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I using a 5000mah phone for 3 years and ive been using it since 6am at 93% now 10am at 51%

Just ordered an oukitel k7 with 10000mah cuz the 5000mah aint enough for me

romenna:
Dnt ever marry without going for medical check up.
Test everytin. From fertility to HIV n genotype.
The level of deceit is extremely high today.

Im telling u. I wish a girl could just show me her medical report before we start dating.
Was really impressed with my medical report last year. Haven't done any this year. Wished nigeria had a legit database where we can consult for medical history cuz i really dont want someone to lie to me and bring problems into my life. Not just genotype. I see a girl i have feelings for i do not fear for love, i fear for health flaws. Also Std is the biggest issue of all.

BianoJay:
Good morning guys.
I've been in a many relationships before now, and I wouldn't say I have had the best of experiences, but I have come to believe that there isn't anything like unconditional love, well, that changed, yesterday.

I will try to keep this short. I'm a graduate and since over 3years after graduating from one of the best Universities in Nigeria, and with a second class upper (largely overrated), I haven't been able to get a job. Being the kind of person I am, who believes that being in a relationship is all about responsibility, and also with the fact that I'm someone who loves giving a lot, I decided I wouldn't get into any relationship until I get a job and be able to meet some financial obligations as real man.

Well, have been that way until I met this very young girl. We started out as friends. She sings and I play the piano, so, it was a musical thing. One thing led to another and we became closer. She is very young but, emotionally and psychologically mature. Enjoyed talking to her a lot and with time, I forgot all about my vow not to be in a relationship, and I fell for her completely. I later got to know from her that she has always crushed on me for a long time, because she saw a big difference in me, that I was like no guy she has ever known (I took that statement as one of those things, but it really wasn't).

We have been cool, talking about future, marriage and all. I don't have a job, and broke, but this girl believes in me so much that it scares me. She is so proud of me and has never made me feel less a man that I am. Now, this girl isn't just any kind of girl: she is extremely beautiful, tall and exceptionally intelligent, and most times I feel like I don't even deserve her, rather, for reasons best known to her, she believes she isn't even good enough for me.

Two days ago, I decided to do a general lab test and know my health status, she encouraged me to. When I went yesterday to collect the test results, an idea came to my mind. When I came back home, I texted her and told her that the relationship can't work, that the lab results showed I was HIV positive. She called me immediately, was calm and asked me what I wanted to do. I said I wanted her to stay away from me and focus on her life and career, that we don't have a future together. She wouldn't hear that, she kept calming me and asking me not ever say we can't be together, that she could never live without me. I told her I didn't want to tell my parents about it, and wanted leaving town, but she said I should give her just two days to get her stuff and go with me, that she couldn't let me be myself. She was almost crying and I couldn't bear it anymore. Had to open up to her that nothing was wrong with me and that it was just a game.

The relief in her voice was even more touching than the concern she showed. I'm just so happy to have her in my life. I feel blessed every day.

This isn't a fictitious story, it's absolutely true.

Yeah thats the format used to get rid of a girl u dont love but she loves you more than her parents. Its really expensive though. In other words u dont really love her. Well you're lucky better hold her close and grow feelings. These days you only get oloshos and public toilet girl. They love u same way they love the other guy and the next guy. Thus 1 girl with 5 boyfriends.

I really hate secrets. Really uncomfortable with a girl that holds back some things especially the important ones

Here In nigeria our teenagers are plotting to become yahoo boys.

Dacronym:
All my life I have never my Father me or my late Parents
We never at any point had up to 20-30M I can say that and here you would see ppl buying brand new cars
Spending Millions weekend week out
Did you notice since this buhari administration yahoo yahoo has gone up but plus and ordinary hence this SARS nonsense

Its simple. The dollar went up. To N500 at a time

obafemee80:
It is called dashboard camera
Most cars in advanced countries have it to record your driving view

True. I have one on my car. And i notice the nigerian police are not comfortable stopping someone thats got a dashcam.

Looks like a bike for batman

Dacronym:
Kai I've seen small boys hit money that my whole family has never seen from my Grandfather to me in all our life time in under one Month

Lol your statement is so true.

Lots of them find it hard to launch chrome and Mozilla. But the money they throw into the air during celebration or an occasion even if money grew on trees you wouldnt wanna throw such amounts into the air.

Youngadvocate:
More

Lalasticlala, CrazyMan, 1forall, Nigerians need to see this.

Blame the yahoo boys, he may have been scammed or knows someone thats been a victim of fraud. Effect of too much yahoo boys

Not just ipob. Even senators, governors and the president are all scammers.

This is a good idea. Take the money away and many relationships would break

The guy that said he couldn't report it due to security reasons. Well it happens, u see something wrong and when u report they detain u as a suspect. Well i like lagos response. They should implement lagos patterns in all states

Divorce her, go for a DNA test then check the kids if the ain't mine, divorce the kids. Then check my self. All these kind wife dey bring Hiv come family. Big shame. Poor state of mind. In fact this one is possessed

$1m is jackpot money in some American lotteries and here was are giving it free. Hmmmm FG i hail thee.

Dated all the categories mentioned here

1x2x3:
The remaining 0.5 percent are still virgins

Virgins? I thought they were extinct

1x2x3:
First of all I admit I've had many relationships
I admit most of those relationships ended after few months and the ones that stayed longer was because i decided not to investigate.


You may be wondering why so many relationships and why I couldn't keep a relationship longer. Trust me, I'm not seeking perfection or an angel but just someone who can be sincere and trustworthy, a woman you can just be real. Here are my findings and from my stats, 9 out of 10 Nigerian girls will cheat on you as long as you ain't looking and no matter how had to pound her or provide for her. I didn't just pick my stats from the blues, it's from the experiences I've had. I have dated quiet ones, innocent looking ones, the ones that will swear you are their life, the ones that will cry and profess unconditional love, the ones you nail and they tell you you are the best, name it... They are all cheats. My saying 9 out of 10 is just to make reservations, it would have been 10/10.

I usually don't monitor or investigate a girl until we get very serious and I'm sure the person has seen my commitment and show some commitment. Just a few apps and I'm in the Centre of their conversations from whatsapp to calls these girls all cheat, some leave your house after all the nice times, caring, money and all then immediately hit up their other side cocks. They go to weddings, hook up immediately and start building more relationships, they wipe convos clean, wipe call and text logs even if you aren't the type that check their phones. If you think you have a faithful woman you must be very mad..... I mean very very mad (don't even argue you are a mad person) and if you think otherwise then I will proof you wrong in just 2 weeks.

Wives? Probably more coded and less cheating ish... A few select don't cheat at all (where do I get this stats?).... I've seen shiiit, I've done shiiits.

Okay this isn't a thread to bash our girls, I'm just stating the obvious with 100% accuracy.

How about men? Like the same group of girls say "men are dogs" "men are scum" "men are all the same" "they will always cheat". The good thing is we accept all those names, we admit we mess up but how about you ladies? Will you ever admit you cheat? The ones you think don't cheat are the ones you decide not to monitor or yet to catch.

Now it comes to these questions;

why don't people accept open relationships?
Why does it sound awkward to people when both parties are likely going to cheat except a very few?
Why do people act saintly?
If you are a cheat why pretend like you don't cheat?
Why act heartbroken if you also cheat?

Does love exist? Yes, but that thing you feel in a relationship isn't love it's nonsense.

After all my findings I came to a conclusion that will help people live longer and have a healthier relationship.

1. Never trust anyone but if you have to then do it blindly (the Bible says "put your trust in God"

2. If you must be in a relationship please remove that nonsense called love from your deceptive brain. You can like someone, respect them, help each other and be humble. That's enough to create that illusion called love but it's not.

3. Stay hardened, wear your seatbelts, helmet, sheen guard and make sure your shock absorber functions properly. Anything can happen, don't just be caught off guard.

4. Don't check your partner's phones. What you may see will proof the devil is just a learner but if you have to then do as long as you've applied rule number 3.

5. Use your instincts and intuitive mind.

6. Don't be broke. It's the root of all evil... Make money and make more money, it's your shock absorber.


Men are cheats, ladies are cheats... Q.E.D

Yeah I've been there. Im still here. Sometimes i just hate the experience. Its why i try not to think about it. Every girl has a stain on her profile. Note open relationships are not advisable cuz the other dude may be a host to an illness and you know girls are the carriers. Cheating isnt in my ledger nor would I accept the idea im sharing my girl with someone. Im with u but i would say 9.5/10 are cheaters.

If u follow this list we are not gonna ever marry cuz every girl is guilty of at least one thing here.

A whole 9 Why is it that every nysc batch must have a tragedy.

Hmmm 5k? Didn't know it was that expensive

Mr Gauzzz
31x10.50 r15
Was told 265/75 r15 can work too. I need a set

illitrate:
Because the best way you can avoid distractions and be in the spirit realm is when the eyes are closed. God is a spirit so communication with
him can best be in spirit.

Remember, what you see determines what you think, what you think determines how you behave, how you behave determines what you become.

Imagine in the mood of prayer with eyes open and suddenly one big nyash waka pass and your brain starts processing it because your eyes has seing it.
Then your john thomas responds to stimulus.

Hmmm good answer, i was actually asking the same questions too.

Pumped all my tyres to 40psi 2 weeks ago, driven about 150km since and some 1 is 32, 2 is 40, the other is 47psi(rear left) i really got confused. A whole 47

What's the cost of this tyre new or toks

How much for this size New or toks

I didn't even know what sex was till i was in Jss 1 and how to have sex till i was in Jss 2 then actually saw porn in SS1 i was almost 23 before i even did sex. And now you wanna teach a 6 year old how to peep on his/her parents doing it at night. So he can become a dad as soon as he gets the first signs of puberty. That book is dangerous.

Dem don add money oooo. Its not up to 30m abeg. Before dem go kidnap peter

Whats sexy about muscular women? Its like practicing to be gay. Its like looking at a man's butt and having an erection

Its gonna be hard for me to date someone that keeps too many secrets especially from me. I really really hate it. That's the kind of stuff that breaks relationships.
Seriously girls are very vulnerable around ex. Sometimes an ex would pass the night at my place maybe cuz she just wants to be away from home. and we end up doing it.
Never trust a girl that still communicates with her ex. My last ex was always communicating with her supposed ex. I complained that i didn't like it and she kept saying they were just friends.

Unknown to me that she was cheating with me. He was the boyfriend, i was just the guy with the p3nis. Till one day i got to know the truth. Girls are really dangerous

Probably the reason why many igbo girls are unmarried at retirement age. The billing is too high
Them wan just kill the guy. After paying all these the girl will be giving attitude. Seriously this list can be discouraging. Na marriage list be this abi na project to build house.

Probably a bet