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makydebbie:
Well they still do, maybe you don't see most of them around this section. But we've intelligent Nigerian ladies here too.

But they don't comment on such issues without insulting the op or without dragging his mum and sisters into it.

With my kind of temper, I can turn and beat up anyone that came to harass me at my crush's house, even if it was her father.

But one thing about me is I don't visit a girl at home even if she lives alone

makydebbie:
Yes, I'm.

ehen!!!!!

I was wondering, since when did Nigerian girls start giving out intelligent advice or comments like that and even, without insulting the op?

makydebbie:
I'm Deborah @ first question.

It's just the way I see things, I'm no expert, what I know is what I share, if I can be of help.

you are Ghanaian??

Issa lie jor
God giveth life i cannor die for anybody
Guy this life sweet nah if u get ordinary 1k u go buy small orijin and chop two plates of small asun

bahd guy. I'm telling you their is no single human on this earth that I can die on their behalf. No matter how things hard for this country, we go rock am dey go like that

engrtee:
never

correct girl! I love people that say things the way they are. I'm telling you, non of these people claiming they will take a bullet for their mum will do it when the time comes.


If Peter can deny jesus, who are they to not deny their mum. Abi mama pass jesus ni?

makydebbie:

It's not easy being with one, ask yourself. Can you handle it?
Not that when you see her with one male friend, you'll start having unnecessary suspicions because of her past. You've to be emotionally and mentally ready for this, especially if you're considering marriage.

this lady here, who are you sef? The way you are just analysing and advising the op, seems you are an expert on relationship matters.

youngfocus:
,were u c good girl,na manage dey bro

this comment really cracked me up. As in ehn... girls don spoil finish so tey no single one remain

IamLEGEND1:
Brah, you be expert in famzing ni?

Anyway, me i no even know wetin dey up there coz I never read am because There is no context whatsoever. You fight with your babe?

who type long epistle reach you on this forum

I drink 1.5 litres every day for the past 3 years. I'm deeply addicted to it. It affects my mood. I get angry easily if I can take Coca-Cola

Danelo:
By now OP would have been preekless

I tell you no be small matter

Honestly, mothers are golden. Its been 14yesrs now since i lost my mum but I'm telling you right up till this very moment, I still feel the pain inside.

I can only thank my grandmother for the way she took care of me and my 4 siblings because my dad was never there. Since after my mum's death, he became so irresponsible. It was like he died with my mum, his wife. He refused to remarry but got into heavy drinking. To make matters worse, our last born whom my mum died giving birth to doesn't know him as her dad. She used to refer to him as Aaron's (my younger brother) dad. He is late now and truthfully, I don't feel his absence.


Looking around now and seeing the kind of ladies we are surrounded with - all these slay Queens, I can't help but give up that our wives will never be like our mothers

Hope the front tyres of this one no go dey comot like the others

JON01:
AT the end they will price it #500 SMH

I'm telling you. Especially in Nigeria. Women can price things as if they are there just to waste the seller's time.

There was a day I went to market with my mum and she went to price an item, I can't remember what it was but the price was #4000. Could you believe that my mum began to bargain it at #200?

I was so embarrassed that I had to tell her the money she just offered is too small

@ op, so you mean the man swimming is this same person ?

Lol... so many funny comments.

With everything we experience at that house, I'll say the jazz worked. The way the guy was able to tell us what we did and the exact amount of money we had on us, it showed the guy truly has some powers

bolinjkezzy:
I respect that too...I will like to know you better

no worries, I'm in ilorin. You can pm me

Contd....

We went straight to my friend's house. As we approached the door, his mum came out to throw away something inside dustbin, then she saw us. A sign of relief instantly showed on her face

Mum: (calling my friend by his local name) where have you two been for the past three days?

My friend: we went to visit some of our friends at their area and we got carried away by the fun we were catching

Mum: you should have called me to tell me where you are because we were very worried that something bad might have happened to you. Please don't ever do that again.


Of course we were lik

Mum: (looking at our faces closely) what is all this white stain on your cheeks. Have you been crying?

My friend : no ma.

But the truth is that the marks on our cheeks was as a result of tears from babalawo house

Its been over 10 years from that incident and no one ever mentioned the gold issue again.


............. like I said before, I'm not proud of what we did back then and I use to feel bad anytime I remember it.
This has been a very dark secret I've kept inside for many years and kind of feel relieved for telling it to you all that is why I made sure I started and concluded this story/confession today.

Please I beg you in the name of your God don't do what we did.
We were young and foolish but we got away with our preeks, brains and life. You just might not be that lucky!

God bless


.......................THE END............................

Contd....

Me: so how much are we going for pay for your services?

Guy: do you think you can pay me? Oya, bring out the whole #6,550 and put it inside that calabash.

We did as instructed

Guy: okay, remove #6,050 and leave the #500 inside the calabash, that is your bill

To say we were stunned is an understatement.

Guy: you can go now but you must not take bike. You will have to trek to the place you are going to bury it.

My friend : please sir, take some more money from us nah, your fee is way too little

Me: yes sir, please take it.

Guy:how much should I collect?

Me: take #3,000

Guy: no, I don't need it but on your way home you should dash the #3,000 to any beggar on the way.

So we came out from the tent and it was beginning to get dark which means night is about to come shortly. We hurriedly left the place to go and close the gold case once and for all.

We walked without saying much but we were smoking cigarette as we were going.


Finally, we got there and dug the hole then my friend began to tell the charm what he wants to happen concerning the gold...

My friend: I command you to make all the people whose names are here to forget about the gold and as for that sss man (the man with the hilux and police men) may his car spoil anytime he tries to come to our house concerning the gold.

Then he buried it and we left without looking back.


To be contd...

Contd...

The way we begged that guy ehn, if to say na jesus christ we dey beg like that, we for dey get wetin we want instantly.

Guy: oya, stand up

We: no sir, please help us. We don't want the case of the gold closed again. In fact we will turn ourselves in to the nearest police station.

Guy: I said oya stand up and stop wasting my time

So we gave up and stood up.

Guy: oya collect that nylon bag from that guy.
We turned and saw a tall guy behind us playing with a live crocodile I nearly faint because the crocodile was right in front of me.

Tall guy: oya take the nylon bag

Guy: bring out what is inside it.

I looked inside and lo and behold a precious bottle of dry gin and some alligator pepper.
I almost started dancing galala. My friend saw the content and before we knew it, we were shedding tears of joy

Guy: oya lets go inside the tent...
At that point, the guy with the crocodile stood and left. Inside the tent were so many idols, charms and something that looked like a fresh human head.

Guy: oya sit down on the floor
So we sat down. Carefully prepared those leaves and arrange them inside a red piece of clothe then he gave my friend a piece of paper to write down the names of anybody he thinks is going to show interest in the case of the gold. My friend did as instructed and handed the paper to him.

The guy then squeezed the paper together with the leaves, chewed the seeds and pepper together and spit it on the paper and leaves. He then opened the dry gin, use it to rinse his mouth and sprayed it in the air while reciting some incantations.

He handed the drink to us and asked us to drink small from it. Then used that red piece of clothe to wrap the leaves, paper and seeds before he proceeded to bind everything with a white thread.

Guy: give me that #5.

Me looking confused again and about to start crying again because we don't have any #5 with us) please sir, we don't have any...

Guy: shebi I told you people that you were having #6,555. Look inside your wallet very well and bring it out.

I opened the wallet and searched all the pockets but nothing inside

Me: nothing dey inside.

Guy: I told you to look carefully. Oya, remove your i.d card from its holder that is attached to the wallet.

I removed it and there it was, the almighty #5. I handed it to him and he said some incantations and placed the money on a hoe that was beside him. Then he handed over that piece of red clothe to my friend and sai...

Guy: listen to me very carefully, go and find any grave, dig a tiny but deep hole, put your mouth close to the charm and say what you want to happen concerning the gold you stole then bury it inside the hole and leave that place immediately without looking back. The only thing that can revive that case is only if the person inside the grave resurrects.

To be contd...

Cond...

So he took us behind the house and there were saw a small tent and a very long and a thin tree beside it. Me being the tallest among them was asked to pluck three leaves and three seeds from the tree. As he was about to enter inside the tent, he paused and turned to face us...

Guy: where is your dry gin and alligator pepper?

Me: (looking confused) what?

Guy: I say, where is your dry gin and alligator pepper?

My friend: we don't have any. We didn't know we were going to need that.

Suddenly, the guy got angry and stated shouting at us

Guy: so you mean you came here empty handed with only your preeks inside your trousers? And una make me cut these leaves and seeds. Do you know what it took my dad to plant this tree?

We: abeg no vex sir, we will rush and buy it

Guy: I can't sit here and wait for you to go down from this mountain, I will be late for work because I'm on night shift in the bank I work as a security.

Guy: these leaves and seeds can't just waste like the that because my dad had to bury my sister alive under this tree before the tree germinated.
The only option left is for you guys to sacrifice una preeks or else una go run mental or we bury you here because no one ever comes to this place and go back without solutions

Oboyyeh, na so we prostrate for ground and started begging. So is this how our life is going to end? Chai! How can I be able to exist without my precious dick??

We started crying and shedding tears, pleading with the guy but all he said is...

Guy: you people are wasting my time I told you I'm going to work. So choose quickly between una brain, preeks or life?
Oya, choose fast, fast order I will choose for you

Chai!!!! I don die today. Thunder must fire this my friend for dragging me in to this shiii

... to be contd....

Please, I need your comments so that I will know people are reading


Typing...

At this point, let me make it clear that I'm not proud to share this story but I'm doing so as a result of a chat I was having with a lady on a thread here on nairaland.

Sorry for the typos and gbagaun, I no be oyinbo man. After all, how many of them fit speak our Nigerian languages compared to the way we dey speak their own

Contd...

Lo and behold, it was an empty room nothing inside except a small flat screen TV on the wall! We were surprised.! A babalawo house with a TV?? and disappointed at the same time but as we were about to close the door and leave, we heard a voice from inside the room telling us to wait outside. I swear my heart almost came out through my mouth.

We located a bench and sat down and after about 5minutes someone opened the door and out came this young guy of not more than 25years.

Guy: who are you looking for?

Me: we are looking for baba.... (I don't want to mention the name for obvious reasons)

Guy: he is not around

Me: when will he be back?

Guy: he is never going to come back again

My friend: why?

Guy: because he is dead. So what do you want from him? Any Tell me the pure truth

Me: we stole something and sold it and now their is problem so we want the case closed.

The guy turned and looked at my friend and..

Guy: why did you steal your mum's gold and sold it despite the fact that she caught you the first time?

Oboyyeh, who told this guy the gist? Na so we begin to smile like mumu

Guy: where is the money you sold the gold for?

My friend: we have spent it

Guy: remaining #6,555

Na so we brought out the whole money in both our pockets and counted it. Oboyyeh, it was #6,550

Na so we begin dey smile again like mumu

Guy: I'm going to help you but you must promise not to do such thing again. Oya, follow me...

To be contd...

Contd...

It wasn't easy locating the place but we finally found it. The house was on top of a very big mountain, the only house on that spot.

When got closer, we noticed the house was painted in black colour. That was strange cos I've never seen a house painted in black since I was born. Another thing we noticed were charms hung on the wall of the house and I swear you can hear a sound of taking drum coming from a calabash hung on the wall.
We began to get scared though I wasn't showing it but my guy was visibly shaking! The house is just a single room with no windows so we went and knocked on the zinc door but there was no response. We kept on knocking till we got tired and I decided to look inside. You won't believe what was inside.


To be contd...

...contd

Like the prodigal son, after spending everything, there was no where to go except to go back home. On getting to his house, we saw a hilux truck and two police men standing outside with his mum talking to a man wearing smartly dressed in a suit. Immediately, my guy recognised the man cos he was a family friend. In fact he is the one shagging the mum after her husband's death. And so we knew there was trouble since the man does not come to the house on a normal day with armed police men. But none of them saw us so we decided to run away. But unfortunately, their house girl who had gone out to buy something met us on the way.

We called her aside and warned her sternly to not say she saw us. So we went to search for a solution to our problem and that was how the guy said he wished he knew a babalawo that could end the issue. And that reminded me of an Ebira man I once heard about to be a baba. And so we went to search for him

To be contd....

Looking back at the life I lived, I can only thank God for being alive. Before the incident, I never and still don't believe in juju as in it can't harm me.

There was this friend of mine whose dad was a commissioner before he died. This guy got used to money to the extent that his mum gave him 2.5m for school fees and other expenses while he was in St Caritas university. But we used that money and ran to exile some where in jos, squandered the whole money on girls and booze. Since then, the mum stopped giving him money.

So one day, he stole the mum's gold earrings and necklace to go and sell, but unfortunately the items fell out from the text book he hid them, right in the front of the mum just as he was going out. So the mum padlocked her room but the determined boy still broke in and stole it while she was at work.


That day, we went and sold everything to the amount of 200k (we later learnt that the original price was more than double of what we sold it) we went back home and prepared for another exile again. That was how we disappeared with the money and spent it on what we know how to do best - girls, drugs and booze. We really enjoyed ourselves not knowing what was waiting for us back home.



To be contd....

... hi everyone, this short story I'm about to share is a true life event. Nothing but the gospel truth.

Typing...

bolinjkezzy:
Do you think that religion explanation of god is the only definition to what god is? Am not an adherence of any religion but definitely believe in god. Just because you don't buy religion view of god doesn't mean you have to be an atheist

I respect anything that people choose to worship even if it is an idol. That's why I don't mock anybody's God. But me personally, I no longer believe in such things.

Lordygram:
hmm thats cool, i have a very close friend there, i do visit him at times when i feel like moving away from my comfort zone... I guess another beauty queen like you, will be added into unizik b4 december.

hahaha, this niqqur don dey arrange trap for the innocent girl

bolinjkezzy:
You are right about religion but that doesn't justify why you became an atheist

yeah, it doesn't. The whole concept of religion is not in tune with what is happening in life. So many things don't add up. For instance, how does fasting make God answer prayers quickly? If it does, then we'll have to be fasting everyday so that we get what we need. But in what way does it benefit him?

bolinjkezzy:
You became an atheist simply because you don't believe I. religion or you hate religion?

both. Religion is the greatest epidemic to hit mankind. All the capital wars in the world are associated to religion.