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CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Braids His Wife’s Hair, Fans React by goingape: 11:51pm On May 10, 2016
Yieldings:
That's sweet.

I hope my future man can braid my hair too. Where he at, tho? undecided
no! your future husband will chop your hair if you don't start practicing how to successfully mix different juju to knot your husband head to dummy undecided
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Braids His Wife’s Hair, Fans React by goingape: 11:48pm On May 10, 2016
henryanna36:
Read more. http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/so-romantic-fans-react-as-ebuka-obi.html
why do Yoruba WOMEN like using juju on their husband?
RomanceRe: How To Stop Your Girlfriend From Destroying Your Finances!! by goingape: 9:55pm On May 10, 2016
layla129:
Errm, i have seen how most Nigerians guys complain about how their ladies love money and so on but the truth is everyone is craving for a better life and future. If not, why do some guys also say they can't marry an uneducated lady or an unemployed lady?

Anyways, here are some things i feel guys can do to limit the way some ladies prey on them.

1. Its simple be honest with her.
If your budget can't handle going out, tell her. If you can't afford the expensive dresses, bags and so on, tell her. She is going to respect your willpower and how responsible you are with money. If she balks, she is not the girl for you.

2. Be honest with yourself.
Truth is, some guys like to brag, show off and what's not...you clearly know you can't afford some things she requests for but you decide to play along. The more you prove you can afford those things, the more requests she brings.

3. Save for get aways and trips.
You don't just plan trips and expensive shopping overnight, you save for them...it makes spending a lot easier and fun.

4. Save for presents also.

If you explain things to her properly, i'm sure she'll understand if she means well for you and if not, what will be will be.

5. Tell her you can't withdraw from your account because of BVN grin
any person who go by this is as FOOLISH as the OP undecided

don't be honest with any fucking WOMAN you are not yet married to!

save for only yourself and let that APE of your girlfriend work for herself! are you are fatherundecided


let us be honest with our self! is your girlfriend your top priority? why will you be honest with your girlfriend and not be honest with your family! is it because of her yansh that's you are honest?

doing number 5 is like going to the zoo and telling a lion that your body is not fleshundecided

tell that STVPID black girlfriend of yours that is your father not responsible for you?

I'm your father!

don't you have two hand to work!


even PROSTITUTE do work for money and who are you undecided
EventsRe: A White Man Marrying A Yoruba Lady (Photos) by goingape: 11:48am On May 10, 2016
popcykaylah:
no wonder you think and talk like a gorilla
how you seen a gorilla talking BEFORE undecided


why are you thinking like a fowl?
EventsRe: A White Man Marrying A Yoruba Lady (Photos) by goingape: 11:23pm On May 09, 2016
lashout1:
lol;
I will advice that man to use hypo and Iroki or goko cleanser before sex,
First use 1L of hypo and smokers brush to skapus the opri
Next pour one full bottle of goko or iroki inside the opri
drink one full bottle to kill...

Else sex her at his peril.
no amount cleanliness go prevent you from geting there disease! them go still give the guy there disease them park for body.


there are dirty beyond recognition
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel If Your Ex Girlfriend Is Dating Your Friend? by goingape: 11:06pm On May 09, 2016
pinkiberry:
how would you feel if your ex girlfriend is dating your friend? especially if you don't really love the girl as such when you guys were dating, you just liked her. Will you be mad or jealous at their serious relationship which depict that they love each other?
something is wrong with your head undecided

you are asking me how would I feel?

how would you feel if your dad is sleeping with another woman apart from your mother undecided


yes that feeling!
EventsRe: A White Man Marrying A Yoruba Lady (Photos) by goingape: 11:02pm On May 09, 2016
Mekurexx:
Nairaland is lowkey tribalistic! More favorable news for yorubas and then igbos (drugs), hausa (more bad news). I mean is this yoruba lady the first person to marry a white man? Well I may be wrong but I just noticed the array of news that grace the home page
if you hear Hausa just know that there are talking about herdsmen or boko


shall NAIRALAND is owned by a Yoruba man. that's what you expect!
EventsRe: A White Man Marrying A Yoruba Lady (Photos) by goingape: 10:56pm On May 09, 2016
lashout1:
yorubad women Na minus for kitchen, run leave husband if tins difficult or dey lash outside if they have no choice to stay, they don't even know how to care for their kids (hang 2months old kid do back on top byke) that is y 95% of them have air-head.
lol very true.
and the worse of all is that them don't know how to use toilet undecided

I'm sure there are the people who invent spider man or short put when using the toilet.
EventsRe: A White Man Marrying A Yoruba Lady (Photos) by goingape: 10:50pm On May 09, 2016
ayindejimmy:
Him say he wants to marry Yoruba girl..
We tell him he should go buy Yoruba clothing.. Him say no problem..
learn Yoruba dance..
He say no problem..
Come with your family
He say no problem..

He was ready to do whatever it takes to marry Yoruba girl because Yoruba girls are Simply the best!!!

Beni abi Beko?


Courtesy :
Proudly Yoruba

https://mobile.facebook.com/113637815439005/photos/a.147414752061311.31033.113637815439005/802106369925476/?type=3&source=48
the Yoruba girl use JUJU to get this man.


we know there are the manufacturer of touch and follow.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Dangers Of Staring At The Sun As Mercury Transit Tomorrow May 9. by goingape: 3:00am On May 09, 2016
duketunde:
What you need to Know as the incredibly rare celestial event which will see Mercury appear in front of our home star.

This rare astronomical event which occurs just 13 times each century will pass in front on the sun tomorrow Monday May 9, 2016. But it's not one of those event you rush out to view, because anyone who stares at the sun as the tiny black spot makes its journey past the sun risk permanent damage to their eyesight.


This relatively tiny planet will begin its journey past the sun at just after midday in most parts of the world.

It will then be visible as a tiny black spot as it spends 7.5 hours "transiting" our parent star.

According to NASA "Due to its diminutive size, viewing this event safely requires a telescope or high-powered binoculars fitted with solar filters made of specially-coated glass or Mylar."

The transit of Mercury will be observable across the whole of Western Europe, South America, the eastern part of North America, West Africa, and the western region of North Africa.

Mercury is the planet which is closest to the sun and is named after the famous "winged messenger" of Roman mythology.

See the transit path of the celestial event below:

- http://www.duketundesblog.com/2016/05/the-dangers-of-staring-at-sun-as.html#sthash.zCyD7Pwt.dpuf
the world is coming to an end very soon!


repent yee people of unrepented heart for ya days will be the tribulation of this earth for terror will be yee nightmare
FamilyRe: My Husband Beats Me With Cutlass; Targeting My Eyes- Domestic Violence Victim by goingape: 7:36pm On May 08, 2016
EdifiedCEO:
She left this comment on a post on Facebook where people were talking about domestic violence victim, Ronke Shonde.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/my-husband-beats-me-with-cutlass.html
nonsense!


WOMEN can lie!


I will never believe any domestic violence proclaim by WOMEN.
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Electricity Bill Is 90million Naira Per Month. by goingape: 3:34pm On May 08, 2016
jojothaiv:
Sarcasm......
I'm out of here!!!
undecided
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 3:28pm On May 08, 2016
montezz:
Mr. Ancient ape abi goingape see your life. See as pesin wey get brain dey answer question.
Thanks dear.
ape
EducationRe: ABU Zaria Electricity Bill Is 90million Naira Per Month. by goingape: 3:26pm On May 08, 2016
jojothaiv:
No wonder you stand with the apes on major decision making.....
because apes is ruling this country instead of humans
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 3:24pm On May 08, 2016
cloudgoddess:
This isn't how evolution works, you are ignorant on what the process entails. Please read the explanation I posted about ten posts above.
you are the IGNORANT one
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 2:52pm On May 08, 2016
montezz:
Lol and you reason even less than a rat. I asked you to prove otherwise and u came up with that shit?
If you know your brain can't process or give a concise explanation to my question why not hide yourself under ur priest's cloak and pray that an intelligent fellow answer d question so u can also learn. Oponu agbaya.
APE
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 2:38pm On May 08, 2016
montezz:
U r getting it wrong. I was only asking you to prove that scientific claims about human existence is wrong and don't give me the inaccurate biblical facts.
no wonder you look like baboon!


that's your prove ^^


believe anything you want to believe! that's nor of my problem. if science said that you originate from APE believe it.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 11:32am On May 08, 2016
BiafranAmerican:
Yea right? They say you got to die before you go to Hell fire but what you dont ask is if fire can burn spirit, cos thats what you are after your physical body dies.

And they tell you ..that heaven is real and you will go there and yet you dont ask which planet heaven is. You nees to ask the latitude and longitude or even gprs cordinates so i can plan with Elon Musk's SpaceX to ferry my G-wagon there. I cant just function in heaven...without driving my lovel Mercedes on the Streets of heaven.

Think, you are human not a goat.
you got what you want to believe:


your ideology your problem
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 11:17am On May 08, 2016
BiafranAmerican:
The story of creation according to the Bible is bull shiit. Adam ate a certain apple and realize he was naked ? was he blind before ? Cain killed Abel and then was killed by another man who is not Adam the remaining man in the garden. And this tree of good and evil has gone extinct. and i heard snake was punished to crawl and legs taken away from it as punishment for betraying Eve. what nonsense, sounds like a reptile lost its legs. when was the last time a snake even communicate in himan language and if not how did snake interact with Eve.

And again...why did your God create black and white only...e supposed to create green humans too. Belief is not something worth mental investment. knowledge beats belief any day.
if someone didn't understand something he will classifier that stuff as RUBBISH.

it may look RUBBISH to you because you don't understand it.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 11:01am On May 08, 2016
BiafranAmerican:
Yes especially my family. Thanks for asking, Mr. Born again Christian. The candidate of heaven.
why do you find it offensive when someone called you an APE but yet still proving we originated from APE undecided


your spirit is fighting that demonic theory.

gladly tell the world that your family have a genetic trace of APEs belonging to the gorilla species

Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 10:56am On May 08, 2016
montezz:
Can you logically prove otherwise?
the Ethiopian calendar is backward by 3 years i guess!


930 years may not be exactly 930 because they use a different calendar to calculate there own time and during those time Adam begat daughters and son but the bible only concentrate on the men history down to his son.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 10:48am On May 08, 2016
BiafranAmerican:
Its just a story and no story is bad. You can chose to believe fairy tales. There is no God in religious context but there is God as Source of All. We do not have soul, we are soul, we have a body. So we are primarily photons of God with earthly body just here to experience earth, our creation.

plantz, animalz, rocks, sun, moon every planets are all sparks of God spiralled into space.

Over the eons, plantz are cross-bred, animals of different species mate, monkeys are fuccked by baboons when ho.rny without their species. Human species were formed in a cross-breeding of neanderthals with other species of homo erectus. The original specie of humans are resident in central africa, asians are massively products of mating with neaderthals. Thanks for that, our species was able to survive the diseases that regular species cant.

Today, some human race are more evolved than others and the creator force programmed hierarchy of dimension of existence. we are not just made of earth and doomed at death. We are primarily souls with earth body also existing in ethereal body, causal body, mental body, psychic body, soul body at same time and each of these bodies are tuned on the frequencies of each dimension but our consciously during active day is modulated by the brain so we feel physical environment but aylt night when consciouaness shifts to ethereal body we call it dream. it is actually our existence at other planes cos our brain transfers consciousness during sleep. we exist in different dimensions all at the same time but our consciousness defines if we are in physical plane, dream or causal or at soul plane. folks, we are looking at creation as a matrix of some sort an entire hologram with multiple existences. string theory in physics explains further. God is us and we are God...we created this earth and other planets and we are here to experience our creation while still recreating it building houses etc. Earth is even an electro magnetic grid
Got to stop here, I got a new baby to create with my wife.
So your family mate with apes and begat you due to your explanation

Or your grandfather is a descendant of apes
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 10:41am On May 08, 2016
cloudgoddess:
The answer is that the biblical account of human origins is glaringly false. The bible was written and compiled by people in ancient 1st century civilizations who had no way of knowing their true origins due to the absence of modern archaeological, biological & geographical knowledge, talk less of having any clue about DNA and genetics and how to trace lineages by studying sequencing data.

There is no possible way, genetically or geographically, for all humans to have originated from a single pair of humans located somewhere in the middle eastern territory 6,000 or so years ago. There are even manmade tools and relics found throughout the world that date back far older than the proposed creation of biblical Adam and Eve. Modern humans were preceded by a large population of pre-modern hominids (not a single pair), and the many races we see today are a result of over 100,000 years of migration, adaptation, and genetic diversion from Africa.
going by this! you are buying the ideal that YOU originate from APE!


science can talk RUBBISH.


this is a centuries debate and no reasonable answer yet known.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Created Only Adam And Eve,how Did Others Come About by goingape: 10:28am On May 08, 2016
Sirnose:
Hello peeps!..good evening
There has been a nagging question i have asking,but have'nt gotten an answer.
The question is,if God only created Adam and Eve,and they in turn begat Caine and Abel,who begot every other person on earth as at then.we are told that after God cast Caine out of His presence,he became a wanderer and eventually got a wife and married her(Gen.5 vs 17).
Where did this wife of Caine come from?
Did God created other people after Adam and Eve?
Why was it not recorded in d Bible?
Is the compilation of the Bible even complete?
if God only create your mother and father and your mother give birth to you and your sister!

won't you go into your sister and begot another daughter and son!
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend In Traffic In Yaba Today by goingape: 10:25am On May 08, 2016
Blakberrybabes2:
We all thought it was a movie or photoshoot (due to the presence of the photographer) when this man went down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! At that moment, the whole traffic stopped. That was when we knew it’s real life. Even the policewoman directing traffic had no choice but to watch in amazement. It happened at Agnes junction close to St. Dominic Catholic church/Our Lady’s secondary school.

It was later gathered that the guy had spoken to the traffic warden about his intention before he went ahead so the warden helped him steer away traffic for the minutes it’d take him to do his "stunt". If not, with the kind of crazy driving in Lagos ehn, one vehicle would just com’an hit them without caring that it’s love they are doing…



Source: http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/nigerian-guy-proposes-to-his-girlfriend.html
this ediot want to kill himself because of WOMAN undecided
FamilyRe: Crazy Things Women Do To Save Their Marriages by goingape: 10:13am On May 08, 2016
kenonze:
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Kids everywhere
prostitutes everywhere
FamilyRe: Crazy Things Women Do To Save Their Marriages by goingape: 10:12am On May 08, 2016
dare2differ:
Your mother must be really da**smiley. You know she is emotional and judgemental. I bet you are one of her life's mistakeswink






To think that this thing also call himself man too., the world is indeed coming to an endshocked
for you to call on someone's mother shows that you lack dignity and self respect!

keep talk RUBBISH behind your phone.


have a nice day!
FamilyRe: Crazy Things Women Do To Save Their Marriages by goingape: 10:07am On May 08, 2016
kenonze:
Kids everywhere
if you expect someone to marry you, you are on a long thing.

you dress as if you are a night walker but yet still craving for a special man to meet you undecided


you are the problem of your own problems.
FamilyRe: Crazy Things Women Do To Save Their Marriages by goingape: 12:39am On May 08, 2016
matrix199:
What do you want me to enlighten you on? A woman who wants to save her marriage should save it the right way. How does sleeping with a religious trickster, or a native doctor save her marriage?


The problem with Africa is over-spirituality. They believe the spirit realm controls the physical. If that's so, then countries like America, Switzerland, France, UK, have found more favor in the spirit realm than any country in Africa, in spite of our fanaticism in religion.


Well, it's in the nature of men who married for marriage sake, to cheat on their wives when the marriages lose savor. No religious succour, or diabolic means, can save or amend such marriages.


Single ladies should endeavor necessary tests or checks are put in place to at least ascertain integrity of the men they are into. if I was a lady, I may consider asking a friend to crush on my man to see if he'll admit he's committed to someone else and can't cheat on her, or admit he's committed and stil want to cheat, or deny he's not committed at all. That wld help me ascertain his integrity.
did you look YOURSELF before you write this stuff undecided

you are hearing husband snatcher everywhere and yet still advising people to use this tactic!
if you are a lady you won't say this stuff but trying to hide the man from ya fellow female friends....

WOMEN ARE there own enemy! just sit one corner and let then breaks there heads.
FamilyRe: Crazy Things Women Do To Save Their Marriages by goingape: 12:15am On May 08, 2016
MarieSucre:
Stop wasting time replying my comments. Go outside that your shell and start asking women questions so that you don't come out looking like an intelligent fool in front of your wife.
you just said it yourself!

your comment is a waste of time!


don't worry I won't reply your wasteful comment since you still don't understand or rather in that shell you are!

last note! stop living in your past and learn to walk forward not backward wink
FamilyRe: Crazy Things Women Do To Save Their Marriages by goingape: 12:07am On May 08, 2016
MarieSucre:
You're damn too arrogant. You don't know anything. And you don't care to learn.

Small sense is all you need my brother. Except you're a Benin winch, how are you going to know the reply we're going to give?

My brother go out and asks questions and stop wallowing in self-inflicted ignorance.
judgmental beings and yet keep making life's mistake over and over again!


anyway! stop putting too much emotion in ya writeup! you are proving what that guy above said about using emotion instead of brain!

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