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RomanceRe: A Lady's Response To A Guy Who Sent Her A Pic Of His Genitals by goingape1: 1:58pm On Oct 25, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Maybe it wasn't pleasant to her eyesight... We ladies, we admire joystix as well like how we admire ur faces boiz... grin
so your father peniis dey attractive undecided


just saying!
BusinessRe: 6 Reasons Why Shopping Online Is Awesome And Why You Should Do It Now by goingape1: 11:26am On Oct 25, 2016
importexpert:
eCommerce and Online Shopping has now gone a long way; it has changed the way consumers and entrepreneurs do business today. It hasn't wiped out the idea of shopping in a physical store, but it gave the consumers an alternative means to shop and a bigger market that offers bigger savings. Also, gone are the days when huge risks are at stake when you shop online. Today, online shopping has become one of the most secured transactions done on the internet. That's why for the most part, there's a huge advantage that consumers could leverage from by shopping online. In case you haven't fully embraced the idea of this modern day shopping practice, here's a list of reason why you should do so now.

1. Easy Access, Effortless Purchase
The most fundamental reason why many people choose to shop online is because of its convenience. You could easily make a purchase straight from your desk with your smartphone or computer. What's even better is that you can shop anytime in the day even during night time beyond mall operating hours. Basically, it could save you the time and the effort spent walking into different retail stores just to look for that pair of shoes that your favorite celebrity just wore.

For products that couldn't be found in local retailers, you could go ahead and expand your search from different stores based on different geography. Shopping online won't limit your shopping experience according to your location, so the possibilities of finding a good buy are virtually limitless. If you have the money to shop, there's really no reason for you to not get your hands on that clothes or those pair of shoes that you've been eyeing. Only a bad internet connection can stop you from doing a shopping spree.

2. Best Deals in Town
One of the reasons why online shopping offers a better deal a lot of times than retailers is because many of these online shops are actually direct manufacturers or suppliers. With online shopping, the chance of dealing directly with these manufacturers is high. Many online stores will offer you a better deal compared to retailers in your local market, it will also give you access to a wider selection of exclusive products which can be rarely found in offline. Also, for people who love to shop by bulk, manufacturers and suppliers usually offer money saving deals to consumers: the bigger the quantity of your purchase, the cheaper the prices will go. This is ideal for entrepreneurs who source their products directly from manufacturers. Not only is online shopping beneficial for your day to day shopping needs, it can also be a good source of income. Many brick and mortar businesses actually leverage from online shopping.

3. More Variety

The number of shops you could find and the number of products that you could choose from is massive online. If you're trendy and you love to shop for the latest style of clothes, online shopping will open the doors to a wide array of fashion-forward closets because you can shop from retailers based in different parts of the world. Apart from that, stocks are more abundant compared to a physical store. Also, ordering before a product is launched has already become common nowadays, giving the consumers the ability to get their hands on the latest gadget or trending clothes once it hits the market.

4. Easy Price Comparison and Product Analysis

Konga, jumia dealdey etc and all other big e-commerce sites make it easy for users to find a product offered by different shops. These online shopping platforms also allow consumers to compare products, prices, and stores, to provide them the ability to come up with better judgment when it comes to choosing different deals offered in their platform. Also, these sites are a platform for consumers to share their experience with a seller or store and a product to forewarn consumers of possible issues or praise and recommend a product and a store. With that, choosing between different stores and products and knowing which to avoid will be a lot easier for consumers.

5. Discounts are Everywhere!

One of the best things about online shopping is that discounts, vouchers, and coupons can easily be found on the internet and be availed! Many stores offer email notification and newsletters for seasonal and random discounts, while other websites simply offer coupons. Discounts are store initiated and they are usually offered by retailers directly from their shop.

On the other hand, voucher and coupons is a different story. These coupons are mostly featured in mainstream media platforms like magazines and newspaper, but today their availability online has been increasing especially with the rise of aggregate websites that gather coupons from different stores and retailers. This online marketplace for discount vouchers and coupons are called coupon stores. Coupon stores are the best place to find daily deals and promo codes for different products online. These coupons can help you save a good amount of money through discounts and promotions.


6. Discreet Way to Shop

Last but not the least, the privacy that you get for shopping online is unparalleled. Purchases that you make on the internet are delivered straight to your doorsteps. This is the reason why many sex-related products are highly sold online, due to the fact that consumers prefer to purchase these away from the prying eye of the shoppers in public. The privacy that you get from online shopping is not just limited to those products though, it applies to every transaction that you do.

With so much to gain and nothing to lose, there's basically no reason why you shouldn't give online shopping a try. After all, there's really nothing much to it, all it takes is just a few clicks.
7. FAKE PRODUCT!

many fake product are online!

the like of jumia and konga used to sell fake fake product.
CelebritiesRe: Samantha Walsh Called "Skeleton" By A Fan. She Fires Back by goingape1: 10:25am On Oct 24, 2016
Tayo64:
Between TV personality, Samantha Walsh, and a wondering follower..internet trolls sha..lol


source: http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/mtv-base-presenter-samantha-walsh-fires-back-fan-called-skeleton/
head big pass yansh!

wonderment!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Caught Bush Meat In Cameroon. PHOTOS by goingape1: 2:24pm On Oct 23, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
A gallant Nigerian soldier currently on official duty at Cameroonian border, shared photos of himself after catching two bush meat (monitor lizard) which he plans to eat as Sunday meal. The brave soldier, Henry Edobor, captioned the photos; A wonderful Sunday with this two bush meat and nothing concern Buhari government with bush meat so u guys should join me

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/nothing-concern-buhari-see-what.html
catch boko haram you dey catch meat!
PoliticsRe: Abaya, The Only Person Dino Melaye Follows On Instagram (photos) by goingape1: 2:20pm On Oct 23, 2016
Flirtyjane:
Controversial Senator, Dino Melaye Follows only one person on Instagram and she is a pretty lady known as Abaya. It could only mean the lady is very special. See some of her stunning photos.

http://www.newsentryportal.com/2016/10/see-pretty-lady-and-only-person-dino.html
you call this pretty undecided

were is the pretty about her?


fat people are not pretty! never you call fat people pretty!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls, Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Prime If You Must Marry. by goingape1: 11:39am On Oct 22, 2016
warmachine:
Madam
Y is it to you ladies being nice and jovial means u are being cheap.... Not every guy likes the useless hard to get drama...me I go just walk the other way. .and that doesn't mean I'm not serious.. It just means the lady is immature. ...if u like me y act up like u don't.... Hu get that time to dy "redisturb" u?. .definitely not me...na only God I fit "redisturb"...and however being cheap to me is when u sell your priceless self and values for money no matter how much...big or small !
it is only in naija ladies think that being nice will see them cheap!



that's why you see will many of them in the Street useless because of that god forsaken mentality!


naija girls are mentally ret@rded,


#nocure yet
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls, Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Prime If You Must Marry. by goingape1: 11:34am On Oct 22, 2016
firstking01:
In no particular order..



At your prime, flee from sleeping with a married man cos that's the time they will come flocking around you...i mean usain bolt yourself away cos you can't bear the consequences in the future(karma)undecided


At your prime, stop playing boyfriend and girlfriend game, for Godsake you are at your prime you don't have time again if he's not willing to take you down the isle unbolt him and let him give other suitors wayundecided

At your prime moderate your taste and bring it under control...i mean don't settle for less but be moderate in your choice of partnerundecided

At your prime you shouldn't play hard to get....be more open and jovial especially to the male folks cos some of them must woo you, from their make your choice carefullyundecided

At your prime, keep your options open even if you are engaged cos there's NO written agreement or guarrantee that he must marry you, reason is because you are at your primeundecided…inshort there's NOTHING like engagement in the bible sef, even mary was bethroted joseph and not engaged to her so therefore, every "engagement is prone to breaking"undecided

At your prime, ensure you aren't idle cos NO man wants a liability as a wife…either you have a good handwork or you are working alreadyundecided

At your prime you must have known how to pray...forget the nature of men, we love you more when you love Godundecided


Ok, the above epistle is strictly for girls/ladies who believe in marriage and ofcourse as a nigerian we solely and strongly believe in marriage...but however, if you think you are guilty in any one of these it's never too late you should be thanking God you are opportuned to see this...what you need to do now is refasten your seatbelt and retrace your steps and hit the right markundecided...


Ok, thank you.
did you think there will hear undecided

there will he there fvcking old old men for money and expect one innocent guy to marry them!

rubbish set of creature
RomanceRe: Ladies This Is How To Ask A Nigerian Guy Out. by goingape1: 5:30pm On Oct 21, 2016
firstking01:
Any guy waiting for a "nigerian girl" to ask him out should be ready to remain single for lifeundecided
my bae was the one who ask me out!

and our relationship is a strong as a rock but she is not a Nigeria girl!


no Nigeria girl will ever ask you out! those creature have some some mental problem which no know psychologist can detect.
CareerRe: Things To Consider Before Dating A Co-worker by goingape1: 7:26am On Oct 20, 2016
try that shiiit once!
not cool at all not cool!
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo & His Wife At A Crusade In Botswana (Photos) by goingape1: 8:31pm On Oct 19, 2016
ok

CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello At Hertfordshire University In London, Having Fun (pics,vid) by goingape1: 12:15pm On Oct 19, 2016
remi144:
korede bello son jazzy..... God I want to travel to the US even if I will not av job buh I want to travel to see how life looks like ova der I envy nairalanders sharing photos of dem in d STATES.
believe me!

you don't wanna travel to that place!

life is hell over there!

here is the best place to stay!

no paying task!


I'm my own water board!

if vex catch me too much I go put solar panel for my house come become my own light bill


I plant my own food!

I am a farmer! (entrepreneur)

what more can you enjoy here!

I control white chicks down here and send her back!
FamilyRe: Between A Guy And A Girl Begging For Alm (Photos) by goingape1: 10:13pm On Oct 18, 2016
saintdennis:
jfj

From the article: We played, we giggled, we loved, we shared... The next day we followed them home, connected with their mother (a single mother of 3)and we found out that little smart Abigail and her 12yr old elder brother have never been to school before


From my post:Sorry but I find it annoying for people to bring kids they can't feed into this world.



Where did I talk about orphans??

You're just ignorant... I pity you
I pity your mother who used her yansh to born and idiot!
FamilyRe: Between A Guy And A Girl Begging For Alm (Photos) by goingape1: 5:46pm On Oct 18, 2016
saintdennis:
Sorry but I find it annoying for people to bring kids they can't feed into this world.

Instead of the mother to hand a 12year old to a tailor, stylist etc to work as a help while learning the skill (apprenticeship) they are sending them to beg on the streets?

It shows the family has a covenant with poverty.
if your mama born you and she come die the next day follow by ya papa!

who go come feed you. undecided

stop vomiting rubbish
HealthRe: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by goingape1: 10:53pm On Oct 17, 2016
prettyboi1989:
fire ke? u wana fry d guys meat, a beer bottle melts at 1000 degrees Celsius. breaking the bottle could have been impossible because of the suction. the bottle has attached itself to the man's diick, so any attempt to hit the bottle in a bid to break it will cause serious pains and might even cause damage.
you be Doctor?

breaking the bottle would be easier than amputating...


I hear that there are doing prick transfer! them must have saw free prick and wanted to give it to their donor
RomanceRe: I Met Her Stranded In A Bar And Did This. by goingape1: 9:40pm On Oct 17, 2016
Miztadynamix:
Yesterday was a very wonderful day and I stepped out to give myself a treat like I normally do every Sunday. There is a cool lounge I normally go chill out every Sunday alone and I am very use to the place.

Yesterday when I was there to chill and watch a match, take pepper soup and my special wine, I observed a certain lady siting alone on one side. At first I honestly didn't pay any attention to the Lady because I felt she was waiting for someone. Over an hour went by and she was still there alone and what made me start wondering was the fact that she took just a bottle of malt for over one hour.

Somehow I went to ease myself and on my way back I just tried to greet her and when she responded nice I asked her to join me on in my table. I then offered her wine, peppersoup and stuffs which she accepted and was grateful then we talked at length and she told me how she traveled down to give her boyfriend a surprise visit because his birthday is today but when she got to his place, she found her bf has another lady which almost caused a big fight but she avoided it by just leaving and all. Because of the timing she was stranded because she only have money that could take her back to school but then she doesn't have were to pass the night because it was late.

To cut the long story short, after everything, I took her to a hotel, paid a night for her in a comfortable room and also gave her N10k to hold just incase of anything. I didn't enter the hotel room for anything, I did everything at the reception and when she asked for my number I declined giving her. She also pleaded I take her number but I also declined and she was shocked. I left and went my way and I know she is probably OK and on her way back to school.

I know some ladies think these things don't happen and every guy will want to go inbetween your legs before they help you. There are guys that will even do more than I did without thinking of anything.
dude! you are the biggest fool I have ever come across!



we need to castrate men like you!

what will a woman doing at a bar waiting undecided

why will a woman start telling your her story without hesitation?


your mumu too much abeg. that money you suppose use am send to ya mama or help your fellow guy needy but you carry am dey help one olushi you just meet!


you too svpid abeg.
RomanceRe: Kenyan Woman Claims She Was Assaulted By Her Nigerian Baby Daddy by goingape1: 9:22pm On Oct 17, 2016
do we have Kenyan moderator here?
FamilyRe: Why I Wash My Wife's Clothes - Nigerian Man by goingape1: 9:14pm On Oct 17, 2016
africanboy:
that part is the problem. many ladies want you to help with chores but finances is solely a man's duty.
true talk!

that's why there are called fishbrain.
FamilyRe: Why I Wash My Wife's Clothes - Nigerian Man by goingape1: 9:11pm On Oct 17, 2016
Florblu:
This is one of the ways use in separating men from boys
then what is the way use in separating olushi from girls? undecided
FamilyRe: Why I Wash My Wife's Clothes - Nigerian Man by goingape1: 9:03pm On Oct 17, 2016
anthonydunamis:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157598542060076&id=567405075
you should as well wash your wife yansh undecided




women will always take you as a fool when you start doing all those chores!
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Kisses And Gropes His 14-Year-Old Girlfriend & Posts Pics On Facebook by goingape1: 12:29pm On Oct 17, 2016
Lilimax:
I hope this guy will be arrested by authorities concerned embarassed
Infact, I'm going to delve into this matter and will make a scape goat out of this boy...
if the authorities are not arresting those pedophile religion set of people, while will the authorities concern itself with this!
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Kisses And Gropes His 14-Year-Old Girlfriend & Posts Pics On Facebook by goingape1: 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2016
PapiNigga:
Imagine! The photos was shared on social media by the boy, He wrote: No Kissing Baby And No Touching'' then a Facebook user, Aguguo Ifechi who was familiar with the 14-year-old teen girl re-posted and shared some detail about her.

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/10/see-what-this-14-year-old-girl-her.html?m=1
since one particular religion is doing this who I'm to judge

that's non of my business

EducationRe: Universities In South Africa To Introduce Bsc Witchcraft (photo) by goingape1: 12:48am On Oct 17, 2016
skondo09:
Many Yorubas will be the lecturers
Fix!
CelebritiesRe: Stephenie Korie Slapped By An Army Officer by goingape1: 12:22am On Oct 17, 2016
Afro3:
Military Humiliation!!! Ex- IMO State Beauty Queen Slapped By An Army Officer


Immediate past Miss Imo State Queen, Stephenie Korie was yesterday night humiliated by undressed army man at a graduation party of her friends.

Read her reaction and the full gist below: 

"Nigeria has turned to something else where men treat women with no respect. I'm so disappointed with our military;  they treat women with no respect . I've been hearing stuffs about the things they  do in Aba, Abia States but didn't believe until it happened to me tonight . I actually went to my friends graduation party with my younger sis  in my school, when all of a sudden some guys started fighting. I wasn't comfortable so we had to go out and we where about leaving when a guy approached me ( army officer not dressed in his uniform )  and asked me of the people with us; I was surprised because I was invited and didn't know much people in the party. But I didn't answer him then ,he told me he would slap me if I don't tell him. I was surprised and asked him why? Before I could recall what was happening he gave me a dirty slap. Now I'm wondering; do men go about slapping  any female they see? or the men in our country have lost the respect they have for women? It is a big shame for a soldier in the Nigerian  army to act with such irresponsible behaviour. And when he was asked why he did what he did, his reply was "do you know who I am" #StandAgainstMilitaryIntimidation #MenShouldNotHitWomenForNoReason #TheMilitaryShouldProtectAndNotIntimidateOurWomen‎"


What do you think?

http://www.abujapress.com/2016/10/military-humiliation-ex-imo-state.html?m=0
shut up you piece of shiiit!

you did something to deserved that slap!
RomanceRe: (photo)it's HARD To Find Girls With This Kind Of Beauty That Can by goingape1: 12:13am On Oct 17, 2016
SammyT95:
guuy!!! u may be right over, it's like u just opened my eye nw ahhhhh can the really be banging those doctors? but some of this lecturers are old and married nw
Bros! those old men are clueless!

when I was doing my master so time ago! those girls used to troop in to my supervisor, and my supervisor once said to me that he can't count the number of girls he had bang in other to give them E or D depending on there level of commitment!

it happens in all uni. so I'm not surprise
RomanceRe: (photo)it's HARD To Find Girls With This Kind Of Beauty That Can by goingape1: 1:43am On Oct 16, 2016
SammyT95:
in as much as I know u're not totally wrong but then I shouldn't judge a book by it cover. I have girls that are fashion divas in my department and they still have a better result compared to their "spiritual sisters " counterpart
because there have been banging there lecturers!


common! you think like a child.

the average university girls must have bang there lecturer for them to past.
PoliticsRe: Divine Momoh Shows Her Swimming Skills To Buratai, Dalung, Others (Pics) by goingape1: 1:22am On Oct 16, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
An 8-year-old girl, Divine Momoh, impressed the chief of Army Staff; Gen T.Y Burutai, minister of Youth and Sports; Barr Solomon Dalung and other dignitaries after making an incredible record yesterday at the Nigerian Army Sports festival, swimming 50M distance in the Jabi Lake Abuja.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/10/8-year-old-girl-impresses-chief-of-army.html
buratai or buratashi!


nak Ed 8 years old girl dey impressed you abi undecided


we done see weti you and your boys dey do!
RomanceRe: Would This Be A Wrong Move To Let Her Go? by goingape1: 11:42am On Oct 14, 2016
Miztadynamix:
I will just cut the long story short and make it brief. I went on a business trip to the UK and during my stay I met a nice young Nigerian girl that we really clicked from the very first day we met. Along the line we got so close and all that, then on this particular night the moment really set in and trust me the senerio was just too irresistible that the shit happened then she left to her house.
The next morning I know I woke up feeling really fly after the most romantic moment I have ever had in my entire life lol (maybe because I hardly have time for ladies sha), I noticed some little stains of blood on the sheets and my heart skipped. Later that evening after the whole work stuff, we most deff got to see and then along the line I had to chip in the whole blood stains ish and trust me her response kept me dumbfounded. She opened up to me that she was a virgin and she actually gave me her virginity that night before. Like seriously it really touched me and I asked her why she didn't tell me because if she did there was no way I would have done anything knowing am most deff coming back to Nigeria. Then she said she has only dated one guy while she was in secondary school in Nigeria and she really liked him but he broke up with her before she left for UK just because she refused having sex with him and just wanted their relationship to grow without the idea of sex. Now then she said because of how much it hurt her when they broke up then, she really liked me from day one and we honestly clicked wella, she didn't want to loose me just like her first boyfriend which is why she just allowed us flow to that level without saying a word about it.

I am now back in Nigeria and we seem to be apart but just trying to keep up this whole distance relationship stuff but I am someone that hardly believe these distance relationship do work. Though am single and without any kid as well, I am thinking telling her to move on so that I dont make her feel tied down with a guy she is far away from and not yet sure when we going to meet again except she comes to Nigeria and it's so obvious that's till around December next year when she must have graduated.

Do you guys think it will be a wrong move to let her go?
I know say you be Yoruba guy!

na una dey do this kind of rubbish.
RomanceRe: Meet The Handsome Abuja Based Guy Who Has Won Affection From Ladies Online. PICS by goingape1: 10:46pm On Oct 11, 2016
MizOmalicha:
Lemme see the prick or I don believe itit undecided
lolzz!
make I go catch am snap am picture by?
you hate me ohh!
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Police Officers & Medical Doctors In Love by goingape1: 10:14pm On Oct 11, 2016
ObiOmaMu:
Police officer Hammat Lawal and her sweet heart did their prewedding photos the Nigerian police way. Just look at how cute they are.

Hold your breath though till you see Doctor Neema Machumu and her boo below. Their photographer said they wanted colour and this magic happened:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/adorable-prewedding-photos-of-police.html
the woman take style fat small!

RomanceRe: Meet The Handsome Abuja Based Guy Who Has Won Affection From Ladies Online. PICS by goingape1: 10:05pm On Oct 11, 2016
MizOmalicha:
Bros please xplain how u take know say him prick small biko?! angry
no think go that place ohh!

me and him na friend long before and I dey come see am......... and na through he transparent boxer I notice am.

he even dey here self. make I no spoil ya show bro!

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