jumped down too. One look at this guy and i nearly vomit my heart through my mouth. ...lemme try and describe him..... he was very tall, black in completion, the palm of his hands were black just like his body, some scars on his face, a very long dreadlocks that is down to his waist, and when he spoke, his voice was deep, slow and his teeth were also black. This guy looks really strange. I remember a news that circulated in school and in town about his death. The news was that police finally caught him after so many decades of attempting to capture him. And so when they caught him, they injected him with a substance that would kill him in a matter of days after they released him. On till now, I've heard rumours of him still being alive even after he died and was buried. And to make matters more scary, at the bottom of the rock is a cemetery Don: what do want here? To be contd....... |
mikefem58:typing........ |
SweetJoystick:may be you should show them how to that by posting a completed story ![]() |
FO to da LLO to da WING |
Nedfed: e be like say all of you wey join dat peace corps no know wetin dey happen. Some said the bill has been passed, some said it hasn't been passed. Another fraction of you said you've been merged with ministry of defence. Who is telling the truth naw ![]() |
mikefem58: chillax nah. Final episode coming up in the evening. |
makydebbie:yeah, thanks a bunch and i wish you same |
Dimples129:Dude must be thinking those robbers are from nairaland romance section. Only making noise with no action ![]() |
amunkita:mehnnnnn.... this guy, your brain is really functioning @op KEEP WASHING MOTOR WHILE ANOTHER MAN DRIVES |
I know God is trying to punish me for not going to church that's why he brought me into this thread ![]() |
rawpadgin:ok, continue. One day your eyes go clear. Shebi you see how the sharp nigga com arrange your sister. Na 1:0 be that. Better equalise and make it 1:1 before the next sharp striker will come and make it 2:0 |
rawpadgin:what about you When are you getting married? |
IamHeWrites:thanks man for enjoying it . Final episode coming up later in the day. |
Contd..... We froze, and there was Mr wicked staff, two securities and Mrs witch (the woman that saw us shifting the cow) hmmmm.... this woman is truly a witch for her to gather courage and follow this men here around 1am. Mr wicked staff Staff looked so calm and we were surprised because knowing the type of person he was, we didn't expect that calmness. He was even smiling! Hmm... may be our eyes were deceiving us Mr wicked staff: so you bassttarrdds think you can do such a thing and escape without getting caught? We stood there silently without responding to him. We just turned and looked at each other as if we were expecting the guy beside us to answer him. However, i noticed my guys didn't look scared and i was impressed because i had already began devising an escape plan. There is no way we won't be tortured and expelled for such a crime so it is better to run Mr wicked staff: even if to say Mrs witch no see una, i would have still known you were the ones because i recognised you all. I saw the way you were looking at me that day i seized your food. Especially you (referring to me) Security1: una papa! Your teacher is talking to you and you are standing? Oya, form a line, hold each other by the waist of your trousers and sit on the ground. That was their first mistake because as we sat down, we began whispering to each other how to escape and which direction to go. Mr wicked staff and the other two securities were gathering all meat and discussing how each of us will carry them back to school Mrs witch: hey security, carry those packets of cigarettes. We are going to use it as evidence to charge them for another case. Security2: charge them to the discipline committee? Ma, let's naked them and tie them to the tree on the assembly ground. On hearing that, we scattered. I pulled out a very thick wood that was burning in the fire and headed for Mrs witch because she was the one holding the rechargeable lamp. With all my strength, i used the wood and smashed the lamp while spraying burning charcoal around her face. She let out a loud scream and Mr wicked staff ran away while the two securities were receiving heavy kicking all over their bodies. Suddenly, Mr staff started blowing a whistle and so we vamoozed into the night. Now, back to my stoty............. So on this fateful day school was to resume after a holiday break. Usually, the first week of resumption was always not serious. Students even go to school in mufti. And so, me, mat and Taw decided to go to school that day. we agreed that they come to my house and from there, we will be going to school. I went home and select from my party clothes what i will wear. At the agreed time, they came and met me fully dressed. I was wearing a very dark-green baggy jeans, brown timberland boots, white t-shirt, camouflaged jacket i tied a brown bandana on my head and a magnetic earrings. I unbuttoned the camouflaged jacket, exposing the white t-shirt. Oboyy, na music director be that oh We got to school and i must say we got so many heads turning because of our dressing. There were very few students around. Everyone just forming level. Now, our school is a bit far from town and surrounded by mountains. We've always been hearing rumours about a guy that sells weed on the mountain. And so we went to search for him To be contd..... |
...I'm sorry i wasn't able to drop an update like i used to do. I ran out of data. Contd..... When i decided to share this story, i wanted to share only my own experience not with that of my friends. It was supposed to be a short story like i did in the other threads- start and finish it on the same day not to drag it on for days. Around 6am on new year day, Gan was pronounced dead and Geb escaped. The news immediately circulated like a wild fire in harmattan. The youth in that area mobilised themselves and marched to Geb's house. They were going to set the building a blaze if his family doesn't bring him out. The reason for their anger was that Gan is an indigene of that state while Geb was not. They arrived there and requested Geb's family to produce him but his mum and sisters swore that they know nothing about his whereabouts. They dragged the mum and sisters out of the house and began to pour petrol inside the house but just then, the native king arrived there and pleaded with the youth that the mother was not responsible for her son's crime. He then assured them that the police will question his close friends till they mention his whereabout. On hearing that, everyone that knew him layed low. No more walking in groups, cos nobody wants olopa wahala. It was during that during that period i resumed back to church activities to the extent i was elected as the music director! Oh yeah, i was a keyboardist and a bass guitarist before the devil purchased me. I can't describe the joy of my grandparents. Days rolled by to weeks and to months. I was doing very well in the church until the devil decided to come for my transfer Being a very popular person in the evil lifestyle didn't make it easy for me to resist the temptations. Some guys have been looking at me as a role model (in partying, drinking, fighting) so they kept coming around in various categories to offer their friendship till i fell for it. I began to roll with two kids (about 5 years of age difference). My reasons were that they are still kids and inexperienced in the wayward lifestyle. That means we won't be engaging ourselves in too many bad things. But i was wrong, i made a deadly assumption! They were even more deadly than my former friends. This two kids were pickpocket thieves and junkies. No wonder they always had money for enough money for plenty shayo and visiting ashawo house. There names were Mat and Taw. We were in the same school and classroom. They used to be in the same class with my younger brother while i was in a different school. I later ran away from that school (story for another day) and joined my junior brother's school, same classroom! Oh yeah, it was that bad. Perhaps, i should tell you guys why i ran away from the previous school. Actually, what happened was there was this wicked staff that caught us cooking beans with electric iron (for pressing clothes) inside the hostel. This man carried our beans, the very last beans 5 of us contributed and threw it away! That was what woke the demons in us and we began to plan how to make him pay for our beans. Now that staff that threw our food lives in the staff quarters within the school. He has some turkeys, chickens, ducks and a cow. He used to bring the cow to eat the grass around our hostel every evening. So we made the cow our target we were that bad. We went to his house at night when everybody has gone to prep and stole the cow but unknown to us, one witch of a neighbour saw us and trailed us to the river we had prepared to execute the cow. Before she went back and alarted the owner. We slaughtered the cow with a hacksaw and began to cutting it to pieces. Oboyyeh, see plenty meat oh To be contd..... |
Joislim:I'm waiting for those two warriors to finish fighting. Let's all bear with them. |
Ok, thank you op. Now i know the reason why soldiers obey orders like zombees. The lack of sleep during their training has damaged their brains ![]() |
mikefem58: no sir. Na tiredness from work dey cause am |
Contd.... It was evening and the whole town was getting set for the cross-over night celebration. Me, Peter, sule, and Austin went to check on dachshund. Oboyyeh the guy was still sleeping. We began to worry about his health then his sister told us the nurse injected him with diazapam that was why he was still sleeping. Quite unfortunate this wounded soldier will miss out the fun of the new year celebration. At about 9pm, people started going to church for the new year services , but we, we headed out for the bush where we were going to do our own service. Everyone of was had a bag containing all the different types of shayo we could afford. We passed through a football field and saw some guys setting up the rockets, bangers, disco light, tyres and a dj setting his instruments. This is where everybody will be coming to when the time is 12:01am. Among those guys setting up the fire works were Geb and Gan (i don't want to mention their full name to protect their identity). The two of them are also part of our gang but they are not all that active like the rest of us. Gan and Geb were best of friends. I used to suspect them to be gay due to how close they were. Immediately they saw us, they left what they were doing and followed us. We got to the bush and settled down for business. Sule: oya everybody should bring out the the content of the bag you are holding. My eyes nearly popped out of my face. So many varieties of shayo. Three big bottles of dark sailor rum, 1 big bottle of both topman, calypso, and a black nylon of weed and plenty rizla plus many packs of cigarettes. Mehn, today na today, we go high till we pass out. Sule: Gan and Geb, wetin una bring? Geb: na exol volume 5 Me: Geb: na one of our senior from school dash us 5 tablets as a new year gift. Peter: Abeg me i no go take that thing o. Geb: who go even give you? Austin: Abeg make we start our own service naw. Very soon it will be 12:01am and i no wan miss the party for football field. And so with that, we began the show. I can't even describe The type of thick smoke that filled the air. But i was careful not to smoke the weed. Only cigarette and the booze. We continued cranking jokes about the incident that happened earlier at dach's house. Very soon, all of us were in cloud nine, gisting and shouting at the top of our voices. I saw Gan pour the 5 tablets of exol inside the half bottle of calypso that remained. Me: Gan, gimme that thing make i sip Peter: no be you just tell us say e dey make person violent? Me: i can control myself Sule: no way! I no wan make you take this thing and later spoil our new year. I didn't listen to him as i stood up to go and sit close to geb and gan but sule forcefully pulled me down. I made another attempt but he still pulled me down Me: (struggling to talk because i was really high) so you no wan make i take am but you allow Gan and Geb to take it Sule: we didn't planned the night with them because they were busy fvking each other while we were struggling to organise all this shayo. So, they are on their own. Just then, we heard people screaming loudly, wishing each other a happy new year. Music was played and the fire works started. The sky was so bright and looking good. Austin: boys, it's new year! Make we dey go field because i go rock nyash wella. With that, we stood up and began moving. Oboyyeh, we were all staggering but we were enjoying it. Gan and Geb were very far behind us because they were walking very slowly. In fact, their own staggering was twice ours! We eventually arrived at the field. I must confess that God is a merciful God because the type of things they were doing in the name of dancing is too much. Both the guys and babes were just dipping their hands inside each other's trousers. And this were people that just returned from church. SMH.. Many of the guys on the field were smoking weed openly and there was a police van patrolling the place but the police no send anybody. We also brought out ours and joined the fun. I then saw something interesting, a guy was dancing yahooze and pouring a bottle of gulder on his head down to his whole body. But that was not the only thing that attracted my attention. The guy was standing beside a heap of tyres that was burning and his right leg was also burning while he was still dancing yahooze We all thought he knew what he was doing, maybe he was performing magic. And everybody was amazed. But the truth is that the guy was so high that he didn't feel the heat from the fire roasting his leg. All of a sudden, he began to feel the heat and on looking down, he saw his leg on fire! Instantly the shayo disappeared from his head as he began running aimlessly towards people dancing. Some guys pulled their jackets and chase the guy so they can put out the fire but the guy was too fast for them to catch up with. On sighting the leg on fire running towards them, the people that were dancing vamooze and made way for him. The guy ran past them till he went and hit a big tree and fell down, that was when they caught up with him and put out the fire. But that tragedy was nothing compared to what was happening behind us on the dancing ground. We began to hear noises and then someone broke a bottle so we rushed back to go and watch the fighting that was going on. We got there and behold it was Geb and another guy fighting! The guy was holding the broken bottle attempting to stab Geb. On seeing that, Gan rushed over there and tried to seperate them. But what he did made Geb very angry Geb: Gan, i think say you are my friend. Instead of you to help me beat up this mofo, you are here trying to stop me ![]() Gan: haba naw Geb, today is new year, and you want to begin your new with fighting? That statement angered Geb the more so he pulled out a dagger and stab Gan in the neck! There was a brief moment and silence except the music Oga dj was playing. Then suddenly, everybody on that football field dispersed in different directions, leaving only Geb and Gan. Even oga dj vamooze leaving behind his instruments. Nobody wants police wahala To be contd.... |
Ishilove: hahaha. |
mikefem58:yeah bro, i will continue later in the evening because right now I'm at work. Hope you guys are learning one or two things from my experience Later guys! |
arleck:why would i come here and start typing lies. Anyway, believe anything you think but this is exactly my experience. God knows i ain't lieing |
Topshow4real:yeah, me too |
Maduawuchukwu:you are absolutely correct! |
phranco: All those people saying weed doesn't make you loco, i just dey watch una. Lemme say something thing here: when you smoke weed, the way you inhale matters. Try inhaling it with force. Drag it deeply. Don't smoke it like cigarette. Then come back and tell us the story |
Contd..... Sometimes when i sit down and begin to think about the kind of life i lead, i feel like shedding hot tears because truly, truly some of my close friends didn't make it to this point. And the most surprising thing is that non of them did upto half of what i did. So after the chimezie incident, i became scared of weed and promised myself that i will not take it again. But then, i had other bad lifestyle i continued with. I began to get popular. Actually, the event that brought me to limelight was the way i single handedly disorganised a party we went to. It was on a Sunday that Austin visited me at home and took me to a party he was invited to. The party was organised by three hausa guys. I must say that i was surprised when my friend told me it was those guys that invited him. We lived in the same hood with those hausa guys but we don't have any rapport with them. So on getting to the venue, we met a lot of guys outside because they were not allowed into the hall despite having the invitation card. Only the ladies were allowed in. Inside the hall were about 30 ladies dancing with only those three guys. Oboyy, the guys standing outside were devastated seeing how the girls they came with dancing with those three guys. Boobi and booty all over the place! Naturally, I'm a very quiet person and i don't even know how to dance with girls. So i just located a bar outside and ordered two bottles of harp for me and Austin but he was at the Hall trying to scope the bouncer to allow him enter. I had just finished my own bottle and was about to open the one i kept for Austin when suddenly i began to hear people shouting because some guys were Beating up one guy. I didn't even bothered to go and see who were fighting but suddenly, a guy rushed to me Guy: bros you are here relaxing while your home boy is over there receiving the beating of his life On hearing that, i picked up the bottle i was about to open and put it in the back pocket of my baggy jeans. On getting there, i saw two guys beating my friend and people were just watching. Without thinking twice, i rushed and landed a VERY deadly blow to one of them in the eye. Like a tree that was uprooted, the guy fell flat on the ground without moving. And on seeing what just happened, the other guy tried to whip me with the chain he was using on Austin but before he could do that, i pulled out the bottle in my back pocket and hit him in the head with all my strength. The bottle exploded and the guy was baptised by the beer inside. Still holding the remaining part of the bottle, i swung it at his face and gave him a terrible cut from his left ear straight down across the nose. The guy immediately ran away leaving his friend lying on the ground without moving. On seeing this, the guys watching the fight began to hail me! I just stood there watching Austin struggling to stand up. Just then, i over heard a guy telling another that Austin was invited to the party so that he will be caught and dealt with for crashing a party the previous Sunday. It was an ambush!! Those guys that beat up my friend payed some money to those three hausa guys that organised this party to invite Austin for them to beat him. On hearing that, i charged towards the hall like a demon-possesed bull, grab a metallic chair and began to break all the glass windows of the hall. Those girls that were dancing inside the hall all came out rushing. I don't even know how to describe the way those guys that were refused entry to the hall began cheering and hailing me for crashing this party, party they were bounced. With the damages done to the windows, the organisers will be arrested until they pay for the damages. One of the guys cheering me rushed and picked up his bike while the others helped Austin from the ground. The guy with the bike quickly escaped with me and my friend before the hotel securities arrived there. That was how i became popular to the extent that anytime i I'm walking on the streets, guys i don't even know will walk up to me, shake my hand and start telling me how they admired my bravery at that party i crashed. . . What a devilish way to become popular!!! Not too long after incident at the party, we became friends with the guy that gave us a ride at that party. His name was Dach. Soon, Dach was recruited to replace our fallen comrade, mezie. Like the rest of us, Dach was just getting to know about weed but he hasn't smoked it before but he lied to us that he was an expert. Not too long, Dach's sister gave birth and so sule met me and Peter in front of a brothel around our neighbourhood playing snooker and suggested we go and congratulate Dach's sister on her safe delivery. We got there and met her bathing her baby we greeted her and gave her the toiletries we bought for her. Then asked her about Dach. Sule: aunty where is Dach or has he gone out to work? (he is an okada man) Sister: no his bike is still inside the compound. Maybe he is in his room Me: ok let's go and check We entered inside and met him lying on the ground. Me: no work today? Dach: my body just dey weak. Sule: be a man and stand up and go to work. You know today is new year eve so we go need plenty money to buy enough booze and weed.. Dach: I said my body weak Sule: ok, don't worry, doctor sule is here to take care of you. Oya sit up... And so sule brought out a wrap of weed and began to roll it. Memories of my last experience with this grass just started playing in my head and i remembered mezie On seeing the stuff, dach jump up from bed like cold water was poured on him and begin to smile. Dach: sule, you are truly a qualified doctor Sule: oya let's go somewhere so that you can take your medicine Dach: no need of going anywhere. With that, he stood up and close his door and window then he brought out some sticks and light them. The smoke from the stick had a sweet scent. The scent will make smoke from the weed difficult to detect!!! Peter: (who hasn't said anything since we came in started hailing Dach for such a clever plan) chaiii Dach, you are a criminal wallahi. We all laughed and watch as Dach lit the weed and began smoking. I must confess, the guy sabi smoke like a pro. He will take a deep drag, exhale part of the smoke through his nose and the rest through his mouth. We were all impressed by his performance and kept on watching him like villagers that are seeing a television for the first time. Peter: Abeg Dach, make i kill the remaining one Dach: no way, this is a medicine and I am the only patient here. Sule: yes, leav him alone And so, he smoked all of it and then we continue discussing how we would celebrate the new year later with enough shayo for the boys. Suddenly, Dach began to shake his head from left to right, up and down. Me: guy, what is wrong nah? Dach: the building is shaking oh this house is about to collapse. Sule: oboyyeh, i am in trouble. So this guy na jjc oh. Another mezie episode is about to happen again. We were still thinking of what to do to help him, when the guy scream at the top of his voice Dach: my sister and her baby oh! Lemme go and save them before this building will collapse and crush them... With that, he zoomed out with speed to his sister's room and we begin to hear his voice shouting very, very loudly Dach: aunty, please take your baby and run outside this building is collapsing. We went there and saw his aunty holding her baby tightly and looking confused. Suddenly, he ran to the wall and started pushing it in an attempt to stop it from falling on his aunty and the baby Dach: (breathing hard and even sweating) aunty, please i beg you take your baby and run outside this wall is becoming too heavy for me to hold it i might release it anytime now. His sister began to sense what has happened Sister: what did you people give to him? Sule: nothing! But when we enter his room we met him smoking something. His aunty then asked us to hold him tightly as she ran outside to a pharmacy nearby. After about two minutes, she came in with another lady dressed like a nurse. We held him tightly as he continued struggling to stand up and save his aunt and the baby. The nurse then injected him with something until he passed out. We stood up and left and decided that we will come and check on him before the new year celebration begins If only we could have a peep about what was to happen that day during the celebration, none of us would have left our homes To be contd..... |
Mr phil, i am of the opinion that different people react differently to certain elements. .... please dear readers, i strongly advise you should not let your curiosity lead you into TRYING to find out how you will react to weed or any other thing like that. Mezie lost it the very first day he tried it and will most likely remain so. I always feel guilty anytime i remember him. So the least i can do is to advise you. Trust me, it's not worth the trouble. Ok, people, both humans and ghosts readers, thank you all for your comments. Update will be dropping later when i close from work. Wishing you all a productive day ahead. |
Ibenny:It's been more than 5 years now since i saw or smelled weed. In fact it was because of that problem that i relocated to another state. I made sure i didn't make any friends here in order to avoid any chances of drifting Thanks for reading. |
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chillax nah. Final episode coming up in the evening.


