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On getting to the backyard, Henry was still given another chance to confess but he maintained that he knows nothing about the phone.

And so we all sat on the ground outside the tent.

Baba: Gofwane you are the tallest here so go to that tree (same tree i talked about in the first story) and pluck 12 pieces of leaves and three seeds.

I did as instructed and my friend was asked to go inside the tent and bring out the hoe, #5, stone, dry gin and pepper. Now everything is set.

Baba: Henry, pick up that stone and put it close to your lips and repeat after me...

Henry did exactly as instructed

Baba: if na me carry that phone, two days from now make i run mental

Henry repeated the words then i was called to sit face to face with baba. He collected the 12 pieces of leaves, counted 6 pieces and asked me to hold it very strongly with your right hand while he held the other 6 pieces.

Baba: ok, stretch out your left hand like a table and rest the leaves on it but make sure you hold it firmly with your right hand

I did as instructed and he then put the pepper and seeds in his mouth and chew them while saying some incantations, he drink from the dry gin and use it to rinse his mouth then he stretched out his left and supported mine and with his right hand holding tightly his own 6 pieces of leaves, he rested them on the ones i was holding. Then he spit all the content of his mouth on the leaves

Baba: if it was Gofwane that stole that phone, may this leaves not separate

He asked me to use all my strength to pull the leaves apart while he also did the same thing. But before we could use our strength to pull the leaves apart, they separated.

Baba: Gofwane, you are innocent.

I heaved a sigh of relief because all this while I've been thinking in my mind that maybe it was not Henry that stole the phone but the holy spirit of God just wants to punish me for coming to a shrine even though I was a Christian

He repeated the same process all over again but with my friend's name but the leaves separated. He did it again using his own name but the leaves still separated.

Toh, there's nobody else again to use their name except Henry....

To be contd....

Thanks for all your comments. And for the ghost readers, no wahala so long as you are following.
I don't know if there is any lesson to be learned from the story, but i just have to say it the way it happened.

Final update will be dropping shortly. Stay tuned.


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Kingjags:
I remembered 2014 when I misplaced my a week brand new BlackBerry Q10, (actually I was picked in the bus), I got so devastated considering how much I saved just to get the phone then. I was working at Badagry then (Staying with my Uncle) so when I got home, I told my Cousin(My Uncle's son) what happened to me, he got pissed too and assured me I was gonna get the phone back, I asked how, he then took me to a friend of his and who his Father happens to be a Babalawo. I was a bit reluctant about the whole idea but damn!!, I want my phone back. On getting there, after explaining myself to him, the guy then brought out a bottle tied with red cloth and an Egg inside( still don't know how the egg got inside) with cowries. He told me to say whatever I want to happen to the person that pick the phone and I will still have my phone back (that he will he restless till he returned it). He gave me some incantation, and that when I get home, I should dig deep, recite the incantation and bury the bottle. I did as he instructed, and lo and behold after two days he kept calling my Mums number, my dads number, my gf number, my sisters number that they should tell him where I am that he wants to return my phone. Juju they ooh, but fake people dn full everywhere

yeah, it exists o. But fake people are all over the place now. But right up to this moment, i still don't believe that anyone can harm me with juju. I don't know why I'm feeling that way and not scared

Joislim:
Another babalawo story, OP why didn't you mention me

sorry joi. But I'm glad you are here now

maiahsaiah:
oh please...guys be envious of ladies for centuries. when a lady takes her nude, she just wants to see how good her unclothedness looks on camera especially when she is well packaged and trust me the camera doesn't disappoint. Guys on the other hand what do you want to snap? Limp dick(unless you masturbate to bring it to life) and two big shapeless scrotum dangling downwards. Please you guys should free us and try to hit the gym maybe you'll have dome abs to display.

so after seeing how good she looked what stops her from deleting the picture so that it doesn't eventually fall in to a wrong hand?

Secondly, show some respect to our dicks and scrotums. Because we use it to flog you ladies, no be small cry una dey cry.

Thanks for all your comments.
Just like NIJJAking advised, we should all beware of this type of life. When you begin to visit such places, you begin to feel ontop of the world. Like nobody can mess with you. Any little issue that faces you, you'll find yourself going there. And that is how you'll get deeply lured and eventually kill someone



Update will be be dropped later after closing from work. Have a nice day ahead

We got back home and met Henry, he was dressing up to go and play ball.

Friend: Henry, where is my phone?

Henry: (looking confused) I don't know. Shebi we looked for it together.

Me: are you sure you are not the one that that carried it? Can you swear to that?

Henry: I swear on my parents grave, I don't know anything about your phone.

Friend: ok then let's go somewhere. You are coming with us.

Henry: I'm not going anywhere with you guys. I am even late for training, let me be going


That statement really got my friend angry and he started to pull Henry by his trousers. But I stopped him from doing that and reminded him of what we were instructed to do. And so we turned to leave.
As we were about to enter a bus, we saw Henry coming towards us.

Henry: you people should know that I've told my aunt that I'm going out with you so don't think that nobody will know that we were together if anything bad happens to me..

Me: don't worry, nothing is going to happen. We only want you to come and clear your name.

So we left together. Inside the bus, i couldn't help but think of the possibility of Henry being innocent since he swore on his late parents and has also agreed to come with us. Maybe na holy spirit of God wan to cause confusion so that we will know that baba's powers are not strong. These were the thoughts running through my mind till we got there.

Finally, we arrived there and met baba sitting outside and playing music from his Walkman (the disc type not tape) he removed his ear piece as well approached.

Baba: you people are back. Sit on that bench but Henry, sit on the floor.

Henry hesitated, maybe because he saw the baba is a small boy and that got baba really angry to the extent that his Walkman fell down. Quickly I stood up and boot Henry to the floor. Till today, i don't know why i did that

Baba: Henry, i want you to tell your friends friends you are sorry and they should forgive you.

Henry: (hesitates again but i think he suddenly remembered what just happened when he was asked to sit on the floor) guys i am sorry please forgive me.

Baba: ok that is good. Now got home and give your friends their phone

Henry: i have told them i am not the one that stole it. I swea.....

Baba: (interrupts him) Henry, do you know where you are?

Henry: no sir

Baba: this is not a place you can come and lie. So give them their phone so that this issue can just end like this. Nobody is going to report you to police. Ok?

For where, Henry still denied. Meanwhile, me i was really enjoying the drama.

Baba: you are still insisting? Ok, all of you stand up let's go to the backyard


To be contd.....

Contd...

On getting there, we met baba attending to one mobile police man and one NDLEA officer that came all the way from kogi state to seek for charms that will protect them from bullets and also to WASH their eyes so that they will be able to identify any suspect that is smuggling drugs. I quess that was to enhance their performance so that they will rise to the top of their careers. And so we sat down to wait.

After about an hour, they came out of the tent with red, red eyes and left. So baba came to sit with us and exchange pleasantries...

Baba: wetin carry una com here? I know this one (referring to me) but this is not the guy you came here with the other time

Me: yes he is not the one. We came here to seek for help concerning this my friend phone that was stolen today.

Baba: is it because of the phone that you people turned back on your way here earlier on?

Instantly, my friend was like

Friend: (whispering to my ear) how did he know?

Baba: do you think I came here to play?
You people wanted to come and see me initially because una want to stop smoking.

By this time, me and my friend where just smiling like akuya.

Me: yes, you are correct sir..

Baba: OK, I'm going to help you. I will give you something give it to your girlfriends to put it inside your food and eat it. She must not eat from that food oh, even if na one spoon.

Friend: OK sir

Baba: you should know that after you eat that food, the smell of cigarette, even if you are not the one smoking it will irritate you to the extent that you will start vomiting when ever you perceive the smell for about half a minute

Me: yes sir, we would like it. But what about our missing phone?

Baba: no! It is always one thing before the next one. Abi na the phone una go prefer?

Friend: yes sir

Baba: ok then after we find who steal ur phone then we can talk about the other issue.

Me: OK sir

Baba: oya make una dey go meet Henry and tell him to give you your phone

Friend: that is all? How much should we bring?

Baba: just gimme the dry gin and the pepper you brought. Also give me that #5

Friend: haaaa! That is all?

Baba: yes. I like this your friend (referring to me) but my problem with him is he only come here with other people case not his own.

We knelt down and handed what he requested for and also thanked him very well. Then we stood up to leave

Baba: if Henry denied that he did not steal your phone, carry him come here and if he refused to follow you here, don't force him just come back here. He will use his own leg to find this place by himself.

On our way there, we decided to go and eat at a restaurant owned by an aunt of my friends neighbour and also his close friend back in the hood. His name was Henry.

Now there was this Nokia symbian phone my friend bought. that phone was reigning that time. You can twist the screen to be facing different angles and directions. After we got there and have eaten and paid our bill, my friend said we should relax a lil bit so he can charge his phone.

After some hours of intensive argument, we decided to live. We got to the place and started the journey of climbing the mountain. About half way there, I asked my friend to bring out his phone and play us some music, that was when we realise that the phone was missing. Immediately my friend became very worried because it cost him quite a fortune to buy that phone. I tried to assure him that nothing was going to happen to the phone since it was at his neighbour's shop that he plugged it but my guy would have none of it and so we decided to go back.

On getting to the restaurant, we checked where he plugged it but it was not there. We asked Henry about it and he said he never saw the phone. He then said maybe some of the customers that came to eat after we left might have stolen it. We used Henry's phone to call the number but it was switched off.

This one no be small matter again. Well as usual, there is an all seeing eye that will help us know who stole the phone. So we decided to take the matter to baba
...change of mission. We forgot about the initial reason we wanted to go to baba' place for....


To be contd....

... so there was this other friend of mine with who was a heavy smoker and addicted to partying and clubbing. There was no weekend we never went to party. From Fridays to Sundays we were usually no where to be found. Girls from other schools use to come look for us just to invite us to their parties.

So on one Sunday after a weekend of partying and heavy smoking, i mean real heavy smoking, my friend decided that it was time we quit smoking and focus on only partying so that we no go die quick, quick
But that was not the first time we have attempted to quit smoking but we always failed and in fact, anytime it happens like that and we resumed the habit, it was always worse than before. So I decided it was time we go see baba for help.
And so we chose a day to go there. I think it was on a Monday after classes......

To be contd....

Please pardon all the typos and any other mistakes in the story.


Also, this is a true story 100%

Make I still gist una another of my experience with that same babalawo....

Note: all this things happen a very long time ago. We were young, stupid and feeling adventurous. But now, I've stopped it, I'm no longer residing in that state.

Secondly, I'm not trying to praise or encourage people to go visiting any deity. If you do that, prepare for anything that might happen as a result of that. that's why I've omitted names and locations where it all happened. Like i said on the first thread, we got away unscathed it might not be able so with everyone



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We got back home and met Henry, he was dressing up to go and play ball.

Friend: Henry, where is my phone?

Henry: (looking confused) I don't know. Shebi we looked for it together.

Me: are you sure you are not the one that that carried it? Can you swear to that?

Henry: I swear on my parents grave, I don't know anything about your phone.

Friend: ok then let's go somewhere. You are coming with us.

Henry: I'm not going anywhere with you guys. I am even late for training, let me be going


That statement really got my friend angry and he started to pull Henry by his trousers. But I stopped him from doing that and reminded him of what we were instructed to do. And so we turned to leave.
As we were about to enter a bus, we saw Henry coming towards us.

Henry: you people should know that I've told my aunt that I'm going out with you so don't think that nobody will know that we were together if anything bad happens to me..

Me: don't worry, nothing is going to happen. We only want you to come and clear your name.

So we left together. Inside the bus, i couldn't help but think of the possibility of Henry being innocent since he swore on his late parents and has also agreed to come with us. Maybe na holy spirit of God wan to cause confusion so that we will know that baba's powers are not strong. These were the thoughts running through my mind till we got there.

Finally, we arrived there and met baba sitting outside and playing music from his Walkman (the disc type not tape) he removed his ear piece as well approached.

Baba: you people are back. Sit on that bench but Henry, sit on the floor.

Henry hesitated, maybe because he saw the baba is a small boy and that got baba really angry to the extent that his Walkman fell down. Quickly I stood up and boot Henry to the floor. Till today, i don't know why i did that

Baba: Henry, i want you to tell your friends friends you are sorry and they should forgive you.

Henry: (hesitates again but i think he suddenly remembered what just happened when he was asked to sit on the floor) guys i am sorry please forgive me.

Baba: ok that is good. Now got home and give your friends their phone

Henry: i have told them i am not the one that stole it. I swea.....

Baba: (interrupts him) Henry, do you know where you are?

Henry: no sir

Baba: this is not a place you can come and lie. So give them their phone so that this issue can just end like this. Nobody is going to report you to police. Ok?

For where, Henry still denied. Meanwhile, me i was really enjoying the drama.

Baba: you are still insisting? Ok, all of you stand up let's go to the backyard


To be contd.....

Contd...

On getting there, we met baba attending to one mobile police man and one NDLEA officer that came all the way from kogi state to seek for charms that will protect them from bullets and also to WASH their eyes so that they will be able to identify any suspect that is smuggling drugs. I quess that was to enhance their performance so that they will rise to the top of their careers. And so we sat down to wait.

After about an hour, they came out of the tent with red, red eyes and left. So baba came to sit with us and exchange pleasantries...

Baba: wetin carry una com here? I know this one (referring to me) but this is not the guy you came here with the other time

Me: yes he is not the one. We came here to seek for help concerning this my friend phone that was stolen today.

Baba: is it because of the phone that you people turned back on your way here earlier on?

Instantly, my friend was like

Friend: (whispering to my ear) how did he know?

Baba: do you think I came here to play?
You people wanted to come and see me initially because una want to stop smoking.

By this time, me and my friend where just smiling like akuya.

Me: yes, you are correct sir..

Baba: OK, I'm going to help you. I will give you something give it to your girlfriends to put it inside your food and eat it. She must not eat from that food oh, even if na one spoon.

Friend: OK sir

Baba: you should know that after you eat that food, the smell of cigarette, even if you are not the one smoking it will irritate you to the extent that you will start vomiting when ever you perceive the smell for about half a minute

Me: yes sir, we would like it. But what about our missing phone?

Baba: no! It is always one thing before the next one. Abi na the phone una go prefer?

Friend: yes sir

Baba: ok then after we find who steal ur phone then we can talk about the other issue.

Me: OK sir

Baba: oya make una dey go meet Henry and tell him to give you your phone

Friend: that is all? How much should we bring?

Baba: just gimme the dry gin and the pepper you brought. Also give me that #5

Friend: haaaa! That is all?

Baba: yes. I like this your friend (referring to me) but my problem with him is he only come here with other people case not his own.

We knelt down and handed what he requested for and also thanked him very well. Then we stood up to leave

Baba: if Henry denied that he did not steal your phone, carry him come here and if he refused to follow you here, don't force him just come back here. He will use his own leg to find this place by himself.

On our way there, we decided to go and eat at a restaurant owned by an aunt of my friends neighbour and also his close friend back in the hood. His name was Henry.

Now there was this Nokia symbian phone my friend bought. that phone was reigning that time. You can twist the screen to be facing different angles and directions. After we got there and have eaten and paid our bill, my friend said we should relax a lil bit so he can charge his phone.

After some hours of intensive argument, we decided to live. We got to the place and started the journey of climbing the mountain. About half way there, I asked my friend to bring out his phone and play us some music, that was when we realise that the phone was missing. Immediately my friend became very worried because it cost him quite a fortune to buy that phone. I tried to assure him that nothing was going to happen to the phone since it was at his neighbour's shop that he plugged it but my guy would have none of it and so we decided to go back.

On getting to the restaurant, we checked where he plugged it but it was not there. We asked Henry about it and he said he never saw the phone. He then said maybe some of the customers that came to eat after we left might have stolen it. We used Henry's phone to call the number but it was switched off.

This one no be small matter again. Well as usual, there is an all seeing eye that will help us know who stole the phone. So we decided to take the matter to baba
...change of mission. We forgot about the initial reason we wanted to go to baba' place for....


To be contd....

jamariwolf:
iffah slap you ehn. Babalawo my ass

that's your own cup of akamu

... so there was this other friend of mine with who was a heavy smoker and addicted to partying and clubbing. There was no weekend we never went to party. From Fridays to Sundays we were usually no where to be found. Girls from other schools use to come look for us just to invite us to their parties.

So on one Sunday after a weekend of partying and heavy smoking, i mean real heavy smoking, my friend decided that it was time we quit smoking and focus on only partying so that we no go die quick, quick
But that was not the first time we have attempted to quit smoking but we always failed and in fact, anytime it happens like that and we resumed the habit, it was always worse than before. So I decided it was time we go see baba for help.
And so we chose a day to go there. I think it was on a Monday after classes......

To be contd....

Please pardon all the typos and any other mistakes in the story.


Also, this is a true story 100%

jorion:
Sweet Dreams? Now now now. U fast o, c y girls dey raise shoulders up.

I don't see anything wrong in that statement. It's often used as a reply for 'good night'...can even say it to your enemy sef

Make I still gist una another of my experience with that same babalawo....

Note: all this things happen a very long time ago. We were young, stupid and feeling adventurous. But now, I've stopped it, I'm no longer residing in that state



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makydebbie:
I perfectly understand. See you around, goodnight.

yeah, same here. Dream sweet!

squash47:
Bobrisky loading....70%

wickedt

SirMichael1:
...says the person who opened an account since 2015 but has only 903 posts. If you want NL to be better, why don't you create topics- better ones of course- and comment on posts frequently with wisdom. Not all topics on NL are senseless definitely!

And besides, most of your threads are nothing to write home about. Incessant hogwash

Claptraps
https://www.nairaland.com/3836854/ibos-how-far

More claptraps
https://www.nairaland.com/3851362/what-observed-ibos-nairaland

Hogwash
https://www.nairaland.com/3432692/latest-miss-anambra-video

Learn to think before typing or passing judgement instead of being a hypocrite.

BTW, this is romance section of NL and if you don't learn from things like these, what else do you wanna learn from?? How to fuck_? How to approach laddies (So many threads for that already), what both sexes like and what not Pfft! Learn to learn from everything mister

hahaha see as you just blow the fowl nyash. You suppose to be an FBI or CIA agent

makydebbie:
Err, sorry. I thought you were referring here. I don't reply pms.

yeah, surely here. Was just looking it would be derailing to hijack someone's thread and be using it for chatting. But it's all good sha.

makydebbie:
I don't mind, no problem.

alright then, I will send you a pm

makydebbie:
Lol, I've not be around for a while now, prolly why. My moniker is familiar here.
Thanks for the compliment.

my pleasure!

I'll really luv it if I could get to know you a lil. Hope you don't mind?

The trouble men go through these days just to propose to a lady is quite alarming.

Worse thing be say, all these marriages crash even before the journey starts

victorioushands:
The answer is simple. Most women believe that they are prostitutes - one way or the other - as long as their bodies are concerned. They keep their nudes handy in case they come across a money-bag or a man they want by all means - even if they already have their own man. I don't think any woman who says she keeps her nude just for her fun is sane at all. They are all virtual prostitutes - those who do this.

I'm afraid, you are right.

makydebbie:
I've no chill either. It's not a challenge really.

mhmm.... you know, I just read some of your posts, I must say, you are very intelligent. How come I never noticed you on this forum since all these while? ...Maybe because you are not loud mouthed type

ugoswaggz:
kai, watch your language, act like a lady if you're one

not too long ago, I was chatting with makydebbie and got to know she is a Ghanaian. It was on this same type of attitude Nigerian girls have. But reading and Chatting with that Ghanaian lady, you could easily see the difference in attitude.

makydebbie:
I'm in Ghana.

ok, that's cool. How are you coping with us on this forum cos we Nigerians gat no chill?

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

bahd guy, you sharp well, well

makydebbie:
Well, if you say so.

yeah, I say so.

OK, so Debby, are you in Nigeria or in Ghana?

henrylowe:
Mine happened this way. It all happened with my ex
na so the guy vex comot for bed and almost beat me up to death. I had to run out of the house before the bastard kill me

you came in feeling like one supper man. You for stay and die for luv na.