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dayo2me:
dayo2me

#SelfLove ko?

HumanistMike:
Your dick is small.













Your brain is small.

obooyyyeh, see finishing

ba7man:
Witnesses is all you need.

have the girl lure him to a venue where you can conveniently hide and capture everything with your phone. if you are a bahd sharp niqqur, you can use the evidence to blackmail him into paying you for a job well done, then go ahead and still report him

NB: heed to this advice only if you've got the liver to do that or else you might land yourself into a big pot of ewedu trouble

some people go just come online and post their pictures for the public to insult them despite knowing that they look like reptiles

......nevertheless, i must thank the op because people like him always make me realize i'm a fine boy, no pimples

hell year!!! you are not cheap, you are for free not for sale

Patented:
Bros abeg move on..........nothing for u there again.....make the most of ur life

@ op, heed to this bro's advice

comshots:
Weak heart.

God bless you for this comment. Not even death of a loved one would ever make me shed tears talkless of a cheating hoelosho

So what about the woman Abi na only man go dey show luv?

OZAOEKPE:
They should start using age barrier on romance section and politics cause I'm scared for theae kids. A sworn affidavit should be used before they allow children rubbish this forum...

I agree with you. Kids all over the forum. The worst thing is that they'll come here and be messing threads with their childish reasoning

Mr Ten is here again with his 10 reasons why. . .

DeadRat:
. I No Go Die o. God Forbid

But you are dead already nah. Abi no be your name be Deadrat?

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

and then after eating the food you cooked later in the night he will still eat the one inside your skirt

Kai!!!!! Wetin man no go see for this nairaland

He didn't last long enough

Papiikush:
All these idiot guys are just busting our secrets

I tire for them. Na to pour san, san inside our garri dey sabi

lathrowinger:
More pics plz... I gat plenty Vaseline

bros, there is love in sharing

You just wasted a significant amount of your time today to type this. Those boys will never listen rather, this will even ginger them the more

If your wife truly possesses those features, then I'm sorry for you. Meat for soldiers

motun2017:
Gtbank be wondering if im still alive. lol.

same here

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I have a question to all guys here, can you kiss a guy for £1m?

Op, better look forward to something else because a day when comments on nairaland won't be insults will never come.

Maybe in the next generation sha. . .

Slayer2:
Na so God create me o, I don't have feelings.

Don't conclude just yet cos i'm sure there is a girl out there that is having the keys to your MUMU button. it's just a matter of time.

what do you care? shebi she is your ex. also, your OLDER BROTHER is capable of taking care of himself; apparently, he is older than you are so he should be having more experience in matters like this unless of course he is not a coded niqqur

My own issue is on sexuality section. Allow us to be uploading mojo and other x-rated stuffs

fayded:
U dey dey awake by ds time nko... I guess u are on night duty at security post

this gguy, you are very wicked

greatermax77:
You people have come again ooo. Is it that u people do not learn or what?
U are enjoying some amount of power today is because we are in rainy season, the volume of water is high now. wait & see if u have this kind of light by january 2018.
Zombees said this in Semptember 2015 & 2016 & keep mute imediately dry season sets in

is this the first time we are in raining season? I think what the op is saying is that for the first time, it is different.

Meanwhile, midolian, you are correct. I am in ilorin, and truthfully the power supply has improved.

holatin:
what does the combination does

Dont try it!

Coca-Cola and tramaol

Lovetinz:
You have been friend zoned!
Fastest way to get into her: Buy a Range Rover Sport.
Slow way: Break all contacts, pull back!
After a Long while. Re-attack with all the resources at your disposal.

bros you be real pro.