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Family / Re: Man Buys Honda SUV For Wife Who Gave Birth (pics) by goldfish27(m): 2:54pm On Nov 03, 2015
nonen:
This must be an APC campaign or advert. Mercedes SUV becomes a Honda SUV

Spotted....U get eyes abeg.....me self see d Benz logo for front....pple too lie for dis Nairaland very soon dem go turn am to Kobosky

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Phones / Re: MTN Agrees To Pay N1.04trn Fine by goldfish27(m): 11:14am On Nov 02, 2015
kurupt1:
This one mtn don gree.......make mtn subscribers watch out ooo cos 200 naira airtime na 2minute calls you go make ur airtime go enter 0.45naira

Bros the ans is PORTTING oooooo. For me n my houz hold we done already tak cover b4 dem begin self.
Politics / Re: What I Saw At A Rich Politician's Party. by goldfish27(m): 8:59am On Nov 02, 2015
sulmeza:
he witnessed something dat is grossly inappropriate and he's tryin to bring public attention to it,yet u still trying to castigate him??...u're morally ill bro,u nid help....ur type'll be d worst in any community....

The OP 4got to mention that his 2 younger sisters are among the girls..how do he fill now?..this is what we call BAD SEED of a nation
Religion / Re: T.B Joshua "Predicted Crash Of Russian Plane"(watch Video) by goldfish27(m): 2:20pm On Nov 01, 2015
bruno419:
lmao
oya clap for yourself..

na so so bad thing una go dey predict

Bros u remove d word from my mouth...dem no go see beta thing predict... There is God oooooo
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Joins CGD, Centre For Global Development by goldfish27(m): 7:05am On Oct 31, 2015
Blizzy9ja:
A good woman... Going 4rm glory to glory


Since she left our economy has started nose diving


1. The western world will always reward anybody who destroys any African nation's economy.
2. If she was that good as claimed, Nigerian economy would have been one of the best by now cos during her time oil sold for over $100.
I conclude by saying she is a bad economist and was sent by her masters " the white" to crumble our economy which she has and she is now receiving her reward and some foolish Nigerians see it as achievement. I pity we Nigerians. Let me ask what has she done to Nigerians? How many have she helped? With all the money she has how many company has she built here in Nigeria to employ Nigerians.. Make thunder fire anybody wey get hand for Nigeria present state. Amen
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Jobless Guys Who Chase You? by goldfish27(m): 4:41pm On Oct 21, 2015
dharay99:
undecided
†hose 2ladies above me
jez proved one †hinq...."mos† qirls are af†a weal†h n0† love"

99.9% of Nigerian ladies, wives and sisters included are only for d money. When d chip are down they will see u as an outcast but Baba God go bless any hard working Male.

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Crime / Re: Man Defrauds In-law In N9m Deal by goldfish27(m): 1:47pm On Oct 21, 2015
Him done collect back him Bride price with interest join....Sharp Man

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Politics / Re: Check Out This Advert On Today's Sun Newspaper. by goldfish27(m): 5:44pm On Mar 24, 2015
golddust6000:
NO IGBO MAN WILL VOTE FOR BUHARI, I KNOW MY PEOPLE.




Speak for urslef pls

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Politics / Re: Protesters Storm INEC Office, Demand Postponement Of General Elections by goldfish27(m): 3:48am On Feb 04, 2015
Faibuhari:
A lot of people have not gotten PVC in PDP areas, I can see bias by INEC and I hereby declare for a hurried distribution and elections to hold on failbuari

My broda which one be PDP areas again....m
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's National Identity Card (For Age Clarification Rumour) by goldfish27(m): 1:51pm On Feb 01, 2015
fattybombom:
That's a humble and true leader, when people doubt his age he presents an evidence. Not papa Buhari who will be running from Almajiri to the military camp and then Cambridge for certificate forgery when he knows he didn't sit for WASSCE.


This national identity card is fake....reason..what a see is picture and not passport photograph...he is suppose to be facing straight making it possible to see both ears as well the eyes, nose and mouth...we all know when it comes to age Nigerians lie like hell....
Politics / Re: Photos From El-rufai's Campaign Rally Kaduna by goldfish27(m): 5:39pm On Jan 13, 2015
KwoiZabo:
El_rufai is going Nowhere, he can only win Kaduna North LG where the almajaris are. The other LGAs belong to PDP.

If he(PDP) looses the whole Kaduna North which he has lost it already, even d south done feel d presence of a governor in the state so let's say 50% from d south .... Fine boy no pimples go loose ooooooooooo
Politics / Re: Obasanjo’s Refusal To Endorse Buhari Troubles APC by goldfish27(m): 5:12pm On Jan 13, 2015
madridguy:
Noted. Drama onpoint.

Which drama.. Na obj b d whole Nigerians he has just 1 vote...u too dey fear prison too d one wey him serve under Abacha done do him.
Culture / Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Marijuana Consuming Countries In The World - UN Report by goldfish27(m): 11:07am On Jan 10, 2015
kennynelcon:
Wat a guan, No Jamaica?

Consumer and dealer na 2 different thing my brother....the consumption is high due to the high level of unemployment so they just to pass time....even if u dey high n u get work d level on consumption go reduce badly or u want high go office u self check am na.....now that the research is out what is the solution....?
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Fans Accuse Sean Tizzle Of Bleaching by goldfish27(m): 12:08pm On Jan 05, 2015
herkeym001:
How come tattoo no dey hin chest for the third picksure. Abi my vission don dey malfunction ni.

Him done bleach am comot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 1st January 2015 by goldfish27(m): 6:28pm On Jan 01, 2015
mightyfada:
- Mane's goal was glorious, a curling effort from near the corner flag with Szczesny stranded by his own poor judgement. He redeemed himself with a superb save to deny Ward-Prowse minutes later

- And that's the first half done. It's Southampton 1-0 Arsenal, a fair reflection after Mane's moment of genius. But both teams are playng fluent, attacking football and this has been a lively, engaging match so far.




What's the different between Arsenal and Nigeria......
Politics / Re: ‘buhari’s Academic Records Intact’ by goldfish27(m): 10:42am On Dec 31, 2014
neocortex:
Mods this topic is worthy of FP



Stop beating about the bush, let him present his certificate if he has any.
Any one who has lived in Nigeria knows that anything is POSSIBLE.

That he contested three prior elections means nothing, he used affidavit or didn't submit anything in those elections. but now that INEC is complying more with the electoral act, Buhari cannot hide is fraud any longer.

Imagine a leader for "change" swearing false oath. SMH

Here is what will happen in an interview for a job Buhari applied for in a company Z:

EMPLOYER: Can I know you

BUHARI: My name is Mejor Genral Muhammadu Buhari

EMPLOYER: (Searches through Buhari's file) I am sorry I can't find any of your certificate here.

BUHARI: Yes, but my affidavits are there all my certificates are with my previous employers.

EMPLOYER: Yes , I know some affidavits are here but we need your original documents, oh there are no even photocopies.

BUHARI: Can't you see from my CV that I've worked for 3 international firms like yours in the past.


EMPLOYER: I have seen your CV and it's quite impressive but I need to see your certificates. I am not aware that any organization withhold an employee's original certificate.

BUHARI: Are you saying that I am a liar with all the integrity that is on my CV. You must be very stupid.

EMPLOYER: I am afraid that this interview cannot continue without me seeing your certificates.

BUHARI: Let me warn you , You either continue with this interview and give me the job or my boys will burn down this place.

EMPLOYER: Sir, this interview is over.

(Buhari pulled out his phone and make some calls. Five minutes later angry mob with various weapons are shouting down the street as they march towards company Z)

What do you think happened next ?



Make him present am to u or who.......can u even identify urself.....make I ask u one question? Who u be wey the whole pple's general go show u him cert..... When pple wey get name ask him go show dem.....even common sense go tell u say OGA get all him original papers intact....
Romance / Re: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by goldfish27(m): 10:27pm On Dec 25, 2014
tosyne2much:
What kind of silly replies am I seeing up there ? Is it that people lack question answering skill or what ?

Did the OP complain about the money ? He only said "does courtesy demand he gives her T-fare for every visit "

OP, it's not a bad idea giving t-fare each time she comes, it will only be a silly thing if she thinks it is mandatory you pay for every visit

Financial pressure shouldnt be one sided.. Both sides have something to lose in a relationship. Any lady who is not ready to lose in terms of finance has no business being in a relationship

Abeg tell dem....by d way hw many pass waec without expo....d guy no talk say him broke like most of u wey dey talk trash.....only God go help our ladies dats y most of them done over ripe for there father houz....
Celebrities / Re: Buhari Operating His Tablet (picture) by goldfish27(m): 8:24am On Dec 24, 2014
Mancity26:
Even my grand mother can operate that if i teach ha now. Must u go skul b4 u learn how to operate phone. Na music he dey play dia? Just saying

Phone n tablet no b dsame tin man....grow up n see d light...
Celebrities / Re: Buhari Operating His Tablet (picture) by goldfish27(m): 8:23am On Dec 24, 2014
Mancity26:
Even my grand mother can operate that if i teach ha now. Must u go skul b4 u learn how to operate phone. Na music he dey play dia? Just saying
Celebrities / Re: Buhari Operating His Tablet (picture) by goldfish27(m): 8:20am On Dec 24, 2014
Mancity26:
Even my grand mother can operate that if i teach ha now. Must u go skul b4 u learn how to operate phone. Na music he dey play dia? Just saying

Phone n tablet no b dsame tin man....grow up n see d light...
Politics / Re: State By State Breakdown Of Goodluck Jonathans Achievements by goldfish27(m): 3:59pm On Dec 22, 2014
Which kaduna dem dey talk about kaduna in london or kaduna in USA....but if na kaduna in nigeria where I reside then the whole list is a fat lie.. 98% about kaduna na big fat lie about kaduna.....pple pls be careful of PDP lies
Family / Re: The Average Nigerian Man Is A Hypocrite by goldfish27(m): 2:07pm On Dec 21, 2014
Vivly:
No. I think they want a humble, loyal and submissive woman that is independent and does not depend on them financially.

The Average Nigerian Is A Hypocrite not just men oooooooo Nigerians are 2 edge sword....

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Politics / Re: Photos From Military Ambush Attack That Killed Over 100 Boko Haram Terrorists by goldfish27(m): 1:57pm On Dec 21, 2014
malater:
I can't see any death body as a proof that Boko Haram was killed

Just one fire for bush na him over 100 BH die.... D govt dey really play with her slaves mistaken for citizen.... Govt n BH na padi dem be oooooo... Ask urself where BH dey get weapons na govt dey give dem oooooo so dem can budget over 20% of d budget for security wey go enter there pocket.... Wise Up nigerian oooooooooo
Politics / Re: Photo : Will Mandela's Statement On Buhari Become Prophetic? by goldfish27(m): 5:28am On Dec 21, 2014
Firefire:
Maybe in 2019 or in Northern States of Nigeria or better still President of Online Polling Units, www.


Na only mouth u get..... make u no eat ur words one day..
Politics / Re: Over 110 Boko Haram Terrorists killed in Damboa, Borno State by goldfish27(m): 5:19am On Dec 21, 2014
drlawizle:


Seems you dont know the way the mind works...the reason why most of these guys are brave is simply because they got nothing to lose and they have been brainwashed

dat when they die dey are going to a better place....same happened for the guyanna massacre where the pastor burnt all his congregation telling them the world is sinful

& dey are going to a better place after dey die...its a mental issue hence your mindset is your greatest asset

Bros dis one no b brainwash na stupidity of the Highest Order
Politics / Re: Over 110 Boko Haram Terrorists killed in Damboa, Borno State by goldfish27(m): 5:17am On Dec 21, 2014
1) I no see any army for dis picture oooo all na hunters I dey see.....Nigeria army taking the glory again for another pple victory.

2) If all d killing of BH are true why dem never finish?...BH na a whole nation....
Today 117 BH killed by army...
Tomorrow 97 BH killed
3 days ago 250 BH killed...
2 weeks back 97 BH killed..
No week wey army no dey kill BH if dem no kill BH e go b say dem surrender n most are in hundreds.......govt just they tell pple weytin dem want hear....
Sorry to say BH and Govt na frds oooooo... its just a way to divert money to chop... all in d name of security.....Una self make una think am can a group over come a govt...... All dis kill na wash...... Just dis local hunters alone can finish BH but d govt they stop them so dem no go put sand sand for dem garri.....SHINE UR EYES MY PPLE...
Politics / Re: Is This Not WICKEDNESS? Youths Burn Brooms Together With APC Flags In Imo by goldfish27(m): 5:00am On Dec 21, 2014
20pounds:
When did old political jobbers become youths?

So dis old fools enter market buy broom just to burn....what a wasteful fools. If na there hard earned money dem go waste am like dat...go check d invoice for the broom each cost 10k as in ten thousand naira......pls who are dey fooling ooooooo.....Old fools make una go slip b4 I dat fire go consume una...
Politics / Re: Is This Not WICKEDNESS? Youths Burn Brooms Together With APC Flags In Imo by goldfish27(m): 4:49am On Dec 21, 2014
SuperMartins:
Lolz.. Nigeria's politics taking a new twist..

PDP is taking this election matter personal....Na only dem they make govt houz for?....Dem done chop n steal make dem go rest n leave other tooo.......come to think of it..Dem no get another work

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Politics / Re: Is This Not WICKEDNESS? Youths Burn Brooms Together With APC Flags In Imo by goldfish27(m): 4:44am On Dec 21, 2014
agarawu23:
it doesnt stop my vote for Buhari

Its such a shame the youth are selling there right for peanuts
Career / Re: 10 Types Of Occupations That Make The Most Money This Season. by goldfish27(m): 8:35pm On Dec 19, 2014
Wisegeek01:
Photography

Everybody trying to look good dis season
Wedding bells every wia

grin

Ermm. .. But on the 23rd Dec - 3rd Jan

Its Transport bizness hands down*

Photographer no too dey make money ooo unless occasions.....all dis phone done spoil dere market.....snap me wit my phone abeg or selves

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