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obafemee80:
It is called dashboard camera
Most cars in advanced countries have it to record your driving view

True. I have one on my car. And i notice the nigerian police are not comfortable stopping someone thats got a dashcam.

Looks like a bike for batman

Dacronym:
Kai I've seen small boys hit money that my whole family has never seen from my Grandfather to me in all our life time in under one Month

Lol your statement is so true.

Lots of them find it hard to launch chrome and Mozilla. But the money they throw into the air during celebration or an occasion even if money grew on trees you wouldnt wanna throw such amounts into the air.

Youngadvocate:
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Lalasticlala, CrazyMan, 1forall, Nigerians need to see this.

Blame the yahoo boys, he may have been scammed or knows someone thats been a victim of fraud. Effect of too much yahoo boys

Not just ipob. Even senators, governors and the president are all scammers.

This is a good idea. Take the money away and many relationships would break

The guy that said he couldn't report it due to security reasons. Well it happens, u see something wrong and when u report they detain u as a suspect. Well i like lagos response. They should implement lagos patterns in all states

Divorce her, go for a DNA test then check the kids if the ain't mine, divorce the kids. Then check my self. All these kind wife dey bring Hiv come family. Big shame. Poor state of mind. In fact this one is possessed

$1m is jackpot money in some American lotteries and here was are giving it free. Hmmmm FG i hail thee.

Dated all the categories mentioned here

1x2x3:
The remaining 0.5 percent are still virgins

Virgins? I thought they were extinct

1x2x3:
First of all I admit I've had many relationships
I admit most of those relationships ended after few months and the ones that stayed longer was because i decided not to investigate.


You may be wondering why so many relationships and why I couldn't keep a relationship longer. Trust me, I'm not seeking perfection or an angel but just someone who can be sincere and trustworthy, a woman you can just be real. Here are my findings and from my stats, 9 out of 10 Nigerian girls will cheat on you as long as you ain't looking and no matter how had to pound her or provide for her. I didn't just pick my stats from the blues, it's from the experiences I've had. I have dated quiet ones, innocent looking ones, the ones that will swear you are their life, the ones that will cry and profess unconditional love, the ones you nail and they tell you you are the best, name it... They are all cheats. My saying 9 out of 10 is just to make reservations, it would have been 10/10.

I usually don't monitor or investigate a girl until we get very serious and I'm sure the person has seen my commitment and show some commitment. Just a few apps and I'm in the Centre of their conversations from whatsapp to calls these girls all cheat, some leave your house after all the nice times, caring, money and all then immediately hit up their other side cocks. They go to weddings, hook up immediately and start building more relationships, they wipe convos clean, wipe call and text logs even if you aren't the type that check their phones. If you think you have a faithful woman you must be very mad..... I mean very very mad (don't even argue you are a mad person) and if you think otherwise then I will proof you wrong in just 2 weeks.

Wives? Probably more coded and less cheating ish... A few select don't cheat at all (where do I get this stats?).... I've seen shiiit, I've done shiiits.

Okay this isn't a thread to bash our girls, I'm just stating the obvious with 100% accuracy.

How about men? Like the same group of girls say "men are dogs" "men are scum" "men are all the same" "they will always cheat". The good thing is we accept all those names, we admit we mess up but how about you ladies? Will you ever admit you cheat? The ones you think don't cheat are the ones you decide not to monitor or yet to catch.

Now it comes to these questions;

why don't people accept open relationships?
Why does it sound awkward to people when both parties are likely going to cheat except a very few?
Why do people act saintly?
If you are a cheat why pretend like you don't cheat?
Why act heartbroken if you also cheat?

Does love exist? Yes, but that thing you feel in a relationship isn't love it's nonsense.

After all my findings I came to a conclusion that will help people live longer and have a healthier relationship.

1. Never trust anyone but if you have to then do it blindly (the Bible says "put your trust in God"

2. If you must be in a relationship please remove that nonsense called love from your deceptive brain. You can like someone, respect them, help each other and be humble. That's enough to create that illusion called love but it's not.

3. Stay hardened, wear your seatbelts, helmet, sheen guard and make sure your shock absorber functions properly. Anything can happen, don't just be caught off guard.

4. Don't check your partner's phones. What you may see will proof the devil is just a learner but if you have to then do as long as you've applied rule number 3.

5. Use your instincts and intuitive mind.

6. Don't be broke. It's the root of all evil... Make money and make more money, it's your shock absorber.


Men are cheats, ladies are cheats... Q.E.D

Yeah I've been there. Im still here. Sometimes i just hate the experience. Its why i try not to think about it. Every girl has a stain on her profile. Note open relationships are not advisable cuz the other dude may be a host to an illness and you know girls are the carriers. Cheating isnt in my ledger nor would I accept the idea im sharing my girl with someone. Im with u but i would say 9.5/10 are cheaters.

If u follow this list we are not gonna ever marry cuz every girl is guilty of at least one thing here.

A whole 9 Why is it that every nysc batch must have a tragedy.

Hmmm 5k? Didn't know it was that expensive

Mr Gauzzz
31x10.50 r15
Was told 265/75 r15 can work too. I need a set

illitrate:
Because the best way you can avoid distractions and be in the spirit realm is when the eyes are closed. God is a spirit so communication with
him can best be in spirit.

Remember, what you see determines what you think, what you think determines how you behave, how you behave determines what you become.

Imagine in the mood of prayer with eyes open and suddenly one big nyash waka pass and your brain starts processing it because your eyes has seing it.
Then your john thomas responds to stimulus.

Hmmm good answer, i was actually asking the same questions too.

Pumped all my tyres to 40psi 2 weeks ago, driven about 150km since and some 1 is 32, 2 is 40, the other is 47psi(rear left) i really got confused. A whole 47

What's the cost of this tyre new or toks

How much for this size New or toks

I didn't even know what sex was till i was in Jss 1 and how to have sex till i was in Jss 2 then actually saw porn in SS1 i was almost 23 before i even did sex. And now you wanna teach a 6 year old how to peep on his/her parents doing it at night. So he can become a dad as soon as he gets the first signs of puberty. That book is dangerous.

Dem don add money oooo. Its not up to 30m abeg. Before dem go kidnap peter

Whats sexy about muscular women? Its like practicing to be gay. Its like looking at a man's butt and having an erection

Its gonna be hard for me to date someone that keeps too many secrets especially from me. I really really hate it. That's the kind of stuff that breaks relationships.
Seriously girls are very vulnerable around ex. Sometimes an ex would pass the night at my place maybe cuz she just wants to be away from home. and we end up doing it.
Never trust a girl that still communicates with her ex. My last ex was always communicating with her supposed ex. I complained that i didn't like it and she kept saying they were just friends.

Unknown to me that she was cheating with me. He was the boyfriend, i was just the guy with the p3nis. Till one day i got to know the truth. Girls are really dangerous

Probably the reason why many igbo girls are unmarried at retirement age. The billing is too high
Them wan just kill the guy. After paying all these the girl will be giving attitude. Seriously this list can be discouraging. Na marriage list be this abi na project to build house.

Probably a bet

IamAirforce1:
Going on a date tonight .. needed something simple so I called on my guy at Needle and Stitches for a T-shirt.. and oh well , a #20k T-shirt and yep I transferred .

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20k wow. Its not like one would notice the price wen u put it on besides after washing it twice it looks like its gonna shrink and then your kitchen floor is gonna be wearing it. Trust me.

So is the world running out of men that u wanna share a man or youre just too old and ugly to get a man of your own.

Even the Oshodi express way is bad. They repaired a road at town planning by coker road in less than 3 weeks the road has that hole again. Is it that the people fixing these roads are using substandard materials? Or our vehicles are too heavy

So because you are doing 10 seconds u want me to do the same. Your fada

Cash transfer medium
Flash drive
Cyber cafe

Better pr!ck never enter this one. You go beg for 20 minutes.